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hehehehehe. . . . .glory be to God. . . . these 16 year-olds are disgracing these old men.

bwahahahahaha. . . . . are these the boys claiming under-17?. . . . .shebi na condition na im make their face dey like kpomo. . . . I no follow again. . . . na Gambia I dey go support.

@ Streetwize,

who talk say I dey vex?

Person say I had no hard lines, I say he must have dropped out of secondary school. . . . Ofoka needs more time to digest my verse. . . . perhaps the punchlines wont dawn on him. . . till the break of day! 

I aint worked up man. . . . we know how Ofoka is 

ofokasibe:
I CANT EVEN PICK ANY HARD LINES FROM IBIME VERSE

I know you didn't complete Secondary school. 

Whats d criteria for voting here?

Flow
Metaphors
Multies
Punches
Creativity
Directness
Genericity

Lets have some seasoned analysis on here.

Why do they have to tell us which primary school they went to? Is that meant to paint them out as youngsters?

Good move by MEND. . . . its time to add an internal dimension to the struggle by putting pressure on corrupt officials. . . .

No worries. . . . my analysis is in. . . .

Chelsea take on the Lancastrians in a 17.30 (GMT, NT) kick-off at Stamford Bridge on Saturday. . . .



Chelsea go into this clash buoyed by a comfortable 4-0 win over Athletico Madrid in the Champions League, but with question marks still hanging over their defending after conceding soft goals from set-pieces against Wigan and Aston Villa in recent weeks. Blackburn go into this match on the back of a 3-2 win over Burnley, but still smarting from a 6-2 thrashing against Arsenal on their last visit to London.

Ricardo Carvalho will probably make way for Branislav Ivanovic in keeping with Carlo Ancelotti’s preference for the latter in games which are expected to involve a lot of aerial challenges. Carvalho’s performance at set-pieces against Aston Villa also weakens his case for inclusion against Blackburn. Didier Drogba will also have to be more diligent at set-piece marking after losing James Collins for Aston Villa’s winner last week, especially as he is the only Chelsea player with the physical profile to mark Blackburn’s Chris Samba effectively. The Congolese goliath is an ever-present threat from aerial balls, and Ancelotti would have been hoping that Alex was available for selection but with only 45 minutes of reserve action under his belt this season, this game comes too soon for the Brazilian centre-back. Michael Ballack makes a welcome return from injury as he is one of Chelsea’s most effective players from set-pieces. Ancelotti will also be glad of his return as Essien, Belletti and Lampard have been unable to effectively fill his shoes on the right-side of the diamond whenever he has been injured.

Thankfully for the Pensioners, one of Blackburn’s stellar performers is Franco Di Santo, the Chelsea loanee who is prohibited from playing against his parent club. Di Santo’s absence throws up a dilemma for Sam Allardyce. Nicola Kalinic, the big-money summer recruit from Hadjuk Split is still struggling to adapt to the English game whilst the portly Benni McCarthy is too work-shy to merit inclusion in the first eleven. In Di-Santo’s absence, Allardyce is likely to recall Jason Roberts, with David Dunn deployed just behind him in a 4-2-3-1 formation. Blackburn’s tactical set-up is a slight variant of the 4-5-1 formation first used in England by Sam Allardyce before Jose Mourinho adopted it at Chelsea. The irony is that Chelsea have now dropped their tried and trusted 4-5-1/4-3-3 in favour of a diamond formation which ensures that Chelsea always have an extra man in midfield, but are exposed on the wings as the onus is on the full-backs to provide their attacking width.

The extra man in midfield is Deco, and Chelsea fans will be hoping that he can help his midfield dominate possession sufficiently enough to deny Blackburn the opportunity to win set-pieces. The lilliputian midfielder is back in favour after falling victim to Guus Hiddink’s preference for a more physical approach. Chelsea fans will recall Deco’s performance away to Stoke last season, where Deco dominated possession so exclusively that Stoke were denied the opportunity to win throw-ins from which Rory Delap could launch his gravity-resistant projectiles. With Petr Cech in shaky form, Chelsea will be hoping that Deco can have the same effect on Saturday.

