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tkb417:
whos biz is it if u send asharvin to lead the line instead of Eduardo

is Eduardo a striker? Yes

Debo will never admit that Dudu is shite.

After all the months spent imposing on Dr Kit that Dudu is 10 times better than Adebayor, he cannot stomach the fact that he was yarning opata. . . once again! 

Even Wenger knows that Dudu cannot lead the line, hence his preference for the midget Arshavin. . . imagine!  Thats a disgrace to any striker worth his salt. Dudu should retire!

Breaking News: Mubz has overtaken Galacticos!

The King is dead. Long live the King!!!




In other news, Debosky FC only copped 51 points this week in a week where most people touched 100 and Reptilez FC even copped 143.

What a bleeping loser!!!

He will never recover from this week. Aw can you concede 70 points to your rivals in one gameweek?

Who are the so-called Christians who perpetrated this act?

They cannot call themselves Christians. . . . . I believe this is just some tribal shiznit between Birams and Hausas.

ching ching. . . . we getting points over here. . . . goodbye Librans. . . .MEND FC marches on!  

Pick any good Northerner like Ribadu, Sanusi et al and they will perform.

Poor leadership is not a genetic trait.

If the same system that produced these Northern leaders also produces Southern leaders, you can be sure the Southern leaders will also be good for nothing.

What we need the North to do is to stop opposing constitutional reform and allow us to put power back in the hands of the people, strengthen institutions and apply the rule of law indiscriminately. . . then we wont have to worry about where our President is from.

hmmmmm. . . . ONE Nigeria. . . here we go again.

mystikal:
I'm thinking that was everybody's fate.

Muki 106 - Ibime 63. hmmm, I don trip o

Dont trip. . . its actually 66 for me after my non-playing staff have been substituted. . . like I said, thats 35 points. . . a brace from Rooney and clean sheets from Evra and Evans will take me clear. . .

eldee:
Now my problem is not those ones, it's the ones that are flown in from say France or sumn . . . these ones are the Barazites and Owusu Abeyes.
My point is, if you're going to bring in three youth player many of which we have to pay compensation for, they need to be top-notch.
It doesn't make any economic sense to bring in players that are not wonderkids. . .

Wenger signs prospective talents. . . some will come through, some will not. . . Barazite for example is brilliant technically. . .  his problem is that of physical and mental adaptation to top-flight football. . . you cannot buy wonderkids like Fabregas and expect him to improve by playing him alongside Joe Bloggs from Leytonstone. . . you need the Barazites to keep the youth team competitive. . . infact, even Fabregas was never a "wonderkid". . . he was playing for Barca's 5th team whilst Iniesta, Crosas and Messi were already playing for Barca B and Barca C. . . he left cos he was underappreciated, not cos he was a "wonderkid".

Any player you bring in for lets say £500,000 compensation will pay that back even if he doesnt make it at Arsenal. . . . Aliardiere was sold for £3m, as was Owusu-Abieyie. . . clear profit. . . they pay themselves off. . . meanwhile those who are not "top prospects" like Clichy and Song who were copped for like £500,000 a piece may well go on to make it and increase their value hundredfold. . .

Which kain plastic surgery this woman dey do sef. . . she better respect herself o. . .

@ Ruudie,

That must be the clean version of Carlos' Tevez's rant which you posted up there.

Here's the unedited version:



"My celebration was directed at Gary Neville. He acted like a complete boot-licker when he said I wasn't worth 25m just to suck up to the manager. I don't know what the hell that idiot is talking about me for. I never said anything about him."

"I was at lunch with the players in the team hotel and all the papers were laid out. My team-mates were telling me about it and asking what I thought. And I wondered to myself: what's the slowpoke talking about me for when I never said anything about him."

After the mini league has been applied and the two qualifying teams selected, the loop is closed and the winner selected. If it was an algorithm, it would have already churned out a result. . . that result being Zambia. We cannot go back and apply an earlier loop (Head to Head) rule to place Cameroon over Zambia, because that loop has already been processed earlier and produced no winner.

Hence  Zambia is the rightful winner of the group.


Now to the match on Sunday. . . thank God we didnt draw Tunisia and Cameroon. . . Cameroon are shite. . . their defenders are old and slow and they have no width . . . we should normally beat them but the sense of occassion may overwhelm our players. . . . thank God we didnt get Tunisia either. . . them North African teams are good at nicking games 1-0 on the counterattack. . . .  We would have beaten Gabon easy. . .

