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Eldee to coach MEND FC?

I laugh in Kimbundu.

Eldee FC is the least of our worries right now. Our false position on the table does not merit triumphalistic posturing from non-entities. We have bigger fish to fry.

omar22:
What would your life be like if you did not care what other people thought of you? If you were completely independent of people’s opinions, good or bad, and would go about your day without so much as a single self-conscious decision. It would be wonderful freedom, of course. You would feel free to do what you wanted, and have a clarity of mind that comes with not being constantly preoccupied with thinking about the judgment of those around you.

Looking at our current state of affairs, it would seem that the culture we humans have created for ourselves is driven by “what other people think,” the tension between the desire for approval and the fear of disapproval. Businesses, families, friendships, sports, politics; everything is, if not completely driven by this tension, at the very least heavily influenced by it. And this we can see very clearly when looking for it, how much our motivation for doing things arises in the concern for what the world thinks. It is a feeling that your very existence relies on other people’s judgment of you; that you exist only as a mental image in other people’s minds. Which is mostly unconscious, of course, because when we drag it up to the surface and into the light we can see clearly just how insane it really is.

WTF is this bruv?

Answer the brothers question and stop this megedefegede. How is it possible that JM has only won once in 13 games against the likes of Famagusta and Panathinaikos?

eldee:
I still don't get the Delta State line.
Is it sumn recent??

Delta is the mathematical symbol for change. . . . abi you no study calculus for school?

streetwize:
F u think wanna battle me,  think twice,  u know yaself,  quick warning!!!

I'm brimming wif prose/ written 4 those/ blistering hoes
who couldnt XL. . .  even if Pun could fit in they clothes
The pictures clear. . . but ill quickly expose/
Ya defeated pose
wif educated punches, like Tyson was fisting at tomes
A win against me's odd, like preaching at popes
cuz I quickly x4-oes/ like hymns with repeated tones

I ball like Nadal quickly arrangin ya casket/
wif these bitches gettin served. . .when I'm raising a racket
Who else b blazin a target/ when theres no way to attack it
shift 9's so fuckin fast. . . they call me 'making a bracket'

Its d makin of madness/ when Chamo wants to be boss. .
so Im bustin his chops/ while fukin his broad
then takin credit 4 his murder. . .  cuz I'm callin d shots!!!!
Im in a major bind/ to always blaze your kind
put me in Delta state. . . yet I wont have a change of mind

Ill still be twice as nice when he's dropping his best
so 3 rounds of battle would leav him fuckin distressed
cuz Ill double-u 3 times. . . without surfing the web!!!!!!

I've told Chamo to forget about going against Streetwise. . . . it would take Chamo 10 years of constant practice to equal this verse. . . .

Shift 9's so fast, they call me making a bracket. . . .hehehehehe

Delta state. . . . change of mind. . . . Gunshots!!!!

Breaking News:


In light of MEND FC's recent performances, club chairman Henry Okah has called a board meeting to address failings on the pitch. Whilst Okah has vowed never to sack Ibime Tamuno, it is believed that he may mute the possibility of bringing in an experienced trainer to work alongside him. Guus Hiddink is the bookies favourite.


More to come. . . . .

debosky:
You said the same nonsense when RVP signed on and said he wasn't good enough - if not for the injury he would still be banging in goals.

Dont worry about that. . . postulating that RVP would struggle in a 4-3-3 is an informed opinion based on intimate knowledge of football. . . . every now and then, you will get some wrong. . . most can honestly say that no one saw RVP's mastery of the lone striker role coming.

Compare and contrast with a certain idiot pulling up satellite images to prove that Denilson is better defensively than Song. Shame on that person! Another idiot also specialises in castigating Diaby. Lets see how Arsenal fare when Diaby comes back. I can bet it would be normal service resumed. Same goes for Eboue. When will nincompoops admit that they have no clue about footie?

dayokanu:
No one sows corn and reaps millet, You cant play Eduardo and co and expect trophies.

