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LWKMD!!!

Wetin pesin no go hear for Chelsea thread. Sky Sports on phone done turn to evidence of good living.

Emaprince:
whatever mehn...so why is she scared to reveal herself?

cos boyz go use am do personals. Nairaland emcees can make the finest girl in the world look ugly when they yab you finish

teddybiyasi:


that's not me

Of what relevance is the lady in the picture then?

teddybiyasi:
she's chilling

Teddy, na you be this?

Na only una sabi wetin una dey yarn.

Abeg which time be our match this weekend.

Darkrebel:
All ye rappers have gone so soft nowadays.
indomie generation.

Apart from ksslib, none of those I dissed even replied. Laziness..
.
how can you be stabbed and not stab back?

shame on all of you...especially that impotent one

Quick one. . . . shebi na no holds bars. . . . don't start no arguments though, all na bars. . . .


Beef me?

I go bark commandment/ Pay confra boys N100k to rip apart your garment/
Try me!. . . .for class, you go hear. . . "Na who dey answer Aromolaran for this art department!"/
Stupíd nigga chat too loud/ Put your life story online. . . cos you act too proud/
Here’s the facts, you clown. . . .
You in Level 1 . . . . Unilag. . . Arts. . . that means any nigga here. . . can track you down!/
Infact. . . look outside your classroom now/
Since you dey claim O.B.O. . . .I sent 5 niggas there to kidnap you now!/
He shout "google Oba Aromo. . . my papa na Chief"/ . . . and when I googled I could hardly believe/
The headline in the article reads/. . . .Aromolaran defrauds Osun State account. . . . #yourfather na thief!/
Ole! Barawo!. . . I done catch him son/ He no sabi run/
Kr0ne, weterem kerosene. . . Giyazz, bring matches come!/
Wetin I dey talk na true/ no be something new/
You’re 18. . . .your pops is 80. . . . #Godiswatchingyou!/
First wife pikin. . . school in jand/ Second wife pikin. . . Cambridge uni grad/
So it’s truly sad/. . . .when your turn reach . . . "Madam, that your mumu pikin go manage Unilag"/
I’m very sure though/ Your mates dey study Maths, Engineering and Law bro/
After millions spent on schooling. . . .”Papa, I want read fine art”. . . .#wicked pikin. . . . #DiarisGodO!/
Emotional creep/ Heard Ibi’s a Maths grad. . . . so he opened his teeth/
"Art students are smarter than Maths". . . . . bítch, who told you to speak!/
Who call you?/ Pesin wey no fit add 2 + 2/
When intellectuals dey talk. . . .you’re the type we carry shoe pursue/
cos we don’t care what the schoolboy drew!/ . . . . check the odds mathematically/
How many Nigerians earn decent salary. . . . from art gallery?/
So from here on, your life will be so frustrating/ Lemme hail Warriblood. . . .cos I know you’re hating/
Today, he’ll get paid for 20 haircuts. . . . you’ve never sold one painting!/
You better pull your socks up sonny/ cos it’s not so funny/
that you mock niggas who hustle their way. . . .cos of your mother's pocket money!/
Phaseone got props cos his raps is tight/ You started acting hype/
Jealous nigga. . . . we see the bítch in you. . . . hermaphrodíte/
Posted his sister pics online saying "they’re free to mingle"/ "See their dimples"/
My first reaction. . . .these baboon looking bítches . . . need to squeeze their pimples!/
Bleached skin looking like roasted bolé. . . . Ksslib is evil/
Those bítches. . . black and yellow, black and yellow. . . . Wiz Khalifa single/
Let’s keep it simple/ cos beefing you is dumb and unhealthy/ You ain’t coming correctly/
when Coogar and Krone. . . showed you posing. . . wearing thong in a selfie!/
You lost poorly to Teddy/ and Max brought your corpse before ministers/
So test me. . . . and die in a gas explosion. . . . when I fire on all cylinders!/



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Base you came too light. U3 got this.

U3 need to stop those silly 'rewinds' though.

mikuz:
You're going too personal with Ibime. Guy watch it please.

I go rip you out later today. I hope say you hold my rent?

Ain't nothing personal about that. No holds 'bars' jare. But all na fabrication so no need to give am attention. But still, keep your disses in your bars.

For the record, I've been married 2.5 years. . . and how e be, na so we plan am.

