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^^^Make Liverpool win jor. I need them well gingered for next weekend's clash with City and I want Southampton to lose hope by the time they face us in 3 weeks. Besides I need more crowd around Man Utd to knock them out the top 4.

Jarus are you selling e-version? Make I learn one or two things about the Nigerian corporate world.

mukina2:
na your team i finish for FA cup like that?

I always play the top performing team every week.

Abeg next season you no go advertise this league for front page. Most contestants have lost interest. Just keep the league to Sports section regulars. See 186 teams in a league, when ninjas have to go to Page4 to see their team, they soon lose interest.

This must be a poor season in the league since usual also-rans like Chamotex, Raumdeuter and lalaboi are in the top 10.

These are ninjas we beast every season. Just that boys no get time this season.

The league leader is averaging 58 points per gameweek. When we were challenging for honours, it took me 60 points per gameweek average to win the league.

Standards have dropped!!

Thank God say we no sign thís Kramaric fella. No strength or pace, just a rigid striker.

How did these two cats get drawn together?

Honestly thís is not a newbie battle.

When I was reading deepthoughts verse I thought he would definitely win because he had some good concepts, strong vocab and nice build ups. I mean the pun about Rehab and Jericho and the closer about c in integration!

But Obese also came strong as well and slightly surpassed with lines like 'his panic' , 'sanguine', deep taught = subject. . . plus the potty trained line was just dead funny.

MVGT: O'bis

Wolves have a young defender playing for them called Dominic Iorfa. Just googled him and yes, he is the son of the ex-Super Eagles striker

Although extremely pissed off with Martin Atkinson right now, one cannot forget the penalty he gave us to win against Manure some years back nor the ghost goal against Spurs in 2012 FA Cup semi-final. So I will not call him biased, just incompetent.

Don't fancy facing Spurs, West Ham and Southampton without Matic.

Anyway God dey.

WTF is DD gonna add to thís equation

Kasala done burst.

Thís referee is gonna get it in the neck for those penalties

JM is gonna lose it

Matic is an eediot. They should fine him as many weeks as he is suspended.

That's him out of the League Cup final plus 2 games. That could be costly.

Ah, completely forgot to change ma team

Fulaman198:
You are aware that the Ethiopians have a Jewish group of people known as the Falashas right? What if they are the original jews? Their practises are much older than any other Jewish group existing today.

In regards to Arabs, which Arabs? There are many black Arabs in Oman, Saudi Arabia, Yemen, etc. and those countries are truly Arab. Countries like Lebanon, Syria, Jordan, etc. don't possess "true" Arabs.

Leave the one sided perspective boss.

A true Arab is a Berber. If you picture Muamar Gadaffi, you should know what kind of skin colour the Jews of Jesus day would have.

The OP based his claim on Jesus hair looking like wool. Do you know any black woman that can wash your feet with her hair like Mary Magdalene did to Jesus? African hair cannot do that.

The Jews of those days were olive skinned and would not look out of place in Greece or the Mediterranean. Hence in all of Pauls travels through the Greek towns of Corinth, Thessalonia and Ephesus, no mention was made of his skin colour. If Paul was black, it would have been noted in Greece that he was a nubian. The Greeks have always identified Nubians as Nubians in all their writings long before Jesus was born.

Fulaman198:
I'm not saying that Jesus is black personally, however, the middle east today is not what it was 2000+ years ago. In my worst English, "jus sayin"

The middle East is what it was in terms of skin colour

Its the Jews who have become whiter due to their sojourn in Europe.

The Jews of Jesus time resemble the Arabs we know today

Jeremiah 13:23 - Can an Ethiopian change his skin or a Leopard it's spots?

So the Jews were not African-skinned, neither were they European-skinned.

Jesus was a Semite, a Middle Easterner for want of a better word.

Not black, not white, just inbetween like most Middle Easterners.

chic2pimp:
I have another Angle on this incident Lads. A mate of mine (chelsea fan btw)who happened to be in the same train as those louts paints a suprisingly different picture from what is being reported.
He says the Black dude was trying to force his way into the train despite being told the train was full(if you watch the footage again, you'll see He was pretty much the only one trying to get in). Rather than give up and wait for the next available train, He chose to try his luck one more time. Seeing that the drunken louts weren't bulging, He started calling them racist(saying the reason He wasn't being allowed on the train was because He was black hence the chant "We are racist and that's the way we like it".
Btw I am not defending and neither am I excusing the behaviour of those drunken louts.

I've been on many trains with our fans. Your story might have credence. They pick on anyone and start singing songs about them.

Last time I was on the train to Sheffield with them heading to Man Utd match. One woman started catching panic attack and having breathing problems due to their intimidating presence. See the song they started singing about her. Laugh been want kill me.

These lot play a lot of funny games but they are not too malicious about it.

AirborneLacer:
Hehehe

Mr Zampa is in business. Pastore's figure comes to mind.

Arsenal are said to be interested on this lad who's been heralded as the next Sergio Aguero.

I'm yet to see his game but the stats are speaking well for him.

