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Nihilist:
Oh so now you understand exactly why we wanted bag of beans gone.

When we were telling you last year that Kante was our DM and we needed fab for attacking impetus, you joined the temple run gang and yeoman job club.

You even quoted the Neville that doesn't get paid to talk on TV cos he's an ediot, talking about 'one word Matic' but lowkey Kante.

See ya life now?

Stop twisting facts. Nobody has ever compared Kante to anyone.

What Matic comfortably did in a 2 man midfield with Kante on the way to 93 points, neither Bakayoko nor Fabregas has been able to replicate.They have to patch their way through by doubling up to do what Matic did by himself last season.

Even if your grandfather can play in a 2 man midfield with Kante, neither Bakayoko nor Fabregas have been able to do consistently.

I see you twisting propaganda upandan like Bakayoko ran midfield yesterday, when he was sent on Ramires mission to stay out his own half and just run upandan, which is the only use for him.

Bakayoko is a a specific game by game option like Ramires, not part of any template consistent midfield. Just like Ramires, he will be used from time to time on a patch-patch basis to get through games as a defensive winger, auxiliary AM, general runner etc until a competent template midfielder boot him out just like Matic did to Ramires. He has already failed in his brief to replace Matic as a template midfielder, na Pedro position them they use carry am along.

Loogan:
One thing I was particularly impressed about Baka was that even after he had missed two clear cut chances he still had that confidence to keep trying he didnt go back into his shell like a lot of young players would Lose come confidence trying not to make a mistake but he just kept going...that's a mental trait of champions at 22 his potential is frightening.

There we had it matic vs bakayoko, they are actually quite different players but on thing in common is the defensive output, in terms of energy and impact Baka rules conte himself said it that Baka is very good without the ball, he's accomplished as a defensive midfielder at world level. If he can slug it out with almight matic and hold his own I think the comparisons can stop now. He young and he maybe the worst passer to some although I just think he's being overconfident which is good but like it or not he's now a mainstay in our midfield.

Bakayoko did not play anywhere near DM today. He was asked to run upfront like Ramires and not spoil game in our midfield.

None of these propaganda will work. We have eyes to know who was playing midfield. Bakayoko has already failed at even faintly convincing as part of a Chelsea midfield 2, what you are seeing now is Chelsea making maximum utility out of a failed project by asking him to just run around and disrupt uptop like Ramires and taking him away from areas where he is actually dangerous to his own team.

Same way Ramires was brought in to replace Ballack and failed, and the club had to find a way to get use out of him by playing him in auxiliary positions as a winger, runner etc.

Best feeling in the world is winning your H2H by just 1 point.

3 points in the bag and I win my FPL H2H by just 1 point. . . nice!

Teeebooo!

Morata shoulda used left foot there

Emaprince:
hahaha

This can only mean one thing - alfa is bossing bag of beans.

Alfa not bossing anything. He no dey even touch ball.

Heeeeeeeeaaaaaaadmaaaaaaaaassssteeeeerrrr!!!

Someone please give me a link for the match please. I have stopped my Sky

CapitalCee:
I thought pogba is a flop

Pogba was only a flop in the sense of his status as the World's most expensive player. Now those transfer fees have been eclipsed, we can now view him as a decent midfielder, not close to the best midfielder by any means, but watching Bakanonsense makes us appreciate Pogba more.

raumdeuter:
Have you forgotten how Terry blackmailed his way into a new contract. Why do you think Terry lasted that long and was able to fire coaches anyhow

Terry was last seen leading his team to EPL title, and playing every minute at the age of 35. Competence needs no politics. You told us you expect Benzema to go back to Lyon at 32, wrapping up a great career. Likewise we expect Boateng at Sturm Graz at 33. Even at old age, Terry was still showing his quality, so give honour where it's due.

raumdeuter:
Is that Man Utds version of John Terry. Affirmative action player

Chelsea is the opposite of Manure. We prefer to victimise our academy players.

Oga Airmark, if you are still holding bitcoin, abeg send me something make I partake in the largesse. Make sure you are out of your position before November 18th though

Every team that plays Chelsea would suddenly start returning players from injury. That's how Zaha and Mamadou Sakho used us to return at Palace when we were expecting an easy game.

I am hearing that Manure are about to surprise us with Pogbas return. . . . I see two guys also in training for Chelsea, ready to take on the challenge. . .

Manchester United have had at least one academy player in every matchday squad for 80 years consecutively. I knew this fact, but the reminder of it just helped me make the connection as to why Jesse Lingard was handed a £100k pw contract. Because with any injury to Rashford, that record would be under threat. I'm sure Lingards agent knew this fact.

I cannot see how Jose would remove Sergio Romero from matchday squad to include Perreira just to keep this record going, or remove Smalling or Rojo from matchday squad for Tazuebe for the same reason. Jesse Lingard is an affirmative action/federal character footballer.