As for Zambia, they have a lot of attacking threat, but their defence is also porous. . . . especially their keeper. . . as long as we dont bring Olofinjana and Yobo them back into the team, we should be able to deal with their physicallity well. . .

I think we have the best draw of all the teams left in the competition. . .

hehehehehe. . . . white Jesus. . . . na colomentality be dat o. . . na so my Nigerian evangelicals dey always see caucasian Jesus for their vision. .  .



Mr. Ransome you make you hear
Mr. Williams you make you hear
Mr. Allia you make you hear
Mr. Mohammed you make you hear
Mr. Anglican you make you hear
Mr. Bishop you make you hear
Mr. Catholic you make you hear
Mr. Muslim you make you hear

Na Africa we dey o make you hear
Na Africa we dey o make you hear
Colo-mentality hear
Colo-mentality hear
Mr. Ransome you make you hear
Mr. Ransome you make you hear
Na Africa we dey o make you hear
Na Africa we dey o make you hear
Colo-mentality hear
Colo-mentality hear

effex:
i expected a come-back but dude, dat was ridiculous/ i really suggest u commence prayers 2 saint nicholas/ he's d patron saint of children, of which u're one/ a fake backside rapper fresh off d assembly line in taiwan/ u're such a turd, of course i'll witness defeat:/ YOURS! since your head's way down in my toilet seat/ u comin in so handy dat i dont need 2 flush/ u chowin up my sh.t so fast, it'd make a pig blush/ and every verse i drop's equivalent 2 ether/ sum'n u cant do. By d way your last verse was weaker/ i guess u feel good cos sum1 says u're his mentor/ he'll miss u after i re-enact what achilles did 2 hector/ u're really tryin but there's sumthin wrong wit your cyphers/ they're malnourished, they're so lean, they need fibre/ that only butresses d fact u aint on my class/ u were pre-ordained 2 come here so u could kiss my backside/
20 mins on a phone, chum!

I spit facts like Rafa Benitez/ to crack you in pieces/
Hacks examined my thesis/ and branded it genius/
I wont stop till my stamina ceases/
or till I escape gravity’s reaches/. . . and vanish to Venus!/
Who’s the best guy?/ If dude should test I. .  .
. . . Ill give him TLC. . . and make him lose his[i] Left Eye[/i]!/
He better move to Bedstuy/ cos if he crossing my path/
He’ll be propped in the lab/ rocking an oxygen mask/
Even the doctor will gasp/ at his critical state/
But thats what you get for stepping to a lyrical great/
I got cash to invest/ You so shabbily dressed/ that you manic depress/
Cos I get money. . . and you only get reality cheques!/
You still in Waffi, and you'll never-leave-till-ya-eighty/
while my passport got many-visas-in-lately. . .cos I cross-country like Kenenisa-Bekele!!/
My Arsenal of fat raps/ is greeted by hand claps/
Ya rhymes sure to leave em Bordeaux (bored though). . . .like Marouane Chamakh!/

mukina2:
hahahahahahahaha i thought you posted that you will whup me something silly

2 goals from Rooney and clean sheets from Evra and Evans will change all that. . . I have calculated it. 

If Arsenal win the league this season, it would be the first time in history that a central midfielder (Fabregas) has won the league singlehandedly. . . . this must be the greatest central midfielder we have ever seen in the Prem. . . . the nucca is averaging 1 assist per game and almost 2 goals every three games. . . . FFS, is he playing football like Neo in The Matrix?

FFS. . . . Librans is whipping me something silly. . . . Im 31 points behind. . . . it would take a hattrick from Rooney and clean sheets from Evra and Evans to get the win against Librans this week. . .

On the plus side, Im through to the next round of the fantasy cup. . . . although I will only have 9 players playing next GW unless I make some subs. . . that may cost me in the next round. . .

Shocking. . . . Gruesome. . . .

This is not a country. . . .

Anyone who thinks Yakubu had a good game needs to be lobotomised.

First of all, he does not press the opposing defence, allowing them free rein to bring the ball into midfield.

Secondly, there are numerous instances where the midfield could play through passes to Yak, but he is too flat-footed/fat/old (call it whatever you want).

We played more balls behind the defence in the 20 mins Martins/Nsofor were on the pitch than the entire 70mins Yak was on the pitch.

