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JM, please do us all a favour and knock these guys out. . . .

Undergraduate law is harder than Undergraduate Maths. . . . but when you start going into postgrad (especially with Applied Maths), then Maths is harder than Law. Maths is inexhaustible whilst Law is not.

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=302710.msg4984129#msg4984129 date=1259022212]Hehehe and to think i compared Ibime to Benitez. Ladan Bosso shoulda been more appropriate but seriously his team's decline has been unbefuckinlievable[/quote]


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This is rubbish from Canibus. . . . he needs to come better than this to merit a response from Eminem. . . . and Canibus was my no1 rapper from 1998 - 2001, so Im not being biased here . . . Canibus keeps getting worse everytime I hear him. . . .

Time to pay homage to Big L, the King of misogynistic lyrics. . .

This kid was disturbed for real. 




I run with intruders/ looters and sharp shooters/
who spark buddha's. . . and f*ck thick bitches with large hooters!/ - Big L


My game is vicious and cruel/ f*cking chicks is a rule/
If my girl think Im loyal. . . then that bitch is a fool!/ - Big L


They wanna know why/ Im so fly/
Some girl asked for a ring. . . and I put one around her whole eye!/ - Big L


I done ran through every bitch in my path/
I was f*cking chicks in the ass/ when I was six and a half/ - Big L


My style is hard like strong rubber/
Cute chicks get the d*ck. . ugly bitches get the wrong number/ - Big L


Is Big L slow?/ Hell no!/
Bitches get f*cked on the roof. . . when I aint got no hotel though!/ - Big L


Im not a sweet stud/ Im a street thug/
thats quick to beat a nigga. . . like a cheap rug. . . till he leak blood/ - Big L


Shit'll get drastic soon/ Im quick to blast a goon/
and break a motherf*cker. . . like a plastic spoon/ - Big L


In 139, you dont want a block war/
cos my crew would beat a nigga from the lobby to the top floor/ - Big L


The bitch type/ I dislike/ Im rougher than a fistfight/
All chicks aint shit. . .  aint no such thing as Miss Right/
So we could never be a couple hun/
F*ck love. . . all I got for hoes is hard d*ck and bubblegum/ - Big L

hehehehehehe. . . . wetin I no go see for NL

Answer:

There is no more space on a football pitch for players to showcase individual brilliance consistently.

Players who used to run 7 km per game in the 90's are now running 12km per game, meaning space is more compacted.

Tactically, a lot of teams now play with 2 DM's (and quite often 5 players in midfield), unlike the 1990's where you had the format of one AM and one DM with two wingers hugging the touchline, leaving a lot of space in midfield. Again, no space to play = less brilliance.

slimshay:
Anyways, didnt catch most of the match, i was on a f**in date, i can assure you that is never ever going to happen again. I have joined 2 Arsenal matches 75mins into the match this season and both we lost, the first against Arab Money. Abeg make una no vex, na me cos am. I no go do am again.

Am sending ma sister to you next weekend. . . . she's a fine gurl. . . . check picture. . .

https://i48.tinypic.com/2cfyja.jpg

A draw would be a decent result.

Subscribing. . . .

This is gonna be bedlam

dayokanu:
Obafemi Martins? maybe because the school had "Obafemi" in the name. I never saw Martins in OAU o

How will you see Martins in OAU when you schooled there in the 80's?

Disgusting!

When the lion is injured, all hoofed herbivores in the jungle are expected to rejoice.

Woe is me that Muki of all people should laugh at my downfall.

Can you keep a good man down?

Alas, my erstwhile competitors such as Galacticos FC and Davidylan FC may have already opened up an insurmountable lead, but hell will freeze over before Muki finishes above me in the league.

Same goes for Borat, lalaboi and Eldee.

These nuccas just dont have the management experience to last the distance. 

Good development if true.

What these nuccas talking about in here? 

The word nucca denotes familiarity, but should only be used in the right setting with nuccas you grew up with, or nuccas who know you very well, especially HipHop-loving nuccas.

