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Omicron007:




Was lost in sexual ecstasy a while back when I heard a loud bang on the door.....the rest is history.



Be guided.

This your story go help us get relief from this Buhari wahala

Lastpharoah33:
Sir, how is the security situation around nyanya? Is abuja still experiencing multiple bandit attacks like it's neighboring states like kaduna and the rest?

Well Abuja is relatively safe and not without usual City problems but Nyanya,Karu and its environs are OK.

If ur uncle's business is in Abuja like u mentioned earlier,pls join him and see how your life will change.

Crafts men are making it in this town seriously.

Believe this and rethink your future.

VladimirPutiin:
They created this hellhole called Nigeria. As for Lugard... I have nothing to say.

Say what u want to say brother...I am so sure Lugard is listening to you now.

People like will go far in life.

U know what u want...pls keep it up. Na person wey never marry go criticise u for doing what is right.

Be wise and don't get angry at her actions yet...put her through to what u want in marriage because u know,u guys are from different backgrounds and will only need time to adjust.

No one is absolutely perfect even u my brother...u actually did what is right before noble men but still take the relationship serious...it can be even your sister tomorrow but if she refuses to adjust,pls leave her alone.

See me that can't even die for my village people...Will now go and die for Buhari to live.

A country that can't take care of the poor,the destitutes and the depressed na him I go come die for.

U people should be getting tired at least for time being.

Is overwood registered and by who and when?

I have my reason because before we say Chinmark,fiam una don run with peoples funds.

Is it English that will grow ur economy abi na hard work?

The colonial master couldn't speak our local dialects yet they change everything by dint of hard work.

If u go to East and Southern African regions,where in every English they speak,they apply more of their local languages such that u be embarrassed.
E.g Rwanda,Botswana,Namibia,Uganda,South Africa and even Kenya.

If u meet them on social media,u will get lost most often.

ernie4life:
It's dropping gradually based on maturity dates

U are right.

ernie4life:
Treasury bills is the reason.
Fund managers invested in treasury bills last year when rate was 8+%, now the treasury bills are maturing and they need to reinvest in same treasury bills but at a lower rate of 4+% which is why the rates are down, Asset allocation limits them from investing in certain commercial papers so they are left with treasury bill.

Analyst forecast that rates may go up from H2, let's watch how it goes.

ARM is as at today is 6.70%

sreamsense:
Is your father better than Buhari so you can present him for us to vote? But personally, I will doubt if your father can even craw to where he can lace Buhari's shoe due to embarrassed product like you that comes out of him. Is it Buhari that gave bandit guns to go and kill? Is there any president that is happy killing his citizens? You have turned Buhari to be God who should be everywhere to protect his citizens lazy chap.

Wake up, no leader likes attack of his/her citizens even as strict as Isreal is, there was attack by IS terrorist killing two police yesterday; does that mean Isreal leader wants the killing or leader should be blamed for everything? If you think you can perform better than Buhari, go and join party so we can see what you will do differently. Beside, look for job to do lazy guy so you won't totally depend on Buhari to carry your inherited frustration burden.

If you must blame or critize Buhari or any leader, do it constructively and not just blindly blaming him for your inability to impregnate your wife or other irrelevant issues

Buhari is a failure Mr. Man.
What is criticising him constructively when u are being stupid and callous.

If your stupid President were from Ghana here,I don't even think he would last a year in power but because he is a fulani man,no one is talking. What goes around comes around. E go reach everyone.

Just be using English to confuse your ancestors because they also know that u don't have sense. This is same way and manner many of u were supporting Bokoharam when they were killing Christians until they took to turn kill Muslims also.

If u brother were to be among those killed I guessed u would be smiling like an idiots....shey?
Animal defending a bigger animal....nonsense.

Until u guys stop this tribalistic views to everything,then the country would work for everyone.


Do u know what it means to defend the territorial integrity of Nigeria according to the Nigerian constitution,I guess no! who should be held responsible if not the President and the Governor.

Israel has defended its territorial integrity and can never be like Nigeria where if u are not a fulani man u can't head a parastatal. U guys have foolishly pampered Bokoharam and Bandits and u all expect us to be happy.

Note well,that a medical doctor and a lawyer died just because of this stupid President u are defending...May God punish u abundantly for being economical with the truth.

Come next election u will see them voting for Elrufai just for being a Muslim.

U will see them saying Sai baba Buhari.

Shameless people.

She will just come and meet u because u are from Akure?

And again,a brother to Lai Muhammed is enough to fear u.

Nigeria can never be better.

Even my father once told me that Nigeria has never been good that immediately the white left us,tribalism was on the increase,hatred for other tribes men grew and religious domination festered and the economy nosedive till this day.

Tribal domination has never ceased in this country.

So,how is it going to get better when everything in this country has been relegated badly?

How?

Let us keep asking how?

This instant loan grant will ruin many homes,individuals and marriages in time to come.

So many young guys are now owing more than they can pay and yet many sees nothing in this act.

If you are close to 38-40 years of age,you should avoid debts by all means possible so as to secure your future.

Some would even say that,Nigeria is owing therefore,there is no need to fear when it is clear that your debts has nothing to do with Nigeria.

Every one should be careful of easy money.

I know some fools were waiting to hear some igbo names...them go wait tire.

E shock una say this is a national crisis.

