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On comes the top 5 Under-23 player in the world, Oscar!!!

We counterattacking shege out of these ninjas.

Dieeeeeeegoooaaal!!!!!

All our corners going to the back post for Ivanovic

CFCfan:
Or Cahill in the DM position. The guy has decent passing skills

Nah, he hasn't got the movement or touch in tight spaces.


Teeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrryyyyyyyyy!!!!!!

nateevs:
We are losing the midfield. We cannot string more than 5 passes together.

It's Zouma in there. He is not technical enough for anyone to pass him the ball in that position. Fabregas is having to come back to receive the ball. By the time he plays it up to Ramires, we lose it.

nateevs:
Zouma in midfield. Brightest idea in the absence of Matic

Cant quite see it. Would rather he was back manmarking Kane and give Ake the midfield slot. Anyway, let's see.

Shaping up to be a good day. Thank you Brendan and thank you Coutinho. Now let's get our part of the job done!

mikuz:
Lets see . . .

Light one

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I got more riches than you/ that's why I run things with your boo/
. . she kisses me like hell each time we make love . .
. . with her lips all over my chest . . like Sean Tizzle's tattoo!/

Beating me isn't something you can do/ In brawls I make any cat to jet/
. . cos its too difficult to take me out . . like chics playing hard to get!/

. . The ax I'm raising smash your neck/ after I leave ya laid in a pit/
'Go the whole hog' with this beating . . till he take the shape of a pig!/

Y'll too frail to be king/ if you claim ruler, my shots ll blow out your blouse/
. . cos the only time we see a bi^tch in control is in President Jonathan's house!/

I disarm this dumb heathen/ when I make the Kala come singing/ like Asa and Bob Dylan/
Pierce a sword in his belly . . for tryna have 'a gut feeling'!/

Attacking Mik is not what any gent ll advice/ I fire fools and emcees alike/ without having to care for they size/
Y'll lie that you're hard and raw/ when you've never held a gat before/
Cos while I'm holding an SMG . . he always gets his 'hand free' like an 'earpiece device'!/

Niggas who dare me ll die/ I'm handling clubs to hit yo/
Till I ensure that you see more stars . . like watching Wizkid's Pakuromo video!/

I'm better than the sickest spitter 10 times/ when I dish the best rhymes/
so if this vegetarian claim to do beef/ he ll be left lame and too stiff. . /
Cos my RPG ll blow him to the ocean . .
So next time you see this 'Vege in Atlantic' . . its not a 'British airline'!/

I'm a better rapper than Sinzu/ I'm heartless and evil/
. . the type that ll put hes boots on . . just to tackle an issue!/

Every thing you spit is elementary . . / I go on a rout when Mik is shelling emcees/
. . cos I 'take no prisoners' like a filled up penitentiary!/

The way I'm quick to put a blade in collars/ amazes scholars/
Push you off the edge of a clif . . till you experience a free fall like the Naira against the dollar!/

I got warriors that cut throat/ so you ba^stards better run to the north pole . .
Dissing me is suicidal . . 'tow that path' . . and get crushed with a tugboat!/

Sick

Can diapers be fake?

All na paper and cotton wool abeg.

I go for Thanos also

Super try but Obese gets my vote, especially for his opening bars.

playboy19:
Bottle water cover? There were no bottle water at the time (Early 90s). The only bottle water at the time was Ragolis and it's cover was to frail to be used as a keeper. Instead, we'd double the 'Kanters' and make it the keeper, so it'd be strong enough to stop the shots. At one point we started using box of matches loaded with sand or dirt as goal-keeper.

Damn things done change (In biggie's voice)

No be as keeper, na as defender - to form high wall for freekicks.

Besides we stuff those small bathroom tiles in it to give it weight and stability to stop them falling over.


Who remembers that you pull out the rubber inside the counter, tear the middle and wear the outer edge of the rubber on your captain - Captain's armband!


Also, you bend your freekick taker's leg outward slightly to allow him to chip freekicks over any wall

o42austino:
I Remember in Late 80s and early 90s,U cant even Score me because my Goal keeper was so Big that u will not see space to secore me.

Hehehehehehe

My popsie had a machine lathe at his workshop.

I got his machinist to cut me a solid block of steel as my goalkeeper. Those shots that carry the goalkeeper enter post would not move him.


My two center backs were bottle water tops cos they were taller for stopping freekicks in my wall.


All my other players are fitted with a paper cover which I will colour in my favourite team colours (usually Super Eagles), then I will squeeze floor tiles into the counter so that my players are not knocked over easily.


Omo, I've played hours and hours of this game. Good days.

Keky:
We overhyped Ospina

Nah, don't tell me you thought that short, pot bellied goalkeeper is world class

O boy, shoki go sweet this night

DJ Tval, prep the instruments please!

raumdeuter:
When we were pushing weight, back in 08, you was a ballerina I gat your pictures

When we were pushing weight, back in 08, you was a ballerina I gat your pictures, I seen ya! - Hov

YoungForever:
liking the in-house banter to keep the spirit high...

Ibime the Arsène Wenger of the house--past glory..
raumdeuter the Pep Guardiola of the house-- all he do is win

Raumdeuter has not won anything yet. My trophies are in the bag. Raumdeuter will do a Brendan Rodgers this season cos my Chelsea bro lalaboi is gonna take home the title!

liricyst:
they flow haphazardly like when plumbing is flawed/first I'll have the sea flooding with storms/
Then Drown him, and watch "Hey get a hold of himself"...like he's clutching at straws!!!/

This is the best line I've read this year!!. . . . .and one of the best nameplays on NL ever.


