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make una no start for here o. . . . these are the same bars Ive been dropping in text battle section. . . . I appreciate all the same. . .

Yes, Im in!

Oya, who's the first opponent to face the wrath of Umkhoto we Sizwe?

Umkhoto we Sizwe have just announced that Ibime Malema will be taking charge of the team for the 2010 World Cup in South Africa. . .

[quote author=na_so link=topic=455866.msg6147189#msg6147189 date=1275595098]Do you see players though registered but cant make first team in the UCL?

Portuguese league is a more skillful league than french league and if he could not make a single appearance in an average club in france, then ma guy i no get hope say the guy go even see bench for portugal.[/quote]You hit the nail on the head. . . . Echiejile cannot hold down regular spot in Braga. . .

PapaBrowne:
Investors are getting excited again about Nigeria. Such a relief. The new economic team headed by Aganga is inspiring immense confidence! I'm more than excited. This is my area of expertise. I bet you (if this is for real), then it is just the beginning. Thank God Sanusi has been caged.

This guy is a grade one comedian!

@tkb. . . . abeg save me a space in both leagues. . . . these buggers no want send me activation email so I no fit activate my team just yet.

Walcott would forever regret the day he decided to go for Euro Under 21 Championship despite Wenger begging him not to go. . . . he has never been the same since he disgraced himself at that tournament. . .

Lyrics to the above. . . .




The road is narrow/ but my foes are cold and shallow/ so Im loading barrels/
My bow and arrow. . . broke ya bone and exposed the marrow/
Im Moses, Pharoah/ A chosen Afro. . .
Known for composing holy carols/ with the soul of a sparrow/
Behold my apparel/ It’s fit for a King/
When Im singing a hymn/ The wisdom I bring. . .
. . rock ya boat. . . like full masts. . .  with a shift in the wind!!/
If my verse dont glisten and bling, nigga listen again!/
. . . pay heed to the scripture within/. . . let in sink in ya skin!/
I don’t care if you live in the gym/ with muscles ripped to the lim/
Ill give you a blistering fist to the chin/ thatll condition ya peripheral vision to spin/
I’ll flip in a min/ and draw ya blood with the prick of a pin/
. . . then deliver ya limb. . . in a ribbon. . . as a gift to ya kin!/
The position I’m in/ is to manoeuvre my troops/ in pursuit of the loot/
Y’all calculate ya money. . . but I supercompute!/
I spit truth in the booth/ though Im rude and uncouth/
Faggits scooping his poop/ cos this dude is a fruit. . .  and a loser to boot!/
I blame his gay parents/ his fans stay jeering/
. .  while Im raising the roof. . . like walls. . . thats weight bearing/
My pace searing/ cos Im moving at speeds that you couldn’t place gear in/
. . .not unless you wanna break ya steering!!!/


You think your mate is caring/ and you make the greatest pairing/
You space staring. . . at work , wondering how her day faring/
Quite romantic!/ but you’d be hype and frantic/ with ya face flaring/
If you could see me at your place, tearing . . .the lace she’s wearing!!!/
I fight with the spirit of a great Barbarian/
Racist Aryans/ flee when I make an appearance/
Im space peering/ communicating with Aliens
And they tell me the date of invasions nearing/
They need me make a clearing/ but first I need to take the bearing/
That’s the danger that I place this sphere in/
Cos Im homicidal for real. . . and Im way past the stage of caring/


Im hearing many snakes in the grass/
Im making bitches Crackle. . . so Im labelled as Brash/
Still, I pose the questions you’re unable to ask/
I can play with the stats. . . . so lets table the facts. . .
You say that Im wack/ but no debate I can rap/
cos. . .  Im off the hook. . . and you were raised on the rack!/
The AK's that I pack/ were made in Iraq/
and I use acidic flows. . . as my base for attack/


I make nations collapse/ when Im going to war/
A blow to ya jaw. . . would put ya phocking dome on the floor/
I put my verses on display. . . so you know that Im raw/
but eyes haven't seen . . .  .what Im holding in store!!/
I could open the door/ but Im too greedy to share/
Im bout to blow this place. . . .like a helium flare/
Im known for blowing weed in the air/
so there's no reason to stare. . . if I ever fall asleep in my chair/
In a season of cheer/ I find no reason to share/
I tax niggas. . .and not even Caeser compare/
I defeat ya career/ so it's me that you fear/
I give birth to ya depression. . . when I breed ya despair!/
I instruct you how to rap. . . and my teaching is clear/
cos niggas  need an e-manual. . . and Jesus is here!!!!/


