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Wily Wily, e be like say dem get plenty computer for that your amnesty camp. . . . you were not posting like this when you were in the creeks fighting the good fight!

Im not concerned with your view on Sanusi. . . . Im concerned with the unutterable jargon you are spewing above about corruption and thievery being par for the course for capitalism. . . . it is shameful that in this day and age, a so-called enlightened fellow could excuse such thievery by drawing inane comparisons with their counterparts in the political sphere. . .

In all honesty, Carraghers offence on Michael Owen was a stone-wall red-card. . . . . as a Chelsea fan, I have learnt that anything is possible at Anfield when the crowd start to intimidate the referee. . . . in this instance, Fergie is 100% correct. . . . but he with a log in his eye should not be pointing out the sawdust in another man's eye. . . . from time immemorial, refs have favoured Man Utd.

I've never read so much bull as I have on this thread. . . last time I read bull like this, it gave me wings.

citizenY:
judgment details? Any forfeitures. Is he the only one, Any appeal? Na there dem go do magic

Na so me sef see am.

And the idiot was yarning opata about Niger-Delta . . .

Are all these in commercial quantities abi na just wetin the States dey use pose?

Nateevs,

How you take accept apology so easy. You no even make shakara sef. If na me, I no go gree o.

@ Crizzle,

I dont even know what you bloody Mancunians are getting worked up for. Putting your hope in Manchester Utd this season is like hoping on the Golden Eaglets to win the Under-17 World Cup. From what I've seen so far this season, the only team with the ability (barring injury) to challenge the mighty blues is Arsenal.


@ BlueDiva,

Collect this e-slap jare!

Whats the GDP per capita of all these countries?

Sanusi is just saying saying what everyone is thinking but he should learn to choose his words more carefully.

It is imperative that the full details of alleged corruption in the banking sector is trashed out in the public domain, so we can decide for ourselves if the crimes committed deserve capital punishment, an indefinite sentence, a definite sentence or community service . . . . with 75% of the loans actually being given by these CEO's to themselves, my personal view is that they should recieve nothing less than the Chinese treatment for corruption.

HNIC:
I can't overstress Daiby's error.

debosky:
Song, Diaby and Mannone lost us this game, making mistakes and unnecessary tackles when completely unwarranted.

1. Diaby was foolish in blocking a player in that manner on the edge of the box, especially when there are TWO other defenders close by.

agabaI23:
Where are the Diaby foot soldier? Dudu where are you? Diaby is bad luck. Any time we are about to make a major move, diaby will just stand on the way.

This is one the numerous tackles Duduspace?

No of tackles my foot.

There is only one word to describe the idiots quoted above - IDIOTS!!! 

How is it Diaby's fault that Zavin Hines took a bad touch, and then ran into him, conning the referee.

Im just watching MOTD and all the analysts agree that Hines fouled Diaby and not the other way round.

The idiots quoted above should try and watch the highlights again without pride or prejudice.

Even if Diaby deliberately fouled the player, is it his fault that Arses cannot defend simple free-kicks?

pffft!

I never said Im doing any Bolton game. . . . make una do wetin una dey do. . . . maybe Ill do one much much later.

How can Borat zoom past Ibime. . . .we're tied on points. . . . thats his glass ceiling. . . temporary relief for him cos of all the transfers I've been making. . . .

[quote author=H.J link=topic=340656.msg4798969#msg4798969 date=1256505742]Yo ibime, u dey vex oh. Well mine is already done, first thing tomorrow mornin, it's sent. Is it supposed to be nairaland's account or the one eldee sets up? Holla[/quote]It's eldee's account which we always use for battles. . . . .remember to use italics or whatever by using the preview function in NL. . . . . I've sent my verse just now. . . . 20 lines max. please.

[quote author=H.J link=topic=340656.msg4798491#msg4798491 date=1256500883]i've already written ma bars since tuesday wen i even asked ibime 4 a battle before he went on wit street.[/quote]I've just finished writing your verse now. . . .

Im gonna send it to nairalandwarcraft@yahoo.com

You can do the same. . . . . 20 lines only. . . . thats all I could manage. . . . I don tire abeg. . .


@ Eldee,

Pls set up the thread for Ibime vs HJ. . . . no long thing. . . . our verses are already in. . . .

streetwize:
I understand u Ibime. . . however I cant turn a blind eye to other things cuz of battlin. . . In fact if u can rememba, I battled u d second time on spontaneity not cuz I planned to. . .U can think whatever u want bout me xhaustin my lifetime of rhymes on u. . . I'll jus hav to prove dat wrong evrytime I battle. . .

Yeah. . . . but being an ill emcee as you are, you would have many ideas to expend before starting from scratch. . . .you go to school, I work 9-5. . . . trust me, a couple of hours on the weekend should be enough for you to de-capitate challengers on a regular basis. . . .

streetwize:
I'll clean up my skool mess and battle sauron next weekend. . . dat okay wif u Sauron?

GBAM!!!

