₦airaland Forum

shawna gave me some dangerous Slow Motion moves in bed last night.

skingo, that's what Sauce Kid calls himself (so i read in an interview on him). all the same, how old do you think Sauce Kid is?

@retro

my jazz protects me only when i'm right. it backfires when i engage in wrong things such as your claim "rape".

@spokes

Autoreply: i'm away from my desk from 21:01 Friday July 21st 2006 till 17:08 Monday 24th July 2006. in my absence, please leave a message and i'll get back to you as soon as i return. for legal matters, please consult my lawyer; ddizzle

have a great weekend!!

@diddy

no wahala!! just thought there was love in sharing in the team.

@retro

y'all got it all WRONG. if i had raped you (or wanted to), my EGBESU jazz wouldn't have bounced the bullets back when you and Afeni shot me. can't you remember we shared a pack of beer while Afeni was slacking?

@spokes

do you believe a man of my calibre can stain his name with "RAPE"?

@diddy

i didn't say "the real j-girl", i asked if you wanted to know where "j-girl REALLY is".

@retro

yes, i tore your bra cos of the cockroach i saw heading for the left nipple. i NEVER raped you.

@retro

why do you keep calling me a rapist? i didn't do nothing. *makes usual innocent face*

i can see that you're still upset, eh!! just calm down and talk to me. i'm here for ya!!

@diddy

do you really want to know where j-girl is?

@svs

safe journey. i'll be waiting!

@retro

let's get it on tonight, why wait till tomorrow for Afeni?

if i were in a class right now in preparation for an exam in 7 days time, i would have started couting my Fs' by now!!

Genial & spokes, please carry on till y'all come to a compromise.

@svs

get off that pc and run down to the airport. you don't wanna keep me waiting for another 3 days cos you missed your flight!

@$hadex

debo will get in touch with you tonight

@diddy

Bad Boy, watagwan inna ya area? can you see why j-girl just had to be on the team?!

@kelloggs

are you trying my patience?

@retro

take heart!! he's busy with his other girl and deceiving you with "cheesy" poems (ToyM said that). too bad girls just enjoy being lied to.

@jafar

guy, how bodi? wetin dey happen for ogba

@svs

hey paris princess!! ready to hop that a$$ on the plane to dublin tonight?

@dominobaby

hey darl'!! found a new hubby on NL yet? my sig says alot about me presently!

is snazzy high?

@2C

i though you could see it in a boy's eyes since you said He (Tx) Wasn't Man Enough in bed last night.

@kelloggs

what is wrong with you? flirting in my very before?? better shift before i shift you with my "BIG brother" that resides just 1 floor down.

@aloib

baby, ba wo ni? se ko si? omo nko? ati Fox? i know say una dey play for that side. right here, it's Me & U like Cassie said.

@$hadex

guy, how far? has debo given you the necessary info on the team for "wannabe" members?

2C, could you See It In A Boy's Eyes in bed last night?

GUNNER, i was So Sick in bed last night (you caused it after abandoning me in the cold weather to be with Mein Kampf).

EVERY state governor (excluding Ekiti, Bayelsa, Oyo, Plateau, Anambra and maybe a few others i can't remember for now) is on the presidential track to get to the finish point and stand as Nigeria's #1 citizen. just this morning on Rythm 93.7 FM, it was reported that Zamfara state governor has said nothing will stop his presidential aspiration come 2007. now, i sat back to think of what Nigeria would be if that man found his way to Aso Rock as the leader in 2007. an islamic state?

presently, INEC just registered 3 new parties and that has made the total number of political parties in the country more than 40. is this so in other countries?

for now, i have no person to give the torch to as the torch-bearer by next year. not even my name-sake because every lizard lies flat on the ground, but you do not know the one with a belly-ache.

finally, i will always say that in Nigeria, your vote does NOT count!!!

Wyclef ft/ Product G&B- Run Away

@Afeni

so you're cheating on your girl with retro?

@retro

why are you going after another girl's man?

*brings out the whole beer pack cos this is going to be a long interesting day*

@Giorgio

kudos, holmes!!! i just hope she's (or a close friend of hers) not a member of nairaland.

@retro

Afeni just shot and nothing happened!! so what do you think you're doing?

*goes into her kitchen to get me a beer and make me a sandwich*

@Afeni

i am an EGBESU boy (from ijaw) and bullets don't enter (they actually get turned into groundnut). you can ask Rhodalyn and 2cantango to tell you more from the highlight i gave them in March.

how can she even look into your eyes when you've got a green face with shades on?

@retro

i can see he's slacking but you're just being patient with him.

last wednesday.


wwtlty saw a HOTT chic/dude and lost balance?

*slaps retro and tears bra*

Jeremiah Gyang- Na Ba Ka

@Afeni

don't tell me i can make it to the bra before you get your boots on.

*racing down to retro's bra like Micheal Jackson's speed demon*

@eve

i'll forgive you.

@Afeni

are you still locked in the bra or you're out?

@retro

like yea, it's just for the fun of it. what else do you expect when people just make a brother residing in a busy and noisy part of lagos with the weather feeling foggy at 9:17am go crazy and almost lose his ONLY wife.

@eve

let me get something straight. if i say Let's Get Married in bed last night, will you agree?

@skingo

i know why nairaland's blocking the website from showing. Seun (nairaland site admin) is not happy that his forum wasn't nominated at the NEAs' even though it's (i think) the largest nigerian forum for now.

heard of Ghetto P (from an interview with Sauce) and waiting to see what he's got by the time he's out. also, he said you guys should watch out for Q-Beats official website

quick question, skingo. how old do you think the 30-second swagga (Sauce) is?

@KD

i was never introduced to shawna when i met ALL your family members (cos you said no one was left). who else are you hiding the MMS wasn't even referring to me but other cheaters. guess you'll never understand how i flow.

@eve

are you a member of the Gossip Folks in bed last night?

@debo

bros, i don go crash!!!! i still know what she did with her Grillz in bed last night.

catch ya later, bro!!

@T-z & kelloggs

as beautiful as both of you are, you still can't spot a fellow beauty-full woman?!?!?!??! na wa ooo!!