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[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=359557.msg5037758#msg5037758 date=1259787711]Of course, you can record with Eurovox.
It also comes in High-Definition. . . . .I have got SKY plus but i added that for maximum viewing of footie games.[/quote]Where can I get it?

Drooooooooooooooooooooooooogbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=359557.msg5037708#msg5037708 date=1259787043]It's not on SKY.
Eurovox is a freeview box. . . . . .All the scrambled channels on your SKY is beamed to your screen and you don't have to pay nowt.
It's perfectly LEGAL.[/quote]Can you record on Eurovoxx?. . . . I think not. . . . I catch up with all ma footie by recording it on my Sky Plus and watching it in my own time, therefore it suits me to stay with Sky.

BlueDiva:
A certain Middle East station.
Show Sports, showing in Naija terrestrial.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=359557.msg5037698#msg5037698 date=1259786840]Ibime, go and get Eurovox!!! [/quote]Whats the Sky channel. . . . . you people and your stolen cable. . . . I no follow o!  


BTW, why is Ferreira playing centre-back. Are Alex/Hutchinson injured? Carlotti better fix that up.

Where are you guys watching the game?

Blackburn leading 1-0.

Which kain wahala be this?

Cristalz:
Ibime's house.
If you ignore the cobwebs, it's totally comfy.

Ma house got the female touch unlike NL bachelors who live in pigstyes


@ All UK-based Chelseans,

What channel is showing this match? Im stuck watching the Arses game.

[size=14pt]Breaking News. . . . . [/size]



[center]Ademola Ade age-scandal: Adokiye Amaesimaka releases conclusive pictorial evidence[/center]



In response to El Gee's allegations of age-falsification on the part of Gateway manager Ademola Ade, Adokiye Amaesimaka, acting under the auspices of the Ijaw Joint Revolutionary Council, has today released a bombshell aimed at bringing an end to Ade's Gateway career. It is believed that Amaesimaka's actions are aimed at bringing a speedy resolution to the Gateway crisis and ensuring that his kinsman Goodluck Sosiepriala ascends the hotseat with immediate effect.

The picture was taken at a function for the elderly in 1985, and proves categorically that (a.) Ade is too old for management, and (b.) his current look is as a result of extensive plastic surgery.



[center]https://i45.tinypic.com/vrblmq.jpg
Ademola Ade in 1985[/center]

ritchboy:
Ibime stop embarassing urself. . . Eduardo has spent like 70% of his Arsenal career on the left wing(including this season).

Nucca dont say my name in vain.

Dont make me give you the Dr Kit treatment.  

Abi na everybody you see for internet be your mate?  

This is why I miss the student union groups of the 1980's.

By now, they would have blockaded congress to protest this kain nonsense.

naliakar:
Besides, it is time Nigerian whose comfort in recluse diaspora locations actively engaged in local politics. Hear me Je soul , Tayo and the rest,

Tayo-D and Je-Soul ogini?

Keep waiting.

Dem lots already have their American passports.

Wetin bala them?

pcicero:
It is on record that the first West African to obtain a university degree was Prince Domingo of Itsekiri in 1610. Instructively, he graduated in Theology. If the whole of the North could have only four university graduates as at 1960, while the Ijaw of Rivers State had its first university graduate in 1856 from the University of London in the person of John Jumbo, that should make Sanusi to seek a more convenient forum to rephrase his unhistorical thesis.

I keep telling ignorant Nigerians to put a sock in it when they talk bollocks about Niger Delta being backward. If I had to recall family history here, most will be shocked to learn that when our great-great grandfathers were going to school, their parents were busy patrolling the villa dressed in loincloth.   .


