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Spurs murdering Klopp boyz here

KingTom:
The big yansh wey confuse my Lagos brothers for road?

Oboy that ting dey confuse pesin. Na that kain tin dey turn boyz to one-minute man.

Abeg who get this babe instagram? I need to follow her

https://www.nairaland.com/4131305/symba-model-bikini-poses-keke

Sanchez baba!

4-1!

But why this Koeman no dey start Niasse? He's the only striker capable of even looking like a striker.

Wayne Rooney is a political hot potato that every Everton manager will have to deal with for the next 3 years. He can't play 10, he can't play 9, where exactly can any manager fit him in?

raumdeuter:
So on top all the spending for summer Everton and AC Milan still dey strggle

Everton case is a case of spending in all the wrong places except where it's needed at the no9 position.

Imagine spending all that money on Sigurddson and having no striker that can actually make runs.

This the third manager in last few years that Wayne Rooney is about to get the sack.

Nihilist:
He gave the pass that assisted the winning goal.

While Matic was dominated by a midfield whose names I have to Google.

How many final third passes did Amateur footballer complete? Are you ashamed to tell us? You think you can come and spread misinformation here?

Look, you are carrying this matter on your head too much. We will not see rubbish player playing for Chelsea and say he is good, neither will we see black and say it is white. If you have issues with Matic, take it to Manure thread and try and convince them otherwise cos they are almost ready to vote Matic into their top 2 or 3 players of the season. That one no consign us. Our only consign is how we will be consistently successful with an amateur footballer in our midfield. We did not make Bakayoko shyte, he did. We will only call what we see and pray for Chelsea to make the right changes so we have a functioning midfield again. Any propaganda you want spin, feel free to spin until our next match when Bakayoko will be back to run away from the ball again instead of controlling his midfield. Over and Out.

Nihilist:
Tell that to Fabregas, Bakayoko, Doucoure and so on

That's why Manyoo look so toothless, because the likes of Matic prefers to make 100 back passes and 10 forward passes in a game that his team is losing.

Thank God that clown is gone from our team.

How many passes in final third did Amateur footballer complete yesterday?

You just told us Matic completed 10 vs Huddersfield. How many final third passes did Amateur footballer complete himself?

Nihilist:
Only 17 of 118 passes were attempted in the final 3rd.

And he only completed around 10 of those passes.

while Bakanonsense was creating a match winning goal, Matic was making 100(?!) Short passes to his centre backs

How can you play 100 back passes in one match tori Olorun?

I'm sure Stevie wonder can spot better openings on the pitch...from his house in California...while being blind!

Defensive midfielder does not make passes in final third. He is there for midfield control and will make most of his passes in middle third. Midfield control which amateur footballer knows nothing about.

How many passes did Amateur footballer make in final third yesterday, except for his fortuitous block that dropped to Batman which you have been facetiously trying to paint as a creative first time pass.

Nihilist:
But Chelsea beat Watford while lone ranger was dominated by a Championship team.

No matter how much you peddle this lie it will never be true. Matic was not dominated, Mata and Lindjollof just made 2 silly errors. Utd had 78% possession thanks to Matic 104 passes yesterday while Bakanonsense spent all game running away from the ball.

Sofiane Boufal goal. . . . blood of Saeed Al Owairan!

40 mil with no receipt/ (receipt, receipt)
Monaco done do us deceit/ (deceit, deceit)
Dem say Matic na misfit/ (misfit, misfit)
But beans full belle pass biscuit/ (biscuit, biscuit)


He no sabi pass, dem say he fit/ (he fit, he fit)
Now we dey pray to see Drinkbleach/ (Drinkbleach, Drinkbleach)
If you call am Yaya. . . you must repent/ (repent, repent)
Guy wey no fit trap cement/ (cement, cement)


We laugh Lukaku for first touch/ (first touch, first touch)
We come yab Pogba for haircut/ (haircut, haircut)
But Bakayoko no get first touch/ (first touch, first touch)
And every match he change haircut/ (haircut, haircut)


We just dey banter with Manu/ (Manu, Manu)
We no know say we get Malu/ (Malu, Malu)
Abeg make China come collect/ (collect, collect)
Even 20 mil, we no go vex/ (go vex, go vex)

This BRed father dey craze!

I sold Batsuayi just before this gameweek. Shame on me.

Thank God for the 3 points.

If Conte knows what's good for him, he should never start that amateur footballer again once Drinkbleach is fit, except na Carabao Cup or Qarabag match.

Baaaaaaaatmaaaaaaan!!!!!

Thecassanova:
Willian is best as a substitute

Indeed

See Conte hugging that black guy in the crowd. My nigga!

Azpiiiiiiiiiiiiillllliiiiiiiiccccuuuuueeeeeeeeeettttaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

Thecassanova:
Monaco just scam us. Playing a youth player today can't be worst like this Bakayoko.

I have been shouting since months ago that Chalobah is even better than this amateur.

Griffon:
I curse the day, Marina transfered £40m from Chelsea FC's account to Monaco, for a certain amateur.

Do you know any China club that we can scam? Monaco done do us strong ting.

hensben:
I can remember vividly I was with you in Yoko deal.

Yessir, you, Nateevs, Griffon, Diggz etc

Baaaaaatmaaaaan!!!!

When I talk about central midfield players, niggas should think twice before arguing nonsense with me. I have been warning about this eediot since February.

Ibime:
Conte can't improve a player who takes 1.5 seconds to trap the ball and turn. He is only an improvement on Matic physically, technically they are not mates.

Our midfield will not have anyone that 'comes to the ball' if Kante and Bakayoko were to be the partnership. You always need the man that comes to the ball, assuming Kante will always seek to go the other way. Bakayoko is utterly incapable of coming to the ball or keeping the midfield flowing.

I suggest we look for another person, or go with Chalobah. This dude doesn't cut it at all for me.

diggz:
He escorted richarlson who missed the chance,few minutes later sane thing reoccurred and they took the chance

Never mind the escorting, the ball he failed to trap that led to the chance is something any PROFESSIONAL midfielder should be able to do. There is a reason I have been calling him AMATEUR since. From now on, I will not type his name again, I will only use the word AMATEUR in reference to him

Griffon:
Hehehe. In Bakayoko we trust.

I never thought anyone would take crown from Ramires as the most technically inept player in Chelsea history.

Simple ball he cannot control.

Bakanonsense!

afrodoc2:
Doucore and Cleverley running things, you people better pray for DrinkKante to get fit. See as Bakayoko dey run away from ball sometimes.

My brother, even Ramires was not this bad at running away from ball. The matter tire me.

ToyinDipo:
I'm just watching Bakayoko play for the first time today, with his quality, dude should be playing in the Championship or Bundesliga.

Doucoure has completed 42 passes here, all in the thick of midfield action, unlike the amateur footballer in our midfield on 22 passes, many of which are easy 5 yard passes with Luiz with no one around him.

Doucoure sabi him work. My man is controlling the midfield, now he's added a goal.

Chei Bakayoko

diggz:
Nice miss pass by the white hair bearded Alfa there

This guy is a complete amateur