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hehehehehehe. . . . . Seun is going all out. . . . na so Amodu dey vex people reach?


Amodu claims he is competent, yet says we should forgive him for playing Yakubu who is not at his best because of injury. Olodo, if he's not at his best, why not play someone else?

nateevs:
I am hearing Chelsea might sign Adam Johnson before the end of the week.

Good signing. . . . but how many left midfielders do we need when Zhirkov cant even get a game?


Bad News: Belletti our for 2 months!


With Essien injured, Mikel is now our only DM (and perhaps Matic). Ballack will play as DM tonight.

[quote author=ndu_chucks link=topic=387310.msg5393873#msg5393873 date=1264558126]The point remains that, if you and your ilk believe that the Federal government will hand over all existing oil fields to you, then you are completely naive and senseless.[/quote]Of course its naive to expect parasites to leave their host without a fight, hence we will continue to fight and disrupt.

[quote author=ndu_chucks link=topic=387310.msg5393873#msg5393873 date=1264558126](1) Would you be kind enough to help us explain why your niger delta governors are working to thwart efforts to make Jonathan, acting President?[/quote]I am enlightened enough not to concern myself with personal sturvs. I am only concerned with the smooth running of institutions. All this talk of SS senators is a convenient excuse for them not to do their job in the first place. What is the job of the speaker of the house? Is it not his job to put the motion before the senate? If they were genuine, they would be putting pressure on him, not yarning opata about a handful of senators who have no power.


[quote author=ndu_chucks link=topic=387310.msg5393873#msg5393873 date=1264558126](2)What other resources besides oil, do you have or would like to control in the Niger Delta?[/quote]Apart from natural resources, the only thing any people can use to enhance themselves is education and knowledge. All educational indices in Nigeria show that the people of Niger-Delta (& Southern Nigeria as a whole) are well equipped to compete in the modern world unlike illiterate parasites who depend on the natural resources of their host for survival.

Resource control is about control of land and water, and nothing else. There is no such thing as Federal land. Every piece of land in the Niger Delta is owned by a community. There is no single uninhabited island in Niger-Delta for FG to call its own.

In the Amazon in Brazil, every tribe has the right to do whatever they want with the land that surrounds their territory. If they want to sell it, they can. If they want to leave it as nature intended, they can. A quarter of the Brazilian Amazon is owned by tribes. You cannot mine, log or do anything on those designated lands without coming to agreement with the tribe who owns it.

semid4lyfe:
Having said this, my proposed & preferred starting 11 against Ghana is as follows:-
Vincent Enyeama-1
Yusuf Mohammed-2
Elderson Echiejile-3
Yusuf Ayila-5
Danny Shittu-6
Sanni Kaita-4
Mikel Obi-10
Osaze Odemwingie-7
Taiye Taiwo-11
Obinna Nsofor-8.
Obafemi Martins-9

They should play a 4-4-2 formation with Nsofor playing a free role & constantly drifting into midfield and serving as ball carrier and support striker to Martins. Standing instructions to those playing as 7, 8, 9 & 11 should be shoot at sight of goal since all of them have good shots. 7 & 11 must also backtrack constantly and help out their wing backs.

N.B - nos indicate position of play on the pitch.

This is a very good formation. Perhaps Taiwo can occupy the left of midfield, but mind you, the role of a left midfielder is not always comfortably occupied, even by an attacking full-back. A left midfielder usually receives the ball to feet whilst an attacking full-back receives the ball in space. Can Taiwo beat a man with the ball at his feet? Remains to be seen.

Another formation we can try is exactly the same formation we played against CIV in the olypmpics:


Martins

Obasi Nsofor Odems

Kaita Mikel

Echiejile Shittu Ayila Yusuf




Note that the midfield and attack is exactly the same one we played against CIV if we just substitute Ajilore for Mikel and Isaac Promise for Martins.