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=324131.msg5019445#msg5019445 date=1259533805]@Debosky
I honestly understand you trying to defend Eduardo but the ugly truth is he had a stinker! He was the worst player in red and white today! Two more performances like this and he would be demoted to our CC squad or self-service off to Pompey in January. He kept wasting laser passes from Cesc and his other compadres i can count three occasions in the first half where he was either too slow to the ball,outmuscled or just exhibiting poor ball control! He also did that rubbish in the 2nd half and really didnt show he is the man to lead our line he hardly forced a save out of Cech. I really hope he improves cos we are stuck with him and Vela is still too raw[/quote]Dont mind idiots like Adeballz. . . . The blue side of London is extremely pleased that non-entities like Dudu are leading the Arsenal line.

debosky:
So you didn't even watch the game and you're talking nonsense? Enough of wasting time with you.  Simply shut up, watch the games and then talk,

I don't give two pennies about 'build up play' and all that nonsense - the key here is scoring goals. In the two main goals scored today, the 'prime striker' was delivered the chance on a plate. There is no controverting that.

Secondly, Dudu is highly engaged in team play - again you seem to specialise in talking out of your arse. An example:

An Eduardo backheel released Arshavin down the left, and the Russian's pace burned off any challenges. His pass to Diaby saw the Frenchman dink the ball beyond the AZ keeper.

http://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/55648,sport,football,andrei-arshavin-inspires-arsenal-to-a-champions-league-thrashing

Oh. . .Eduardo is not involved in teamplay and creating chances. . . .what a doofus.

I dont need to watch the game to give a definite conclusion on Eduardo. . . . I've seen it umpteen times before and my radio commentary described perfectly what I already know about Eduardo. . . . that he is too weak to lead the line.

The proof is in the pudding. . . . even your fellow Gaynners are postulating that Wenger should switch to a 4-4-2 to accomodate Eduardo's style of play cos his hold-up play is seriously deficient.

Simple. Edu does not have the pace to pull wide effectively, he cannot come deep to receive the ball under pressure like Rooney, RVP etc, and he cannot play with his back to goal. Simple!

Imagine an idiot like yourself talking about finishing golden chances. In this day and age, you are still looking for golden chances from a striker. Football has moved on abeg. You need to move on. The days of strikers like Eduardo, Inzaghi, Owen, etc are over.

debosky:
Don't be stupid - you claimed Eduardo was supposed to create chances for himself and I have given you TWO examples from major games today when the so called 'great striker' had to be given an excellent opportunity to score - something Eduardo did not receive in this game. Can you kindly focus on the issue and stop flying all over the place?

Did Dudu get any chance supplied today similar to the quality given to Ibra and DD to score? Yes or no?

Will you stop chatting shit?. . . . was Eduardo involved in any build up play that would allow his teammates to create chances for him. . . . did he hold the ball up, spread it wide, then get into the box for a delivery?. . . . I havent seen todays games, my sky box is phucked due to bad weather, so I had to listen on the radio. . . .  but I can assure that Drogba and Ibrahimovic were involved in several build-up moves, culminating in chances created. . . . when Ibra gets the ball with his back to goal, he can hold the ball up for a few seconds and wait till his midfilders catch up with him, then build a move. . . .he is directly involved in creating his chances, not hanging around like Eduardo/Inzaghi etc. . . . I can just imagine Eduardo receiving the ball with his back to goal several times today, and JT and Carvalho just barging through his back to steal the ball off him like taking candy from a baby. . . . face it, Eduardo is wack. . . .

debosky:
Yeah. . . Ibrahimovic 'made' a chance for himself today - excellent cross and he buries it. Same thing Drogba. . . .he 'made' the chance for himself for the first goal by playing the cross from Cole perfectly such that he only needed to hit it to score.

Sometimes I wonder whether you listen to the bollocks that comes out of your mouth.

Stop yarning opata. . . . Ibrahimovic and Drogba are classic examples of strikers who make chances for themselves. . . . they contribute to team play and have the physical assets to turn what Eduardo would consider a half-chance into a goal. . . . Ibra contributes to his team, not like Eduardo, waiting for someone to put the ball on a plate for him, and having no impact on the game. . . . I must admit that Van Persie has developed into that kind of a striker this season, and thats why he's so crucial to Arsenal. . . .

