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I hope now that Mikel has received his British pally, he will feel freer to leave Chelsea this summer.

mikuz:
My main verse. I wrote 42 lines this morning and broke it into two. I don't know why Dark is chatting like its an impossible thing. I pray I didn't Joshua Base it though.

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I beat Dark moment I bust on the kid like a nursery school bully/ take him to Texas and blast a glock at the newbie/
. . so when this WINTER SOLDIER leave him CAPPED IN AMERICA . . its not an HOLLYWOOD MOVIE!!/

Giyazz cracked him like a comical groupie/ while punches from Wrong gave him a hunch in the back/
. . but one bullet from me ll tear this dummy apart/
. . cos it won't be a WILD GUESS . . when I shoot at night . . and place a 'SHOT IN THE DARK'!/

Blazing him is as easy as disposing a bin/ cos every bullet I pop ll blow off his limbs/
. . so after this fight, they ll call me WARNER BROS . . as I pull guns on the scene/ . . to shoot 'ARO' . . like OLIVER QUEEN!/

How can y'll reckon that this guy is good/ when nothing he writes is smooth/ so when I bring arms to fight and shoot/
. . If he fails to run, my pump ll blast him over a HONDA CIVIC so he can 'fly the COOP'!!/

Kr0ne ripped apart his chin with a clamp/ . . nailed the imp to a plank/ and tore his cred with heart wrenching personals . .
. . till he deserted Aromo and changed accounts . . like he switching his bank!/

Rebel deserves to be given a slap/ Ill send Unilag cult boys to f@cked him up with several cuts in his nose/
. . B@stard fool/ asked him study hard in school/ and 'hit the books' . . so he went home and started punching his notes!!/

I'm known for offloading in ho's/ . .
. . that's why I took his sis to RIVERS and had her receiving s^emen as I boned the babe/
So when I ensure that only what she gets in 'PORT IS C^UM' . . its not a city in YOBE STATE!!/

Plus my d^ick is what ya other sister likes to eat/ every evening I bang the chick/
. . the sexual pleasure keep her YELLING "AHH!!" . . and I aint speaking of YANKOVIC!!/

Twice last year Elymax dispatched this baboon/
. . first battle he chopped his arms and forced this maga to zoom/
Second battle, and Max's hatchet dropped D'S KNEEE. . like he aint a fan of cartoons!/

Niggas no longer respect him . .
. . cos after Khena exposed the tout in this netcee/ he got pounded by Teddy/
but when Ibime got him trounced without mercy/
. . b^tich, he started losing his REP like Pdp in the lower house of Assembly!/

I'm hotter than summer in Berlin/ these punches were modelled to wreck him/
. . so his attempt to battle the king . . he ll get knifed and slaughtered like Tristan de Bois in Merlin!/

Ya lines crack me up like Warriblood . .

so Darkrebel ll get ruffled cos, I body thugs/ and uncouple dawgs/ with popping slugs/
. . Nail the spines of this fine art student to his equipments . . so he can go "back to the drawing board"!!/

Great verse. . . even better than the first one. . .I was lolling all through. . . but you disrespected your opponent by not even informing of your unavailability.

I dey laugh British Press hailing Rooney as Manure's new midfield 'answer'.

That ninja is incompetent in midfield.

His percentage pass completion would make even Ramires weep.

Rebel wins by no-show

A40:
I see Eljero Elia (Bundesliga reject) already causing commotion in the EPL

Hehehehe

The CAN, double-entry and grindstone lines were fire.

Emaprince:
Meeehhhnnn...I'm feeling so feverish..finding it real hard to sleep now..headache,fever..dam.n!!...malaria's got me.

Thank God say no be Ebola. Get well soon!

That Agbalumo and Ayo line got me lolling

04kaa:
ARE U SERIOUS , SO U FIT TALK TRUTH LIKE THIS .. NO PHUCKING WAY . COOGAR BEING OBJECTIVE OMG

SHEY COOGAR NA SAURON NI? LEMME KNOW WHERE TO DEAL WITH U LOL

Long lost twins always recognize each other!!!

lol. Ofoka is back!!!!

RapAcme:
0ga kr0ne,,when will the king of the poets t0urney continue?

Kr0ne still dey village, someone should remind him that 2015 done start. Boys eyes done red to face the new year, he is still drinking palmi in the village.

I was actually watching to see if O4kaa has improved.

Flow = o4kaa
All other criteria = Giyazz

My favourite lines:

O4kaa:
04ka multis' will go 'over heads' like admin expenses

Giyazz:
Y'all witness me punch lines all over this glad/ for being a douchebag... an obonga retardd/. . .He blew his own horn like "O4kaa is back"/ but nobody gave a ffuck cos O4kaa is wack!!

he needs a plumber 'fore it's late/ he ain't no Baller Gee, forget the fact it's his ffucking name!!!

But you been creatin beats heard only by yourself. . . still searchin for that right label niggur?/ pftt! ffuck yourself with a fat stick, cos you ain't gettin no deal tho!!