[quote author=ndu_chucks link=topic=387310.msg5393648#msg5393648 date=1264553223]Here's your homework: How much equity does the Federal Government of Nigeria have in the oil companies such as Shell? In the maintime note that under the Production Sharing Contracts signed -SNEPCO; the Sixth Participation Agreement; are as follows: (NNPC=55%, Shell=30%, Elf= 10%, Agip=5%). So if you think the nigerian government invests nothing, you are dead wrong.[/quote]Parasite, FG has 55% equity does not mean they invested 55% in the business. It means they will receive 55% of any oil that comes out the well after the private coy have recovered their initial cost of exploration. In other words, 55% refers to the amount FG will come and eat after Shell and Agip have laboured to bring the oil out of the ground. The only thing FG did to ensure their 55% equity was to give the coys access to Niger Delta land.

In other words, soon as we agree to who owns the land (ie Resource control), the 55% equity changes hand from FG to the local community.

You cannot say you support Resource Control, and then make exceptions. . . . speaking with two tongues like an uneducated buffoon. . . . Resource control is exactly what it means. . . that local communities own their ancestral lands.

Now, when you are done, go and read up on the military-instituted Petroleum Act and Land Act, the illegal acts introduced in the 1970's, by which FG can seize land from anyone and any community without adequate compensation. All for you to come here and open your uneducated mouth to tell me about oil wells sitting on Federal land. There is no such thing as Federal land.

[quote author=ndu_chucks link=topic=387310.msg5393516#msg5393516 date=1264551500]Ibime,

Your attempt at trivializing oil exploration in Nigeria and stating that Nigeria only sells exploration rights to companies such as shell, without investing any financial or other resources is lame. Be that as it may, none of your Niger Delta states invested a single kobo in the ventures either.[/quote]Parasite, incase you dont know it was the British who initially gave the licences to the private coys, and they did not ask Nigeria for a single penny after independence on the inane assumption that "they made the initial investment."

Gworro will soon tell us they used their groundnut money to carry out exploration hence they deserve all the black gold underneath Nigerian soil. I guess this parasite is just as archaic as his elders.

[quote author=ndu_chucks link=topic=387310.msg5393361#msg5393361 date=1264548832]Some sort of federation is in order with full resource control and an appropriate amount of tax.  I would however exclude oil and gas resources discovered, drilled, and marketed, with the financial resources of  Nigeria.  I'd be OK with 100% control of newly discovered oil, as long as the states used their own resources to discover the oil.[/quote]Its funny how people can purport to be educated and democratic, yet come up with ridiculous arguments to protect the status quo.

Mugu, Nigeria has never spent a penny exploring and discovering oilfields. All oilfields discovered are discovered by private entreprenuers such as Shell, Agip etc who buy exploration licences from the Federal Government. So please parasite, come up with a different excuse and stop claiming credit for investment carried out by the private sector.

The only time Federal money has ever been used in oil exploration in Nigeria is the wasteful exploration for non-existent oilfields in Lake Chad. Yes, Federal Govt have spent money on oil exploration . . . but only in Hausaland!  Other than that, oil exploration is the role of the private sector.

The mentality of folks like Ndu-Chuks is exactly the mentality of the Northern parasite, hence his undemocratic and barbaric way of reasoning.

The Northerners never wanted to join Nigeria in 1960. They knew they were ill-equipped to compete in the modern world, and wanted to develop at their own pace like Mali, Chad, Gambia etc. Hence the North see just reason to control the centre and hold everyone back. All Southerners in Nigeria are progressive and competitive. We can compete in the modern world, whether that be in the field of technology, science, medicine, etc. Please Ndu-chucks, tell your parasite brothers to stop taking us back to the stone-age. We would like to progress. Thank you very much!

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=362333.msg5392073#msg5392073 date=1264532826]On the top of me head. . . . . .

Birindelli(Juventus)
Maldini(AC Milan)
Jaap Stam(Man Utd)
Sandro Nesta(Lazio)
Nando Hierro(Real Madrid)
Slaven Bilic(Everton)

Dario Simic(Inter Milan)
Roberto Ayala(AC Milan)
Abelardo(Barcelona)
Desailly(Chelsea)
Laurent Blanc(Marseille)
Frank De Boer(Ajax)
Taribo West(Inter Milan)[/quote]Ayala was on subs bench for Milan.

Birrindeli was a fullback.

