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y'all should start plannin trips back home

otokx, tobra?

English- slavery language
Pidgin- official nigerian language
Yoruba- my future wife's language
Hausa- my aboki's language
Ibo- that Asaba girl's language
Calabar- my sista's friend's language
Idoma- my father's best friend's wife's language
Kalabari- my father's language
Bini- my last girlfriend's language
Igbakin- my mother's language
Patua- my ganja-breed friend's language
Zulu- Amaka's language


i don try for this my life, no be small. and i aint even started yet!!

somebody slap me! but where do we fix Chief Deinde Fernandez?

@beans ball (akara)

i feel u

aiight. not bad. dat explains y they'r expensive. u can also check wit reltel. saw their ad sumtym in feb. i think they'r cheap also.

@multioption

dont know bout the tarriffs of other isps'. but here's d info for starcomms;

Always on- N15k
Biz time- N11k (6am-6pm)
evenin time- 6k (6pm-11pm
chat time- N4,500 (11pm-6am)

u can also call starcomms office in lagos on 01 804 1234

how good is accelon and which areas do they provide internet services?

your aboki must be a serious groove man. you should have seen the all night party they had in my area 2 days ago. the beer parlor on the street had 2 close down because these mallams came with heavy speakers and microphones. i'm sure GOD wasnt feelin the groove that's why he sent rain 2 chase them away.

@papermoon

are you in a relationship now?

the more reason she should keep her head up before it sinks into the river.



GIRLS, RESERVE UR VIRGINITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOVERNMENT- CRIME
INDIVIDUAL- RIGHT
NATURALLY- SIN

if u dont want to have the baby, take a lot of lime/lemon during the 1st 2 months of the pregnancy. . u can also indulge in things not healthy or strainous for a pregnant woman. if the kid isnt stubborn, he'll just wash away and we'll refer to it as miscarriage.

dat doesnt mean u should get pregnant stupidly.

so sundance dr. can be compared to aba?

@jayden

dat video is still not it. if he wanted rural-back-in-the-60s' and didnt want to travel far, he should have just gone to Badagry.

@GRIZZLY

that would be a dumb act

@jaden

difference between OLE and WHEREVER YOU GO

OLE as you claimed is supposed to be shot in the rural areas, but was shot in festac (very urban). why didnt he travel to his idoma-speakin hometown to shoot the video? it still stays at 2 for such a sense-none video.

WHEREVER YOU GO was most definitely a village settings. the players came in suits and lagbaja re-dressed them in the normal native wear. + the song is a 10+

BIG UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@outkast

u'r already far away in yankee. of what use will idibia's OLE be to you? dat video is OSU. period!!!!!

@agatonaa

na wa o!!!! c fatty wey wan wound oooo!!!!!

NOTE: IBB WAS NOT AND NEVER AT ANY TIME A MEMBER OF NAIRALAND FORUM DURING THE PERIOD MS. AGATONAA DID SOME P-SQUARE MOVES AND FRACTURED ONE PART OF HER BODY. WHATEVER HAPPENS TO HER, THE SITE ADMIN "SEUN OSEWA" AND HIS 16,404 MEMBERS SHOULD BE HELD LIABLE FOR ANY DAMAGES.

THANK YOU!

@Rhodalyn

can i see a pic?

@Rhodalyn

can i see a pic?

i asked if u was ugly

which late wife? abi does he want 2 tell me he dznt kno anythin bout d death of his wife n d bellview victims in less dan 24hrs?

abeg, dis is naija. we see, yet we dont speak.

dis topic shld cum 2 a close. tinuke dznt evn cum 2 check weda ppl r helpin out or not. jus imagine if every nairalanda chic came up wit dis same topic individually? seun'l jus run out of webspace!

abi rhodalyn, u wowo?

GERRARD

@goodguy

no black character is eva made fyn on any soccer edition on any console. u don c joseph yobo 4 winnin 11 on ps2? u go spit insyd gutter na. d graphix keep gettin betta wyl d black ppl keep gettin uglier.

@priscila

no b lie u talk. dz guys r in serious money. y take d bulls**t afta all dat 0s' in in ur account? obviously, d dissatisfaction of every human a.k.a. d hunga 4 more. e b lyk say u lyk $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

@IAH

oh girl, na wa 4 u ooooo!! u no kno say na my ijaw bros b dat. take ya tym oo!! (although, i no kno which forest dem fetch dat guy 4rm cos im lvl of ape no even fit zoo at all).

i enjoyed d goal he scored against chelsea. dat was brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!! but stupid dumb-a$$ espanol freaks dont seem 2 think wit their heads other dan their yanshes.

sori 2 say, but white ppl r PIGS. they smell!! afterall, na only pig dey fear water 2 use bath. dat's y they towel dry daily n bath lightly 1ce a week.

@agatonaa

get rich or die tryin. do everythin possible 2 make money (steal, lie, kill, dupe, psych, etc) so dat u cld evn b a syd-kick wit d ejima boys.

so ocho, u wld do everythin 4 luv but u wont do dat?

dead people don't bring info back 2 us on earth 2 tell us how dey'r chillin n wat's poppin on d uda syd. that's not fair o! see how people jus dey here dey confuse them-sef because 1 person dey panic as per life after death.

my dear, live your lyf in d ryt way n manner. when your day cums n u fall, accept whatever cums your way.

SIMPLICADO!!!!!

hey I.B. (iyawo)

u shld talk 2 me personally n i'l let u kno everythin in full.

we'r name-sakes lready. where r u 4rm?

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                                                               ocho

@ocho

e b lyk say u lyk dirty touring. make u dey evn pray say d plane wey go cari u cum naija go jus drop u 4 dormot (if ur house no cari dirty sha)

@ocho

dont jus bother 2 watch it!!!!!

@Barry Boy

na tru u talk my broda. dem dey ship my money (OIL MONEY 4RM IJAW LAND) go spain 2 do make up @ wat age. abi wu she wan do sis 4 because her b/day near?

CHIEF PRESIDENT OLUSEGUN AREMU BABA IYABO OKO STELLA OBASANJO, may 29 2007 is ur expiry date. jus go n rest n let d next corrupt leader take over n chop.

nobody accomplishes his/her mission evn on earth, talk less of in an appointed office. jus do ur best n leave d rest. no long thin!!!