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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by Ibime(m): 6:22pm On Dec 28, 2014
MaziOmenuko:
Btw, 3 Villa defenders in ur starting line? Great risk if u'd ask me; one Sunderland goal and u're picking crumbs.
That ninja must be laughing now.

I just dey vex because Hutton dey my bench.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 6:15pm On Dec 28, 2014
nateevs:
Abeg. Tell me how Wllian is better than Downing. How is Schurrle better than Oxlade Chamberlain.


Perhaps Townsend is pushing it. But it gives you an idea of lowly I rate our wingers. Remember Willian cost 30m.
Downing flopped at Liverpool badly. Why would he succeed even remotely at Chelsea? He's not even playing on the wing at West Ham! He's a plodder on the wing.

Oxlade can't defend. Schurrle should be compared to Walcott, both players who can't play footie but have goals in their boots. If Walcott benches Oxlade at Arsenal, what business do we have placing Oxlade over Schurrle?

Januszaj will go the way of Mata. A passenger who destabilises his wing defensively. He will ride bench till eternity. If he can't displace Young and Valencia at Manure, what business does he have in Chelsea?

If you talking of top wingers:

Arsenal have Sanchez
City have Silva
Chelsea have Hazard
United have Di Maria
Liverpool have Sterling

Nobody has more than one. Everybody else cannot displace Schurrle and Willian. Wing-play is not a fundamental disadvantage for Chelsea.

And when I said Chelsea can win a league without Hazard, Fergie did it for 3 years straight with Valencia, Young and Nani. Wing play is not the fundamental part of the team you think it is. A winger's job is to stretch the play for the midfielders and strikers, and provide an outball when under pressure. Strikers and midfielders win leagues not wingers. You and Emenalo could do with learning that.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 5:58pm On Dec 28, 2014
nateevs:
And you say we are the most equipped team with wingers. I will take Oxlade, Townsend, Navas, Januzay, Tadic, Downing, Sanchez over what we have.
Hahahaha. . . . .you pushing it boss. . . . I repeat, there is no team in the EPL better equipped on the wings.

It will only take 5 games for us to chase Downing, Januszaj and co from Stamford Bridge with boos.

The only ninja I will take from your list is Sanchez.

We have the best wings. Only Sanchez and Silva is comparable to Hazard, and Silva ain't a winger. Then Sterling.

Every other winger in the league apart from those I've mentioned is no better than Schurrle and Willian.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 5:53pm On Dec 28, 2014
mithel:
Nobody type anything....nobody jinx anything
Are we free to type? I repeat. . ..


Ibime:
We will win the league, everybody calm down.
We have played all the Northern teams away from home except Hull. Our fixture list is easing up.

46 points in 19 games puts us on course for a 92 point season. . . . and we've played all the big boys away except Arsenal.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 5:40pm On Dec 28, 2014
Burnley equaliser!!!

I blame Navas, Silva and Nasri!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 5:39pm On Dec 28, 2014
nateevs:
Most equipped on the wings? 99% percent of the arguments on here at this moment is wing related - about who is better on the wings.

You are going your way with this one and blaming Ramires who did not even play. So what if we had two Matics playing today instead of Mikel? You think we would have won.

We had only one shot on target all game - by Hazard a player you claimed we could win the league without.
I wasn't abusing you BTW, just making jest. . . . but you chatting shyte.

How can a ninja claim not replacing Willian, Schurrle and Salah is the main error of the summer?

You mean replacing your boy shekpe keeper with Costa is not fundamental, or buying Fabregas & Matic for the midfield is not fundamental?

You busy talking about wingers being the fundamental error. Certainly, I have to question your sanity.

Oya, tell us which team in the Premier League have better wingers than Chelsea.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 5:23pm On Dec 28, 2014
coogar:
nateevs is right - your delivery from the wide areas was weak. mourinho was a fool for starting felipe luis ahead of the indomitable azpi. chelsea got what they deserved - the balance was unstable from the get go.
Nateevs ain't right about nothing. Just a ninny who thinks wingers and flicksters alone make a team.

How can Chelsea's wingplay be the major error of the summer when ninjas like Mikel and Ramires still hold shirt in our team?

