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Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ibime(m): 1:52pm On Feb 17, 2015
Emaprince:
stop decieving yourselves!..you think delidimes was considered an oldie or vet?..for your info deli dimes,krizzkutz,loonattiikk,glaciers and joshua base were newbies in 2013..krone,elimax and the rest of y'all were newbies early 2014..I think the difference between your set and the afforementioned group is just like 6months or so...old vets of this section who still remains are ibime,coogar,ema prince and mikuz...........thunderstorm and theprekky came in 2012
Limerick is older than Delidimes and Joshuabase in this section
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 1:57pm On Feb 16, 2015
AirborneLacer:
Is this about being an easy victim or failing to impress when handed the chance to?

I can recall vividly how piss-poor KDB was in games Mou started him last season. He put up lacklustre displays and his overall performance was questionable.

So don't you think he unwittingly made the call easier for Jose?
De Bruyne impressed me in most of his games. I'm not sure where you got this impression from.
Rap Battles › Re: />¡</~¤~ COMPLETE SLAUGHTER II: ELYMAXIIMUS Vs JOSHUABASE ~¤~/>¡</ by Ibime(m): 12:49am On Feb 16, 2015
I was expecting a lot more from thís battle.

Base, so na wetin them teach you for Facebook be thís? Rather than landing knockouts, you're confusing readers with all thís Teacher Teacher nonsense.

Even Max was underwhelming.

Only one thing stood out for me in thís battle and that's the U killed you line from Max

. . . so MVGT: Max.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:40am On Feb 16, 2015
Sterling work RDM is doing at Schalke.

From 11th to 4th in the table. Wish him all the best.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:21am On Feb 16, 2015
My mate telling me De Bruyne is the best player in Bundesliga ATM. I'm not surprised.

The politics of choosing between £25m Oscar, £25m Mata or £7m De Bruyne. . . he was an easy victim. Just goes to show why you shouldn't overstock players in the same position.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:16pm On Feb 15, 2015
Noah13:
city is definitely in for a ride when they face an in-form Barca in midweek
Na next week.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank-- Audio/vocal Lounge 2.0 by Ibime(m): 5:57am On Feb 15, 2015
These are the last 2 tracks I ever did. Musta been late 2010 or early 2011.


The first called so nice is a love song I did for my wife just before our engagement


Ibime - So nice
http://www.datafilehost.com/d/05d0bb4f



Second one is something I was experimenting with called Get it in.


Ibime - Get it in
http://www.datafilehost.com/d/ee2cf609




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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank-- Audio/vocal Lounge 2.0 by Ibime(m): 5:20am On Feb 15, 2015
jreyez:
Thanks man, you mind giving me corrections? It will help me alot.
O love the beat also, decided to work with it.. Dope beat.
As I always say, count your drum snares. 4 drum snares make 1 bar so aim to finish your end rhymes on the 4th drum snare. Thís should prevent any fall offs in flow.

Snoop Dogg showed best the process of counting bars:

1 to the 2 to the 3 to the 4/
Snoop Döggy Dog and Dr Dre is at the door/

Your 1,2,3,4 makes your bar. End all your rhymes on the 4.

1,2,3,4/
1,2,3,4/

Start this from 5:15


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFcml2J5ElE

One you follow thís pattern, natural progression should take it's course. Also listen to emcees who use thís repetitive formulaic pattern like AZ, Kool G Rap, Masta Ace etc.

When you've mastered that, you can start in-rhymes.

With in-rhymes you could look for the 2nd and 8th drum snare.

1,2/ 3,4/
5,6/ 7,8/

I'm sleek with the rhymes/ so round of applause/
You'll hear the sound of the fours/ or I'm squeezing the nine/

That's a 2,8 combo. Rhymes and nine finish on 2 and 8 etc etc.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:07am On Feb 15, 2015
Bimffo:
Salah scored today and FIORENTINA won 3-1 away from home.. cheesy
Good. He should score another 10 so we can get good cash for him.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:05am On Feb 15, 2015
AirborneLacer:
IMO Psg losing Cabaye and Moura should be a piece of goodnews for us.