@ topic,

It is an open secret that the British had a policy of non-interference in muslim areas of Africa. It can also be argued that the British viewed their education as a challenge to Islamic education and were wary of causing any conflict. In other muslim countries like Gambia, you would be surprised at the high level of illiteracy. Infact it was a shock to find out that most of the students in Gambia had to travel to Banjul for secondary education until the mid-to-late 1990's. In Gambia today, the same scenario is playing itself out with (Christian-educated) Sierra Leoneans controlling a large portion of the economy whilst most Gambians are reduced to serfdom.

debosky:
Don't get yourself twisted into knots - our second half of the season was better than the first in 08/09, why can't things be the same this time?

In the absence of RVP, it is an easy conclusion to draw.

debosky:
Yeah right - keep naming random names there - the same Rodallega that didn't score when we wiped the floor with them? The same Rolladega that couldn't score against Spurs? 

Its a disgrace, a bleeping disgrace, to compare Eduardo to Rodallega. Havent any of you blind bats noticed that Rodallega is playing on the left hand side of a 3 this season? FFS, we should be comparing Rodallegas output to Arshavin or Nasri, not Eduardo. Eduardo should hang his head in shame at being compared to an auxilliary wide player like Rodallega.

I was predicting good things for Gibson just last week, and hes proving me right already.

Ibime:
@ Crizzle,

Watch out for our youngsters in our final group game. We'll show you how its done.  

Gibson is the only Utd youngster who might grow into something decent, with the Da Silva twins. Gibson might be the new Darren Fletcher who takes years to develop. Wellbeck and Macheda are rubbish!

hehehehehehe. . . . .

dayokanu:

Sharrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!!!

Where is she?

Cristalz:
What da heck is 'Sosiepriala'??

So - Heaven

Preye - gave me

Ala - King/Prince



Tamuno Diepreye - God gave me this portion

Souala - Heaven's Prince/King

Sosiepriala - Heaven gave me a Prince/King



Tamuno pirieCristalz - God gave Cristalz to me. 



BTW, where's ma gurl Muki? 

David Mark is only famous for one thing. Anyone asking for information on what that thing is should face front.

Goodluck will succeed Yar'Adua because the North is smart. They know how to give power to get power. They also wouldnt wanna risk inflaming tensions in the Niger-Delta, leading to the collapse of the false amnesty, and complete breakdown of authority.

As for Goodluck's record, it is an open secret that he has been sidelined in almost all affairs of Government. Judgement shall be delayed until he is on the hotseat.

At best, he will be a lame duck President, dancing to the tune of whoever pays the piper (ie the North). The only person with the status to affect the direction of his Government will be OBJ who defied the Northern cabal during his tenure, although not immediately. It took 3 or 4 years before OBJ was well-positioned enough to call his own shots.

Eastbay:
Emp,
I thought so before i moved over from lag to PH.
I had to run and quickly marry to avoid being killed by those women. they are beasts!!!

Can you please clarify the bolded. Of course one would assume that you are talking about their voracity in the bedroom department as opposed to their aesthetic attributes.

It is well known that Rivers and Bendel axis possess the most beautiful babes.

itk419 can testify from his stint in Ibani territory a few years back.

Emperoh:
EB, more like it. It didn't look like a buzzing evening until my guys showed up!!
I had to beg to buy myself out of fun. . . . .Zapped out the next day. . . Before bebes go make person commit adultery
[size=4pt]Hope Criz is not reading[/size]

Shaft man!!!

Its not everyday nonentities like yourself are priviledged to get a whiff of PH kitten. You better take that opportunity next time.

Emperoh:
No wahala, i know what to do next time. . .Was at Agip, then Rumuodara and Obigbo!!!
Has a little fun before jetting out.

Is Rumuodara still flooded as usual, abi Amaechi don clean am up? I went to Bereton Sec School in Rumuodara back in the day. Terrorised that place with my De Law crew of knuckleheads.

debosky:
That is the clear reality and the ultimate measure of effectiveness - Liverpool, Man Utd and Arsenal have all failed to score against Chelsea in the league this season.

This is the only brilliant observation you have made in the last 48 hours. . . . you have now exceeded your quota for the year. . . . if you make any more brilliant observations before Dec 31st this year, we will have to credit you in lieu of 2010.