Kid found the net 10 times in the first half of the season and he's just featuring for a club that got promoted from the Serie B.

As we speak, the Metro has got a report that we're closing on a transfer.

The kid actually has that Aguero profile from what I've seen on Youtube. Not as strong as Aguero though.

AirborneLacer:
Has anyone got anything on Palermo's Paulo Dybala?

I read he's the next big thing and we're keen on signing him.

Tag:

Ibime
Nihilist
Nateevs
A40

As a general rule, never sign any player for Palermo. That their President can sell one wrap of fufu for £1m.

bigkesh:
D number of fouls hazard suffers is too much, he needs protection to be honest..... Maybe he should start screaming nd play acting like ronaldo and neymar, dude is ultra honest

He would get those freekicks at the Bridge in 2nd leg if they try it again.

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coogar:
so who was cahill marking?
cahill should be marking cavani. cahill was on the side where the cross was made. how did the ball fly past him?


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ivanovic was covering the near post already, terry had to give some protection to the back post. cahill's task was to clear that ball & he failed massively.

Why is John Terry dancing two step in thís picture?

coogar:
nor mind ibime & his village football.
4 defenders, 2 opponents. nor be to mark each opponent with 2 defenders each?

Armchair analyst. If I ask you to kick ball you go troway anywhere belle face.

Cahill doesn't need to be marking anyone. Is it a corner where you mark man? Or do you expect him to start looking for man to mark when the ball is alive? If the ball comes in his zone, he will clear it. At worst you will say his body position should be square on.

Meanwhile John Terry and Cavani must have the same charge. See as John Terry repel away from him, dancing two step to the far post.

You for start the GIF 3 seconds before to show how Cavani ran in from the right across JT to end up just behind Cahill.

AirborneLacer:
I think the lad's game has improved massively.

This guy delivers accurate passes and has got vision.

Bar the equalled workrate, he's by many miles better than Ramires.

He's marginally better than Ramires due to slightly better decision making in the final third and crossing. Talk about playing footie in the middle third of the pitch, he and Ramires are twins. Trust me, if he comes to Stamford Bridge, Nateevs would be the first to call for his head after 5 games. His touch, passing and central midfield play leaves a lot to be desired. Go watch Naija vs France for World Cup how Mikel and Onazi put foot foot on the ball while he was running round like headless chicken and losing the ball until a late rally by Pogba turned the game.

coogar:
that's the point.....
azpi can't mark ibra aerially. terry had one eye on the mismatch behind him & drifted slightly towards that part.

cahill saw the cross from almost 20 yards away and yet still failed to time his header to clear the ball. heading is about timing & positioning. that ball was an inch over his head - it means he didn't time his header at all.....he jumped too early & missed the ball completely.

Abeg leave story. If you dey play ball, your guy leave his man to go worry about a marked man (regardless of the mismatch) and the man you are marking scores, your teammates go let you know how far. You dey watch TV for armchair dey misyarn. Go try that one for Hackney Marshes.

When planes run out of fuel in midair, them go dey wonder how far. Corruption is a modafucka.

coogar:
it was cahill's fault.
terry saw ibra lingering behind azpi & he thought it would be a mismatch. cahill saw the flight of the ball & he shoulda timed his jump better to head clear. i hate defenders who let ball hovers over their head - this is 2015. such mistakes should not be happening at the top level.

100% cahill's fault.

Wetin concern Terry with Ibra when Azpi is marking him?

Terry was marking Cavani, then let him go to go worry about someone who is already marked? What you call that, too clever by half.

bigkesh:
I can see some morons already insulting cesc, like seriously a guy with flu played a game of such intensity.... We really need to dispose d plastics.......... Those people are the same that bash courtois every game and today they just keep quiet like nothing happened..... Disgusting

Why answer a nitwit feeling funky over one game? When ninjas want to make a point over one game, just pull up Fabregas record over the last 7 seasons in that position, then pull up the pretenders. Remind me of ninjas calling Lampards name anyhow when Chelsea lose one game.

JigsawKillah:
Only if Zouma was paired with JT
he'd have denied IBRA and Cavani a few headers
dude can challenge a giraffe in a heading competition

The goal was actually Terrys fault not Garri Cahill.

Still think Zouma is better suited to PSG. The way Zlatan disgraced Cahill and scored 4 goals in England vs Sweden and the way Harry Kane was allowed to hold the ball up vs Spurs indicates that Garri Cahill is not aggressive enough to take the ball off strikers who like to play with back to goal.

AirborneLacer:
Beht Oga Ibime talk say Matuidi is just another Ramires

He is. You no see as him been dey lose ball when we wipe them for SB last season. Oga Nateevs just always thinks the grass is greener on the other side.

Hahahahaha

Limerick:
and I joined Jan 6, 2014, 3months difference.

Nah ninja, you've been here since early 2013.

No be you and Mikuz battle in 2013?

Limerick:
oh well, why then is loonatiikk acting like a god? That guy self ehn. Pfft

Loonatik joined this section in October 2013