One provides them with viable options on the attacking third whilst the other is a threat in the middle of the park.

Marquinhos is another name. I've been watching this dude for a while and I must tell you this, the lad has taken his game to the next level.

If their manager decides to go extreme with tactics against us. We might just see Marquinhos pairing with Thiago Silva at the back whilst Luiz gets shunted to the midfield to provide the needed physicality and to carry out major dirty jobs which includes policing Cesc - our attacking hub.
Good angle. I agree with thís.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank-- Audio/vocal Lounge 2.0 by Ibime(m): 8:29pm On Feb 14, 2015
jreyez:
Hey guys something i did In my free time, though it's my first spit.. ..... Rate, critize ..
http://www.datafilehost.com/d/a7cd9f71
It's Navas, teddyHits production.. LAGOS, check me out..
Yo! You better stand clear/
This right here's your nightmare/
The right heir to the throne, you just rocking a Armchair/
I kick you with the right pairs/... Yea my Nike Air/
I'll dicet your body into pieces, you be gone in a nutshell//
OH man I'm suicidal /.. I murder your fada call it preticidal//
It's a murder Agenda//
I'm on a camera killing rappers with a sniper//
Mother4uccker, I'm not a thug I'm a rider //
I shoot with a clear aim/ and i invest pain/
You in a murder business with lunatics outta they restrains//
Checkmate, I'm shooting you out this airplane//
My mission is not possible//
My vision is just congeable//
Division is on constable//
My decision is untouchable//..........
Violent habit/.. Face covered like a bandit// practicing Black magic//
Ears like a rabbit//.. Looking for a purse to snatch and i Grab it//
The cops found me/ hiding in a dark alley//
They tryna catch me? I ran faster than the flash Barry Allen////
My knee cap BUSTED! my plan's Obstructed//
It resulted to Bloodshed, i became UPSET//
The fastest man is about to be shot dead//
It was foretell/ written in blood and novels//
Voiced in trunk and trumpets// uhhhhh...
Adored by the poor and orphans//
My whole concept proves I'm God sent//
I'm dope and sick at the same time, but it's all the same line//
I eat emcee's on a regular basis, in school and on break Times//
Absorb your Flow to regain mine//
Then leave you like Alex Mercer when it's Game time//
I rap a fine line// my Rhymes are finite//
My rap's touching it// it's a failed scholarship//
It's like a bad sponsorship// my words are final...
My thoughts are cyanide/ i got my whole system locked in a HARD DRIVE//
Mehn fuock it/ i rap like an Alcoholic//
I think I'm drunk and it's metabolic//
I flip my Rhymes like it's metal sonic//
I think am very chronic/ to all these rappers like villains in comics//
Bleep your wordplay, the only time you use the word 'play'? Is when you making lame jokes like Eddie Murphy//
I'm out for blood like hungry vampires out in Sun//
I'm the dracula, i leave your vains leaking Very BAD//
like Broken taps in Public house//
My words are my weapon//yall rappers gonna weep on/
Yall fake like a bad b! tch having a wig on//
I'll take you out the game like a gambler wanna Give up!//
I'm so sick on the microphone, i should get a syrup//
Step away from the mic/ you ain't ready to fight//
I'm super man, your Eagles ain't ready to fly//
Better be ready to die//
I leave you crying on the mic like you just buried your dad//
You just a 4ck!ng failure in life//
I keep practicing, raping with so much Passioning//
Filled with so much Agony/ Prepare for my reckoning//
I got a twisted irony/ orally, i was charged with 2 felony//
I'm stuck in a broken memory//
My best friend is my diary//
My whole life is just a fallacy//
Fouck the Front page, we don't want Fame//
We saving this rap game to prevent shame//
I carry my cross Alone... //
I'm the best with a tech or chrome//
Send your soul to the realm of ghost//
The real definition of the word pain//
You'll never see a nuggur on stage//
The underground is where I'm based//
Gladiators locked away in a cage/
Away from the sun and the rain//
Writing songs till he goes insane//....
I'm a real Mc, the only real Mc//
Why tryna battle me when it's kill or be killed?//
You a grown ass man, you wanna mess with the kid?//
Is you the best is you ill? Is you the best is you skill?//
Are you outta your energy, you need a re-fill?//
A nuggur raping about the future, you still reminiscing?//
Slap your @$$ back to reality and make a movie//
You say my $h!t wack? But I got sick swag//
I'm talking real life/ i kill mics, can't kill mine, I got Six life//
My twin flow kill you and your sister// the microphone sinister//
I twist the flow like the twista//
Navas steps on your feet like Converse//
Go around your head like a compass//
I got long hair doesn't mean I'm rock mad//
I know you wish i could just die//
Leave this rap game and never come back//
Eat me like a mother4k!ng lunch PACK//
But a nuggur will always Talk back//
It's a new Reign// i paint a new game/ it's a new flame//
4oock the government, we need a new change//
I'm making the best for these new Age//
Every chapter, Every New page//
I got my whole line connected like a food chain//...
BLOOD OUT!!!!!!.....
Not bad for a first spit at all.

