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have you seen "None"?

trying using your cellphone to call whoever you're going to see in that building.

the day a woman goes to a man's house to pay his dowry, definitely he will be the one to move-in with her and probably do the "iyawo" duties.

but seriously, is there any woman that wouldn't like to have "BLACK-BRIGGS" as her new surname if she was to get married to me?

d recharge card go hard ooo. N.L. has members in different countries. how will he offer people in europe their O2, orange, vodafone, t-mobile, etc and so on for people like nicetohave in T&T, the people in other african countries, yankee people. jus leave make im celebrate any how.

[B]HAPPY BIRTHDAY, NAIRALAND[/b]

i have 2 friends in university of ghana (1 in legon, 1 in kumasi) and believe me when i say their reports are very different from yours.

i had a cousin who went there for a 4-day visit in 2002 and he didn't want to come back after he met "sweet" angels in the ghana poly.

my GodFather has a friend who stays in Asaba and is married to a ghanian. if you see this' lady natural "yellow paw-paw" skin, my man you will scream (not like our 9ja women that bleach). plus she's very beautiful and highly intelligent.

maybe you just see the ugly ones. if you're living in ghana, you should relocate from your present residence.

@bagoma

bad pikin!! you left your girls in the kitchen and ran to the living room to drop a quick comment on the soccer table. good going girl!!!

but it still beats me that Arsenal couldn't score a goal in their last match against Real in Highbury. too many misses and if they're going to play like that against Juve where those "mad" players are, they'll be black-booted out. wish them success all the way, anyway.

NAS- constructive, freestyle lyricist with an uncommon rap pattern.

@desiree

do you know how much i would love to see you wake up in the morning without your artificials than have madonna wake up with her natural self?

but then again, it seems you lack natural beauty (don't hurt, girl. you said so).

@Reverend


and i thought you were supposed to be strong in prayers

even if you live on the island in lagos, still bathe constantly. have all the a/cs' from your house to your car to your school/office, bathe constantly. my grandfather is 89 and he bathed like every day of his life. nothing's wrong with the old man today and i still haven't noticed any body nutrient loss. like me, if i'm going to be home all day without doing anything tedious, then i won't bathe until 9/10pm. even if i don't sponge, i just love the comfort of feeling cool and smooth after a cold shower.

does Baba know about nairaland? i think someone whould provide me with his email address so that i can forward this topic to him (hopefully it won't go straight into his junk folder and i end up getting an auto-response).

ok, thanks!!

no waaan!! tell me, how do you attach a poll to a thread? and is sundance dr. now better than aba?

@buckeye

e don tay wey i see d person post. but if im don kpai, my hand no dey oooo!!

Are you an AJEBOTA or AJEPAKO? Please read below to know and tell us your level:

1. If every morning after you wake up, your folks give you a hug and a kiss before sending you off to school, then you might be an AJEBOTA. But if dem toss you beta slap for not kneeling down or prostrating "properly", you are definitely PAKO9/b]! Like my guy wey im papa ask am one day; NA GREET YOU DEY GREET ME ABI YOU DEY TRY CATSH SHICKEN?

2. If as a young lady, before you even dare stepping outside you put on at least a pair of jeans and a T-shirt with a face cap on with matching sneakers, you could pass for an [b]AJEBOTA. BUt if you repeatedly nonchalantly tie only wrapper round ur shest, u throway leg inside foam slippers and waka go Mama Bomboy kiosk to buy maggi seasoning cube, ur PAKONESS don attain xtra height.

3. If your folks, perhaps through an exclusive Country Club, introduced you to a variety of sports like cricket, golf or polo, we would agree that you're an AJEBOTA. But if motor don avoid jamming u repeatedly from either playing "ten-ten", "su-way" or "set (5 per side soccer)", no long thing when I just say u be HEAVY PAKO.

4. If your clothes were bought exlcusively from abroad and you were wearing the latest and most popular name brands that made everybody else wonder, I will classify you as an AJEBOTA. But whereby you specialize for "Boskona" (trying your clothes in a makeshift stall before you purchase) pricing, you are HEAVILY ENKPAKIATED.

5. If you were the tpe to get dropped in school and picked up by a driver designated to do so by your parents, I'll qualify you as an AJEBOTA. But if you hold world record of flying "DANFO" and "MOLUE a.k.a. FUNKY TRAIN" in motion or jumping down before dem even matsh brake and you no dey ever wound, I HAIL YOUR PAKO STANDS.

