₦airaland Forum

bigkesh:
Your boy is +1 today


Hazard better deliver my birthday gift on Saturday

Have a good one bro

Nihilist:
20 quid

You wicked o

Funlord2:
Done! Nice doing biz with ya!

How much you book Nihilist for? Just send me my tithe jare.

Nihilist:
Super Boring

That's JM in a final. He did same to Bayern in 2010 and Monaco in 2004. If I'm a fan of Manure, this would be what I'm looking for, but as a neutral, this is worse than anaesthesia.

Yawn. What a boring game.

timbros:
Massive inexperience from this Ajax team.

I'd be surprised if they score a goal in this match.

Na the same thing Mourinho do us for Old Trafford

I'm sure Pogba will say that is an £89m goal

Griffon:
No Koscielny, no Mustafi, no Gabriel.

This team is fvcked. Can we roll out the U-21s puleassse.

Is Mustafi injured as well?

Dem go hear am. We must score nothing less than 4.

bigkesh:
Ibime!!!!!!!!!!


OMG Why

I hope that CFC means Canal football channel

I hope so too.

Nihilist:
Depends on the stadia. Big stadiums like Wembley amd Twickenham do bag searches and pat downs, and have sniffer dogs.

Actually those are the only two stadiums where I've been searched....and I've been to a few.

You just rock up to the turnstile and insert your ticket. Unless it's a high profile game, then police presence is minimal, and it's up to civilian stewards hired for the day to control the crowd.

Phone signals are usually jammed at Manure. Not at City or Chelsea though. You feel safer at Manure game.

Nihilist:
I would not expect Ibime to be caught dead or alive at an Ariana Grande concert...

You already know. . .

PattyCake:
Soo because you lost an argument you decided to spill false information...See this is why you are firing blanks, God doesn't want The Gene pool to be further contaminated with Stupidity.

Heaven only nose what this one is talking about.

airmark:
You must be a lunatic for saying you dont want to put my biz on street. What fxcking biz? I dont do illegalities, thats why i am a free man. I travel to nigeria and come back as i like. I swear i never went to jail in my life.

But at least you reach central booking

I don tell you to stop hanging with the dregs of society.

Danhumprey:
As for Airmark, you went too low bringing up the paternity of that little girl here and using it as a punchline to score some cheap point. that's just too low and petty.

Even if you are right that Ibime is not the biological father of the girl, so what? he's not complaining. I'm sure he's aware of who really is the father of the little girl and he seem cool with that. he's taken the girl as his own, love her as his own blood.

why laughing at another man's impotency, that's if it's even true? who knows what tomorrow may be. you might marry a woman and try to conceive with her only to find out that you can't. it's God who gives children.

I just can't understand why you have to bring up that little into this your fight with Ibime. abi you been toast the little girl before and she rejected your sorry ass? (na joke I dey o. )

it's not funny using that little girl paternity to score some point.

There is no point to score. When I got married in 2012, I informed the house. When I born pikin in 2016, I informed the house. My girl na my twin.

I married at 29 and born at 33. Na we know wetin we dey do for those 3 years, but when you are climbing corporate ladder, there are certain hurdles you don't put in your wife's path till she reach a comfortable position. That is something Airmark won't know about because he never worked in corporate environment. He just got desperate looking for any personal to clapback with. He should worry about getting his own wife and pikin and leave my own for me.

The only personal with truth in it is his brush with the law in 2014.

Danhumprey:
Guy, bone this thing. E no worth am at all. no argument, fight, quarrel is worth washing your dirty linen in public. None.

you sef talk am say Airmark been done dey deviate from the logical direction of una argument. you suppose don know say na time to bone the argument.

I have no dirty linen to wash. If anybody want carry argument go that side, na for him head. He better make sure he doesn't have dirty linen.

Nihilist:
Good God.

Airmark can't be a criminal. Why would he attack Coogar and Arif so vigorously if he was one?

Airmark...is this true brah?

I can't say for sure if he's a criminal. I just know he mixed with the wrong crowd and got himself in trouble with the PoPo.

Nihilist:
In other words, you are Scarface and Airmark is Manolo, and you didn't actually really want to handle him for Dolo?

Is that what you're saying?

I have known his info for years. I didn't want to put his business on street because he is doing good job on Bayern thread, I didn't want to give Ramuzaki and Ajakajaka something to be flogging him with.