MVGT - GIYAZZ

ChinemeOkpan:
This President is just clueless. He cannot even get his figures right.


Now he claims that the project will take another 48 months= 2 calendar years.

I'm with you, but your figures are also not right.

48 months is how many calendar years?

Emaprince:
charlie clips is the number one cos he's well rounded...I haven't watched much of bigg k but bmagic is now my second best..he's so focused on his pre-writtens..he's one dude that can match industry rappers in flows and delivery and out-punch any of 'em.

Charlie and DNA although well rounded, I don't enjoy their battles as much as Bigg K and B Magic, cos they stretch their lines like fück, no rhythm to their rhymes, their end rhymes are lazy and their multis are weak.

Only 7 away games left. . .

Schuuuuuuurle actually!

Ivaaaaaaaaaaanovic!!!!

AirborneLacer:
Oscar is technically inept.

Yes we know!

Says the ninja who dumped him in December, calling for his replacement in the team as he disappeared in all the tough games as usual.

Even in thís match, the commentators pulled him up for underhitting passes 3 or 4 times. Because he's facing a completely lopsided Swansea team forced to play Carroll and Siggy as DMs, ninjas are crawling out the woodwork in a game I expect every CAM to get opportunities to shine.

I hope ninjas will back their assertions when the likes of Kroos are passing circles around him or when even Wanyama and co were bullying him, or will they start calling for his replacement? Nonsense.

Meanwhile, make we just settle goal difference today. I want see 8-0 jare.

Nihilist:
I wonder what would happen in Lancashire today, if Oscar were to cop a Hatty....

Ibime, hope you have life insurance...

I dey Cheshire jare.

Na all these awoof games wey una dey call Oscar name, just like start of season. Wetin concern me? He done see non-existent midfield to shine against.

Dieeeeeegoaaaaal!!!!

Wetin make me go captain Aguero again?

Oscar!!!

E be like say Swansea want chop 5 goals today. Emnes ontop of Oliveira and Gomis. Space go boku.

Dieeeeeeegoooaaal!!!

Swansea were never gonna be a threat with their whole midfield missing.

Playing 4-4-2 against Chelsea with Tom Carroll and Siggy as the midfield 2 = suicide!

Emaprince:
I'll 'pull it till he drop'...thats a tug of war~~B-magic

This b-magic of a guy is an excellent writer.just that he doesn't do rebuttals maybe cos he's not good in freestyles and his verses are always short..good he doesn't choke though.

It's B modafocking Magic!

My no2 favourite behind Bigg K


Bigg K and B Magic are the only 2 ninjas whose battles actually flow on beat

What happened to Islam Feruz?

Chelsea coaches forcefully converted him from a winger to a striker, now his career is lost. Dude can't even shine in Greek league.

^^^Who be Malia?

Do they play in Mauritius league?

Friday night freestyle. . . .



Niggas swearing they hot. . . .need to lose the sweater/
My Desert Eagle ready to swoop . . . I dare you move a feather/
Niggas who throw they weight around like a sumo wrestler/
get shot with four fours. . . when I put 2 and 2 together/
I know such and such dude is clever/ but who is better?/
None can parallel my lines. . . I rule forever!/
I got the spine to let the tools go/ I pull nines and sketch your tombstone/
My gun been having 'H.I.V' for years . . . it's time to get a 'fool blown'!/
I'm glued to the streets/ and when the brute is released/
I punch niggas . . . till their lower lip . . .fuse to their teeth!/
If you a wise man. . . move to the east/ cos dude is a beast/
Either respect the law round here. . . or you'll be suing for peace!/
Who iller than Bis?. . . do me a favour!/ He's truly in danger/
Bully behaviour/. . . I push pússies. . . like a woman in labour/
My mullah is major/ I don't toy with a broke head/
When I was hungry . . . I jacked Pizza boys off they moped/
I'm sick with the handgun/ take a kid from his mansion/
Give him that Fela Kuti kidnapping. . . . I hold niggas for ransom/
Ring his team/ to bring the cream/ and have the kid redeemed/
before this shít gets deep. . . . like a pit latrine!/
Ask Zamundans. . . I got that semi-auto. . . inbetween my jeans/
cos I take that Semi everywhere. . . like Prince Akeem!/



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komekn:
Its taken him a long time to get some Liver ,Heart & Kidney and like the snail he has arrived 5 years later in Maiduguri.

Well done GEJ what a great statesman he is.

No be election?

Torres scored? America must hear dis o!

I hit up ya grill wearing a fake smile... you hardly knew here comes trouble/ reached for greetings thinkin we buds, short fool!/ see i don't accept handshakes from y'all muggles/But imma let the saw cut off your wrists... Now That's how I chop knuckle!!


Ur verse? Is stale n wacker... than a fade agbada..../in exchange rate... It wont worth 'clothing his shame' if we down to a trade by barter!!!..../.

Wetin been happen here? Who fit debrief me?