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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 4:26pm On Mar 12, 2015
raumdeuter:
He has never been one to take risks. Your opponent main striker is out, I would expect him to throw in Cuadrado to stretch the pitch
Yep, he shoulda put Cuadrado on.

My subs woulda been:

Oscar off for Willian to prevent red card

Cuadrado on for Ramires.

Then toward the end of the game, take off Costa for Remy.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m):
Last night was a classic case of central midfield being the most important position on the pitch bar strikers.

PSG did not have a single winger. Their wingers were Cavani and Pastore, neither of whom are wingers.

Their central midfield duo of Motta and Verratti are rugged and skilful, and they controlled the game. There was no chink in their armour, no hole in their middle, unlike Chelsea where you can get behind Fabregas or Ramires when he makes a headless run upfield or miscontrols or throway a pass.

Both their midfielders are technicians on the ball, whilst also physically robust - Chelsea only have one player in that mould ie Matic, where any top team need 3 at least - Two on the pitch and one on the bench.

Going back to Nateevs assertion, Chelseas problem was never wingers, afterall Cuadrado is the new Salah. . . . .while Salah is the new Messi at Fiorentina.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:52am On Mar 12, 2015
And Jose would soon tell us "my Ramires is back".

If he like, make he no go buy a midfielder that can actually trap a ball.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:35pm On Mar 11, 2015
FBS:
Jose should be ashamed of himself tonight.
Interesting to know what RA is thinking. cheesy
I hope he won't start blaming referees sha.

He should have taken Costa off for Remy. The dude was terrible all night. Ramires also.

Flops of the match were Hazard and Costa. Costa cos he played rubbish, Hazard cos he was mostly responsible for our lethargic tempo all game.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:17pm On Mar 11, 2015
FBS:
As if I don't already know this. make una siddon there they claim WPOTY grin
Honestly, the dude just put lethargy in our attack all night long.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:15pm On Mar 11, 2015
We deserve that all day long. . .

Goodnight.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:55pm On Mar 11, 2015
FBS, Gary Neville agreeing with your assertion claiming Hazard has been slowing Chelsea down all game.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:24pm On Mar 11, 2015
Caaaaaaaaaaaaahiiiiiiiiiiiilllll!!!!!!

At least we don't have to worry about a sucker punch.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:09pm On Mar 11, 2015
Ramires is playing absolute rubbish

He needs to come off
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:03pm On Mar 11, 2015
These ninjas are complacent
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:56pm On Mar 11, 2015
Ramires needs to come off before the ref sends him off as well
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:42pm On Mar 11, 2015
Nihilist:
Ibime abeg where you dey watch the game? ITV and Sky no dey show am
www.Atdhe.to
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:31pm On Mar 11, 2015
The ref looks rattled
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:25pm On Mar 11, 2015
JM needs to take Oscar off.

This ref will soon send him off to even things up
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:19pm On Mar 11, 2015
We got Ibra sent off there. He did nothing wrong there.
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ibime(m): 5:26pm On Mar 11, 2015
Darkrebel666:
Coogar
Kr0ne
Emaprince
Ksslib
Ibime
Limerick
Elymaxiimus



Tell me... Grown men bars OR Jokes? ...which do you guys prefer?
Both. . . . . punchlines can be metaphors, similes, wordplays, word associations or jokes
Agriculture › Re: Photo: Man Using Cow Urine To Bath by Ibime(m): 7:55pm On Mar 10, 2015
Water is scarce in his area.

Urine is a neutral sterile liquid

Makes sense.
Rap Battles › Re: * + * Newbies Tourney : Liricyst Vs Obesemf ( Triple Threat Final ) * + * by Ibime(m): 10:08pm On Mar 08, 2015
This is 2015, we ain't got time for childishness. Why derailing a battle thread over a trivial non argument.


Principal line is actually a line that I threwaway when I was scripting against Thunderstorm or Glacierz. I may or may not have subsequently dropped it in FFR. Doesn't matter either way, it's not a wowing line, that's why I didn't drop it in those battles.
Rap Battles › Re: * + * Newbies Tourney : Liricyst Vs Obesemf ( Triple Threat Final ) * + * by Ibime(m): 2:49pm On Mar 08, 2015
coogar:
wake up, fools!
most of you slept on the creativity displayed by these cats.

this is the best match-up i have seen here this year & i must say i was highly impressed that newbies could really come up with such an amazing pen game.