If you give him City's wingers, he will say not replacing Navas, Milner and Nasri is the fundamental error in City

If you give him Arsenal's wingers, he will say Oxlade, Walcott and Podolski are the problem

If you give him Manure, he will say the problems are caused by Ashley Young, Januszaj and Valencia.

Actually, which team in the Prem is more equipped on the wings than Chelsea?

It's just ninny ranting based on his warped view of the game.


We will win the league, everybody calm down.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 5:15pm On Dec 28, 2014
We are ontop the league. Nothing cause am. We played well so can't fault the boys.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 5:13pm On Dec 28, 2014
nateevs:
Absolute garbage. Starting with Schurrle was a monumental mistake.

Unfortunately, even though I wanted Willian to come in for Andre, he (Willian) is just one strange player. Forvall of his ability, he just doesn't do anything.

I spent the summer shouting about how we have a massive weakness on the flanks, folks were trying to prove to me that we could win the league without Hazard.

Going into the season with Willian, Schurrle and Salah as our wingers was a huge error.
It's when nigga make statement like this you start to question his sanity.

So you mean, you look at the whole Chelsea team and you think not buying wingers is the fundamental error of the summer?

Somebody send this nigga to Yaba left abeg.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 4:59pm On Dec 28, 2014
Just wish these niggas will forking shoot sometimes

Anyway no be for lack of trying
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 4:55pm On Dec 28, 2014
Thunder fire Luis
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 4:17pm On Dec 28, 2014
Dats a clear pen
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 4:13pm On Dec 28, 2014
Dis mumu ref dey blow instead of playing advantage
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 4:09pm On Dec 28, 2014
It's not a game for Schurrle. He's a counterattacking winger. There's no space for him.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 3:51pm On Dec 28, 2014
Great ball from Fabrepass.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 3:51pm On Dec 28, 2014
Hazaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarddddd!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 3:50pm On Dec 28, 2014
Felipe Luis a defender? Mscheeeew!
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 10:04pm On Dec 27, 2014
GIYAZZ:
I was born in the year 1998.

How old were you then? I mean when Rockword Church choir guys dey carry you go studio??
I was 13 in 1996. I was with a Gospel Group called Soundmindz. Na me be the rapper for the group, everybody else dey sing.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 9:59pm On Dec 27, 2014
GIYAZZ:
I'm 16 cool
I recorded my first track 1996. I no think say dem born you sef. Na Rockword church choir guys for PH dey carry us youngsters dey go studio back then.
Rap Battles › Re: King Of Poet (quarter-finals Fixtures) by Ibime(m): 8:25pm On Dec 27, 2014
ElymaxCray:
he snubs alot...
So he had been seeing all his mentions about him being a judge in this tourney yet he couldnt say a thing.
It's extremely bad.
He shoulda at least said he won't be chanced...
Na you sabi. I no get your time jor . . . for example I dont check my mentions. When I log on NL, I go straight to Chelsea thread then FFR. Whoever calls my name outside those two threads is likely to get missed.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 8:21pm On Dec 27, 2014
Chelsea have announced the permanent transfer of Torres to Milan

This is to enable Milan to loan him to Atletico.

Tag:

Raumdeuter
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 7:57pm On Dec 27, 2014
Quick free. . . .

Niggas will need Heimlich manoeuvres/ when I make em fly through the louvres/
Gang of Apes claiming Ceaser. . . . so I knife em with Brutus/
I sight em with lugers/ then let the shooter spray/
If I ain’t cool with 'Jay'/ . . . . I’ll attack his wife with wild dogs. . . and 'keep the wolves at Bey'!/
My Christmas wish for biters. . . . is tooth decay/ plus root disease/
I’m just making conversation. . . but wind dies down. . . when I shoot the breeze/
Doro brain. . . I got two degrees/ so loser’s freeze/ before my luger squeeze/
I shoot a Greek. . . .first 'I kill his ten dons'. . . . then remove his knees/
Guns enact repercussion/ My Berretta’s Italian and Kalashni is Russian/
Masters discussion/. . . . I’m pushing half-baked graduates. . . .back in the oven!/
I bang the percussion/ cos y’all handle it wrong/
I nail a nigga lips shut. . . . if we go at it 'hammer and tongs'!/
Flow for what?. . . . I got bigger rank/ A shark in a fishing tank/
So much liquid cash. . . . I deposit. . . .at the river bank!/
While y’all run in rags/ I’m riding equines and hunting stags/
Y’all punches? . . . ugly hags!/ Mine. . . beautiful . . . stunning jabs!/
When my pistol flares/ they gon mend him at the docs. . . like ship repairs/
I break furniture over nigga's heads . . . when I'm sharing Christmas cheer!/
I shift through gears/ without pressing the clutch/
Kill goalkeepers with bullet headers. . . . when I 'fire nod'. . . like I rep for the 'Dutch'/
Niggas upset with my watch/ cos shít shining/
plus the gun make y’all 'young boys burn'. . . with Swiss timing/
Jake the Snake with the King Cobra/ 'Desert Eagle' in the holster/
Translation . . . . I’m Cocoa beware . . . with that bird on my shoulder /