Lemme warn you though. . . . Sauron hasnt battled for months. . . . he must be holding an Arsenal of weapons.  

streetwize:
nawa oh. . . thes guys want kill me oh. . . criously I have skool work to do chief Sauron. . . which kind wahala be dis?

come on man. . . . . when you have the throne, you have to defend it. . . . for all we know, you could have had these punchlines for ya whole lifetime and just dropped them on a fatigued Ibime. . . . if you want to hold the throne, you have to accept one battle a week. . . .Sauron has been trying to take the throne his whole life, but couldnt take it whilst Ibime was defending it. . . . this is his greatest chance to be King in a hot minute. . . . . . . the weekend is enough for you to pen rhymes. . . . I just battled you and Im ready to take on HJ within the next few days. . . . infact Im gonna pen his rhymes tonight. . . . being the King requires you to give opportunity to others. . . . 

dayokanu:
Siddon there, On the flip side, If you didnt also make those changes and buy quality, you might be on the mukina side of the table.

hehehehe. . . . . you just settled my mind, so Im going on a little spending spree

streetwize:
Yo mehn. . . all dis your talk bout long lines ive jus been watchin since. . . yeh I had bout 3 - 4 long lines buh dat was it!!! my lines werent much longer than urs. . . . if ud like to check js scroll up and down between the two verses and u'll see. . . gee. . .

And its not what phrase or word u use. . . its how u use it. , . I could use a friggin cliche and still make it punch and throw people off their seats. . . Isnt dat what genius is all about?. . . thats creativity. . . in fact I blive that its when u use d stuff we use every day and are able to shock people with a wierd perspective of it, thats where d skill comes in, and dats when people drop their hats in respect for u. . . bcuz dey can Identify with d shit your droppin and yet in a vague way 2 seconds ago they couldnt hav thot of it that way. . .

As for the flow yeh I had som long lines. . . but I made sure there was rhymes and multies. . . your talkin lik it didnt have any. . . like it was som kinda story. . . It definitely had a pattern to it unless no amount of wordplay and all coulda made peopl like it. . .

Haaa. . jus had to defend dis shit. .

Anyway now dat its over. . . I can say what has been on my mind 4a 2 days. . . . oga. . . . .

your A FACKIN BEast!!!!!!!. . . DAT VERSE WAS MAD!!. . . The last 6 bars *shakes head* nawa oh. . .

No homo gee. . . . analysing verses is nothing. . . . I wont refrain from putting my points across just because Im involved in the battle. . . . its good to educate observers. . . . . I dont agree with the verdict, but I accept it. . . . RAMPAGE moves on. . . . when is my battle with HJ?

dayokanu:
I had 3 GAYYner players in my team and the most any of them gave me was 2 points.

I don make my transfer already no dulling.

I cant afford to make any more transfers. . . . . my expenditure is going through the roof. . . .I would be top of the league if not for my trigger-happy approach.

I am disappointed with my investment in Arsenal.

dayokanu:
^^^ Watch out for part 2.

More coming soon!!!!

[quote author=Aloy~Emeka link=topic=342649.msg4795591#msg4795591 date=1256453517]How will forensics work in this case?. Are they looking for DNA's on the vaults or what?. One thing is getting a scientific link to the money and another is getting the person to match it to. Nigeria has no CODIS, no record of its citizens, no nothing. For all I know, it could be Akingbemaru or Udezue who are responsible for the stolen money. Oyibo too sabi thief, just pay them money, they will come and speak english for them instead of telling that mamula known as Mrs Waziri that this will not work.[/quote]hehehehehe. . . . . no talk this kain thing for public o. . . .na financial forensics dem dey yarn, not DNA forensics.

We dropping points over here!

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=340656.msg4797346#msg4797346 date=1256487231]That was why you won on FLOW.

Streetwize needs to work a lot on his long lines.[/quote]The game has rules. . . .

Part of creativity is getting your shit to flow. . . . very emcee can attest that the most creative process is not only coming up with a punchline, but fitting it in, and building it up. . . . the cadence of your build-up is what informs seasoned observers that you are not just playing on generic ideas. . . . Im surprised that you gave creativity to streetwise with punches like "stand a chance" "de-liver" "come to your senses" etc. . . . thats why I mentioned genericity. . . . cos a lot of those punches are quite generic. . . . . I give props to the "head-quarters" and "Force/Area = Pressure" lines mostly. . . . but creativity/originality is not the best in his verse. . . no homo.

Well, the people have spoken. . . . Streetwize is a worthy champion, although I feel his lines are too long and wouldnt flow on any beat. . . . as emcees, we often have to discard nice punches on account that they dont fit in with the flow. . . . . still, the streets have spoken. . . . Streetwize is the WARCRAFT champion!

Eldee could you organise a battle with me and HJ for next weekend. . . . the blowback begins here. . . .

Brilliant play by Joey today. . . . perhaps that central position is his best position for real. . . . Deco may have to chill on the bench in this form.

I have to say. . . . Anelka is a brilliant footballer. . . . his intelligence is amazing. . . . the way he's playing from the wing these days is just breathtaking. . . . who needs wingers like Ribery when you have Anelka?

Ok. . . . I am now supporting these boys. . . . they look young enough.

The coach better spend the whole of next week teaching em to defend set-pieces cos thats their main weakness.

Also stop those fools from taking shots from 50 yards all the time.

hehehehe. . . . did someone say Miracle of Damman!!!!!

hehehehehehehe. . . . . this is serious!

hehehehe. . . . this is why I like Naija fans. . . . they came to see entertainment and since Eaglets are not willing to provide it, they are hailing the Germans. . . .ay, ay, ay  

hehehehehe. . . . the curse of TB Joshua is on you people. . . . you should have believed the man of God and gone for 3 days prayer and fasting.