You will know why England football is suffering when their head coach picks Mascherano for WPOTY.

Masche-fücking-rano!!! SMH!

coogar:
it's a phone app!
it won't work on PC. they moved on from the PC era few years ago. i don't miss any action when i am not at home. na 4G data go suffer am.

see the screenshots - na HD!

Your phone battery dey fit last with all these data so?

Just 5 mins, my phone battery dey die anyhow.

I done vex for all these phones. Na LG G2 I dey buy next. I hear say that one battery fit last 5 days!

obailala:
The beginning of ignorance is when we arrogantly believe we know it all and therefore refuse to do a simple verification...

Have you considered what the exchange rate was in the period in question?

The Navierstokes abi na Bernoulli equation missed the part that said 'adjusted to today's prices' ie inflation-adjusted.

A40:
Shaqiri is a RW but can play LW too

I suspect you are talking about Hojbjerg and Bernat

Bernat is a LB and Hojbjerg is a CM. Guardiola insisted on playing Robbery in a match we didn't even need a point from

Brought on Shaqiri with less than 10mins to go! To do what exactly?

Nah, Hojberg and Rode. Rode na AM. Hojberg might call himself a central midfielder but he basically played as AM also even when down to 10 men.

Bernat na leftback na.

coogar:
broke asš nigga!

if you have skygo on your i-Phone/iPad, i can give you my access so you can be watching live games anywhere in the UK. the only condition is - promise me you won't go to pörn channels & order pörn movies.

Oya send me the password. I done tire to stream.

Wait, I no get iPhone or iPad. The thing dey work on PC?

A40:
What other Bayern youths Brother Ibime? Guardiola simply didn't give the boy the needed playing time to develop. When Juup brought him on he was an instant hit

If Guardiola could move a certified wasteman like Rafinha to RB and play him there ahead of the best in the world (Lahm) at that position then it tells you he simply has his preferences which may or may not be legitimate

Inter na him you dey downgrade like this? They are just missing a competent coach oo! Its a decent squad. Icardi, Kovacic are very good players with Shaq they might get even better

I haven't watched a peep of European football this season as per se I no get SKY TV this year. But Bayern match wey I attend for Etihad, I saw two young boys in attacking midfield on pitch and Shaq on bench.

NavierStokes:
Trying to make us believe that nigeria was spending 1 billion dollars on defense in 1984. This woman must think we are very stupid. I wouldn't even bother to verify this nonsense.

If you were patient enough to read through, you would know that website is an international website which tracks countries' military expenditure, and adjusts for inflation to give the price at today's rates. Buhari spent 4 times GEJ in a third of the time.

Anyway, I dont expect that website captures all of GEJS arms deals as his government have taken to buying arms Under-the-counter these days via unregistered flights to South Africa.

Darkrebel:
All ye rappers have gone so soft nowadays.
indomie generation.

Apart from ksslib, none of those I dissed even replied. Laziness..
.
how can you be stabbed and not stab back?

shame on all of you...especially that impotent one

Drop your bars and shush. . . if the bars are worth it, we will respond. . .

mikuz:
As a matter of fact as from this year onwards, any netcee who's caught stealing bars like you will be forced to go on a compulsory exile plus all his battle wins ll be stripped from him.

You shoulda done that to the self-confessed biter Limerick, instead you kicked someone out of a tourney to make space for him just 2 days after he admitted biting. That was a breach of protocol.

Biters always serve sentence on NL whether Sauron, Sleakid or Scripts - that's the standard procedure.


BTW,

"I'll Snoop in ya home state to let the cal-lif-on-ya" - John John da Don

AirborneLacer:
Could someone help out here please? WTF is David Luiz doing in that FIFA best XI?

Just like Dani Alves made last year's team. FIFA dey craze. Na coaches for Papua New Guinea without access to TV na him dey still vote expired players. What did Iniesta do in the last year to make that team?

Nihilist:
Yes o!!!

CR7 the greatest player to ever kick a ball in anger on this planet.

It's just a shame he was born to a nation of mediocre footballers.

So close but so far for Ronaldo...because if he was born a decade earlier, he might possibly have been winning trophies with the likes of Figo, Rui Costa, and Paulo Sosa as his supporting cast.

But Abel Xavier and Vitor Baia would have been keeping defence for him whilst Nuno Gomes woulda been his strike partner!