Im surprised the best centre-back of that period, Paulo Montero is not in this list.

udezue:
I can't help it but agree with Dede1. I'm sick and tired of the Ijo linking every bit of their struggle and quest for equity to oil. Infact I'm begining to see them to be just as oil drunk and dependent as our unproductive Hausa-Fulani northerners. The only difference is that the north has no oil, are destroying our region and are a bunch religious freaks. If Ijo people want justice I am all for it. I am in full of support Jonathan getting sworn because according to the constitution by now he should be the President. It seems to me that the Ijo leadership is still as gullible and politically naive as they were before and after the Biafra civil war. Oil should not be used as a way to compensate for any injustice. Ijo should join others and liberate our region with or without oil. Those oil piplenine leading to Kaduna by now should have been blown to pieces of the Ijo are really serious. TALK TALK NO ACTION. It oil that led many of them to betray Biafra coz the North promised them heaven and earth if they sell their land where the oil is found. Oil is in Igbo land, Efik-Ibibio land, Ogoni land yet we don't hear so much noise about it. The Ijo like other poeple in our region deserve justice and liberation but oil shouldn't be the motivation.

You have made emotional points here, not logical ones.

The premise of the IYC's statement is simple. . . . why milk the region if you dont treat the region as equals under law?

Even an Hausa man made the same statement at the march organised by Wole Soyinka et al.

So quit the jagbajantis.

tkb417:
and talking about Laurent Blanc; i dont get the logic

How come CR7s coach in Lisbon sold him to SAF? cos i cant seem to undertstand you
CR7 left Lisbon at about the same age Obertan left Blanc, so what is it?

The only difference is that Bordeaux were happy to sell Obertan, and even threw a party at the opportunity to sell him for peanuts.  

According to Laurent Blanc, he was surprised that SAF wanted to sign a player who has failed to learn at Bordeaux and Lorient. In other words, Blanc has written him off.

Obertan is the French version of Chelsea's Scott Sinclair!

HA!. . . . I missed the Lost Boyz. . . Cant escape this life that Im living. . . Lifestylez and the rich and famous. . . etc etc. . . . Freaky Tah was the best hypeman ever.

Too many funny things are happening under Gbenga Daniels jurisdiction.

[quote author=ndu_chucks link=topic=387310.msg5386987#msg5386987 date=1264470230]@Ibime,  divide and rule ko, gather and worship ni.  na people like you dey worship Alams the crooked ex gov when he escaped imprisonment in the UK.  shine ya eyes, olodo.[/quote]Mugu, how many seats does South South hold in the senate as compared to the North?. . . answer correctly and win a prize! 

Im sure you get the point. . . if you dont, lemme spell it out for you. . . if the Northern Senators really want Jonathan to take over, there is nothing SS senators can do about it. . . by sheer weight of numbers, the North can pass (or deny) any resolution they want in the senate. . . they should stop treating the Nigerian people like illiterates. . .

[quote author=paddy_lo link=topic=387293.msg5382451#msg5382451 date=1264425904]senators from the North are blaming their colleagues from the South South of frustrating moves to hand over power to Vice President Goodluck Jonathan[/quote]hahahaha. . . whats next. . . Northern Senators accuse South-East of frustrating constiution amendment?

We've heard all these divide and rule tactics from the North before. . . it may be true that some SS senators oppose handover to Jonathan, but that is a drop in the ocean compared to the no of Northern senators who oppose handover.

If Im lying, how many seats does South-South hold in the Senate?

[quote author=paddy_lo link=topic=387293.msg5382451#msg5382451 date=1264425904]senators from the North are blaming their colleagues from the South South of frustrating moves to hand over power to Vice President Goodluck Jonathan[/quote]hahahaha. . . whats next. . . Northern Senators accuse South-East of frustrating constiution amendment?

We've heard all these divide and rule tactics from the North before. . . it may be true that some SS senators oppose handover to Jonathan, but that is a drop in the ocean compared to the no of Northern senators who oppose handover.

If Im lying, how many seats does South-South hold in the Senate?

[quote author=~Borat~ link=topic=374223.msg5386534#msg5386534 date=1264462379]This was the same sharon that was spewing vomitus on the last manure thread about a certain balding obertan and how he was the next best thing after a good w@nk, and how he was going to wreck defences and bla bla bla
Now its Diouf. Idiot [/quote]hahaha. . . still waiting for Obertan to come to the fore. . . after hearing all sorts of nonsense from Sauron and tkb. . . or is there anything Sauron & tkb know that Laurent Blanc doesnt know about Obertan?