All said, it should be an interesting match. Let the games begin. . . . .






Chelsea (from Cech, Bosingwa, Belletti, Ivanovic, Carvalho, Terry, Cole, Zhirkov, Essien, Ballack, Deco, Lampard, Malouda, Cole, Anelka, Kalou, Drogba

Blackburn (from Robinson, Jacobsen, Chimbonda,  Emerton, Samba, Givet, Nelson, Olsson, N’Zonzi, Grella, Andrews, Diouf, Pederson, Roberts, McCarthy, Kalinic

ritchboy:
"Atletico is a dreadful team"
i'll quote that again when they plunder a point or three

Yes Sir!

What are you guys scared about?

Atletico is a dreadful team. . . . aren't you following La Liga?

Today is Muki's birthday?

Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!
How old are you now. . . .

Crizzle,

Im not happy with this your pre-analysis.

I am doing th analysis for the Chelsea-Blackburn game.

streetwize:
hmmm. . . ya blood dey hot oh Ibime. . .

I'll battle u when I have d time. . . and I don't construct shit. . . Bleep!!! I dont even have a rhyme book

I write at a stretch. . . on a fackin peice of paper. . d street way!!. . . and if I had a day to myself. . . . hmm. . . no vex me ohhh!!!. . .

In fact I don't even care sef. . . Bleep skool!!. . . eldee set up d thread a abeg!!. . . major shit must go down!!!



In ya mind now. . . u've tricked me into self destruction. .

Yes Sir. . . . . thats the spirit.

Eldee, you know what to do. Stop dragging ya feet like an old man and set up the re-match.

H.J, you just gonna have to wait until I re-up my lyrics at the weekend.

[quote author=H.J link=topic=200489.msg4766498#msg4766498 date=1256022207]Yo Ibime, i kinda second the fact that a battle shouldn't waited be upon until next month. As a matter of fact, how about a battle with you startin off today with tomorrow evening being the time limit. if u 'down', hit me 'up'![/quote]Done!

Eldee can set up the thread and do the hypeman part etc.

eldee:
Ibime Vs Streetwize
Ibime Vs Mailmalc
Ibime Vs H.J

That's three we've got for next month
Who's ready for battle right now??

Next month?

Any rapper who needs a month to construct lyrics is a fake rapper.

Im ready to battle Streetwize this weekend!

If he's scared, Im ready to battle one rapper per week until he feels like he has enough lyrics in his arsenal.

You can call it WARCRAFT - 'Lambs to the Slaughter' series starring Ibime. 

Who's first to get ripped? Im not playing around this time. 

eldee:
@Ibime

Whoa . . . what have I done to deserve a mention??
You know what, even Streetwize must be feeling the pressure so I'll see if I can get him to agree to battle.

streetwize:
when i hav free time. . . . . i'll definitely battle ibime again. . . and you too. . . i'm not dat scared of losing. . . so theres no point backing down

i'll face whoever. . .

hehehe. . .

I need a date, a time and a line limit.

H.J been dope. . . . Im gonna battle him after I take on Streetwize. . . . then MailMalc is next. . . .

What you guys saying about Lampard?

Lampard has not been at all poor this season with the possible exception of the Villa game.

Many assists, a lot of hard work etc. So whats the brouhaha?


I rightly predicted at the start of the season that Lampard will post a very low return this season due to CA's system and the fact that it limits his late arrivals in the box (and when he does, the box is already packed), so I dont think anyone should be surprised.

The whole team was lethargic against Villa. I dont know about you guys but I never got the feeling that the boys were motivated for the match especially after International duty.

It is no surprise that the 2 games we've lost this season were games in which Ballack was injured. One cannot overstate his effectiveness on the right-side of the diamond.

Progress. . . .

I dont think the Ghanaians were chased from PH cos we grew up with many of them. Infact, at least 30% of my teachers were Ghanaian.

That lake already killed hundreds of people when the CO2 escaped from underneath it. Saw it on Discovery channel.

Operation crank the pressure still in effect. . . .