A classic example of a striker who makes things happen for himself is Bafetimbi Gomis. . . . according to Toulalan, Gomis mere physical presence on the pitch allows his team to play 15 yards further up the pitch. . . . he's a modern striker, not like Eduardo who's still stuck in the 1990's.

debosky:
Eduardo being weak is hardly the issue - he barely was given chances in the first place.

More rubbish. . . . we are not in the 1990's. . . . top strikers dont hang around waiting for chances anymore, they make chances for themselves. . . . ask Manure fans why Michael Owen is so ineffective. . . . cos he's a classic 80's/90's striker ala Gary Lineker. . . . . those kinda nuccas are extinct.

nateevs:
Hey Ritchie . . .


Every time we play Arsenal and win, I remember this . .


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Another classic.

bwahahahahahahahahaha. . . . . thats a classic.

debosky:
Ritch don't associate my name with atrocious acts. . . I remain a gentleman.

The loss is painful no doubt, but does it mean we are out of the league? Hardly so - there is still a lot of football to be played between now and May.

I expect Wenger to take this opportunity and look critically at his squad - there are clear deficiencies. Our full backs are not good at crossing or delivering balls, we seem unable to score except by passing it through the middle and the loss of RVP is massive.

We didn't play badly, but we were punished for crucial mistakes - the first was Gallas allowing the ball to reach DD, the second was unfortunate and the third was a goalkeeping error in my view. We had no business conceding any of the goals, though the own goal coul dhappen at times.

The disallowed goal in the second half was a huge turning point - an overly fussy referee cost us in that moment. If the goal had counted, we might have had a completely different game on our hands.

Some deep soul searching will occur before midweek against Citeh. . .November ends with two losses, I'd say that's par for the season at this stage.

To those saying Chelski are a class above, we'll see when the season ends.

pele o. . . . your life must be stuck in a loop. . . . after every defeat, you come to type these introspective essays. . . . .  this is the umpteenth time. . . . tomorrow, you will be back supporting Wenger 100% and arguing in opposition to the points you now concede. . . . . .bloody hypocrite!!

I done told you about players like Eduardo being too weak. . . same thing I keep saying about Samir Nasri etc. . . . .all these Arsenal players are much of a muchness. . . . they offer nothing varied at all.

[size=20pt]Emirates has been destroyed!!!!![/size]

Goaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllll!!!

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=358161.msg5017525#msg5017525 date=1259514986]EDUARDO off. . . . . . .He is a luxury player.
Sell the Crozillian.[/quote]I been telling them stupid Gayyners that no title-chasing team can afford to pin their hopes on a striker as physically weak as Eduardo. . . . I remember how Debosky, Gay-Pumpkin and the rest of the gaynners nearly ripped my head off when I told em how rubbish Eduardo was.

HNIC:
Why why why?
Cheats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chelsea can only win by the ref's help!!!!!!!!!!

Calm down son!!!

nateevs:
Walcott is going to come in to prevent Ashley from bombing forward.
Carllotti should bring in Malouda on Zhirkov to play on the left of the diamond to stop the threats.

Good call. . . . I thunk Lamps should have rested for one more game. . . . Malouda's been doing very well.

Walcott on for Alex Song. . . .

hehehehehehe. . . . watch us slice through their midfield with ease now.

11 points. . . . MIND THE GAP!!!

Arsenal out the title race.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!

We came here to destroy the Emirates!!!!

2-0

Goal!!!

MustardInc:

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No long ting. . . . . watch Samir Nasri et al playing give I give football. . . . Chelsea just bury them with German efficiency.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

As usual, Arsenal playing intricate nonsense and we just kill em with power and pace.

I wanna see Ballack in this game.

Arsenal dont know how to handle Ballack.

