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@ocho i no get wetin 2 talk now. e fit b say u nearly no c outsyd or ur moto glass dey highly tinted n u wear shades untop or maybe na nyt u move round lag or u no cross v/i n its environs or sum situation sha!

@QUEENZY do u need help 2 get words out of ur mouth?

@Rolly was it sumtn i said?

@GRIDLOCK u r d correctest man i'v discovered on NL. if belle enta, she'll drop it lyk it's hot afta d normal duration.

1 luv y'all!!

@ ocho wen u dey go canada, which int'l airport u pass?

glamour, how far na? 4 as many tymz as u go in2 d bathroom, dont u think u need company (follow u in) or maybe jus an escort (stop @ d door) . emergencies could occur in a split 2nd, u neva can tell, ek se!

my dear lioness (or whicheva female animal name u dey bear), i no dey form weda i don touch up or yet to scratch ground. nxt tym when u fix your " ", try 2 b sure of d person. no doubt, 4reign women dey run sum naija boys (esp. d 1s' that go 4 arrangee marriage) down lyk battery. but u shld check sum of d uda boys wu jus do nutn but hav fun. bliv me when i say i had d wyldest wit women of SA n til date, no naija girl that i hav come across has taken it to the wanted level. not even U!!

ojo military cantonment, 2005- there was an army officer wu reali lykd sum girl. this girl put him through so much stress wyl he was toastin her n she made him believe she was a virgin. 4 that reason, he cherished her so much n always pampered her lyk a nu born baby. showered her wit love n material things. after sumtym of goin out n all, they finally agree 2 do "it". BEHOLD, d boy went in n out without any holds barred (d place wyd + deep anyhow). u can jus imagine d luk on his face.

if u want 2 4m, do it wit dignity, pryd n respect. @ d same tym, don't let it spark your head because 2 much of a thing can get bad. i stl love naijan girls because i don swear unda oath, sign n seal covenant wit PAPA GOD say i no plan 2 marry another nationality.

this is a kiss 4 y'all ladyz;


MMMMUUUAAAAH!!!!

1 luv y'all

i hav a sis wu skuls in calabar n i'v heard endless gud things bout d area.

i giv up 2 CALI. PH shld cum nxt in lyn.

1 luv y'all

make una no vex 4 d teacher. he/she was jus xpressin himself/herself.

when u liv in a continent lyk AFRICA, liv in a country lyk NAIJA n liv in a city lyk LAGOS, you're @ d mercy of GOD 2 make it through in every area. keep all doze your a/c 4 1 corna. BAFF WELL WELL!! do everytn necessary 2 ensure that your skin feels smooth n is not sticky.

d 1st tym i got to south africa, i was in my cousin's house n i needed 2 shower. i was surprised when i c say na foam them dey use as sponge. I SWEAR 2 GOD, i wasnt com4table 4 1mth+ until someone finally brought betta sponge from naija. evn durin winta, i showad 2wice a day. how much more here in this DARK (NEPA) n HOT (2nd 2 HELL FYA) nation.

babes, make una dey wash there steady abeg. every clean, sweet, smell-fresh girl down there is 1 i luk @ as a nu paintin everyday. it takes nutn out of u but rather adds a whole lot more in2 u.

1 love y'all!!

i no kno bout aba sha because i never reali dey there (jus passby 2 port harcourt). mnwyl, PH is a very neat city. u shld evn c d rural areas.

when i got back from south africa in 2004, i noticed dere was a difference. is lagos hot, dirty, smellin or what? d air we breathe is infiltrated, dustbin everywhere, mama put by d unclean gutters, etc. evn from island-lekki, dere r stl dirty parts though them stl dey try sha.

oshodi records nutn less dan 6,000 people everyday, all DIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTY

4 me, i giv it up 2 LAGOS.

1 love y'all!!

i dont xpect 2 get married 2 a virgin on dis earth cos i dont believe they exist. she didnt hav 2 lie about it in d 1st place cos there's nuttin insyd weda u r or not. check dis article bout y i dont believe in virgins, esp. in nigeria.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=7256.msg217571#msg217571

1 luv!!

