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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:38pm On Apr 11, 2018
Penalty!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:16pm On Apr 11, 2018
Nihilstjnr:
There's something that Yoruba people call afeeri. I keep it handy for times like this. Now you see me, Now you don't... grin
Some greenhorn like Eruditor should learn from you. . . how to disappear to Ipswich like fart of leprous witch after taking an L . . .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:07pm On Apr 11, 2018
Nihilstjnr:
what a disgraceful country
Oboy you better pray Real win cos when Messi fanboys come for you, my hand no dey oh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 8:25pm On Apr 11, 2018
Eruditor:
Someone accused me of reducing figures, I gave him a link. e no gree. I used his own, e no gree.
No, he caught you reducing figures, just like I caught you adding youth team players to claim that Pep only spends <£30m per player.

You were busy tampering with figures while Airmark simply reported what was written in the newspaper.

This no be law court oh. As if you removing £3m here and there for youth team players will stop anyone from registering half a billion pounds in their head as Fraudiolas expenditure.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 8:07pm On Apr 11, 2018
Eruditor:
https://www.poundsterlinglive.com/best-exchange-rates/british-pound-to-euro-exchange-rate-on-2018-01-31

https://www.poundsterlinglive.com/best-exchange-rates/british-pound-to-euro-exchange-rate-on-2018-02-28

Janaury and February conversions which matches time of the article and transfer. Highest and lowest figures there. None is 529M Euros.

Which is even BTW. Who brings up Euros to call me a liar when Pounds is being discussed?
What if the writer used Sainsburys or Tescos exchange rate, or only rounded to 1 decimal place when converting with calculator.

This is how you would spend 2 days discussing rounding errors in the name of erudition

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:52pm On Apr 11, 2018
Eruditor:
529M Euros is 461M Pounds. Still less than Transfermrkt's 471M abi?
Please is Euros a pegged currency?

Airmark has given you where he got his €529m from, which must have held true at some point in the past, you are still going to abokifx to convert at today's exchange rate.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:04pm On Apr 11, 2018
Eruditor:
All I would say is, PSG beat Bayern 3-0 and got whitewashed in the next leg even when no one expected it.

Liverpool led Sevilla 3-0 first half and ended up drawing the game second half.

People should not celebrate prematurely.

On the surface, City are out but for some reason (maybe blind optimism) I don’t see it. What I would say is, 3 teams are leading by a 3-goal margin and not all 3 will make it to the semis.
You are a prophet Sir. I hail your prophetic wisdom. While you were hoping on Pep to fulfill your prophecy, little did you know that your team Barcelona would be the ones to do it.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:39am On Apr 11, 2018
SCOOPERJEF:
where is neymar1025..please save a soul
Neymar 1025 is busy trolling Barca fans, but when he tucks himself to bed at night, his conscience will remind him of Otamendis fall into the sunken place.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:37am On Apr 11, 2018
Eruditor:
Abidal? Last man penalty? I am not some purist that you can conjure nonsense up for. Tell me how Ovrebo was helping Barca yet stacked all these odds against them including knowing Ini would score a fortuitous goal.
You should go and ask Ovebro who retired immediately after the match and admitted he made many mistakes.

Can you cry more than the bereaved?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:24am On Apr 11, 2018
Eruditor:
Forget talk. Ovrebo gave Barca an undeserved red to a wrong player when they were already losing both on the day and on aggregate to one of the best Chelsea sides ever. See all the odds he used to help Barca.
Abidal that should have been sent off early in the game for last man penalty. Leave old talks.

Eruditor:
Meanwhile, Mou needed how many goals to beat Sevilla?
Mou has never been disgraced in UCL unlike Pep has in every massive UCL game since he left Messi.

Losing to Sevilla can never be worse than taking an L to Donkeyoko.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:53pm On Apr 10, 2018
Eruditor:
2 late goals by RM when tie was done and dusted.

Pep lost by that margin to bad refereeing.
Nothing like that. One more goal and RM woulda qualified.

Pep must have lost by bad refereeing to Madrid, Barca and Liverpool.

Since he left Messi, bad referees must have been chasing him upandan.

As if the worst referee of all time (Ovebro) is not the reason he made his name.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:36pm On Apr 10, 2018
raumdeuter:
Lewandoski ran up 4 goals on him as coach of Madrid. Thats the only CL where 1 player scored 4 goals in 90mins
The score was 4-3 regardless of what Lewandowski did.

Klopp vs Mourinho - 4:3

Klopp vs Pep - 5:1

Pep is the only world class coach that habitually lose by 5 goal scorelines . . .Sheikh better sign Messi for him next season.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:30pm On Apr 10, 2018
Eruditor:
On average Pep spends 30m or less on players. You are the MENSA guy. Divide the total figure by the number of players..
My friend we came here to troll, not argue nonsense with you.

I am meant to believe Pep spends less than £30m per player when the only 4 first-team players he has signed for less than £30m are Danilo, Bravo, Gundogan and Jesus.

Were you counting youth team players and loanees to come up with your average?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:15pm On Apr 10, 2018
chic2pimp:
A fraud is a Fraud. All this your unnecessary sugarcoating doesn't wash with me abeg.
When will Pep not lose 5-0 or 7-0 if his players are not head and shoulders above the opposition.