Lemme join the party with a quick spits. . .


Lets separate the fact from fiction/ gay, just listen/
You cant slow me down. . . . cos you lack the friction!/
The picture you paint is a sad depiction/
I get p*ssy. . . you get nun. . . like a Catholic mission!/

you flying with haste/ when I arrive in the place/
You ring the alarm. . . by fleeing through the fire escape!/
I stalk prey everyday, and Im lying in wait/
So run for ya deer life.  . . when this[i] lion [/i] awakes/

There’s no time for debate/  Im f*cking ya relations/
I keep ya[i] X[/i] on my Left Hand Side. . . . like subject of equations!!/
I smash n wreck/ You slam the deck/ when my jab connects/
You might be handsome. . . . but you wont pass the acid test!/
What I spit to the voters/ is a critical opus/
I bash ya dome so hard, ya head’ll sink through your shoulders!!/

[quote author=H.J link=topic=200489.msg5023037#msg5023037 date=1259590892]and those "toy stories" aint gettin no buzz till the next light year passes[/quote]Classic!!!

chamotex:
This kid will get stunned fast with a brunt jab, Bleep a gun blast
your rhymes are about as tight as your morbidly obese girl's cunt flaps
Trust it bitch, when I conduct that script, I'll stump u quick
So if u aint got enough guts and the gumption, its best u quit
U're corny n dense cos every punch you present is boring n spent

When did you learn to write multis?

From SaharaReporters

http://www.saharareporters.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=4388:as-yaraduas-condition-remains-unknown-pdp-politicians-colleagues-map-out-strategies-to-take-advantage&catid=1:latest-news&Itemid=18

Umaru Yar’Adua, the sickly Nigerian leader hospitalized in a Saudi hospital in Jeddah as a result of a heart ailment arising from complications of Churg Strauss Syndrome, is vehemently refusing to hand over to his vice, Goodluck Jonathan. Yar’Adua, who last week admitted to suffering from Acute Pericarditis, following years of refusing to talk about his health issues, is receiving treatment at the Jeddah hospital after he was hurriedly evacuated from Abuja last Monday night.

Saharareporters authoritatively reported that he was unconscious for several hours the following day, Tuesday, fueling a frenzy of rumors that he had already died.

Saharareporters spoke to several sources in Saudi Arabia and Nigeria today and no one could confirm his current condition. There are claims that he is “feeling better,” but no one could say with any certainty when he would return to Nigeria, or exactly what “feeling better” means.
Yar'adua suffers from Churg Strauss disease which has  progressed to his heart- ( Medical studies reveal that when CSS goes to the heart, the patient might experience fatigue, dyspnea (shortness of breath), chest pain, irregular heartbeat, increased blood pressure, difficulty in breathing except when upright, swollen legs, appetite loss and fainting episodes. Some of these symptoms are related to pericarditis, which is inflammation of the sac-like covering of the heart, where others are related to congestive heart failure. Heart problems are a leading cause of death in Churg Strauss Syndrome.)

In Nigeria, several political forces are known to be at work already, trying to take advantage of Yar’Adua’s ill-health to locate themselves within possible power centers.

Yar’Adua most powerful political circle has so far refused to encourage him to give up power as result of his pathetic state of his condition.  Their strategy is to manoeuvre him back to power, even if it has to be in a vegetative state.  The same strategy was carefully employed to return him to control in Abuja late last year after he disappeared to Saudi Arabia for 17 days. Government officials and his aides insisted for the duration of that trip that Yar’Adua was attending “Hajj’.

But since returning from that trip to Saudi Arabia, Yar’Adua has barely managed to attend to state matters.  As his health deteriorated further, his doctors, some of them foreigners, resorted to pumping him up on anabolic steroids that sometimes left him disoriented and bloated in the face: the result of his kidneys becoming unable to process the waste arising from those heavy dose of strong steroids. In recent times, Yar’Adua has abruptly departed from State matters.  At the last ECOWAS meeting in Abuja, for instance, he had to be rushed to the ante room following a fainting spell. He was never able to partake in group photos with other ECOWAS leaders afterwards.

