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@ Eldee,

Don't keep the fans waiting mehn. We know not everyone has easy access to recording materials, but at least try reply so some punks on here would not celebrate your demise. Hehehehehe

I would not argue with the OP. Igbo girls are exceptionally beautiful.

Some thought that mere buying off of militants without addressing the root cause of Niger Delta unrest would quell hostilities. MEND has shown it is not interested in "Presidency" or other half measures. However, if this move was intended to garner publicity, it was ill-advised and would reinforce MENDS reputation as a terrorist group.

I hope all Nlers in Abuja are safe and sound especially Chun Li.

MEND FC would like to distance themselves from the action of MEND. We want all our fans and NFPL followers to note that we are mere footballers and completely independent of the real MEND. Any attempt by MEND to launder their image through MEND FC will be resisted. As a result, we are considering a change of name. Stay tuned for more updates.

This story sounds fishy. Probably planted by political enemies.

@ Beaf, how do you know MEND is rearming at alarming rate?

Henry Okah is one dude I respect. He should knock heads with some enlightened chaps to ensure that the second coming of MEND does not descend into fractious internal feudalism. Infact, I don't think we have brave men of right morals to execute a true freedom fight as Henry Okah would want it.

In terms of sharpest mind though, 4Play is head and shoulders above 99.9999% in terms of intellect.

Mikeansy, FACE and Asha80 are missing from the list.

I do enjoy Dede1's cutting edge wit most of all.

Pure rubbish. I'm sure Alves has more than 40 caps for Brazil, while Winterburn only managed 2.

Just admit that Winterburn is not fit to be considered in Prem all-time 11, not even close.

Its impossible to share 2m bags of rice in one sitting. This whole Naija@50 celebration is just an avenue for Jonathan to launder money for elections. There cannot be more than 50000 bags of rice distributed. If it was 2m bags, every family in Abuja would receive a bag.

15 years for cleaning $5bills to $100bills?

This is colo-mentality. How dare you clone the white mans money?

Useless judge.

Sheer stupidity.

These people are serious o. Jonathan should watch for the assassins bullet.

Nas problem is beats. Niggas like Eldee can't stomach the Nas vibe. Too used to Kanye West cherry pop. As for me, I prefer 1990's Nas cos his choice of beats really suited his delivery back then.

You can't prove conclusively that Vidic, Terry and Rio are better than Hyppia but it is fact that Irwin is better than Winterburn cos Kenny Samson, Stuart Pearce and Graeme Le Saux never let Winterburn see sunlight in the England left-back spot.

chamotex:
The topic didn't ask for United's 11 mate.
I could scrutinize your team and single out S.Hyppia as well but it's your personal choice.
You can only choose one player per postion.
In your team, you went for Bergkamp/Cantona and Zola . . . if you had to choose only one, I could criticize you for leaving the other two out.
If you loved Irwin so much, why didn't you put him in your team?

Sharrap dia! Hyppia is not my personal choice. . . . he really is one of the best centrebacks in the last 18 years. . . you can take that to the bank. . . its not because he plays for unfashionable Finland that you underestimate him. . . ask Dayo how Hyppia taught Bundesliga defenders how to defend last season even at ripe old age of 37. . . Jamie Carragher was a scrub before Hyppia taught him about positional play. . . when I envision what a central defender should play like, I see the likes of Hyppia in my head.

Even goal.com readers voted him in the world team of the decade: http://www.goal.com/en/news/2804/goalcom-player-of-the-decade/2009/12/28/1713063/goalcom-player-of-the-decade-results-position-by-position


Now answer me simple question: Is Nigel Winterburn better than Dennis Irwin?

Nigel Winterburn that cant even shift Graeme Le Saux and Stuart Pearce from England leftback

naijaking1:
If Alabi is making more than 200% of what his predicessor made, then it will be wise to ask whether inflation has risen more than 200% over the same period in one year?

Whats N7m/N5m?

I hope not 200% on your calculator.

I will never hold brief for any bank MD including Alabi. Men of good character are few and far between in Nigerian Business.

chyz:
Hey i keep up with my NL people that's all.

Well you havent kept up enough. . . .I be proud Asa man. . . I dont even know if Asa is part of Ngwa sef, I just dey yarn. hehehehehe

@ Chyz,

You be my creator? Hehehehehe.

Ian Harte is a useless player. The only good thing he had was a great freekick.

Anybody wey compare Harte to Winterburn deserves slappings.

Dennis Irwin on the other hand was a true great, a right-footed left back with pure quality. Winterburn was not regarded up to half of the way Irwin was regarded.

I understand that some Ngwa people turned against Ndigbo during civil war. True or False?

And BTW, why do Northern Igbo always look down on Southern?

Anyway, I don't understand all this Ngwa this, Ngwa that. I be Ngwa man by blood o, and my great grandma is from nearby Etche. What is the link between Ngwa and Etche since I understand that the kidnappers freely traverse both territories. It would seem Ngwa people connect better with their cousins in Rivers State than the Northern Igbo gentrificationists. Hehehehehe

I maintain that Aba is the only place in Nigeria where we have ever come close to industrial revolution. The people there showed serious flair for production of goods from electricals to household items. This kind of production skills and techniques would have been seriously encouraged and given legal avenue in more serious countries like China, but in Naija everything is wasted. I remember that the Nigerian army did encourage some legalisation of Aba made goods by ordering all their boots from Aba. If the people of Aba showed us anything in Nigeria, its that we could become a Japan or China here in Africa. All this talk of Ngwa this, Ngwa that in unprogressive. Name any community in Nigeria which hasn't broken down over the last 30 years. Some just do it faster than others. When the kidnappers were in Rivers, lot of Igbo used to say Ijaw boys done come again, although we maintained that Igbo boys were responsible for most of the inner-city kidnappings in PH. Now e done overhwhelm Aba, na Ngwa turn. Wetin una go talk when Owerri and Anambra inevitably descend into total anarchy as is the inevitable fate of all Nigerian cities?

