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hehehehe. . . . Nairaland is scandalous.  

Can someone please SUMMARISE this whole thing for me.

A whole Ndigbo like Platinumk falling for cheap scams?  

Lawdamercy!!!  

WTF?

I have just seen the video on youtube. Priceless comedy!!!

The Opara compound of Umuduruebo Ugiri-ike in Ikeredu should be ashamed of their daughter.

Useless woman!

I guess the difference here is the difference between a "rappers' rapper" and a "people's rapper".

Those wey get the ear to study the thing know say it would take years to reach Mode 9's level of mastery. Da Grin's flow on the other hand can be mastered in 2 years from scratch.

Someone held up "Pon Pon Pon" as an example of a killer flow, which it is sonically. . . . but if you deconstruct that flow bar by bar, its pretty basic. Its no different from 50 Cent flow on his collabos with Game. . . .

Krayola:
na im be dis. E be like say i go try finish am

http://www.plunder.com/Eye-dey-strong-mp3-download-c6f816d143.htm

Loving it!!!

Oya finish the track make we hear. . .

These new backpack HipHop fans na wa o. . . . how can one say that Modenine stole MI's style?. . . . does MI own the style originally?

hehehehe. . . . . I had a little time left when I went to record "Maestro" so I quickly slapped some old verses together on some other type shyte. . . . was waiting for the vocals to be mixed unto the beat. . . anyway, its been mixed. . . . not the best, but. . . .



Ibime presents Struggle. . . .

http://www.plunder.com/Struggle-download-4d95ac77b7.htm

@ Dayo,


Abeg just helep me transfer Lamps out of your team. . . . I know hes gonna cop a hattrick next week, and I cant afford him.


@ Lalabizzle,

I am counting on you to handle business against Kokomaster next week. . . .one transfer tip. . . just add Rooney to your team this gameweek!

I just stumbled across this thread. . . . this should be used as an example of "When blogging goes wrong!"

michael777:
Does anyone agree with this interpretation? M777

No. . . . Nonsense and Ingredients! 

The eschatologists would have us believe that the ten horns on the beast signify the ten founding members of the European Union. They believe that the European Union will one day wage war against Israel.

Now you are telling us that the 10 horns signify ten Arab nations or whatever. . . .


There will always be stochastic events which can be interpreted as fulfillment of prophesy. . . . .many a charlatan has capitalised on such events, including the most well known charlatan, Nastradamus. . . . Everybody wants to be a Professor in a subject which is not a science. . .

Thank you Spuds! I was scared of what dem noisy neighbours would do if they get into the UCL.

CBN gives us a conservative estimate that there are N1trn worth of toxic assets in our banks. Most informed analysts believe the AMCON bill should provision for closer to N2trn.

With N2trn of toxic assets out of a total deposit base of N3.91trn (and banking sector marketcap of only N2.5trn), some people still believe that this crisis is manufactured.

@ Drogba/Rooney situation,


If they both end on the same no of goals, they get to share the golden boot.

@ topic,

If no be Ivanovic, then who?

dayokanu:


http://www.goal.com/en/news/3069/goalcom-club-player-of-the-season/2010/05/04/1907717/goalcom-special-who-is-bayern-munichs-player-of-the-season

SHoe get size, Okrika get quality

As an Okrika man, I am inclined to agree!!!

dayokanu:
BTW what is this deal worth? If you settle me wella, I would pack my team with Portsmouth players and make 11 transfers before the game

Name your price. . . . or we can do favour for a favour. . .

Oga DK,

I hope you will come to arrangement with me next week.

Since you have failed to deal with Kokomaster this week, e be like say you want be Kingmaker by defeating me next week.

Tell me your mind regarding next week, make we come to agreement.

Genuflect:
Ofoka, I've recorded the track. I went the path of a conscious concept. Anyway, check it out
http://www.plunder.com/So-Dark-download-54985e31ee.htm
Shout out to TinTin who mixed the track

Now, thats what Im talking about. . . . .good flow, good multi's, good lyrics and good production!!!


Who is in charge of managing this project sef? Someone needs to sit up.

Our current budget is N4.07trn or $27bln. . . did you say we need $190bln for infrastructure alone?. . . . hehehehe. . . . that would take forever. . . . . even out of the $27bln sef, $20bln of it will be stolen.

This is further proof that IBB is not in control of the PDP machinery, hence he is building bridges with AC and APGA.

As for Ojukwu, he has found his role in National politics, which is to act as a rebel. Ojukwu did take the heat off Abacha in the East in the aftermath of June 12. . . . and it is not unknown for him to form some funny non-democratic alliances. Abi una done forget say him be soldier? Esprit de Corps!

Even if the story is true sef, I gbadun the guy. . . . abi the chick no fine?. . . ride on Obama!!!

Congratulations Dayo. . . we sef dey wait your congratulations!!!