Man cannot cheat time. Yakubu started playing for Okomo oil exactly 15 years ago.

Before that, the man who discovered him said he "was a painter and a poor man, but he had some skill".

If he was "a painter and a poor man" prior to 1995, how old was he when he started playing for Okomu oil?

Yakubu is no less than 35 years old, and it shows in his play.

Just look at the physiological changes in his body since he came on the scene in 2000. Yakubu was once one of the fastest players in SE. Today he is the slowest.

Man cannot cheat time.


There are 4 cancers in the team that we must get rid of immediately (Yobo, Yakubu, Kanu, Olofinjana). Until we do this, we are deceiving ourselves.

When other players see these players not playing at their physical best, they will also cut corners. . . . especially when these players are the captains of the team.

We have the best team possible out on the pitch now except Yakubu who is holding us to ransom with his tired legs.

Yakubu must be replaced by Matins or Nsofor in the next game.

Brilliant organisation of the defence as always by Shittu and brilliant man-marking by Apam.

Yobo must never be let back into the team ever again.

Echiejile showed that a left-back can attack without foregoing his defensive responsibility. I would argue that he even attacks better than Taiwo because he always delivers the cross rather than taking shots from obscene distances like Taiwo.

Finally, Keitas presence in midfield is 2 years overdue. No SE midfielder has energy like Keita.

With the same team (+Martins/Nsofor - Yakubu), we can go all the way to the final.

Good development. . . . I would also like to see auditors tenures cut to 2 years, and non-executive board members cut to 5 years.

This Eastmond doesnt look like Arsenal quality just yet. . . . not enough energy, not enough quality on the ball at the moment. . . .he needs to go on loan to build his strength and stamina.


As for Arshavin, when will someone call him to order? That nucca is seriously underperforming.

hmmmm. . . . can we have a map of this Bori State?. . . . the geography of that area is complex . . . A Bori state would split the Okrika LGA from Andoni and Opobo LGAs. . . . ie to travel from one area of Rivers State to another, you would have to pass through Bori State. . . . anyways, if its feasible, I wont be against it. . . . another question is will Eleme LGA go with Bori State?

hehehehehe. . . . . Lahm would brush Robben. . .



BTW,

Whats up with rumours of Ozil being available for £7m. . . is Bremen broke or something?

We know Schalke is broke. . . .the question is, how come no clubs think Rakitic is worth the £7m price that has been placed on his head?

I saw a dude playing for Hamburg. . . .Turkish youngster called Torun or something like that. . . . FFS, that dude impressed me with his strength, pace, skill and awareness of teammates. . . . how good do you think he can be?

Also, is it just me, or is Maicosuel one of the most impressive young forwards in football today?. . . . the nucca reminds me of a young Ronaldo Luiz. . . . what do you think?

Also, why is Aristide Bance not at the AFCON?

effex:
I saw ibime's verse, that must be his peak/ its evident 2 come up wit dat cost him about a week/

That verse only took an hour to serve/ you cowardly nerd!/
cos Im quick off the hip with the nouns and the verbs/
Any clown would observe/ that ya not in my league/
try to take me verse for verse. . . and you'll drop with fatigue/
One of my punch/ will have this sucker for lunch/
but there’s nothing to munch. . . . when it comes to the crunch/
I split you in three/ so if you wanna witness defeat/
just call my name again. . . and Ill give you a treat/
So dont pull a move you'll forever regret/ Im better with text/
. . .and even film tricks. . . wouldnt make you special effex!!!/

kay29000:
@ibime
Why d immature reply? I was actually was going to give u props 4dat verse, but i still think d 1st few lines were from az from a song on the firm album.
Anyhow, u can bring it on. Pick any topic n lets flow, no written down stuff, off d top of d head.

Sharrrap dia. . . . which song on the Firm album. . . lets have it. . .


I cant battle you based on what Ive seen so far. . . . . freestyle or written. . .

Yes sir. . . . the religious progroms which the Northern cabal have sponsored and overseen since the 1960's are now being given their rightful definition - Terrorism!

Every Southerner who has experienced one of these riots must agree that these religious riots are terrorism.

Where Nigeria becomes a terrorist state is in its failure to bring these elements to book.

Terrorism is not only defined as such if it is aimed against the white man. Many Igbos have been terrorised in this country.