1 birth
1 lyf
1 luv
1 death

there r also girls dat compare their guys n get lost in fantasies. let's not cari d blame alone, men.

your name says it all. your greed is locked n that's y your girl remains #1 for you. as my guy, i'l jus put it 2 u lyk this. if there r things u kno u can uz 2 upgrade her 2 standard n r within your capacity, get it done fast 2. 1 thin remains 4 sure, fyn girls no dey finish 4 this lyf. jus focus on your baby.

so if u go look, no VAT. but when u proceed, u mus pay full price!!






*whisper* (e b lyk say gridlock dey vex as im babe no gather enough amenities)

i agree wit u rhino.

9ja girls hav a serious problem wit 4min n dat needs 2 b worked on b4 we d men stat importin 4reign women 2 take ova. 4rm my xperience in south africa, if a girl is feelin u she'l get down wit u. if she's not, she'l blow it 2 ur face strayt up. no long thin!!

this 1 nearly tough 4 person lyk me wey no too sabi keep woman. but talkin bout RELATIONSHIPS, jus 2.

Oluchi (novemba 2000-october 2001);- swthrt, brown skin, dangerous sexy-callin-eyes. wldnt say i luvd her but she was my 1st official girlfriend. 1st tym also i was in a relationship. she came un2 me, made her moves n i carried on from there. we parted ways because i moved out of d area as a result of d seperation between my dad n mum. never kept in touch. got back to the area last yr after d death of my dad n she had grown in2 sum higher chic. i respected her 4 1 thin, she kept her virginity until i finally broke it september last yr. we don't keep in touch anymore because,,   no long thin!

Linda (june 2005-february 2006);- great body, brown skin, 1 girl i truly LOVED wit all of my heart. i called her "MY BURNIN DZIRE". we started off as friends in october 2001 n i was a close confidant 2 her. we almost kicked off sumtym in 2003, but later we jus let it die down. i didnt see her again until 2005 when we still continued as friends. we had our 2nd major quarrel that lasted 4 5wks (longa dan d 1st). on d nyt of settlement, we shared a lil passion n a month later we kicked off. we finally broke up 1wk+ ago because we had constant quarrels, sneakin n creepin, unnecessary issues, etc

naturally, i'm a guy wu prefers "death in a crash" 2 "death by hangin". let's jus hav a mutual undastandin 4 now n later, we act lyk nutn eva happened. nonetheless, we can always keep in touch.

make i list names of "HIT & RUN"?

if u'r on Y!, my id's berkeleysday@btinternet.com u mus put in d full email address cos it's not a standard yahoo feature

my dear, i dont want 2 keep runnin back 2 u anytym i need 2 create a new account. i jus want u 2 lemme kno how long it takes n how'l b able 2 identify d iv link.

n u placed me on hold all these while. how long does it take 2 receive Google's IV?

u need a Gmail account 1st. cos def, they'l rectify d problem soonest.

QUUENZY darwin, i'm stil chillin 4 d IV. seems it neva gets ere but am up. as soon as it cums, i'll 4wd.

myn did. jus dat am stl waitin d IV which he said Google wld send 2 me. i need 2 spread n in due tym 2.

tnx. got it n signed up successfully. 1 lil prob, how do i send IVs' 2 uda pps?

if u don't want to abort, play safe 4rm d on-set. but if udawyz n d belly rises, jam heads n do sumn. dont bring any kid on earth as a result of "mistake".

@Gridlock bros, schwarzeneggar don cari belle b4. so, u wont b an xception once ur mind is made up. seems as a man created by d ALMIGHTY, u stl hunger 4 more.

seun, also send me IV. dont wanna b left out.

internet don cheap 4 house na tnx 2 starcomms, multilinx, reltel n d rest of dem!

i dey follow sum yankee-based nairalanders chat sef