Thoroughly enjoyed this battle. Battle of the round so far. Heywhizzy was doing well, but Lyricist just floored him with those lines.


MVGT: Lyricist

Darkrebel666:
Y'all can see what Dj5naira did
I asked for him to be banned for 2 weeks or offer an apology to me because of the crime he committed ...but your All Knowing Moderator has been ignoring me since yesterday ..

I hope you guys can see it yourselves ..the injustice..(because its only when I do something bad that you all open your mouths to criticise like you are the holiest of beings )

if Dj5naira goes unpunished, then know that I have been wronged gravely...

. ...cos last time Elymax was saying you bit Joshua base-- eastern bull or so, you banned him ... but someone dropped a false claim here and I have proved it and you are acting indifferent ... Just know that Nemesia would definitely catch up with you.. watch out and see .. I won't talk again

^^^^ Are you starting campaign for a ghost to be banned for two weeks or what?

Odikwa serious!

I don't think 5Naira will notice if you ban him for one year sef.

Ever reliable Arsenal! I hail una!

Continue going strong and take that top four please make Manure suffer am.

Nihilist:
You mean this chairman actually saved screenshot from 2012 to console himself?

This type of guy go dey hug pics of his ex on a Friday night, while she's out in town getting the Django...

Get back to me when you can show me pics of your team on top of the log after 38 games ninja.

I dont take pictures of my position like you did few weeks ago when you temporarily reached the summit, I've got enough praise-singers to do that for me. I just reposted what the media posted after my. iconic victory!

kashmo:
I'm sure that's what he's getting at right now!! You no see as he dey lament dey revise history since ni

I for like if he admit say he wan delete himself as frustration don almost kill am.

Is it revision of history when your name is written on both the FPL and FA cup trophy? I'm not even mentioning my 2 second place finishes in the FA Cup cos like I told you trophyless ninjas, 2nd place is the first loser!!!

Trophyless ninjas!!!

kashmo:
This!! DK said it all right here . . . .

Ibime needs to put up or shut up. My niggie sounding like a broken record each passing week

Managers are talking, thís assistant coach is opening his mouth.

Kashmo, what have you achieved in your managerial career? You are only known in FPL for being Azpis praise-singer.

Ninja you are the Rui Faria of FPL!

So na only €8m them sell Thorgan Hazard for?

That means we are definitely going back for him or have a substantial sell on clause. That ninja is worth £15m.

How can you expect competence from referees when the Head of referees used to referee like this in his day:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mM747L9Wf8M

diggz:
I don't get it... Dis guys don dey crase ni? Why not sell Oscar to PSG and bring him back?

Why? Oscar done tire you join?

Make we dey watch sha. As long as the buy back price is not too steep, we can still grab him in the future.

raumdeuter:
You played when most players barely knew the rules. We had nuccas like duduspace just occupying space. That season was also easy as we had consistent standout performers like Kompany, Nani, Bale, Yaya, and Van Persie you can leave your team for weeks and you are certain these players would deliver.

This season you had to do a lot of tinkering based on week by week form which is why ninjas like you are falling behind because your scouting is wacked.

Thats why you still have fuckkingg Graziano Pelle in your team as a striker. A striker who has scored just 2 goals in the past 18 matchdays Nucca I cant divide, thats 1 in say 9 matchday. Ipukulu to be honest that is lame

Nucca switch up your tinkering, your coaching is garbage

So why you no carry first?

Mscheeew!!!

When I dey talk, former Champions like Mubz, Galacticos, Azpi and Ritchboy no dey put mouth. They know what it takes to win a title. The haters are always some trophyless ninjas.

raumdeuter:
^^ Niggas who won when the competition was just a few teams and fade when the competition gets stiff

You are just like Uruguay who won the 1930 world cup when just a few teams were invited

No dey do attache by force to ritchboy and azpi who won a real competition and not 4 team invitationals.

You still never tell us how you are clicking twice to see your team, You must have built finger muscles by now

Hehehehehe.

There were hundred teams when I won the league in 2012.

My average was 59 points per game. Your current leader is on 58 point average.


Does anyone remember Wolfgang Kaiser for finishing 6th that season? No! But they remember Ipukulu Marines.

raumdeuter:
Ibime's other name is "Standard" and he is number 76 on the logs
So he is right, standard has dropped.
In my 5 seasons I have always been a front page contender. How you dey manage dey page 3 sef? You mean you have to click 2 times before you can edit your team?
That must suck

chamotex:
Talking about standards have dropped but na you dey page 3...so tell us who dropped standard

My name is written in the book of life. 2 titles in fact.

Even if you finish second thís season, you are still beneath Ibime. If you like don't finish first. Them no dey crown top 10.

Niggas like me, Ritchboy, Azpi. . . our name is clear. We like Mario Zagallo. Legends forever off winning the title. Nobody remembers Raymond Domenec!

Opener - 1 point - Mayor

Rhymes - 2 points - Mayor

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points - Super

Punchlines - 3 points - Tie

Personals - 2 points - N/A. Mayor had one personal but wasn't really hitting.

Flow - 1 point - Super

Wordplays - 2 points - N/A

Closer - 1 point - Super


MVGT: Super

To be honest, no punches really stood out in thís battle. In şuch a case you tend to go for the person whose flow was easier to follow. If you can follow the flow as a starting point, the person can keep your attention better to follow their puns.