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We always knew Arsenal will drop out the title race over the 4 games where they had to play Villa, Manure, Chelski and Liverpool. By next week, we will put the nail in the coffin. Wenger will then rue his decision to field weaklings in the FA Cup.

Another trophyless season beckons for gayyners.

@ Bitchboy and others, repeat after me:

Nani, Nani, Nani, Nani!!!  

HAHAHAHAHA. . . . . Nani may not be Cristiano Ronaldo but Gaynners are DEFINITELY feeling his skills!!!  

HAHAHAHAHA. . . . . Nani may not be Cristiano Ronaldo but Gaynners are DEFINITELY feeling his skills!!!

Lagosians must resist all attempts by Tinubu to take Lagos back to the dark ages.

effex:
and i aint in waffi. dude, u so ignorant/
talkin bout visas, ha! silly illegal immigrant!/

Your lies are regrettable/ You never left Waffi. . . nigga, my spies checking you/
You never been in a plane. . . unless you 2-Dimensional!/

Stop dissing bro/ Look at the sh@t you wrote/ It really isn’t dope/
I aint Gary Coleman. . . but my cane. . .will give you Different Strokes!!/

So shut ya mouthpiece/ Ya arms too short to box. . . so you shout peace!/
Ya punches not in my range. . . so like evangelists. . . they out reach!/

He’ll get sparked with a tool/ cos Im too heartless and cruel/ to pardon this fool!/
The only good joints he made. . . was in carpentry school!/

I don’t rate E/ I’ll disgrace E/ or whatever the case be/
His rhymes don’t make the earth quake. . . so why should I hate E?/

@ topic,

MEND must have been studying the new military capability of the JTF and reinforcing their own capabilities all this while.

There was never a ceasefire, MEND just needed breathing space to re-arm themselves. They always knew FG was insincere in its intentions, therefore they were only playing for time. Remember that when it seemed that most MEND fighters had fled to the Government side, Okah tried to keep the momentum going by instituting an Urhobo Revolutionary Army who carried out an attack right in the middle of the amnesty period.

If Gbomo is making this announcement now, best believe that there are one or two attacks already planned.

Abeg make we hear word jare. Haruna is a colossal dissapointment in attitude and application. His sort of player should never be let near the Super Eagles team.

Africans place little value on human life.

Issa Hayatou is an animal

The boys were sluggish today.

Maybe they were affected by Terry wahala.

BTW, Terry is a despicable human being. Bloody gambler and alcoholic. We should have sold him to Citeh when we had the chance. Which player will take their family to go and hang out with Terry now? FFS, Wayne Bridge was more than just a teammate, he was prolly Terry's best friend @ Chelsea. They used to gamble together, drink together and they even used to go on holiday together with their girlfriends. . . and whats even worse, the chick is Wayne Bridge's baby mother! What of kind ill-disciplined fella is this John Terry? Wayne Bridge has said he never wants to be selected for England again whilst JT is in the squad. How will morale be affected in the England and Chelsea changing rooms?

We forgave him his gambling, drinking, his mom and pops sordid affairs, his games of brinksmanship and greedyness over new contracts. . . . and we even forgave him for charging money for tours of the Chelsea training ground. . . . but what he has done now totally goes against the G code!

dayokanu:
You mean the mechanics of slurping seminal fluids is your favourite? You should know that Bernoulli equation only works for non viscous fluid which semen is not.

I dont know. . . the seminal fluids Debo be slurping have very low sperm count. . . they might be inviscid!

eldee:
Ibime . . . where's my verse??
I'll pen lines to murk you guys if you don't gimme sumn now

I got a quick verse. . . nothing special. . . whats the email address again?

Quick one. . . .



Horror emits/ from the face of foes. . . when the sword’s in my grip/
I been cautioned in writs/ and placed under orders to spit/
The law is a b*tch/ but I perform. .as the court would permit/
I stand halfway between the sun and earth. . . and cause an eclipse!/
The horizon is on my radar/ cos Im rising like water vapour/
A fornicator/ devising sordid capers/ with wives of morbid haters/
You oughta be racing and pacing/ cos ya daughter be tasting my raisin/
I slaughter with water.  . . by forcing ya face in a basin!/
I torture these singers/ and fist whores with three fingers!/
I make her come. . .  when I caress Ma(Quaresma). . .  like Portuguese wingers!/
If the thought of beef lingers/ then you better reconcile/
before a sharp weapon projects a smile/ on the neck of ya second child!/
My tech defiles/ any crab testing/ or half stepping/
cos soon as I blast the weapon/ battles never last a second/
I hope his verse is a last confession/ cos he’s dead meat!/
I shoot his legs while he’s dancing. . . now he got lead feet!/

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=362333.msg5412657#msg5412657 date=1264796077]U cannot teach a gorilla to solve calculus. [/quote]Actually, I've heard that Debo is quite competent at applying Taylor Series to solve Partial Differential equations such as Navier Stokes.   

Niggas are used to chatting sh@t. Presently the player with the most potential play like Ronaldo is Eden Hazard of Lille.