YES!!!!


We're back on top!

Thank you DD, Lampard, and thank you Steven Gerrard!!!

Congratulations to the boys and congratulations to Miroslav Stoch for securing the Dutch title as well.

To top it all off, Crystal Palace stay in the Championship.



Its such a perfect day. . . .

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[size=20pt]LAMPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/size]

F'ucksake, that was a pen.

We need to bring Belletti on for Ballack. I can see a red card coming cos he doesnt have the legs to check the breaks from the Liverpool midfield.

babaearly:
Theres one funny thing about Drake in all his videos, the way he sways from side to side makes him look so retard.

Dont mind the punk. . . .nugga looks like he got 2 left feet, thats why he makes dem dumb movements in his videos.


@ Topic,

Very dissapointed with Drake's new single "Over".

J. Cole will take it there with Drake.

I heard a joke yesterday. . . Abramovic offers Rafa Beitez £1m to throw the game against Chelsea. . . Rafa replies "No way, we'll play our usual game". . . to which Abramovic responds "Thats good enough for me. I get what I want, and I still get to keep my £1m.". . . .

There is no stochasticity in the polity.

Jonathan's machine is in full swing, and he will definitely run in 2011.

First of all, he's trying to grab a hold of PDP so that the machinery will select him for 2011.

Ogbulafor is being hounded by the PDP reform forum and is to be replaced by Sam Egwu, a pro-OBJ/Jonathan candidate. . . remember that Ogbulafor beat OBJ to the chairmanship of the PDP thanks to machinations by Yaradua and Saraki.

Bankole is being flushed out to grab control of the House of Reps.

Ibori (and all his dollars) are being chased to stop him deploying his considerable resources against Jonathan.

EFCC is all over Sylva in Bayelsa, trying to checkmate him from posing a threat.

Iwu has been sacked. . . and will be replaced by someone just as bad.

Sanusi is under threat. . . money must flow to the plutocrats and oligarchs ahead of the election.

The OBJ/Danjuma/Jonathan machine is in full swing.


Only two spanners remain in the works. . . 


IBB, who seems to be out of sync with the incumbent powers that be. . . his dalliance with Oshiomole shows that he is not in control of PDP.

Yaradua's kitchen cabinet. . . . Saraki, Northern Governors Forum etc. . . they are becoming less of a factor with Aondaoka and the FEC no longer able to do their bidding. . . however Jonathan will not dare go after them like he is going after Sylva, Ibori etc. . . that may inflame tensions in the North.

Atiku is not a factor at present, neither is Duke or anyone else.

naijamini:
This was the entire aim of luring people like Prof. Soyinka and Tai Solarin - "the trouble makers" - to his stolen government, so he could tarnish them.

Prof Tam David West springs to mind.

BlueDiva:
Personally i look 10yrs younger than my real age.

hahahahaha. . . . dont flatter yourself. . . na Oil of Olay cause that one, abi na black soap from village wey dey keep you fresh and young? 

BlueDiva:
I don't know the theory behind it but Africans manage to perform well even in their mid 30s.

Na lie oh. . . abi na jazz?

Whether you are black, white or yellow, your heartrate will decrease with age, thereby decreasing your volume of oxygen intake.


DD is really 32, thats why he's still performing. . . as for Essien, he will be finished by 30 like all other African players who falsify their age.

Here's DD as a kid in France. . . you would soon tell me he is 15 years old in that picture. . .

Sanusi was one of the only decent guys in the Y'aradua administration. . . .someone had said that you cannot change the banking industry without changing the political industry of Nigeria. . .make dem do wetin dem dey do. . . . we just dey siddon look. . . . we will be back to the same thing in a few years time. . .

BlueDiva:
BlueDiva's age estimate.

DD. . .36
Kalou. . .33
Mikel. . .33
Eboue. . .36
Sagna. . .33
Toure. . .35
Eto'o. . .34
Utaka. . .37
Kanu. . .38
Jay jay. . .43

Are you trying to say that African man lasts longer?. . . . please no bring scientific debate come here. . . . all men shall start to decline from 32 onwards. . . even the best of the best like Zanetti, Cafu, Roberto Carlos etc cannot be effective past 38.


DD = 32
Eto = 32
Eboue is no older than 29.
Kolo Toure is no older than 31
Sagna is born in France


For all Nigerians, Cameroonians and Ghanains, add 5 years minimum. . . . I cant remember the last Nigerian, Ghanaian or Cameroonian player that was effective past 30 except those with links abroad from an early age.

hehehehe. . . .

So are you saying DD was 9 years old when his parents smuggled him in claiming to be 5?. . . . a big boy like DD at 9 years old would already look 13. . . . besides, you think a parent would smuggle him in and cut his age at the tender age of 5 just because he might become a footballer 15 years down the line?


Stop yarning nonsense abeg. . .