i would have called for a re-match if it's possible but since a winner must emerge, my vote goes to liricyst by the tiniest of margin. rhyming is the foundation of rapping as far as i am concerned - i am always on the same side of the perfect rhymer.

liricyst won me over with his rhyme pattern & rhyme scheme. obese had the better scheme & the dopest angle though - if obese can polish his rhyme scheme better then he would be a monster.

his closer was the bomb. nuccas are quoting his arsënal bar as the dopešt when he literally killed the closer by taking us back to primary school arithmetic - the formula for simple interest.

it's a shame the bar even flew over ibime's head & he claims to be a math guru. grin

MVGT: liricyst
I've played Principal and Interest before so it wasn't new to me. Not saying it's generic, just not new to me
Politics › Re: I'll Stop My Husband From Becoming President Again - Patience Jonathan by Ibime(m): 9:35pm On Mar 06, 2015
We don't need this bítch to stop her husband contesting in 2019, we have something called a constitution.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:19pm On Mar 06, 2015
dyabman:
Mikel is on 75k bro not 90
Nah, Mikel is on 90k. Contract signed in Dec 2012
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:12pm On Mar 06, 2015
JigsawKillah:
Midfielder Nemanja Matic, 26, has been handed a new £4.8m-a-year contract by Chelsea, which runs until 2020 and is worth around £93,000 a week.

The Serbian midfielder will put pen to paper on the new deal, which is worth around £93,000 a week, in the next few days.
I'm happy that we get such a quality player on £93k considering deadwood like Mikel are on £90k
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:40pm On Mar 05, 2015
Mohamed Salah doing great works at Fiorentina, more money for us.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:32pm On Mar 05, 2015
FBS destroyed any argument he was making when he mentioned that Willian makes better decisions.

Yes, Hazard does slow the game down sometimes by cutting back on his right foot when he could pass across goal with his left (e.g. for the goal against Man City), but his good decisions far outweigh the times when he does that. Even in yesterdays game, when he did cut back, he still found Ramires and Willian with good passes to score but they fluffed it.
Rap Battles › Re: * + * Newbies Tourney : Liricyst Vs Obesemf ( Triple Threat Final ) * + * by Ibime(m): 11:25pm On Mar 05, 2015
Good bout. . . here's how I call it. . .


Opener - 1 point - Lyricist

Rhymes - 2 points - Lyricist

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points - Tie

Punchlines - 3 points - Tie

Personals - 2 points - none really

Flow - 1 point - Obese

Wordplays - 2 points - Tie, because I think fourth and fought is a stretch

Closer - 1 point - none, both played.


MVGT: Lyricist
Sports › Re: Who Is Nigeria Worst Striker Ever? by Ibime(m): 11:05pm On Mar 04, 2015
Jonathan Akpoborie
Bennedict Akwuegbe
Victor Agali
Raphael Chukwu
Stephen Makinwa
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:43pm On Mar 04, 2015
Thank God we survived.

One of the games I was scared of.

3 points. . . put it in the bag.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:57pm On Mar 04, 2015
parrotibaba:
Mr know all oya list d number of coaches dat real Madrid has sacked since 15 years ago






List of coaches Chelsea Fc sacked since 2000 (precisely 15 years from now)

- Graham rix
- Claudio Ranieri
- Jose Moaninho
- Avram grant
- Luiz Felipe scolari
- Ray Wilkins
- Carlo Ancelotti
- Andreas villas boas
- Roberto di Matteo

Minus...

- Guus Hiddink
- Rafa benitez

These two left without d sack


Show me a team dat sacked a coach dat won dia league n fa cup n finished 2nd d next season or a team dat sacked dia coach after he won d UCL n fa cup n was 2nd on d league table at d beginning of d season





Modified!!


To clear d air further


- Guy roux managed AJ Auxerre from 1961 to 2004
- Thomas Shaaf managed Werder Bremen from 1999 to 2013
Graham Rix only managed a couple games as caretaker.

He and Babayaro were caught lashing 15 year old girls, Babayaro won his case whilst Rix had to face the long arm of the law
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:09pm On Mar 03, 2015
coogar:
you are showing me goal.com as a link?
christ! goal.com is run by mòrons. ibime used to work for them until he was disgraced here that he works for a useless outfit. he quickly tendered his resignation letter.
How would you know this if you are not Sauron?

Your ability to remember things from Sauron days is amazing.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 6:53pm On Mar 01, 2015
Good win, great day.

Put it in the bag.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 6:50pm On Mar 01, 2015
DD the legend coming on to lead the champagne popping.

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