There is no tribe that is free of crime.

U travel....wahala.
U stay at home...wahala
U go see a friends....wahala.
U sleep at night...wahala.
U no sleep...wahala.

Police stop u ...wahala.

U come watch Nigerian match ....BP wahala.
U no watch ...thinking wahala.

U drive....fuel wahala.
U no drive...another wahala.

Nigeria has been destroyed under this weakling.
He has indeed killed more souls than what our fathers experienced during the war.

U are just creating a generational problem for yourself.

All these yeye and dirty lifestyles would only bring u regrets and untold hardships both physically and financially.

But in all,at old age,u will understand it better and wished u never messed your life up.

I really love travelling but ever since Buhari came to power I have avoided travelling including office related.

The way and manner these bandits ransacked villages,cities and towns would make u believe these guys have backers either in govt or outside govt.

Although they created it just like the Bokoharam but it was later hijacked by riff raffs.

Now,they are uncontrollable seriously.

Liability has no say in Marriage that is why some men prefer such ladies so as to completely dominate them as a complete house wife.

On the other hand,some women see marriage as a source of income and by the time they get in,they start bringing in their family problem on the newly wedded husband.

This is what we see in our society generally...but many of them turn out disappointed in marriage because of the above.

Antoeni:
From all indications, we should be Expecting More Sabotage from Arsonists and Frustrated demented ingrates who hate to see Nigeria Progress. ( PDP, IPOB, ESN, UkM,Dino,Nnamdi Kanu, Sunday Igboho, Sowore, Deji, Atiku,Nigeria Military) God Will Disgrace You All Soonest

This shows that u are mentally unstable.
Wetin concern these people for this matter,where is Buhari in all of this?

Just imagine that I dropped my brother yesterday and he arrived safely in the morning only to hear about this news this morning.

Kai...Nigeria truly is not safe.

TheRealestGuy:
You don't know anything about banking obviously.

Unless you're dismissed from the job bankers easily get another job if they're retrenched.

True talk.
Half of my friends left banking for another bank job...not up to a month.

PrinceOfLagos:
Jonathan will join APC and nothing will happen

And he will win because the North will vote for him massively.

This lady here is the strongest woman I have ever read of on Nairaland...a text book example of an African woman!.

Your only sin is,marrying a lazy man...u just have to be strong and take away the card from him. U can't be working while he waits to receive your sweat all because of marriage.

Be bold and talk him into doing something, what if u are not there tomorrow,is that the way he is going to run down his family all because u have refused to voice out?

Keep it up my dear sister...this life no balance.

I also hate stealing and people like that are the reasons why many people don't like setting up companies in Nigeria.

For me,I will also advice that u should report him and let him live in regret afterwards.

U spare him,tomorrow he will do more than this.

U guys are indeed calm and from the look of things,una no be wahala people.

Well as for tenants in Nigeria,they are the worst kind humans to ever manage. In fact,as I speak to u now,I am also a tenant but I don't behave like one because of what I see some landlords go through in life.

One thing I have always assured my landlady is that,I will not owe u and if I can't pay u,I will immediately relocate because,u built your house to reap your investment.
Even when she increased her rent from 650k to 900k,which i only told her I can't pay such having stayed for 3 years and she asked me how much I would pay,which I said 800k would be fine by me and she accepted.

Everything is about understanding and many people especially tenants find avenues just to evade responsibility from the earlier agreement and some are hiding under the guise of Covid 19 to manipulate their landlords when they can find subtle ways of telling the truth of when to pay to avoid problems.

In life u get to meet different kinds of people,therefore do not be in panic mood and renovate your house and let it out and evaluate the best among the prospecting tenants and choose the best.


Good luck to you guys.

BlueRayDick:
Apc rode to power on the premise that Jonathan was clueless in fighting Boko Haram terrorists.

Today we deal with the following security challenges under Apc government:

1. Boko Haram terrorists operating in the north east
2. ISWAP operaring in the north east
3. Fulani herdsmen operating in the north central and some parts of southwest
4. Bandits opering in the northwest
5. ESN/Unknown gunmen operating in the south east.

All of these operate freely without the federal goverment profering any feasible solution.

If by chance u end up voting for Apc in the next election, just know u are no better than a goat( ewure, akuya or ewu) that doesn't learn from experience.

If they like let them vote them in and collect 500 naira. In the end na them go suffer unemployment and poverty at the same time.

Hydronium:
Lol. Thanks tho but I don't believe in that. My fiancee & I are 'certified' virgins and looking forward to a satisfying sex life.

Who certified u people?

Rubbiish:
The bold is very wrong!
If u are living here in the city & paying btw 800k to 3m for house rent, u will know the importance of having a house. Most especially when u have a family. The peace of mind that comes with living in one's own house is incomparable.

That is my own advice to him,don't worry as what u are saying is still in theory,wait until u live in such a house yourself,u will know the difference between theory and practical.

I can see u are always right.

1. Do not build a house yet if its not for rent.

2. Do not marry yet because u guys are way too young .
3. Rather invest the funds and use the proceeds to start the house gradually until it gets to completion.

4. Any house u live in,that does not bring in rent is not an asset by implication but a liability because it takes away money from u. (Maintenance wise).

5. Finally, i must commend u for your doggedness and ability to make this sum at very young age. Keep it up and may God bless u more.