₦airaland Forum

#16 confession: HOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!! it's IBB with his angels in da house. yay!! yay!! yay!! but where's my 3rd angel?

#15 confession: i am deeply sorry, 2C. i had to attend to some urgent call. i can see you're offline now so i wish you a happy ending for the day. just in case you're ghosting, i am available now.  

#14 confession: you are most welcome. so what's happening in Oz today and where are you located (Melbourne, Adelaide, Tasmania, Perth, Sydney, etc)?

#13 confession: let us say our prayers. bow your head *speaks mightily in tongues*. in JESUS name we pray, AMEN!!! now 2C, eat and hunger no more.

#12 confession: i feel so loved whenever i come into the confession room. 2C, Rhod and Ocho are the best females on NAIRALAND. 2C baby, come out with more confessions. the groundnuts are here

for a place like ado-ekiti, that might be difficult since many of these isps' operate around the "BIG" cities. however, you can check with starcomms on their internet wireless card if it provides services nationwide or just certain areas.

#10 confession: you thrill me a lot. i have to run down to my refinery to get you some very fresh and sweet ones (did i just tell 2C a lie)? lol!!!!!!

#11 confession: i'll be back in a few. i actually want to go and pay my internet bills before i get cut-off. can you imagine how a day without you would hurt?

#9 confession: i'm glad you're feeling OK. would you like to eat some groundnuts i made from the last bullets i turned?

#8 confession: even though i wasn't here, my heart remained with my loved ones. been trying to step up my game and by friday, i'll be turning doughnuts to bombs. so take cover!!

#7 confession: i'm taking your pains to my inner chambers for serious prayers. you will be well before you know. trust me, you don't need an aspirin.

#6 confession: thanks for the compliment, 2C. i've been keeping well like a virgin girl. i used to come online to read the confessions and i saw that you and Rhod have been doing good.

#5 confession: right now, i am willing to be of good behavior because i love n.l. but SEUN has to apologise for insulting me on sunday. my guy, show some sign of maturity and responsibility because i will not follow you to drag thread posts. keep your ego and pride out and just simply type out the 3/4 words i require "IBB, I AM SORRY. no long tin!

#4 confession: i love you 2C and i missed you!! how have you been?

#3 confession: i asked not just to be placed on a ban but also to be deleted from the database completely. behold, disboysef was kicked out truly and all his lovely CONFESSIONS were taken out. who do you think rules?

#2 confession: i know i was missed by a few- Rhoda, 2C, ocho (my favorite n.l. female) and unwanted by many (they know themselves

#1 confession: GUESS WHO'S BACK??

@sunny,

where are they situated in lagos because i can feel your happiness already.

i confess to being an alcoholic

(2006 REMIX- DJ IBB)

Aw nigga do you know who you wit
its Tony Yayo up in this bitch
  *cuts in*
Aint nobody want to hear that sh*t
IBB's back 2 change this beat
Roll wit me in d club and u feel d heat
On d billboard, it's a #1 hit
Chillin wit shawty on that white sheet
In 4 a long while, out 4 a lil bit
Place my tongue on her clit
N she yells out "Baby, please fix it"
She feels so good after d treat
Luv my style better dan Brad Pitt
Told me wheneva she want it
I'll be d 1st to know it
Anywhere, we can do it
D floor, d table, or d leather seat
I said "Baby, 1 day like this again we'r going to meet"
She said "Jus make sure your lips remain sweet"

@cabali

e b like say pastor no see better vision 4 u today dis one wey u just dey enter post negativities under different topics.

*spits out d window*

IBB
BLACK PRICK
GREEN BOTTLE
NA UR WAY
COLONEL

dat's all 4 now

i confess am late for service

i confess nairaland is the cause of it

i confess am still on d pc typin this message

i confess, (now wat d f***!?!?!?!?!?!)

eba with egusi soup is my 2nd favorite dish. what will u say when u come across my #1 amala with ewedu?

and for homeland NIGERIA, you'll find mainly just us. but some areas are known for some certain races like indians, lebanese, chinese (there are more of these people than other foreigners).

preach, ocho!!

but these ethiopian women y'all are talkin bout, no b the same lean-close-2-death ones wey dey always come cari 1st for olympics (cross country race n d rest).

well B, seems like you've dated too many of them. is/are there any on board now?

bros, forget 2face for 1 side. you never hear wetin ijaw people dey do anybody wey tranga? he is too small for me.

even ocho knows i speak french. she's beean learning from me for some days now

beyonce1,

welcome to nairaland.

dere he wont have people dressed up so nice in un-african wears

i dont lyk pets generally. but back in d day wen we dey amukoko 4 ajegunle, we get 1 very lanky dog wey we dey call BINGO. whether e die abi e ascend go heaven, i no send.

should we judge from the waist downwards? u should see south african women. but i still give it up 4 my luvly naija girls any day, any time. only say, their eye don dey too tear!!