In another instance, Yar’Adua collapsed at a meeting where he was discussing oil block allocations with Rilwan Lukman, the Oil minister, his minister of state , Ajumogobia and NNPC officials. A source at the meeting said after Yar’Adua collapsed and was rushed to the Aso Rock clinic, First Lady Turai insisted that the meeting must continue.  But a miffed Lukman said he couldn’t be at a meeting presided over by Yar’Adua’s wife, and left the meeting. A few days later, Lukman was being posted aside: to Austria as Ambassador, while his minister of state, Ajumogobia, was being given responsibility for the ministry. Although he seemed to have survived that, Lukman was going to be fired on December 1st, had Yar’Adua not taken ill again.

For the past two and a half years, Yar’Adua’s health has been more important than state policy.  He increasingly relied on propaganda, not the truth, to give the impression he was in charge, with the help of government or compromised local media that reproduced reports claiming that he looked “refreshed” or “hale and hearty” even as his ministers and aides privately insisted that Yar’Adua did not pay attention to state matters.

Yar’Adua rarely attends to memos or hold one-on-one meetings with his ministers.  Before finally collapsing two Fridays ago, Yar’Adua had not made many public appearances. In September, he abruptly canceled his trip to the United Nations General Assembly and headed to Saudi Arabia instead, purportedly to open the King Abdullah University for Science and Technology (KAUST).  Yar’Adua’s spin masters went to work by claiming that Yar’Adua’s inability to attend the UNGA was aimed at punishing Obama for skipping Nigeria during his first trip to Africa, as if the UN belongs to Obama. Each time his health failed in public, his aides and Nigeria’s compromised media was on hand to provide an excuse or an explanation. Last week, the level of deceit reach a serious level when both arms of the National Assembly engaged a fake war of words in order to save Yar’Adua an embarrassing public appearance that could have seen him collapse publicly for the first time. Soon after Yar’Adua left for his so-called medical check-up in Saudi Arabia, the National Assembly put aside their differences and welcomed his Special Assistants to submit an unprecedented four-page PowerPoint budget proposal to the NASS.  Investigations showed that the aides actually did not have the bulk of the budget proposal because the budget was not ready in the first place.

Following Yar’Adua’s admission, for the first time, of a life-threatening condition, the battle for the soul of Nigerian politics has now broken out in two cities on two continents: Jeddah and Abuja, with Abuja as the epicenter.

In Abuja, a group loyal to Yar’Adua, led by his Chief Economic Adviser, Tanimu Kurfi and Abba Ruma has sworn to frustrate any talk of handing over of power to Yar’adua’s vice, Goodluck Jonathan.  Even though Jonathan Goodluck claims publicly that everything is okay with him, people knowledgeable about his status told Saharareporters that the report in The Punch newspaper of November 28 that he is being threatened with forced resignation is completely truthful.

Meanwhile, a splinter segment of the pro-Yar’Adua group, led by James Ibori, has moved to Dubai.  Ibori has been operational there since Thursday, and his plan is to keep in close contact with Yar’Adua in Saudi Arabia and help coordinate the anti-Goodluck forces outside the shores of Nigeria. This group has also vowed to convince Yar’Adua not to hand over power. They calculate that Yar’Adua would be superficially healthy enough to return to Nigeria in December or early in 2010 without officially handing over to Goodluck Jonathan. Ibori, who seems to have been assured by someone in the current administration that he will never be convicted for any of his corruption and money-laundering cases, is eyeing the Vice Presidency in 2011, either under Yar’Adua or someone else from the north. 