But he has pushed his arguments to this level too many times, that's why I warned him not to continue before I put his business out.

airmark:
Thats how you twist and turn, you aint even smart at it. You need to actually do something about your memory. Learnt Gingko biloba works wonders. The genesis was that hazard wasnt as productive as he was in the past. You went ahead to claim there were 2 seasons he scored more goals in epl, than he did this term. You even bragged to name the seasons, which you havent sone til now. That alone proved that your non-productivity conclusion was DOA. You concluded based on wrong premise. You went ahead to call hazard penalty taker this season, when in actual fact he scored more penalties in 2014/2015 than he did this season. Those two falls should have got you ashamed of yourself. Just like a stubborn fly that would follow corpse into the grave, you asked me to wait till the final match, to do the rating of players. You thinking hazard would fire blanks like you did for 5 years. When you felt the heat you started throwing personals. This is not your first time and i ignored it, but when push turns to shove, then expect me to put my bible on the shelf.

There is no need muddying waters further with all this parambulation.

Our argument was simple. I told you Hazard attacking returns this season is not as good as 14/15. The word returns alone should tell you what we are talking about.

You started quoting Squawka attack rating. I even acquiesced on the definition of returns and we both agreed that if Goals, Assists and Key Passes per 90 minutes is largely better in a previous season, then the Squawka rating should follow, otherwise it is biased. The two seasons you are talking is your own miscomprehension. I was talking about comparing two seasons.

You then asked me to show you.

I showed you 14/15 vs 16/17. Assists was way better, Key passes were way better, goals were only slightly behind, and you disingenuously picked on the small difference in goals as being responsible. The numbers were clear but you were doing stronghead, so I said OK, if Hazard fails to score tomorrow, then all 3 metrics for 16/17 should be below 14/15 so we can wrap up a clear argument.

Hazard scored and you started shouting another thing that has nothing to do with our clear debate, so that's when words got exchanged and the gloves came off.

It is what it is when the gloves come off.

Danhumprey:
Although, something about Ibime is that he tends to be too emotional when he lose an argument. he wants to win every argument and when he lose, he goes personal and start bitching.


abeg, no come for my head o!

Don't worry, I'm not coming for your head.

Please follow the actual argument. If you are having an argument and someone starts muddying the waters and derailing the actual point of contention, words will fly, and when words start flying, Ibime will take it all the way there.

I was arguing one specific thing with the dude, he was beating his chest about another thing unrelated. Once an argument loses focus, pugilism takes over. This is the result.

airmark:
Sorry bro. He likes going personal all the time he gets knocked down with his jejune arguments. I remember he asked one chelsea fan to face his studies , calling him names. I was like wtf!. Nobody has sole authority to fight dirty. You never saw me shade dayo on his private life, leaving soccer issues. Ibime is a fat fool, that needs to be cautioned not me.

When someone​ is discussing point of logic A and B with you, then you try to muddy the waters and beat your chest because X and Y happened, trust me you will be called an eediot. Anywhere you want to take it from there, I will get dirty with you, that's why I warned you not to continue down this road before I take it there.

The way it got to this point goes a little something like this:

Ibime: Portugal is a richer country than Nigeria. Let's look at their GDP.

Airmark: Dangote is richer than the richest man in Portugal. Take this L and don't try me again.

Ibime: You are stewpid.

Airmark: Shut up fat boy.

And then we go into personals.


My own is simple. If I discuss point of logic with you and you start muddying waters with another thing that was not our point of discussion and beating your chest, I will take it there with you.

airmark:
This is the height of stvpidity. If you have your papers and reliable business partners, you can transact business from anywhere in the world, you dolt. You so dull and only collect salaries without having other streams of income. Mind you i didnt arrange and marry a citizen to get my pali. You want to know how i get stuffs done easily without waiting for monthly salary from a white boss that calls you monkey after collecting your peanuts?. Google voice termination and check what it entails. Uneducated persons dont dabble into it. Bleaching your skin doesnt mean you are enlightened, fat fool.

Anyone can tell you never had meaningful work in your life except menial labour. Maybe that's where your fear of White boss calling you monkey comes from. Sorry, White people call me boss too.

With your poor education coupled with recent criminal record, you have no choice but to sell recharge card. When will MMM and selling of recharge card buy you properties, marry and have your own children instead of speculating on your agemates own?

airmark:
Ode, where was jail mentioned in what you quoted? You always stupidly jump into conclusion faster than how phelps dives into pool. I dont have betnaija acct, i do bet365 occasionally mumu. Who told you bets are meant for paupers only. You reason like a stark illiterate. Most rich men are gamblers, not one though. If coogar is here, he would have supplied me the photos of that baby's real daddy. Impotent m0f0.

You are in US, playing MMM in Nigeria. Things must be desperate for you.

You are 34 years old with no house, wife or child speculating on your mates house, wife and child. Your village people swear for you?

You are in US, getting arrested and disappearing for 6 months. You even had to leave your home state. Things must be bad for you.

Is there any wonder you are struggling in US at your age? Your lack of education shines through on these pages. No one will give you meaningful work with such paltry education, no wonder your desperation is driving you to MMM in Nigeria and bragging about N1m you invested. The same desperation and low strata in Society that forces you to mix with oluwole boys and get yourself in trouble with PoPo.