A-40, dont mind these lots. . . they lack the intuition to appreciate brilliant dancing. . . Chris Breezy bit his whole style from The Clown dancers whose dancing style originated from the C-walk. . . . too much gra-gra in his moves. . . Omarion is by far smoother and better than Chris Breezy. . .check the Touch video for reference. . .

Memo to Amodu:

In the absence of Apam in the next game, please do not bring Nnwaneri back into the team. Ayila is also a good defender, way better than Nnwaneri.

Also, you need to do something about Yusuf. His touch and passing is just abysmal.

Finally, Mikel is too slow to link the midfield and attack. Please consider playing Nsofor behind the striker just like SiaSia did in the Olympics.



@ all,

General Danny Shittu is Man of the Match. Best Nigerian defender since Uche Okechukwu. Organises his defence and wins everything in the air. Yobo should bury his head in shame.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=362607.msg5384171#msg5384171 date=1264440669]I disagree with this.
Toure was one of the best central defenders in this league between 2004 and 2008.[/quote]Rubbish. . . .the only thing Toure had was recovery pace. . . . when you lot see Toure making his routine recovery slide challenge (usually as a function of his poor positioning), y'all think he is having a good game. . . .

His positioning, reading of the game and aerial ability was always abysmal.

A player never loses his ability to read a game and his positioning. He can only ever lose his physical attributes. If Toure doesnt have good positioning now, it means he never had it. Toure is a field nigga.

HNIC:
True!
Kolo Toure came back and his form dropped and ever since, he's not been the player we once knew him to be.

Kolo Toure had been poor long before ANC 2008. Infact, Toure has never been good in his whole life. Thank God for Sol Campbell who made him look good for one season.

How many years has this Carlos Kameni been living in Europe and cant even go and get a proper haircut at the barbers salon. The monkey resembles something that just came out of the jungle.

Why should one be rich and look so poor? It must be generational curse of miserliness.

Sagamite:
Yak was a regular before his injury. He was numero uno striker.

Yobo has been regular for the past 7 or so years for Everton. And in the last 2 seasons they have been in the top 8^{I think}.

Did Yobo play last season? Last season, Yobo was on the bench for Jagielka. This season, he comes back in and Everton are conceding 3 goals per game. Its been 2 years since we know Yobo as not being "past it."

Likewise Yak hasnt played for nearly 2 years. . . and he was past it even when he was scoring for Everton. The main bane of contention at Everton was that Yak is lazy despite the goals. If they knew better, they would know that Yak is too old. FFS, even Kanu was scoring goals like water 2 years ago, but we all knew he was past it. Pls cast your mind back to the Yakubu who had the energy of Daniel Amokachi in his prime, then come back and tell me Yak is not past it.

Please, we are not in Europe where all your teammates are young and fit and can cover your deficiencies. When you make mistakes in Africa, you will be exposed cos ya teammates themselves have mileage on their age. Abi why do you think Obasi always gets tired in the 2nd half. It did not occur to you that Obasi himself is around 30 years old? Someone who played U-17 WC nine years ago. Lets assume he was about 22 years old back then. How old does that make him now?

You see, all Super Eagles, even the young ones should be around 30 years old. If you are over the hill like Yakubu and Yobo, no one will cover for you. Your mistakes will be more glaring than in Europe.

Sagamite:
"not like Amodu who looks like he is going to have a heart attack at any moment."

Some of those lame arguments.

Until he starts shouting like a mad man before you know he is confident?

Yobo and Yak that are regulars in the best league in the world are past their bedtime?

Amodu looks confident to you. . . I have seen Amodu in the 1990's. . . the Amodu of namadays looks on the verge of nervous breakdwon   . . . . at some stage, I see him on TV shouting to players, but he looks like a madman talking to himself  

Yobo and Yak are not past their bedtime? How many goals have Everton conceded this season with Yobo in defence. Is it because Yobo is living on reputation? Yobo is well past his bedtime.