6. If you were familiar and current with the latest things in vogue, I'll rate you as an AJEBOTA. But if the 1st day you see person wear NIKE chucks and you begin wonder why im put yoruba girl name untop am, PAKOISM don skatta your head.

7. If you ever toasted a girl/guy speaking perfect Queens English with the lates "fo-ne" slangs and acting "all cool", I think you fall into the AJEBOTA category. But if your type dey approach babe/bobo with tribal mark wey no even sabi ordinary "is & was", you con mix am with your very strong and conk native dialect and you still dey try to show yoursef with "ibon (bad English)" for the small gramma wey you think say you know, you are genetically en[b]PAKI[/b]lised.

8. If you either have a dry cleaner that picks up your family clothing and the returns them washed, ironed and folded, or maybe you personally take them there to get the same job done, or you have a washing machine in the house and maid who finalises the rest part, we'll fit you into the AJEBOTA clan. But then, if you dey use one full iron bucket of OMO to soak your "cloth (plural for cloth in pidgin)", den u spread untop concrete-slab for "super scrub" with Kongi soap to hustle that troublesome collar, dip in back & forth until e turn to milk colour, hand-squeeze am with ur upper bodi facing 1 direction while d cloth face d opposite direction, snap and flap d cloth in mid-air like 15 times to discharge (remove) d wrinkles b4 u use "wooden peg" to hold am for back-yard rope or better yet, lay am over your corrugated iron fence, NNA MENNNNNNNNN, your PAKO level don nearly cross perfect 10!!!!!!!!

9. If you happen to do emergency laudry for an outfit you need to wear in a very short while, you pop it into a dryer and hit buttons to get it ready, some how, some way, you're an AJEBOTA. But if after u washing, u squeeze wringe it out, cari towel, roll am inside d towel and another person dey d other end make una for pull with force to drain d water come outside (what we refer to as "TOWEL DRYING" in KC), and den finally u use ur coal iron steam-dry am, u be PAKO oooooo!!!!

10. If every summer after school your idea of a holiday is looking forward to yet another to trip to Jand or Yankee, you are an in-born AJEBOTA. But if u begin jump up because say una dey go village for New Yam Festival and hunting seasons dey coincide, hence u fit finally throway ur "Egungun" outfit and flex d new 1, no vex wen I say u be PAKO.


Footnote: So what is wrong in being PAKO? The lessons of life are in the end on the street,





As for me sha, I be confirmed BOPAKI

heights (not in planes)
water (not in the bathroom)

for animals, i'll just say i have an irritation for them.

@Griz

sorry, you travel that time

let's review this thread. are we referring to just a city or an entire state? aba and onitsha are cities in twon various towns- Abia and Anambra. Lagos we all know is a state. so author (if you're still alive), let us understand better because i still rest my case that Lagos is the dirtiest since no completely-clean spot can be located.

yet another confession: 2C, i can DHL some doughnut-turned-bombs so that you can feed the motherf***ka with. all you have to do is serve him and walk away while he explodes munching my delicacy.

yet another confession: i'll over-look your last 2 posts because i now understand your kind of person. and this has nothing to do with "fine boy".

@4real

i was referring to fluffy's statement, mr. and the message to lioness was because we hadn't talked for a while.

@agatonaa

i'm happy you heed to my advice. that's a good girl.

yet another confession: you should be greatful for your weather. meanwhile, can a yoruba person please tell me the meaning of Adelaide?!

yet another confession: what's a case without proof? smart one, seun. walk on by.

yet another confession: 2C, i just had to be the 1st man to clear myself. how is adelaide today.

yet another confession: seun, that one is JESUS CHRIST's saying. i am telling you to take back your insultive words to me.

yet another confession: i never pretend to be rough, i never pretend to be gentle. i just flow with the mood.

yet another confession: i actually wanted to seal it physically with my hands, and not with words from my mouth. good thing your heart is back in one piece (though i can still see the crack linings.

yet another confession: seun, make me believe that you are not arrogant but great and a gentle man by apologising to a member of your site whom you insulted as a result of his "rebellious spirit" and wants to make peace. remember, a group of members made this site where it is today, but the number of members started from 1.

yet another confession: Rhod, do y'all talk about when y'all going to finally do it?