No need to be uptight.

cherisa:
cherisa is the name lemme kick some freestyle

most of u rappers are weak like joysticks, thats the male characteristic genitals
am sick like venerals /u need to bow down /cuzz am the abacha of all generals
lalaboi is a grown adult? i doubt it!/ no adult has boy as his last name
am famous and well known /ask baudex/  i dont need your nairaland fame
spitting bars is like vomiting chocolates/ 1000bars are clustered in mine
am explosive like bangers /cherisa is quick to explode like land mines
am the goddess of hiphop/ these males folks are wack / yall ought to know i fear non
cuzz when i spit bars people pay attention like their ear drums 
metaphors /punchlines /multis and multipliers
these dudes need to hold their lips together like pliers
most of u cats spits bars u cant put together on beats
nairaland textcees are not real mcs,
if u think u got balls big enuff /then tasi me and lets see 


C-H-E-R-I-S-A

Are you Ofoka in disguise?

mekusxxx:
Martins has a personal website and that information is conspicuously missing.

Why wouldnt it be missing when he claims to have gone to Italy at the age of 15?

You never know. . . . with the way Naija players forge their ages. . . . afterall didn't Oliseh, Enyeama, Olofinjana, Obiefule etc attend university before embarking on their professional careers?

chamotex:
But its STREETWIZE i really want though . . . . . . you are the promoter, so you know what to do.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Delusions of grandeur!

lalaboi:
Those that had Defoe try sha. . .

Chamo had 92points . . . .He made Defoe captain!

92?. . .

eldee:
Chei . . . let's do some maths here

36 - 20 = Points gathered by Eldee FC

I know how the relegation zone is . . . I don't like it down there abeg

hehehehe. . . . .try 48 - 32 = 16 for MEND FC!

Cristalz:
I loff Shawcross. Peepty foints.

Apter my 2 flayers pinish zeir games on Wednesday night, I pit get am por peepty-pibe foints at least.

hehehehehe

No place for Guus Hiddink right now.

Even the one player he recommended to Chelsea (Zhirkov) is not the ideal player for Carlotti's system.

tubabie:
Sorensen gave me 12 points today, who would have thought a keeper would do that much. Well he did save a weak penalty so I guess it was a good day in the office today

Me too. Smiling all the way to the bank.

Nice analysis!

We dont need Jack Rodwell at the prices being quoted (£20m). Rodwell is elegant on the ball, but not energetic enough for me. Matic looks a better prospect.

Never heard of the Brazilian.

48 points for me. Not bad during a recession.

Quick key. . .


My punches break ya braces/ in close to eighty places/
You cant afford my life. .  . so don’t try trading places/
Ya lady acclaim the greatness/ of my crazy phrases/
Just pray Im gracious/. . . before she make me excavate her anus/
but why should I. . .  when babes felate us/ on a daily basis/
And we engage in capers/ that always wake the neighbours/
You peeping through my levered windows/ and leaking info/
to my kinfolk/ how I was freaking nymphos/
You need to mind ya biz/ before I find your wiz/
Make her mine and his/ spray her behind with jizz/
Who’s time is this?/ Ya crew know my name!/
You couldn’t brace yourself. . . scoring two goals a game/
Im flown on tours/ boning whores/ when I go abroad/
sowing spores/ . . . when rubbers dont fit. . . on my Trojan Horse!/
Im holding court/ zoning when Im moulding thoughts/
Are you not entertained. . . by soldiers in this Roman Sport?/
Rappers are so distraught/ cos Im never bound to falter/
I pay cordial visits. . . and leave toilets out of order!/

^^^

I told you before, Ill eat you with a keystyle

Lalaboi, set up the thread. . . . deadline 10pm tonight. . . .

Cristalz:
By the way, anybody seen MEND FC? Can't seem to find 'em on the table.

Points deducted for Transfers made > points copped in week 13 = negative score

I've told y'all not to worry about what MEND FC is doing.

My progress mimics a J-curve. I must go into negative equity cos my business is more capital intensive, but my returns will also be a lot higher over a long-term period.

[quote author=Tayo-D link=topic=354922.msg4973631#msg4973631 date=1258849723]@Ibime,
Exactly what I have been saying. The question is "who shouuld be trusted more to spend money wisely to develop the economy - the govt or the private sector"? I'll choose the private sector anyday![/quote]The time lag for a tax cut policy to take effect is too long to turn around any recession. Besides, it is widely recognised that during a recession, tax-cuts for the rich are less effective than tax-cuts for the poor because poorer people have a higher marginal propensity to consume. Hence, tax-cuts for the top earners is a long-term policy for economic[i] development[/i], not for fighting off recession.

When fighting off recession, we mostly talk about interest-rate policy, fiscal stimulus or increasing money supply (if deflation is a problem). Yankee has done all of these. All thats left is to sit tight and pray to the Gods!