Phock a back and forth/ I grab a sword/ and slash ya chord/
I flow remote control. . .   standby. . . as I channel thoughts/
My hand was forced/ cos niggas refused to pass the torch/
Y’all faggits softer than Asher Roth getting his salad tossed/
Im a man of war/ you’ll get blown in seconds/
Rappers make bold confessions. . . till Im loading weapons/
I dont entertain gimmicks/ or rappers with lame lyrics/
And my verses are fly. . . cos I spit in plane English!/


Im sick with the nouns/ to the tip of my brow/
Married to rap. . . so every verse I spit is a vow/
Got intelligence that Martians mirror/
Pierce ya heart and liver/ with a dart and quiver/ Pardon mister/
Nigga/ Nigga/ my dogs in the pits/
I stand between the sun and earth . . . and cause an eclipse!/
In a coliseum/ I fought for freedom/
against an all seeing/ horde of demons/ and horned legions/ and defeated em/



Yeah its quite frightening/
I drink white lightning/ to make my night brighten/
We used to fight fair, but now he’s Mike Tyson/
and I like fighting. . . . but now. . . .  I might knife him!/
I fight Vikings/ Pirates and Buccaneers/
I don’t phocking care/ as long as Im tucking flares. . .
. .in my back pocket/ A mack rocket/ make his behind hop it. .
back to his pad. . to shut his door. . . and padlock it!/


Man stop it! You killing em right now/
I think its fair to say they feeling it right now/
I illuminate minds with the lyrics that eye drop/
Cos when the light stops/ the blind get led by a Cyclops/
My raps ignite/ when I fracture mics/
bring wax to life/ even under candlelight/
If You aint feeling the fact, I got the bragging rights/
Then go phock yourself like a hermaphrodite/


My mic devour/ At the righteous hour/ when I fight the power/
Dropping bombs. . . . like Dwight Eisenhower!/
They better hide and cower/ when Im gripe and sour/
‘fore I strangle em. . . and dangle em. . . from the Eiffel Tower!/
Im the hardest trooper/ sparking Buddha/ and massaging hooters/
Sharper than the shooter. . . that martyred Martin Luther/
I process Mathematical steps like Cauchy-Euler/
And I always bring The Final Solution. . . like Nazi Fuhrers!/
They say Im Moctezuma/ Greatest ruler/
I tutor/ women on the Karma Sutra. . .like Jacob Zuma!/
Orally. . . you claim seniority. . . but rap horribly/
So morally. . .  . my superiority. . . gives me authority!/
I rap zanier/ and attract mass mania/
From fans that pack stadia. . .from Arabia to Tazmania!/

Krayola, you no well mehn. Why you dey submit unfinished version. . .

Anyway, that wasnt the only thing I recorded over the weekend. . . . I had to do my own version of Jay Electonica's Exhibit C. . . . its 102 bars, made up entirely of verses I've dropped in the text battles section over the months. . . . not sure about the quality of the mic though, I can supply lyrics if need be. . .


Ibime presents Exhibit D. . . .

http://www.plunder.com/Exhibit-D-download-5cb7a98577.htm

Krayola, abeg check your email. . . .

It was a decent programme jare. . . . the King in the title prolly refers to the boys ancestry rather than his level of wealth. . . .

Yeah bwuoy! Im winning this!

Which injury are they talking about? Anichebe has been holding first team shirt at Everton for the past 4 months.

All No Limit album covers from late 90's and early 2000's

Akolawole:
1) Thats NOT true. Only Micah Richards came into equation and even NON-chelseans knew why at that time. Why cant you just say he want to buy Abdulahi Alahusa?

hehehehehe. . . . I would leave you to do the research yourself. . . . RA personally pulled the plug on Dani Alves deal. JM asked for Defoe/Villa and Richards in January 2007. JM spent £180m in 04 and 05. . . . all these are facts. . .

The airlines already cannot meet their existing obligations to commercial banks. Aero-Contractors are unable to service their multi-billion loan with Oceanic for example. IMO, CBN is just throwing good money after bad money. Airline business is not profitable.