Phock a back and forth/ I grab a sword/ and slash ya chord/
I flow remote control. . . so standby. . . as I channel thoughts/
My hand was forced/ cos Streetwize refused to pass the torch/
So Im on edge. . . pushing you off-ledge. . . when I balance boards!/
You sound softer than Asher Roth/ battling the Dragon Lord/
gays wont lettuce battle. . . . cos they stay getting their salad tossed!/
Im a man of war/ so you’ll get blown in seconds/
Rappers make bold confessions. . . till I start loading weapons/
How could you hold elections/ when my ballot is missing/
I aint Eldee TV. . . . nigga, Im High Definition!/
I dont entertain gimmicks/ or rappers with lame lyrics/
And all my verses are fly. . . cos I spit in plane English!/
I beat you blue and purple/ till ya crew desert you/
Take the lead. . .and get a shell in ya back. . . like Mutant Turtles!/
My worst verse would dispose ya/ Word to Jehovah/
You couldn’t hold my stripes. . . brushing dirt off my shoulder!/

After harnessing verbose lingo to down Eboue, Song and Diaby in the past, Debosky is now coming back to state in plain English that all 3 of them are good players.

Like myself and Dr Kit have said all along, all of these guys are top players if only fickle Gayyners would get off their back.

And Ikwerre Ninjas and Okrika Warlords continue their dance of death. . . . . whats new in PH?

I would hope that anyone who makes spurious allegations on this thread without backing it up with evidence will get banned by the moderators.

This mama-gee or muffin or whatever just registered today and already has 120 posts. I cannot be arguing with a lunatic. Her people back home should gather their money together to take her back home, cos obviously "abroad" isnt for everyone.

muffins:
mschewwwwwwwww, writing a verse my as.s.

Bitch, you better produce evidence or Im recommending you for banning.

Im phucking fuming right now!

muffins:
Looks like google has been put to effect here, next time don't get lyrics from google, get them from ask.com.

Evidence please! 

Imagine putting efforts into writing a verse for some stupid person to just come and make spurious allegations.

mykali:
to whom it may concern.

hehehehehehhehe. . . . .

mykali:
you should have saved this verse for a battle man, wicked punches here and there.

Im just warming up. . . . .this is part of my strategy to put pressure on Streetwise and Eldee until they schedule a battle by popular demand. . . . . 

More illness coming soon. . . . . Im cranking up the pressure on all wannabe Rap Kings. . . . like Mohammed Ali cranking up the pressure on Sonny Liston.

I thought 47 points was a poor haul for MEND FC, until I saw that MEND FC have the 2nd or 3rd best score this week. . . . . 47 points despite having Torres and Gerrard injured is a major achievement, and Ibime Tamuno should be lauded for his adroit use of meagre resources.

Just sharpening my wit. . . .


Every verse you kick to the fans/ gets dissed in the stands/
Even schoolboy defenders wouldn’t give you a chance/
You get split with a lance/ by my vicious advance/
Try to hold my stare . . . and get slipped in a trance/
In every school of thought, my curriculum stands/
Cos my laws are set in stone. . .  like religious commands/
A wink and a glance/ make ya chick drip in her pants/
Cos I give hor’s de prix. . . like bitches in France/
I envelop her breast/ just to help her distress/
You couldn’t give a phuck less. . . cos ya selfish with sex!/
I involve my fans/ and they applaud my stance/
You hang on for dear life. . . till I fall your hand!/
As far as finesse/ Im the hardest to test/
I fart on ya dress/ Nigga pardon the mess!/
A barb to ya breast/ will pin ya cards to ya chest/
Ya rhymes can’t capitalise. . . so it’s hard to invest/
I carve ya cerebral/ with a dart and a needle/
Im like room service. . .  I bring bars to the people/
Im over-par with an equal/ You heartless and feeble/
You arrive in a limo. . .  but depart in a Beatle!/
My verse is tightness/ I splurge in Cyprus/
cos my hands are touched with the curse of Midas/
Ya words are spineless/ so I don’t converse with vipers/
Cos you could type dic.k. . . and still wont get a word in private!/