As for Yak, he was past his bedtime in 2008 ANC. When was the last time he started a game for Everton. Upon the fact he was already old, should you play a player who just came back from long-term layoff? Yak spends 90 minutes on the pitch hiding behind defenders cos he lacks energy or sharpness to make runs. Soon as Nsofor comes on, you start to see a lot more through balls getting through to our strikers.

If SiaSia was manager, Yak and Yobo would have been honourably retired just like Utaka and Aghahowa.

Sagamite:
No be SIR Alex wey go play Anderson, a defensive midfielder, as support striker and they got smacked by Man City?

Sharraaaaaaaap!

What position did Anderson play before joining United?

Is it not at United that we are seeing Anderson as a central midfielder for the first time?

Anderson who was once called the new Ronaldinho. . . SAF has every right to play him where he was bought to play originally.

duduspace:
I totally disagree with this assessment, a few wayward passes at the beginning yes, but the lad grew into the game, I disagree because

1. No goal was conceded as a direct or indirect error on his part or from his wing
2. He did give some good balls forward and kept Etherington out for most of the game when he was on the pitch
3. He deserves to even be excused cos he had an abject Theo playing ahead of him offering no protection and messing up play when we went forward, what wouldn't I have given to have Wilshere there instead, at least he would have dribbled that Stoke left back who was effectively on holiday.

And yu're right he is not really a RB but he is versatile enough to do a good job there.

Sharraaaaaaaaaap!

See your mouth like no goals were conceded from his wing. The only goal y'all conceded while he was on the pitch was from a throw-in, so of course no goal was conceded from his wing.

Still, he was the worst player on the pitch today, and conversely, Etherington was the best with the exception of Fuller.

When I used to play as a centre-back long time ago, my coach taught me that if I am ever drawn out to the fullback position, it is imperative not to stand-off crosses, and do everything humanly possible to stop the winger delivering the ball. Thank God for Sol Campbell, otherwise Arsenal would have conceded 3 or 4 goals from Coquelins wing today. . . the amount of time Stoke got behind him was abominable.

He better not be a right-back by trade.

If he wasnt so young, I would write him off already.

Sagamite:
A lot of the happenings in the ANC has proved my brilliant^{that's right} point that I made earlier that even if we get a foreign coach, I doubt he would do much better than Amodu. Even if we get Hiddink, Scolari or whatever, they might be better but I doubt they would achieve much better than Amodu as the problem with our team takes a long while to resolve.

We dont need a foreign coach, but we need a competent local one. How will a foreign coach know that Yakubu is 35 years old? Or that Yobo and Utaka are past their bedtime? We need a local coach, but one with balls to drop players (eg SiaSia), not like Amodu who looks like he is going to have a heart attack at any moment.

Lets face it. . . Subsaharan teams are not as efficient as their Arab counterparts.

See as Ivory Coast dey flex muscle like say dem done win match already. We need to start learning how to play footie from these North African teams. All black African teams are unprofessional. See as Ivory Coast defence just open like red sea. I have said it before. . . Kolo Toure is one the worst centre-backs in the EPL! Bloody disgrace.

Well at least we dont have to worry about facing Ivory Coast. I know Super Eagles shite their pant whenever they see the orange jersey of the Ivory Coast.

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=362333.msg5377199#msg5377199 date=1264350241]Traore
Fabianski ( On this performance he should never man an Arsenal goalpost. Positioning zero!! Did not make a single save)
Silvestre[/quote]Tell that to the Arsenal morons who cannot see that Fabianski is a truly woeful goalie and keep calling for him to be given a chance. From Fabianski's first ever game, it was obvious that Arsene had goofed with his signing. Mannone > Fabianski

As for Traore, left-backs often need years to reach a level of maturity. Traore has the physical assets (speed, stamina) to be a good left-back. He needs to be sent on loan for 2 or 3 years to sort out his positioning and mentality and increase his strength. I wouldnt discard him while he still has potential, unlike some of the others who have zero potential.

What happened to the much-hyped Coquelin? I can see these Arsenal youth products are somewhat overhyped. Coquelin was the worst player by far on the pitch today. I understand his loss of nerve in misplacing passes, but his constant poor-positioning is unbecoming of the hype certain gaynners have been giving him. I hope he is not a right-back by trade. Someone pls tell me he was played out of position today.

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