3 blokes above me just proved why I don't count tackles for defensive midfielders.

Sidenote. Manchester United have had at least one academy player in every matchday squad for 80 years consecutively. I knew this fact, but the reminder of it just helped me make the connection as to why Jesse Lingard was handed a £100k pw contract. Because with any injury to Rashford, that record would be under threat. I'm sure Lingards agent knew this fact.

I cannot see how Jose would remove Sergio Romero from matchday squad to include Perreira just to keep this record going, or remove Smalling or Rojo from matchday squad for Tazuebe for the same reason. Jesse Lingard is an affirmative action/federal character footballer.

airmark:
Go and check the footage, luiz was on dzeko. Defenders may swap positions while marking attackers to maintain the shape. That, you didn't know.

Are you saying Lordfalcao has never played football before

Lana1:
Lmao. They so desperately want to absolve Bag of cement of any sin from yesterday.
Sure. All 3 defenders get blame for there. But i dont see how anyone will want to make excuses for Bakyoko.

Person overtake u from his half. Sped all the way to ur box, took the final shot, and yet, u were still nowhere near trying to stop him from taking the shot.

I remember when they were yabbing Matic for something similar when he ghosted as Sanchez ran past him into the box at the last FA Cup final....

Matic even had legitimate reason to stop because linesman flag was up confusing everyone

Griffon:
I am sure these tweets weren't sent in by Ibime, Griffon or even Diggz

One of those tweets is by you though.

Mrphilia:
This is all our fault ya'know. We slated Conte all last season for not playing Fabregas and now he's punishing us by playing him.

Wait for them to come and count Matic tackle to show that he does no work in the midfield, and Fabregas should start since Matic does no work.

They just asked Gary Neville what is wrong with Chelsea this season. He said "one word - Matic".

Courtois saving us from disgrace.

Airmark please give me a gif of Bakayoko failing to control and shield a ball with 5 yards of space to do it.

Is this guy a midfielder by training?

Amateur footballer can't control a ball in 5 yards of space.

What is bag of beans doing in this team? Conte is a fool if he does not start Fabregas next match.

elrony:
Amen!!!

Ibime dey pay 600 pounds sterling a week for day care... That na 6 weeks offering for my church.

ibime I take Tamuno beg you, I am an experienced nanny with fear of god. I can take 500 pounds for 2 weeks

Your numbers are wrong. Na 260. These are the going rates for nursery for jand. This is why when jand people say they are drowning in bills, people for home no dey believe.

Nihilist:
Nursery is already expensive enough as it is, and your pikin dey go nursery wey all these footballers and rich housewives of Cheshire dey use.

Hailings sir.

Na lie oh. That nursery is £52 per day. Most of the best nurseries are £60, but I know say this one good well well despite the price. Londoners easily pay £65 per day, and I'm sure those Wayne Rooney people go dey like £200. Muamba had a 5 year EPL career or so prolly at the £20k region. He has to live on a certain amount of money for the rest of his life, which is by my estimation around £3-£4m. He has a degree in Mathematics, he knows how those numbers will fit him for the rest of his life.

I knew that there was ojoro in the phrase "from inside the box" in the phrase "Hazard has created the most chances in EPL from inside the box since 2012/13."

When data is manipulated to fit a certain narrative, it is easy to spot. Not only does the date of 2012/13 rule out most top AMs in EPL, but the subversive clause "from inside the box" was designed to wipe out David Silva from the equation.

That statement could easily be translated as "Hazard has created more chances than Mata since 2012/13".

I made my third acquaintance from the football world today. I went to pick up my daughter from nursery today only to find that black boy in my class is Fabrice Muambas son. The process of picking up toddlers from nursery is such that you spend 10 minutes collecting them from their carers because they have to give you sheet of what your pikin ate today, at what times, how much they ate, no and times of nappy changes etc, then you have to put their coat on, prepare the buggy for the boot etc. Cut a long story short whilst waiting for other parents to do their handover, I'm sat on the bench talking with Fabrice Muamba, mostly about kids etc. I'll definitely be seeing dude regularly from now on, maybe even take my daughter to his boys parties in the future

atheist5:
i cant still believe we bought this kind of player,na wa for chelsea board oh

Na Conte buy this guy not board. Management job takes too many hours in the day so Conte scouted him on YouTube.

Griffon:
No be by all these ones. . .

The real Adebowale. I repent from yabbing Pogba. He's a good footballer.

MoR2:
Even Fabregas with lesser minutes in those 3 seasons has better assists, stats than De Bruyne.

Can you back this up with money?

You are a Masters degree holder and don't have the common sense to put your contact details on that piece of paper? Continue.