Nani had the potential to clone Ronaldo, cos he got the same dribbles and moves.

Mugu like Ritchboy talking about Messi. Messi was already established since 2006 and was a great player in his own right. Why should we talk about Messi having potential to be like Ronaldo? Messi is Messi. Abi you think Messi wasnt already one of the best 2 years ago?

In 2002, I was the first nucca to say that Ronaldo had the potential to be the new Luis Figo. Infact he surpassed Luis. Same way, we can say Nani had the potential to be like Ronaldo 2 years. . . and maybe still does.

Simao Sabrosa was supposed to be the next Figo, Babel the next Henry, and Nasri the next Zidane. Now we can say Toni Kroos is the new Ballack, Ozil is the new Hassler etc etc etc. . . .its only natural to compare young players to their predecessors!


What does Debosky know about footie? I refuse to answer his litigious claims about Ancelotti having the elixir of youth. I only posted an article from timesonline and did not make any arguments in favour of, or against the article.

There are numerous instances where we can point to Debosky sciolism in footie matters, but its best left for another day. One thing is for sure, when Im discussing footie from any era from the 1990's to date, Debo better not proffer opinions cos we will disgrace him!  ;

I see that the gaynners are closing ranks to protect Adeballz! 

As for ma critique of Drogba, it is natural to assume that a 31 year old player whose fitness drops will never regain his old level of fitness. I dare the liars to pull up a single quote where I said Drogba is finished. All I said is that he has lost his physical abilities. Now he is fitter, but go and check Chelsea matches from 2005, then come back and tell me Drogs has the same stamina as back then.


Also, me are talk say RVP cannot be relied to play on the wings for a full season in a 4-3-3. . . . surprise, surprise, he is not playing on the wings (where Debosky expected him to play). Now hands up if you expected RVP to fill the lone striker role this season?


As for Debo, what do you have to say about a geezer who recommends Der Hammer, Thomas Hitzlsberger as a DM for Arsenal just because Myles P said so? Is he having a laugh or what?

Anywhere Im seen discussing footie with knowledgeable fellas, Debo shouldnt put mouth cos I will expose his charlantry. 

@ Dr Kit,

Lets face it. . . Debosky is a media LovePeddler. . . he has no opinion apart from the 'reigning' opinion. . . I dont know why nuccas even listen to that fool. . .

Imagine Adeballz praying that Diaby is fit for Chelsea game "cos he is essential" to the team. . . rewind just 6 months and hear the bunkum he was spitting about Diaby.

He told us Dudu is better than Ade. . . . .performances however show that we should reverse Dudu's name from Dudu to u dud!

I told the punk before Toure was sold that Toure is a rubbish defender and that Vermaelen may be the much needed "house nigga" in the Arsenal defence. . . mugu was arguing, only to turn round 6 months later and concede that Toure is a -1.

Finally, can you believe this guy would have happily swapped Alex Song for Salomon Kalou a year ago, when Wenger was interested in Kalou?

Thank God for the fullness of time. We can now see that most of Adeballz analysis is utter tripe!

Cristalz:
Never o. No extra cash was budgeted for ransom.  .  .our finances are not as hefty as the Anglican archbishop's.

hehehehe. . . . broke nuccas dont get kidnapped in Yenogoa. . . dont flatter yourself! 


[quote author=~Borat~ link=topic=373612.msg5406296#msg5406296 date=1264713188]On the other hand, mend is being booted out of the cup this week. If that doesnt happen, i'll donate 150pts to chamo fc[/quote]You've been saying this since Gameweek 18. . . . when MEND FC doesnt get knocked out next week, Im kicking you off the fantasy league 


[quote author=~Borat~ link=topic=373612.msg5406296#msg5406296 date=1264713188]@Lampard,
If you want score braces and hattricks till the end of the season, i aint paying that ridiculous price for you! [/quote]Lamps is gonna join my team over the next 3 weeks. . . it requires a lot of sales for me to get him, and point penalties are something I cant afford whilst Im still the Fantasy Cup, so I will take my time to arrange my squad so that we can receive him at the appointed time . . . . it is pertinent to note that the only team that has Lamps, Reptilez FC is the form team of the moment.

eldee:
Oh poo!!! I didn't know that!!!!!
I made two transfers already . . . fuc[i]k[/i]ing hell!!!!

This is just wrong . . . dude, I'll give it to you, that's one more game I've lost to transfers.

Please dawg. . . .man up. . . what the fluck you make transfers for if not to give yourself the best chance of collecting points from the next gameweek. . . .me sef, I never make transfer?. . . . I can see you are making excuses already. . . of course, MEND FC must seem too formidable for Eldee FC hence your decision to b*tch out! 

Cristalz:

Twaz a lucky week.

Gotten up. . .now the issue is staying up.

S'up girl. . . long time, no see. . . .when is Reptilez FC paying a visit to the Yenogoa township stadium? 

