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haven't you noticed that it's either both sell, or one at least? which means that if you can't sing but can dance, then the future's bright for you. like Ciara for instance, is not so much of a good singer as well, but it's all about making party songs with phat beats and of course giving us the viewers some sexy a$$ moves.

i believe in you, Teezy.

you know Teezy, the pic in your profile looks very good for the cover of a cd. you should think about dropping an album soon and probably give Ciara or Shakira a run for her money (cos it's obvious to me that Cassie's not your match).

the username Seun is not weird. but the human is.

what was Diddy thinking when that video was being shot? cos that "thing" just looked like a typical wannabe artiste performing at one of his talent hunts. i expected so much from the video after listening to the lyrics, instead just one skinny fair girl with a very flat yansh dancing in sports wear and later switching to some short evening weat with high heels dancing in front of a big mirror.

that video was a joke. i think not all songs, but their videos should also start having remixes.


guess what? i was about to close my post when my playlist randomly landed on the track. i can listen to this song all day (let me also tell you now that she doesn't really have a good singing voice). the beats hold the song from wrecking.

know what?

i share my girlfriends with some of my very good friends and there ain't no harm in that because they also hook me up with theirs when i need 'em. we just don't share condoms (everybody buys his own).

@raldsfield

brother, you keep cracking me up with your posts on this topic. na so u like IBB reach? an appointment is will be waiting for you with open arms if you give me a chance in '07 to turns around for the better.

henry007:
janet,plz look at d deep fact here, 'rita'ded is just not it as a young lady

henry, you'z a bad bad bad bad bad bad man. lmao!!!!

Sean Paul- Give It Up To Me

KD, me look in your eye and see you want me. when you gonna give it up to me?

Mary J. Blige- You Are Everything

Rompe (me & . . . .) in bed last night.

thank GOD for Isaiah 4:1-2 even the Father knew what He was doing when he showed Isaiah the vision.

@raldsfield

i haven't voted till this very moment because jafar has refused to include "none of the above" as an option for those who don't have any candidate. but if i wait longer to no avail, then i'll just do like you said!!

Vieira:
I mean women produce very few eggs a month and once one is fertilised that is it.
Men produce millions of sperms EVERY single day!
We are meant to go out there and impregnant as many as possible. You will never see a farm with equal number of hens and cocks now.

rotflmfbao!!!!!! we have another King (Vieira) Solomon in the making. as a matter of fact, i personally recruit myself to your army.

*salutes*

eve, you are VERY special to me in a unique way only you can.

@eve

thank you!!

@kelloggs

it's because of me, the guy's still anonymous cos they know that he won't make it alive past this night if i know who he is.

eve, are you aware that that was no question?

eve's more beautiful than steph, just that steph's height makes her look very sexy.

and i can't believe my own Nollywood wife, Oge Okoye is truly getting married tomorrow. i first saw ugonna's post but decided to ignore it until i read it in the papers today.

*runs to the bathroom to cry a bucket full of tears*

what is robby doing here again?

eve, i've always been nice to you and every other female on =N=L. just that sometimes, you and Rhod behave like you've been sharing some weed parcel. ladies are very important to me and so therefore, i cannot help but give them that special TLC they deserve.
you're no different, my dear!!

@eve

if you want IT, all you gotta do is ask politely for IT and you'd most definitely get IT. there ain't no harm in trying IT cos every woman loves the taste and sensation of IT. for now, i'll be nice to you and let you feel IT.

*places her hand gently on IT*

@kelloggs

it is written in the Bible that the kingdom of Heaven suffereth violence and the violent taketh it by force. don't let me force you to eat this tasty and nourishing meal you're trying to avoid, even though you need it for growth and replenishment.

@eve

awww!! you can have these to add a little spice to make your day taste sweet.

@kelloggs

stop doing shakara na!! this girl sef, you're too stubborn. i just wonder how you continue to say no when your pantyz' heavily soaked!

hahaha kelloggs, nutty gyal!! i can see it in your eyes that you like the way i'm tuning in search of my favorite radio station.

@kelloggs

are you mad?? if you call him bingo, then he should call you b!tch (both are dogs).

hey eve sweetie, what's good with ya? hope your day's been fine and would get better later on since it's friday!!

@cutie

sweetie, your beauty will live longer than 70 years and will be passed on to your 6 daughters.

@kelloggs

i am highly disappointed in you. however, you still deserve that "special wounding" treatment.

*pulls her forcefully to a dark corner*

Nkiru Sylvanus' main part is to suffer, cry and in many years time have a breakthrough in life and become a BIG girl.

i'm beginning to think it's because you're ibo, that's why you're sticking to rita. 317 (and counting) people obviously can't be blind or telling lies.

darling, rita's not more than 31 if i remember very clearly from the last time i checked. omo, i dey naija so i dey 1st u read newspaper. as a matter of fact, it's even on this thread. do yourself a favor and start reading from page 1.

@kelloggs

it might interest you to know that Rita (30+) is older than Omosexy (27). she's a mother of 4 and has still got her body intact.

baby, get your facts right before you vote next time.

hey SvS, i'm sure my good friend (mini-me) took you to Xtasy in bed last night!!