I love the beat also. The producer copied banned from TV beat by Noreaga - one of ma favourite beats ever


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfVdxaTUk8A&feature=youtube_gdata_player
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:32am On Feb 14, 2015
Tval:
Today is my Birthday, i refuse to be Yaya Tourised.
You want cake abi wetin?
Rap Battles › Re: * ^ ^ ~ Newbies Rap Battles Competition 2015 : Official Sign Up Thread ~ ^ ^ * by Ibime(m): 10:01pm On Feb 13, 2015
mikuz:
Already signed in :

1. Laykorn
2. Lho0d
3. Johnjon
4. Rebelking
5. Obesemf
6. Illmayor
7. AlfaAce
8. Deepthoughts
9. ibime
10. Thanos
Na joke na.


ELYMAXiimus:
oga you no dey talk true jooh. Na weytin cooger take pass you be that.
It's been 2 days since matter die down, yet you still dey troll the mod. No tag me again abeg. I no get time for childish grievances.
Rap Battles › Re: * ^ ^ ~ Newbies Rap Battles Competition 2015 : Official Sign Up Thread ~ ^ ^ * by Ibime(m): 9:39pm On Feb 13, 2015
ELYMAXiimus:
Lets hope our emosional mod won't end this tourney abruptly again. smiley
You done start to troll again, when dem ban you you go begin shout.


Mikuz am in.

I done wack die. Back to newbie status.
Rap Battles › Re: ****WARCRAFT****: The Sequel: Know Your Role (Wordsmith VS Hannibal) by Ibime(m): 8:54pm On Feb 13, 2015
Hannibal:
Wordsmith's begging for a time-out because his life is being timed out
The side effects of battling Hannibal would make u gassed out.
Symptoms include pinkeye, nausea and drymouth
The antidote is concentrating on what ma poetry is really about.
This ain't no contest because i am getting your ass gashed
Practisin subliminal lyrical witchcraft on your ranting bitch-ass
Fucking with me, you'll catch a free plane trip to the morgue
Leave your fibres shunted like a malfunctioning cyborg.
Wordsmith, your rhymes are average, u need nordic track to boost your lyrical leverage
Vintage rhythmic high intensity of a Taliban bomb carnage makes me a fucking savage.
So it done tay wey Sauron dey bite?

Everything he spit on thís thread was bitten from Canibus
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ibime(m): 8:43pm On Feb 13, 2015
Nice one @ Giyazz

Why you no extend am to 3 minutes

I don't believe you recorded that on mobile phone
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 4:47pm On Feb 13, 2015
raumdeuter:
The league is too weak this season that you could still have won without him.

Who are or were the challengers? City man utd, arsenal or who
Fabregas Costa are the real players who deliver the goods hazard does his own part by providing a distraction to opponents.

Does Fabregas not have one of the most assists in Europe?
In this order:

Costa
Matic
Fabregas
Hazard
Terry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 8:20am On Feb 13, 2015
^^^ I see Raheem Sterling in both lists. What of Chelsea no 8?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:40pm On Feb 12, 2015
chelseabmw:
Good news for us all....... No charge for ivanovic

Chelsea’s Branislav Ivanovic will not face any further action in relation to an incident involving Everton’s James McCarthy during the match at Stamford Bridge on Wednesday night.
That one na news? Na only these Liverpool press dey try hype that non-incident.