Over. . .
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 5:55pm On Dec 27, 2014
Season's greetings all. . . . .I just dey trawl through my files this period and come across some of my tracks from 2003 and even one from 1999. . . . still sounds dope so I thought I'd share. . .


Another nigga died today (2003)
http://www.hulkshare.com/r697yq9e8pog


Uplift yourself feat. Fundamental (2003)
http://www.hulkshare.com/yctnh8nssd8g


Perfect Ignorance (2003)
http://www.hulkshare.com/vxlyab4tp3b4


Spitzofrenik compilation (1999)
http://www.hulkshare.com/2t30wlro6ijk
Rap Battles › Re: King Of Poet (quarter-finals Fixtures) by Ibime(m): 8:49pm On Dec 26, 2014
Add me for judges jare.

The group stage was too long hence I said I would start following the tournament from the knockout stages onward.

Let that be the last time una organise tournament with group stage abeg. Boys no get that kain time.

Meanwhile, the best verse I read in the group stage was FYH (I only read a handful admittedly). Surprised he is not in the quarters.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by Ibime(m): 8:06pm On Dec 26, 2014
mencade4:
no go try am oooo....last week wey i dey manage 43 and una dey enjoy 80 i no delete my yeam ooo......now wey my turn don reach u want go delete ur team? No way! U must finish the season.
Did your captain score negative points?

I chose a very good team, everyone performed reasonably (Costa, Toure, Siggurdsson, Sanchez and Neil Taylor). It is supposed to be a 70 point week for me but the Gods conspired against me to ensure my captain gives me -4 points and return me to 40 points. Thís is different to you choosing a crap team last week.

I just bought this modafucker thís week with the sole purpose of captaining him, not knowing he is an agent of darkness sent specifically to finish off my season. It is the work of the gods.

I dey delete jor.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by Ibime(m): 7:48pm On Dec 26, 2014
Make dem wire Arsenal. Foolish team.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by Ibime(m): 7:41pm On Dec 26, 2014
Giroud na first class eediot!

Today wey I say make I take risk on Captain differential for the first time this season, he headbutts someone.

The gods are against me.

I dey go delete my team jor!
Politics › Re: Man Cries Out After Customs Auctioned Off His N33m Cargo For N250k by Ibime(m): 7:31pm On Dec 26, 2014
I feel sorry for the guy but he is an eediot.

Who the hell put his life's savings in a container to ship to Nigeria?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by Ibime(m): 7:27pm On Dec 26, 2014
Captain Giroud, please don't fail me now
Celebrities › Re: Photos: Nollywood Stars At Ibinabo Fiberesima's Wedding by Ibime(m): 6:25pm On Dec 26, 2014
kayciano:
Imagine Ateke
Ateke is now a SENIOR CITIZEN..
Ibinabo had to work with Atekes group and other militants to broker a ceasefire some years ago so she could hold a peace concert in Okrika. Ateke is the defacto leader of Okrika so why won't he be there when one of our prominent daughters is getting married? He was the first on the guestlist.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by Ibime(m): 5:47pm On Dec 26, 2014
2 clean sheets wiped out in 2 minutes
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 3:52pm On Dec 26, 2014
nateevs:
Hehehe. I bet Dyabman cannot believe Ramires doesn't play. grin
But Ramires is better than Busquets. Why shouldn't he play? Thunder fire Mourinho!

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