The job of a coach is to set up tactics to defeat opposition that may be better player for player. . . .but it seems Fraudiolas only job description is to beat teams his players are better than. . . or get disgraced 5-0 or 7-0 if his players are not clearly better.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:55pm On Apr 10, 2018
Eruditor:
Between 1999-2005 SAF changed 6 or 8 keepers.

If you buy rubbish, own up and correct it. Don't start pretending they are signing players you did not want like some people I know.
What is the most money Fergie ever spent on goalkeeper in that period?

Please don't start telling us that £2m for VDS, free for Bosnich etc will equate to Pep demanding £70m per defender next season, Mr Calculator.

Maybe Laporte and Stones will become the next Chygrinski. Just burn the money and run cos sugardaddy will cover it.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:45pm On Apr 10, 2018
Nihilstjnr:
Ibime tune in to BT Sport 2 right now.
I done off pad go sleep jare. Give me summary
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:43pm On Apr 10, 2018
This one that

Stones £50m is useless
Otamendi £40m is useless
Laporte £57m is useless

I'm expecting Pep to ask Sheikh for £200m to replace all 3 of them next season like he did with Claudio Bravo and Ederson.

Point and Kill coach.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:38pm On Apr 10, 2018
airmark:
Keep reducing the figure, i was even expecting you to use Kuwaiti currency and call the amount 448,000.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:37pm On Apr 10, 2018
chic2pimp:
As of today, their respective CL C.V reads
Mou 2 CL
Pep 2 CL

All this underdog talk na wash. Is it Pep's fault Mou could not win the CL with either Chelsea or Real Madrid?
Mourinho is a fraud with great players. Pep is a fraud with anything less that the very best players.

All I know is Mourinho went out on penalties and ghost goals while being a fraud, but Pep never failed to go out without basketball scoreline in his own fraud.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:21pm On Apr 10, 2018
chic2pimp:
grin grin grin grin grin

When will Mourinho stop getting knocked out by the likes of Sevilla?....Two freaking whole years No league Title, when will He stop playing second fiddle to Pep? grin
Mourinho has won UCL twice with underdogs. When will Pep put up respectable scoreline with underdogs, never mind winning.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:16pm On Apr 10, 2018
Lana1:
When u spot Guardiola in the stands after the match..
https://images2.imgbox.com/4b/22/aJGganqK_o.gif
grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:08pm On Apr 10, 2018
I am sure Airmark must be running investigation now to see if world best DM was involved in any Roma goals. grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:05pm On Apr 10, 2018
chic2pimp:
Will you sit your fat a$$ down. The Fraud is probably somehere crying, wondering what to do with his 2 CL medals. Also No need to catch feelings over a Man that is moping the floor with your MCE Mourinho this season
Even at 5-1? Nigga can't hide his emotions grin

When will Pep not get disgraced by basketball scoreline in UCL without the best team?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Ibime(m): 9:42pm On Apr 10, 2018
Nihilstjnr:
Barkabots worldwide praying for a tap-in that never came.

https://j.gifs.com/BL2lXx.gif
grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Ibime(m): 9:42pm On Apr 10, 2018
This must be one of those matches that Eunuch Iniedo was told Barca midfielders don't have to contribute to goals and assists.

No Messi magic to carry him along today.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Ibime(m): 9:39pm On Apr 10, 2018
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:37pm On Apr 10, 2018
Roland17:
Any shot of Messi winning the Balon D'Or has been smoked and passed through the chimney of St Peter's Basilica in Rome!!
grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:37pm On Apr 10, 2018
BushWickBill:
Eruditor come out and type your regular opaks in defense of Cheque Spendiola

Come and equate him with Fergie

Come and arrive at your nonsense figures about how much Vidic would cost today

Come out and play
Please leave Fraudiola out of that cünts problems tonight. He is already overwhelmed by the Romans.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:35pm On Apr 10, 2018
chic2pimp:
One incident you say like it's a minor one. That one incident pretty much changed the balance of the tie. At 2Nil up, you'd have bee quaking in your boots. I blame you sha nah the useless officials I blame.
My friend sharrap dia. £500m fraud man getting disgraced 5-0 and 7-0 as usual when he doesn't the very best players and you are catching feelings over linesman.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:33pm On Apr 10, 2018
I should just change my name to Nostradamus

Since season start I dey talk this thing. . .


Ibime:
Pep is known for making the best players totally dominant. He's got the best players in EPL so no surprise there. It is when doesn't have the better players that you see the Fraud in him.

Wait till he's underdog in a UCL game against say Barca, then you will see Otamendi entering ground like Boateng on their way to 5-0 defeat.
Ibime:
Knowing Pep his midfield may control all of the ball but leave so much space for Messi to send Otamendi into the ground ala Boateng on their way to a 7-0 or 10-1 defeat.

No cvnt Eruditor should quote me asking when Pep lost 7-0 or 10-1.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:22pm On Apr 10, 2018
Hol' up Hol' up Hol' up nigga!

Is that Otamendi falling into sunken place?

I have been predicting since season start that Otamendi will fall like Boateng when Pep disgraces City in UCL this season

Pep getting hammered 5-0 and 7-0 without the best players as usual. Waiting for that cünt Eruditor to come and correct me that the score is actually 5-1.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:18pm On Apr 10, 2018
chic2pimp:
We will never know if that's true or not no thanks to the incompetent official incharge.
Cry me a river!

Someone getting hammered 5-1 and you want blame linesman for one incident.

Wait till Salah knack another goal

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