Nigeria is a terrorist nation.

hahahahahaha. . . . . Port Harcourt boyz have been doing this in UDSS since the late 1980's. . . .screeching parties and all that. . . .  Abuja boys are nearly 20 years late. . . . nouveau riche mothaphockas!. . . . they are not used to having money. . . .

I vote for HJ. . . . DBR had some good ideas but the set-up of the punches were poor. . . . H.J did not kill anyone, but he delivered what he had perfectly.

Vote - HJ

Chelsea should fly this guy back immediately. . . . those Ghanaian medical staff are incompetent. . . .




[center]Ghana rocked by new Essien injury [/center]


Ghana midfielder Michael Essien could be out of the 2010 Africa Cup of Nations after suffering a knee injury in training on Sunday.

Walking with the aid of crutches, the Chelsea star will definitely miss Tuesday's must-win Group B tie against Burkina Faso in Luanda.

Ghana will discover the full extent of the damage on Monday when they receive the results of a hospital scan.

They have confirmed it is a different injury to Essien's hamstring problem.

The midfielder had already been prevented from starting Friday's 3-1 defeat against Ivory Coast with his previous injury.

"I hope to stay and watch Tuesday's game here in Luanda but we'll just have to wait for the results," the talismanic Black Star told BBC Sport.

The Chelsea man only returned to training on 6 January, having not played since tearing his right hamstring while on Champions League duty with his English club in early December.

But he quashed fears that the injury was linked to the ligament he ruptured in September 2008, which ruled him out for six months.

Having played 45 minutes as a second-half substitute in Friday's Group B clash in Cabinda, the Ghanaian trained on Sunday morning but was forced to come off early.

"Michael was turning to make a pass when he just went down," midfielder Anthony Annan told BBC Sport.

"There was no contact from any other player but those around him say they heard a click, and then the physios rushed over."

Essien was ferried to hospital in an ambulance as he went for tests in Luanda on Sunday.

He becomes the latest of Ghana's key men to suffer injury, with John Pantsil, John Mensah, Laryea Kingston and Stephen Appiah all ruled out before the tournament.

If Ghana fail to beat the Burkinabe on Tuesday, the World Cup finalists will exit the Nations Cup.

Ivory Coast have already qualified from Group B, with four points from two games, while Burkina Faso have one point and Ghana none.

After Togo's withdrawal from the competition following the gun attack on their bus, Group B was reduced to three teams and just three matches.

kay29000:
@d guy untop, nice one, u borrowed lines from a couple of rappers.
az, eminen, just to mention a few.

I go augment your face o. . . . pls show me the lines I borrowed from AZ and Eminem. . . mugu. . .


BTW, your verse is wack!

kay29000:
unbreakable like ceramic/rhyming with multi syllabic/christian, jew, islamic/english, umh, arabic/greek, ancient egypsian hyrogriphic/

Is ceramic unbreakable?

Its Egyptian hieroglyphics. . . . .you illiterate!

Multi-syllable overdose


Im masochistic/ massacre ya district/ when I grab the biscuit/
I stand and kick it. . . against ten massive niggas. . .with my hands restricted!/

Im having rats for dinner/ while y’all cats get thinner/
I walk past a nigga. . .and leave more footprints. . . than a caterpillar/

You don’t have the liver/ when I beat my chest like a black gorilla/
Leave you standing stiller . . .than cranberry and brandy . . . in a glass distiller/ 

Im a casket filler/ A savage killer/
Ask the villa. . . how I disposed so many bodies. . . that I dammed the river!/

This mister beast/ will leave ya sister fleeced/ even fist ya niece/
Split the sheets. . . and I wont give her even a kiss at least/

I never missed a feast!/ Im in the kitchen mixing sniff with yeast/
All the gist will cease. . . when I walk in the room with my pistol piece!/

Im from the crystal creeks/ of Niger-Delta where we fish for weeks/
Without catching a thing, cos the river’s slick with grease/

Thats why we livid and vexed/ Me and my killers connect/
To kidnap innocent wrecks. . . till they deliver the cheque!/

Its as real as it gets/ when I load those ratchets/ on homo faggits. . .
. . .till their fam extend a hand. . . like Go Go Gadget!/

dayokanu:
E don tay when I checked my fantasy team self

Ibime watch your back o

Which back. . . .I can see that Andre Bikey is your captain. . . .