Make them try charge am now, we go know say true true there is a conspiracy against Chelsea.
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ibime(m): 6:13pm On Feb 12, 2015
Darkrebel666:
Ibime please try and read these comments and see who's at fault..

How can a Mod be calling me anti Christ and telling me that if I'm not for god then I'm against god..
How can a Mod accuse me of believing in satanism and the only proof he has is a line from my cypher verse?

I think you are not always straight forward when it comes to mikuz...no offence but that's the truth..

Mikuz banned me for no reason today when I didn't even do anything...!! is that not an abuse of his powers..The same dude who was preaching to me about the cherry ice thing was kicked out RG yesterday for insulting people's parents and someone's child.. isn't this hypocritical ?

I need to know why he banned me today despite the fact that I ignored and avoided him by not mentioning or tagging him in any of my posts
I've been reading everything.

Every morning, you lot come here to call his name, troll him, all sorts and then followed by ban.

Every day the same thing. You lot are boring everyone here.


I'm not concerned with your case cos you can start a fight in a phone booth.

My own is Elymax. Ever since their battle, he's been trolling Mikuz, being immature and all sorts. I have warned him to stop this childishness, lets enjoy rhymes in peace.

There are some of us here who've been here for years and Mikuz has been our mod without many issues. Enuff said. If one of the two groups has to leave Nairaland to ensure peace on the section, it won't be those with long history of maintaining a peaceful section.
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ibime(m): 5:19pm On Feb 12, 2015
@ Mukina2,


E be like say this section guys want give you daily headache. Hit me on my email make we yarn abeg.

We have two guys on here whose dayjob is trolling the mod of this section.

Elymaximus and Darkrebel666, I no go warn una again. Make peace with unaselves. Must we come here everyday to read the same old boring stuff? Mikuz ignore these blokes jare for the sake of peace.

Muki holla me pls.
Business › Re: Dangote Lost Half Of His Fortune In The Last 6 Months? by Ibime(m): 4:59pm On Feb 12, 2015
Two simple things:

Stock price of his holdings fell (NSE has fallen ~30% in the 6 month period). NSE and oil price have strong correlation.

Naira value fell reducing his dollar value

He will rise again when oil price rises
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 3:22pm On Feb 12, 2015
Tval:
Hazard signs new Chelsea deal.
Thank God. I thought he would have a change of heart with this new TV deal grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:38pm On Feb 11, 2015
These are the Championship winning games. 3 points in the bag!

Thank you Willian!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:32pm On Feb 11, 2015
Good stuff!

Thank you Cech for that save to keep us in the game till now!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:31pm On Feb 11, 2015
Willlllllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaannnn!!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:24pm On Feb 11, 2015
Sometimes Hazard just slows the game down unnecessarily giving Everton time to get numbers back in their box
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ibime(m): 9:44pm On Feb 10, 2015
Comedy club.


@ Darkrebel666, why you dey harass Teddybiyasi?

I've never seen 2 emcees battle 3 times.

To make it more enticing, make it a one-way stake. She gets N50k if she beats you but not the other way round.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:33pm On Feb 10, 2015
TreQuartista:
The next tranche of the Premier League's TV deal for 2016 - 2019 is expected to hit £4.4bn - A 45% increase on the current £3bn deal! shocked shocked

The deal would be announced today.
Hazard dancing makossa. He would ask for double his demands with thís news
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:20pm On Feb 08, 2015
chelseabmw:
Mourinho blasted him @ d break... in his interview he said he didn't play well
That's cos he lost Jores Okore twice for the Villa equaliser
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:19pm On Feb 08, 2015
coded01:
Finally Yaya Toure has won a Nations Cup and he is coming for you guys... grin
He would first be going to Ivory Coast to parade the trophy, by which time City would have dropped another 3 points away to Stoke
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:18pm On Feb 08, 2015
Boubacar Barry is a comedian.

When it's your time, no one can stop your destiny

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