4 Play:
Tiger has yet to be formally interviewed by the Florida Highway Patrol -- that should happen this afternoon. But we're told Tiger had a conversation Friday -- with a non-law enforcement type -- detailing what went down before his Escalade hit a fire hydrant.

We're told he said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We're told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV -- but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club.

We're told Woods became "distracted," thought the vehicle was stopped, and looked to see what had happened. At that point the SUV hit the fire hydrant and then hit a tree.

We're also told Woods had said during the conversation Friday he had been taking prescription pain medication for an injury, which could explain why he seemed somewhat out of it at the scene.

http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-woods-elin-nordegren-fight-accident-suv-lacerations/

hehehehehe. . . . is Tiger a bitch or what?. . . . how can his wife physically assault him?. . . . Im no advocate for men hitting women, but sometimes you just gotta shake a bitch to bring her back to her senses. 

Fortunately for Tiger, he knows the ramifications of responding physically to a white woman. . . . they would turn him into OJ Simpson or Chris Brown ptII. . . . it's America baby!!! 

illusion2:
The entire 1999 constitution as is presently written in my own opinion is illegal,why?

1.Its never been subjected to a referendum by the people of Nigeria& was essentially passed on by the military .

3.In addition things like the Police,creation of Local governments,revenue allocation & generally true federal principles are absent or severely watered down,so it needs serious 're-writing'.
If we have true federalism,& trully independent institutions ,including the police,press. . . .most of your fears would be addressed.

GBAM!!!

Cristalz:
@Ibime
Aw, sowwy.
Tell Henry Okay you need a vacation; time to clear your head, detoxify. Perhaps get some placenta action.
You've still got players for tomorrow's games, don't you?

Im on 14 points with only 6 players left to play. . . .and they're all Arsenal and Chelsea players. . . me got a feeling they will cancel each other out. . . . I need to start diversifying my portfolio.

mikeansy:
Rotational Presidency is the fairest policy this country has ever come up with since 1999 There is nothing wrong with the policy we just have not used the policy in the best way.

After OBJ the most qualified candidate at the time was Donald Duke, he had to shelve his ambition for the Northern Yar'adua to emerge. Nothing is easier than speaking english and telling us all sorts but in a country like Nigeria where mistrust exists we have no choice but to accept rotational presidency for at least the next 60years.

You can not start a process that should favour 6 people and change it after 2 out of the 6 have already benefited from the system. It gets even more questionable if the 2 that has benefited are historically the 2 hegemonic part of the country. It simply sounds like shifting the goal post in a football match so that only a certain group of people can score.
I think its only fair to allow the North East, South-South, South-East and North Central benefit from the system before it is changed. I believe that there are capable Presidential hands in different parts of the country. We simply refuse to look for the best. If Presidency is zoned to a particular zone we simply look for the best hands in that zone. Its simple.


As a matter of fact I think all political parties should come together and have a binding document that will ensure zoning power so that at any point it time the best candidates from a particular zone are fielded.

Nothing emphasizes this point than the fact that we mistrust each other so much that because the President is sick folks are expecting the Vice President to resign as a result. and you hear folks like kobojunkie comfortably arguing that Jonathan should resign on the grounds that he will not be a capable leader when kobojunkie has never called for the resignation of Yar'adua in the last 2 years.

lets be grown up for once. I hope Yar'adua is well for the sake of his family but if he is unable to lead Jonathan will have to finish up his term in accordance with the constitution. By 2011 another Northerner can run for PDP to finish up the Northern turn.
Its not best practice but is the only pragmatic way to keep this divided tribes in this country happy.

With true devolution of power, we wouldnt have to worry which zone the President is from. The scramble for the Presidency only tells of the overarching centralisation of power in Nigeria.

The scene of people pooping in the river is one which is seen everyday in every riverine village in the Niger-Delta. It is a natural instinct for ribeirinhos to poop in the river, however, this particular place is overpopulated and one can easily imagine the kinds of diseases lurking in that waterfront. Same schizno is played out in various waterfronts in PH City.

Im about to break the record for the lowest points score ever this week. Henry Okah cannot be happy.