Sokrates:
why giyaz dey chop cloth? Ehen were ksslib dey ronaldo don win am oooo

He's still high from the palmi. You no see him eye?

elampiro:
The Luiz I saw in some UCL matches was magnificent. He made dire saves (tackles, clearances, etc) that were world class.

Iniester was still doing well last season. I have not monitored him well this season.

You musta been watching with your eyes closed. He was personally at fault for 2 goals against PSG, and we lost 3-1 in the next round, so which game did you see him playing well? Against Galatasaray?

And Iniesta going strong enough to finish in FIFPRO11? You must be joking! Iniesta lacks vision or decisiveness, and cannot control games like Xavi. Since Xavi's ankles gave way, Iniesta has been treading water. I'm personally offended that Iniesta was put on the same pedestal as Xavi for many years, even finishing above him in voting for player of the year. Xavi would sit deep, control the game from start to finish, dictate tempo, create 17 assists per season from a deep position whilst Iniesta would be in the attacking midfield, do a few dribbles and some apes would be chanting, then create only 5 assists for the season and some geezers would be calling him the best, when Xavi dey there. SMH.

FIFPRO 11 is a joke!!!

WTF are David Luiz (who embarrassed himself all year) and Iniesta (living off Xavi his whole career, and has failed to carry the Barca midfield since Xavi disappeared) doing on there? They both had poor seasons.

Nihilist:
Na by FM?

Hazard was a number 10 too in FM11....

Ibime talk the truth,Willian is useless on the wing. This guy ran away from Paul Dummet yesterday...Paul Dummett!!!

The ninjas like Marmite. He ain't a winger though. You can't judge him on wingplay. Believe me, if it's solely about getting behind your opposition defender, Salah will be playing every game.

I dont dislike any ninja who doesn't destabilise the team tactically. If you look at all the ninjas I dislike ie Mikel, Mata, Oscar, Ramires, Luiz, Torres etc, they all destabilize the team tactically.

Willian is not a pressing priority for me as he does his job especially in the big games from a possession point of view as well as defensively. My priority is getting a central midfield partner for Matic.

Come summer, I'll be looking for someone like Sterling, maybe Cuadrado. Once the midfield is sorted, there's little need for Willian. In the meantime he's filling in a lot of holes for Fabregas and Oscar defensively.

Na here party dey?

I was on the train from London to Manchester earlier today, that una fan Tinchy Stryder was strolling from carriage to carriage looking for somewhere to sit.

Nihilist:
he's definitely more expressive in that video clip than he is for us....

I could show you youtube clip of him at Chelsea that would make you think that. No be youtube?

Willian hasn't changed. I know him from Football Manager years back as a central attacking midfielder. His whole style of play tells you he is not a natural winger. He is more interested in continuity of possession than one-on-one duels. He is one of those central attacking midfielders with s little pace who gets deployed on the wing. Even Oscar can play on the wing like him. . . as he has done for Chelsea and Brazil several times.

Thanks God my opponent took -4 point hit. I get a slim victory!

Nihilist:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-s9sgvpA9Hc

The exact same thing he's doing at Chelsea. Where in this video do you see him slaloming past multiple players? It's the same old Willian, drift past one player and pass the ball.

youngdude1:
Guys pls if any of you go to church, pls involve almeria, man u and rio ave to win either half today so that bet9ja will pay me 15k. There are the only games remaining on my ticket...thanks

Only N15k for all these accumulators?

Na N1 bet you place?

Oscar praise singers back with their once-a-month praise singing.

AirborneLacer:
True that.

Three years ago, ninja was one of those guys who'd run at defs and leave them for dead.

It's either Jose's tactics militates against Willian's skills or dude simply traded his skillset for a membership card at the Griffin.

Willian has never been a winger, his chief role is playmaker. . . .even on the wing, he's never been someone who dribbles, he's always been the type to drift away from one man only before releasing the pass.

Even when he did play on the wing in Shakhtar, he was only effective from the left wing, cutting inside with the outside of his right foot and releasing the pass or shot.

Do you have any evidence of Willian being a running winger who leaves defenders for dead prior to Chelsea?

ELYMAXiimus:
So this thread fit dry like this. Hehe

E suppose dry na! Can't you see FFR is now jumping with rhymes?

Krone and Ema, make una report to FFR and drop something for the boys na.