Usually I would ask you to go home and find some dignity in your labour, but I understand in this Buhari era, it is better for you to live like a nobody in US than to take your chances back home.

airmark:


Batty boy. You know how you guys roll. That's the reason you stay childless after marrying for more than 5 years, before opting for wuruwuru baby. Guys at rap section later got the gist.

You are 34 years old, speculating on your mates' marriage with no wife, no home, no child, still playing MMM and BetNaija, and getting arrested by Police.

airmark:
Anytime your baby call you daddy, summon courage and turn ycee. Scold her, Who is your daddy? .

Is that what they asked you in the showers in Houston SouthEast Jail?

airmark:
Yes you use chicken change to do ponzi and you can even outsmart the system by pulling your capital as soon as you make your first profit. All these stuffs are beyond you. You expected smart guys to put their life savings on ponzi?

Stop exposing your poverty mentality gee. Enuff of this MMM nonsense please.

airmark:
At least you confirmed i was innocent of any accusation

I don't know if you were innocent or guilty. I only know that you blamed it on your oluwole friend.

Tell us more about that 6 month period when the boys picked you up and you came back claiming innocence. We are interested to hear your story.

airmark:
See this mumu. MMM is meant for big money investors who within 3 months recouped their money in multiple folds when they already had the experience of ponzi in the past. Do you call guys that put 3m first month and started using 1m gain to trade, mumu? I even thought you are brilliant. Voip biz is above you. You dont know how it works. Some guys are in Lagos and abuja making millions monthly off it, you saying rubbish. Just shut it and go and carry your arrangee baby.

I'm not interested in your N3m chicken change, and I don't think in Naira. This is how we know those who are struggling abroad, exposing their poverty mentality everywhere they go.

Tell us how you got arrested for something you claimed your friend did and spent few months in correctional. What did you do to prove your innocence? Or should we start calling you aircon or conair?

airmark:
That's having multiple sources of income. You are so ignorant of voip biz, so shut it. Meanwhile i am about getting all my remaining money withdrawn, by doing the required % ph on mmm. Even if i dont get anything again, i had got my capital back earlier. Scratch that.

You should be ashamed of yourself. Grown man like you boasting of MMM at your age. At your age you are still struggling to eat with VOIP business no wonder you are boasting of MMM and BetNaija. Did you start your useless VOIP business before or after your short stint in jail in 2014?

SeekinAttention:
Don't do this

SeekinAttention:
Don't do this

I was trying to keep it intellectually honest with the fellow to wrap up our argument on how the Squawka calculation works. He insisted that Squawka can never give you lower rating if you get more goals, assists and key passes per 90 mins. After explaining with the numbers, he was still being disingenous because of a slight difference in goals scored, so I simply told him that if Hazard doesn't score today, he would have lower goals, assists and key passes per 90 minutes than 2015 yet have higher Squawka attack score. That was to simplify things for his dumb āss.

Hazard scored today and the fool is ranting nonsense wey no follow with our debate. If he continue down this road, I will make this cretin explain to this house why he disappeared from Nairaland for 6 months in 2014.

airmark:
He is no different from that apari. See the idiot going personal ffs after being shamed. He would have come here to write balderdash about hazard if he didnt score today. I thought dayo was just joking, when he stated that fat had blocked his brain. He is a confirmed fat f00l.

Your depth of stewpidity is unexplainable. No wonder at 34 years old, you are still boasting of making money from 32bit VOIP and MMM.

Who was coming here to write nonsense about Hazard? I was coming here to show mentally retarded you are arguing about Squawka that you don't even understand. I wanted to make it very simple for your level of IQ, bloody retard, and Hazard not scoring today would have broken it down to numbers easy for even a dunce like you to understand. Do you have first school leaving certificate?

ephi123:
At least he lives in a country where he can fulfill his dreams.

Can't say the same for many Nigerians right now unfortunately.

He lives in Nigeria.

airmark:
Next time dont feed us junks about player's rating and choose your opposition well.

What is this one saying?

You were the one feeding us junk about Squawka ratings. I have already proven mathematically that the attack rating is biased toward irrelevant metrics but it is beyond your amoeba brain to understand. That's why I said if Hazard doesn't score today, then we can simplify the numbers for your dumb brain to understand that Squawka rating gives undue weighting to irrelevant metrics because his goals, assists and key passes per 90 minutes would have dropped lower than 14/15 yet his attack rating would still be higher.

Hazard scored today and you are feeling like you proved something. You better stick to MMM and BetNaija analysis and not stray beyond your mental capacity.

Baaaaaaaaatmaaaaaan!

Give him opportunity, dazall.