[quote author=na_so link=topic=386914.msg5405407#msg5405407 date=1264704181]How can nwaneri score 6.5?his poor alertness caused the ghana goal[/quote]Nah bruv. . . Echiejile caused the Ghana goal. . . he was the one marking Gyan. . . Nnwaneri was marking the front post, and Gyan came at him from his blind side. . . he had no time to react. . . at best, I can criticise him for not putting his arms out to stop anyone running across him from his blindside. . . but Echiejile was Gyan's principal marker. . .



[quote author=na_so link=topic=386914.msg5405407#msg5405407 date=1264704181]Mikel should have scored high as his through pass freed up our strikers for one-on-one on at least 2 occasions.[/quote]Ma critique of Mikel is about the pace of his game. . . he dictates the style of Naijas play, which is why we often fall into this lackadaiscal trap of playing football like God will come down and score a goal for us eventually. . . .Mikels slowness is not a function of his speed, but the speed of his passing. . . Kanu is slow as well, but he ensures the transition between midfield and attack is fast with quick incisive passes. . . on the other hand, it is too easy for opponents to read Nigerias game when Mikel is our playmaker. . .  Mikel can only be employed in a deeper position alongside Kaita. . . nothing else.

In all honesty, the blame for this defeat lies with the forwards rather than the manager. . . . Odemwingie was infected by messiah complex. . . instead of passing the ball, he wants to shoot from impossible angles and distances. . .also, for all those saying the Ghana goal was Nnwaneris fault are wrong. . . .Naija play a mix of zonal and man-to-man marking. . . .Nnwaneri was marking the near post. . . . Echiejile was the one marking Asamoah Gyan. . . and he let him run free. . .

That said, Echiejile played a good game. . . Kaita's performance was also 9/10.


Enyeama - 6/10 (Had nothing to do)
Echiejile - 7/10 (Very composed on the ball, very hardworking. Failed to track Gyan for the goal)
Shittu - 6.5/10 (Poor passing and touch, but good organisation)
Nnwaneri - 6.5/10 (Nothing really special and nothing bad either)
Yusuf - 7/10 (Very poor touch, but had the energy to support the attack and also drop back)
Kaita - 9/10 (One man wrecking crew)
Ayila - 8/10 (Performed honourably)
Mikel - 6/10 (Slows the game down too much, bad freekicks and corners)
Odemwingie - 3/10  (Woeful lack of composure, also didnt track Sarpei at all)
Obasi - 5/10  (Only came alive in the last 20 minutes)
Martins - 5/10  (Stretched the defence, but the ball never dropped kindly for him)


Subs:

Nsofor - 4/10 (Very disaapointing. Did not make a single difference)
Yakubu - 4/10 (Didnt take his golden chance)
Odiah - 3/10 (even his 10 minute cameo shows he is unfit and old)

For how long will Kwara State keep acting like the leper of Yorubaland?

They are behind all Yoruba states on all indices of development. Does this have something to do with 13th century reasoning like the one displayed by these anti-suffrage buffoons?

HA! Looks like Amodu spoke too soon with his rant after the Zambia game.

He is yet to beat any middle-to-top ranking side in a competitive game. Now he has topped it off by losing to Ghana under-20 team. I think that means the sack.

Anyway, I blame the forwards for their poor decision making and lack of composure, especially Odemwingie!

We need to take off Ayila, drop Mikel deeper, and bring on Nsofor, Kanu or Uche to play behind Martins.

The transition between midfield and attack is too slow.

Odemwingies decision making in this match is dreadful.

HA. . . . Muki, just got your PM about your Gambian friend called Terryfic who joined the league. . . Im kicking him out mehn!. . . . no wonder Im in 31st position. . . I thought I should be in the top 30 by now!  



In other news, its a shame MEND FC lost our unbeaten record to the Average score by only 2 points. . . if only I hadnt subbed Bent for Defoe, I wouldnt have lost 4 points and would still have my 100% record.

However, I see none of you crab managers are fitting to challenge MEND FC at the top of the table.

lalaboi:
Am counting on eldee to do his magic Vs mend. . .

So El Gee is the next victim to visit the Yenogoa township stadium?. . . suffice to say, it looks like a regulation 3 points for MEND FC again.


Can someone give me a prize for being the last Nairaland team in the Fantasy Cup?

debosky:
Didn't I say so??

Wenger is keeping his dud strikers while the league slips away - Fabregas cannot score every week, neither can Rozzi.

No one should blame Denilson or any of the defensive players. This is a lack of cutting edge upfront - pure and simple.

Just wait to hear the silly excuses from Wenger after this.

Wenger knows!!!

Yes Sir. . . . MEND FC is once again through to the next round of the Fantasy Cup despite starting on -8 points and having only 9 men on the pitch. . . . can MEND FC be stopped in this Fantasy Cup?  . . . . good question!!!

hahahahaha. . . . your reign on top was short like leprechauns - Notorious BIG

General Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamps!!!

16 goals for the season.

Nateevs, I hope you are watching.  

Nice first half.

More of the same please.

The way we playing at this moment, Drogba cant just walk back into the team oh. . . . nah bruv. . . he has to wait his turn. . . .