See the way dem finish me because I put Zola as my third choice no10, meanwhile Chamo and Dyabman put Di Canio and Les Ferdinand respectively, yet nobody yarn.

Chamo, you should slapped as a United fan for putting Winterburn as left-back. Even if you no like Cashley or Evra, have you never heard of Dennis Irwin? All these DSTV boys sef.

jalether:
And that's your only contribution. na wao

Wetin you want make I add. . . .

2 games, 6 points. . .

The only thing left is to check on Kakutas performance which is not impressive. . .

Nice one DBR. . . . some decent metaphors. . . . I particularly like the "engage their minds" and "consummate" entree. . . . many dont appreciate the skill it takes to stay on the same topic or rhymeflow whilst delivering fresh metaphors/punches. . .




Some throwaway lines . . . I might use some of them later to form better rhymes. . . but make I leave them here since DBR say make we show. . .



I spit with sick swagger and verve/ so sit back and observe/

How this kid stammer his words/ when a real rapper emerge/

I heard this faggoty nerd/ spit this, that and the third/

but I bring the real buzz. . . like a big packet of herb/

With every track that I blaze/ I leave rappers amazed/

Spreading sickness to these b@tches like a backpacker with aids/

I leave this faggit amazed/ when I attack with a blade/

so I might slash a little pattern at the back of his braids/

Think you badder than me/ you must be trapped in a dream/

I might even capture ya queen/ after smacking ya team/

Tryna battle with me’s/ as dumb as stealing crack from a fiend/

Whos actually packing a mack in the back of his jeans/

My lines get better/ with age like fine wine or leather/

rip ya chest out and rhyme to ya heartbeat. . . like Nneka!/

Like Aesops fables, I teach you a quick lesson/

Whip you in quicker than six seconds/ leaving this b@tch stressing/

Niggas with all kinds of wackness/ Get silenced like miming actors/

Like violent chiropractors/ I bend ya spine backwards till it fractures/

Spit a rhyme till ya mind collapses/ Alkaline and acid/

leave ya face redder than Margaret Thatchers/

So witness how I rock on the M.I.C/

Its that boy spitting fire from the N.I.G/

All of y'all write wack/

while I make the crowd put their hands up. . . like linesmen signalling offside traps!

Game over. . . . who we got next?

When all this was going on in PH, we told em it was Igbo boys doing the intercity kidnapping, whilst the militants were kidnapping the oil workers. These guys are now spilling into Rivers State from Asa through Etche. Amaechi should please station guns on the border between Rivers and Abia.

Its not do or die, more like Operation Totality.

@WTFniggayoumustbedrinking40swithOE, I no blame DSTV boys. Na those wey begin watch Prem late wey go talk say Zola no carry everybody shine between 96-98. And BTW, I never put him above Bergkamp and Cantona. If he had performed at 96-98 levels over longer period of time, then definitely.

And what did Galacticos win after Maka left? Zilch.

Perez is a fool. He only said that nonsense because he didn't wanna pay Maka more than 20k per week and tried to categorise him as a water carrier. Maka is one of the only central midfielders who does the Kanu drag trick in the middle of a packed midfield and still never loses the ball. Name your best attacking midfielders, Maka has more technique than 80% of them.

Sahara give it to everyone without prejudice. You can't cite Sahara criticism of IBB then ignore Sahara criticism of Ibifaka Jonathan. Sahara goes as far as naming the peeps in the entourage, which indicates decent investigation. Nice to see that Ibifaka has employed a lot of my fellow Okinans though. At least make their families Okrika man enjoy small Presidential Keynesian stimulus. Hehehehe

BTW, no other President has more security concern than Goodluck so the size of his security detail is understandable. I understand that he wears bullet proof vest under his George. Make una check in bowler hat sef, e fit be bulletproof. Hehehehehe.

sleekdot:
The Zola that graced EPL was almost at his twilight,  If a grandpa like Zola makes EPL all time best then Na real wa!!

See person wey dey yarn? I don born again o.

I dont get your point.

In Zolas first season, he was by far the best player in the Prem.

Makalele was also 30 when he came, but you cannot mention DM without calling it "the Makelele position". Infact, I dont know why Maka didnt make my list sef.

Vieira, Bergkamp and Henry were all chased out of Italy but still made the list.

Ginola and Pires were also chased out of France. Cantona is persona non grata in France and was even chased out of Leeds.

Stars of Serie A like Sheva and Veron came in all their pomp and glory and flopped.

Premierleague nonentities like Pique and Forlan for example have also gone the other way and shone.

Meanwhile those like Okocha and Ronaldinho who are persona non grata in Paris have moved on to become real stars in other leagues.

All that matters is how the player settles in. Zola will always be a legend, and had he come to UK earlier, he would definitely collect no10 from Bergkamp and Cantona.