Afam:
That is the problem with some Nigerians. They find it difficult to analyze issues without sentiments.

Gayigaskia:
Please stop this nonsense, Aganga along with his boss GJ were just at helms of the country barely 5 weeks now and you think they have already made efficient decisions that improved the economy of this nation. Even if you don't like the guy at least give credit where it belongs, Sanusi has at least brought transparency and trust to the Nigerian financial sector

hehehehe. . . . I tire o!

Aviation sector is a loss making sector the world over. Naija airlines in particular die and rebirth every 5 years. Maybe CBN dont want to see their money anymore.

Jose is simply a manager for short term projects. His style of management is unsustainable in the long term.

After spending £180m of Abramovic money in 2 seasons, Jose start pestering him midway through the 3rd season for money to buy David Villa, Jermain Defoe, Micah Richards and Dani Alves. Abramovic simply had to ask him what happened to all the money he had been giving him.

Jose should go and take on a long term project and build a club up properly before I would afford him the respect that I give to the likes of SAF. The best way to start is by not asking for new contract every summer!

How can Lagerback drop Onyekachi Apam, Ike Uche and Anichebe?


This is the problem with lack of continuity in our footie. . . . SiaSia would have known that half the names on that list are useless old men. . . . aluta continue. . . .nonsense!

udezue:
Edoyad, I love your passion but em palestinian issue is not your issue for now.

GBAM!!!

@ topic,


(1.) Sunday Oliseh

(2.) Finidi George

(3.) Rashidi Yekini

Pesin say make you no cross line, you go cross line. Wetin you expect?

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=451130.msg6099717#msg6099717 date=1274914153]Mourinho has been man-managing for almost 10 years. . . .
Can you name me one player Jose picked in his teens, polished, nurtured and turned into a world class player?
I cannot think of ANY.[/quote]"I like players in the final part of their careers. They are players that you buy and you won't recover this money, but if they give you good performances for two or three years you've got your money's worth. Both (Gerrard and Lampard) are great players who always give everything." - Jose Mourinho


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/leagues/premierleague/liverpool/7782135/Jose-Mourinho-overstepped-mark-in-pursuit-of-Steven-Gerrard-says-Phil-Thompson.html

If they are looking for Srna, that probably means Bosingwa medical condition is bad. . . .

£20m for Srna is highway robbery. . . . why not the Dutch version of Bosingwa, Van der Wiel for half that amount.

Whats this Dailymail are talking about JM wants Lamps and Ashley and may even exchange Kaka and Higuain. . . . bring it on boy!!!



@ New financial regulations:

If a club makes loss of £38m and the owner covers that loss, would the club still be penalised?. . . . cos Chelsea is making upward of £50m loss per season. These regulations should only apply to PLC's. Owner can spend what he wants on the club as long as he does not charge it as debt. Thankfully RA has converted all our debt to equity. All through history, rich men have made great clubs. . . . the Morattis made InterMilan, the Cragnotti's made Lazio, the Fiat family made Juventus, Aulas made Lyon etc etc etc. . . . you would not find many Utopian clubs like Barca which were made by their fans.

Maybe he takes after the other side of the family. . . . the description you gave there could well apply to me as a youngster. . . . I used to fight everyday without fail. . . . even at church, I used to bet my shoes on fight. . . I once threw a table knife across the table at my friend when our family was having lunch. . . . this is cos he won a fight we had earlier that afternoon. . . . I must have been 6 years old at the time. . . . but by the time I reached about 8 years old, I had calmed down. . . .

He will most likely outgrow it. . . . some of us were possessed as young children, fighting every 5 minutes. . .

Nsofor


Osaze               Ike Uche                  Obasi


                  Kaita           Ajilore


Echiejile        Shittu           Apam        Odiah


                          Enyeama




Squad members:


Austin Ejide
Dele Aiyenugba
Adefemi
Adeleye
Michael Odibe
Taiye Taiwo
Lukman Haruna
Mikel Obi
Nwankwo Obiorah
Martins
Anichebe
Any other winger

Slick Rick - Adults only

This was the funniest ever track by Slick Rick. . .


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Busta Rhymes & Mystikal - Iz they wildin with us


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Outkast - Return of the G


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