Late last night, the Abuja pro-Yar’Adua group sent an emissary directly to Jeddah to meet with Yar’Adua in the hospital. The group comprises three persons: Yar’Adua’s son-in-law, Isah Yuguda, businessman Aliko Dangote, and the governor of Kwara State, Bukola Saraki.  They arrived in Jeddah but our source said a face-to-face meeting had not taken place by the close of today. Isah Yuguda is being positioned to become Jonathan’s VP in case Yar’Adua resigns.

Another group of political manoeuvres is led by former President Olusegun Obasanjo, who discreetly moved to Abuja last night to start working quietly with Jonathan.  That group proposes that should Yar’Adua not make it back to power, Jonathan Goodluck should choose Jigawa State Governor, Sule Lamido, as his deputy.

The People’s Democratic Party (PDP) is also considering conducting their presidential primaries in June next year, a few months earlier than scheduled. It is now almost certain that Yar’Adua cannot be a candidate in the 2011 elections, but his supporters are hell-bent on propping him in place until the PDP can conduct its primaries in 2010.

Meanwhile, in Jeddah, Yar’Adua is surrounded by his immediate family, his daughters, wife as well as the governor of Katsina State, Ibrahim Shema. Turai, it is known, is determined that her husband remain in office.

But the true state of his health remains shrouded in high secrecy following the leak in a local Saudi newspaper last week which forced his doctor and aides to partially reveal his immediate condition.  It did not escape Nigerians that the announcement did not reveal the full story about other conditions Yar’Adua is suffering from, or their possible consequences.

Hemp Error,

Which part of PH you reach?

No need for cops in PH. If you quote my name, you can go anywhere you please without fear or trepidation. My name still rings bells in the city.

Rooney was excellent in the game against Chelsea. He affected the game in many ways, and created possibilities for his teammates, unlike Eduardo who is waiting for a "golden chance".

amarilo:
I guess the mod did not see those words i highlighted. Typical Nigerians.

Sharrap dia! My dance of death with Debosky is, and always will be tongue in cheek.

debosky:
I will piss against the wind if the wind is comprised of mindless drones like yourself who harp on about a daft idea not based in reality.

The fools condemning Eduardo’s performances are clueless dolts

You can piss in the wind all you want, just dont wet ya own trousers.

BTW, this isn't a normal wind, this is a cyclone.

I shall leave Presido, Tkb417, Dayokanu, Bluediva, A-40, Eastbay etc to respond to your comments about them being clueless dolts.

Discordant tunes from Gateway Rock as rumours persist about the health of Ademola Ade


Ademola Ade: "Rumours of my illness are exaggerated. I am only in Saudi Arabia on lesser Hajj"

El Gee: "Ademola Ade may be forced to quit Gateway due to ill health."


Following Sam Allardyce's admission to hospital on health grounds, another manager may have succumbed to the stress of top-flight management. Sources in Saudi Arabia say that Ademola Ade is not there on lesser Hajj, but is instead seeking medical attention at Riyadh hospital. Ademola Ade's PR team have so far refuted these rumours, but this strikes a discordant tune to the assertion of rival manager El Gee that Ade is terminally ill, and will be replaced as Gateway boss.

In a further twist, Gateway assistant manager Goodluck Sosiepriala has claimed that he is being pressured to resign his position. This is because Gateway FC's constitution mandates that the assistant manager must step in if the manager is incapacitated. This has caused great consternation with the power-brokers at Gateway FC, who believe that Goodluck Sosiepriala's appointment would go against their power-rotaion agreement. The power-brokers believe that the position of manager of Gateway FC should be reserved exclusively for citizens of Ogun State. The whole FPL waits with bated breath on the outcome of this impasse.


More to follow. . . .

Trust these gaynner idiots to come up with excuses.

Allowed goal ko! Disallowed goal ni!

Like my MOTD commentators said yesterday, 90% of referees would have given a foul against Eduardo.

BTW, you wont hear these losers mention the penalty on Anelka which was overlooked by the ref.

Meanwhile, the deafening condemnation of Eduardos performances by all and sundry should teach this fool Adeballz not to piss against the wind.