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Laugh now, cry later. I don't need to explain the logistics of why and how I record. Just be rest assured that you will get roasted. I swear by the hair of my chinny chin, I'm about to execute operation total demystification of Bamsyle.

Hehehehehe. . . Someone is obviously rattled. . .hold your fire, I won't be able to record for a week or two. . . I no want make anybody talk say Ibime dey delay cos of fear. As proof Ill be ready to send my written lyrics to an independent umpire latest tuesday to verify this fact

That's the reaction I was expecting . . . Let's have it. . . No 7th grade Your Mama, Your Papa lyrics please. . . Just go to plunder.com and you can upload it

Next week is the real test against Citeh.

I hope CA won't field Mikel/Terry combination. Citeh always do em for pace.

I can't remember the last game Kalou played and didn't score

If Kalou plays half the season like Bendtner, he'll cop 20, and he's not even a striker, more like Arshavin position.

Kalou gets chances other wingers will not dream of latching on to. If he misses some, so be it. Likes of Joe Cole don't have the speed and strength to get in position for half of the chances Kalou gets.

See as DD just dey waste FPL points

Drogba should hurry up and cop me some FPL points jare.

@ Nateevs,

Manure and Arsenal will kill to have a substitute who guarantees 12-15 goals per season. Those are brilliant percentages which could mean the difference between the title and trophylessness.

What do you mean Kalou needs too many chances to score.

You won't find a substitute who takes as many chances as Kalou.

Which headstart? I started on -8 pts and you started on -4pts, yet I still finished 5 points ahead. Otu nne gi.

Another one bites the dust. MEND FC remains the only unbeaten team in the H2H. The only nigga I fear is Kokomaster who I face next week.

DD should have scored that.

Malouuuuuuuuudaaaaa!

One more before half-time

Drooooooooogba!

I expect 5 by half-time and 5 in second half

Malouuuuuuuudaaaa!

Watch, the 10-0 shall come to pass. I need fantasy points. Hehehehe

Ritchboy is an embarassment to his sponsors.

BTW, why did I not keep Berbatov. I tipped him to have a great season but transferred him out couple weeks ago.

Kalooooooooouuuuuuuu!

He scores every time he's given a chance to play.

I expect nothing less than 10-0

Joey was being carried by thoser around him.

I laugh at my Liverpool friends who laughed at me when we gave em Joey for free and took Benayoun for £6m.

Once again, Howie Webb has handed victory to Manure

Who made Bamsyle titan? Everybody say he must be good cos he is cocky but if I give una link to his battle in the rap section, una go laugh.

I will hold this punk accountable to his vain boasting.

Why is it that now Berbatov is shining, Sauron has disappeared.

All the nincompoops who used to argue with Sauron about Berbatov should now apologise in absentia.

Shells actions in Ogoni will be condemned and fined by any right-thinking Judge.

^^^Good question

Ojukwu is simply a political jobber.

^^Thats a tall order. Even Uncle Joe in 14 months at Bayelsa managed to cop two money laundering charges of $13.5m and $55m respectively.

Dede, these people no understand simple English.

I've been following the conversation and you make it very clear that Igbo did not dominate otherwise there would be no need for the first coup.

This raises another question namely, do you believe that the first coup was a deliberate attempt by Ndigbo officers to dominate affairs?

You better pray O'Shea scores tomorrow. I told you Fenibeso always keeps his promise, even if I make 100 transfers.

How market?

Singing Warren G and Nate Dogg. . . "at the Heartbreak Hotel!"

HOOOOOOOW MAAAAAAAAARKET!


Wenger is going crazy. Hehehehehehe

No wonder Arsenal fans compare their players to Messi, when someone like HNIC can proudly ask who is Al-Muhammadi. . . Someone who's dominated ANC for the last few years.

Twitter update:

#Bitchboy crashed his bugatti veyron.

#Mend FC manager caught watching his little brother playing saturday league.

#When asked why he wasn't preparing for Wakawiki, he simple replied "its a walkover"