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Nigga, thoughts and tots have different pronunciations. . . . forced wordplay puts me off.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=345910.msg4842114#msg4842114 date=1257112643]@ Ibime,

Streetwize wins on punches n flow?
Did you swallow some alcohol before posting?[/quote]What happened to your flow bruv. . . . can you honestly look at your verse and tell me you didn't let your flow go just to fit in punches?

As for punches, I think Streetwize got that one. C'mon bruv, you want me to give you points for pronouncing thoughts as tots?

Naijaking1,

naijaking1:
Old boy na wa for you-o!
When you want to see what ignorance looks like, just get a mirrow.

CBN does not own majority share in many of these banks. The role of CBN is to regulate, not to own. Even with injection of a paltry 400 billion naira , CBN is far from being major sharholders. Union bank is worth over 2 trillion, and Sanusi questionably injected 100billion, does that make CBN the major share holder?

I have been to check Union Banks market cap and it tells me here that Union Bank's market cap is about N70bn:

http://www.firstglobalselect.com/scripts/cgiip.wsc/globalone/htm/quote_and_news.r?pisharetype-id=6330


Another reliable source tells me that Union Bank's market cap is $651m or N97bn

http://investing.businessweek.com/research/stocks/snapshot/snapshot.asp?ric=UBNP.LG


If this is the case, then CBN's N100bn investment makes them the majority shareholder (not to mention loans under the EDW which have probably been converted to shares)


Can you show me where you got your info that Union Bank's market cap is N2trn? I hope you are not confusing market cap with net asset value.

I am phucking disappointed that I waited up so long to see these 2 emcees just spit generic lyrics. . . . infact, I want a refund.



Lemme show you how generic both these niggas are:

Streetwize:
Im truly da best/ battlin u is a test?
I already hav u at d-feat and I aint pullin ya legs

Sauron:
Disentangle your leg joints where the clonus in your ankles meet
Then toss the scraps back at you. . . . .  so u can catch defeat!!!

Isn't this the same phucking line?. . . . the same line you can find in a million other textcee battles, just reworded. . .



Here's another one. . .

eldee:
Its slaughter grande/ when I take u apart 2 bump ya chance
rip ya limbs and tape em 2 d ceilin. . yet u wont hav d upper hand

Now check Sauron's verse against me earlier this year. . . .

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-210636.384.html

Sauron:
Every frame i produce is amazingly proof that you couldn't hang with a noose
You say youse the truth? i say you couldn't have the upper hand raising the roof

This is generic shit. . . . just the same old punchlines reworded. . . . when I told mothaphockas that Streetwize verse against me was generic, they thought I was hating. . .



Here's some more generic spits from Sauron:

Sauron:
Then i 'split your personality' equally so next time you'll[i] think twice[/i]

And more genericity from Streetwize:

Streetwize:
So start lockin dis thread/ cuz d loser could be no plainer
Or I'll rip his skull outta his head . . and make d decision a no-brainer

I'm just gonna discount these lines cos there's nothing creative about them, so lemme deal with the rest of the lines.


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My vote:

Punches: Streetwise wins this for his "dentist", "all fours" and "pop slugs" lines.

Flow: Draw - Sauron did not employ his usual flow.

Wordplay: Streetwise

Vocab: Sauron

Multi's: Draw

Metaphor - Draw



Vote - Streetwise


But I wanna see a rematch with focus on originality.

O boy hurry up. . . . sleep dey catch me. . . . since wey you open this thread, you never drop the verses.

Its only in Naija that ignorance carries the day.

What shareholders is Guardian newspapers talking about?

As the newspaper says, the board is appointed by the shareholders.

If I may ask, who is the majority shareholder in the banks?

Abi, no be CBN?

The funny thing about this is that the new boards have not even been voted in yet. Only interim boards have been designated to steady the ship until the new board members are elected at the general meeting of shareholders, where CBN as the largest shareholder will still appoint the lionshare.

The old board members who fell asleep at the till had better go quietly. They have been[i] legally [/i] sacked. If they feel otherwise, there are many courts in the land who will hear their case against CBN, but as usual, they are mudraking for nothing.

[quote author=~Borat~ link=topic=302710.msg4837800#msg4837800 date=1257034561]Ibime must think he is on wall street the way he trades players left and right.
While criz is breaking record for highest number of transfers in a week (9), ibime is setting his own record for hastiest transfer in a game week (halftime) [/quote]Nucca, dont worry about my investment strategies. . . . my returns mimic a J-Curve. . . .Im just breaking even now. . . . you nuccas yield curve is already converging after 11 weeks. . . . Im about to put on the mothaphocking afterburners and leave you behind. . .

Just saw the highlights on MOTD. . . . GUNSHOTS!!!. . . . especially the last goal

I see Wolves have finally dropped Mancienne.

Did anyone see the horrendous mistake by Scott Sinclair for Wigan? That guy has so much dribbling ability but he doesnt know when to use it. He started dribbling in central midfield and caused Wigan to concede their first goal.

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=302710.msg4837375#msg4837375 date=1257025772]Ibime and Dayokanu where y'all @? Keep up niggas i ain't seeing u guys in ma rearview mirror[/quote]hehehehehe. . . .

Niggas want me to slow down, but f*ck that, Ima speed up/ Tell them niggas to keep up/


The team Im holding right now is nothing to play with. . . .short term nuccas will bow in the long run!

CRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZLEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

I no fit shout!

Your investments yielded immediate dividends!!!!

I'm still struggling to earn returns on investments I made several weeks ago!

Man, whats taking so long for XENOPHOBIA?

Where the hell is Mailmalc?

The 4-0 streak continues. . . . goal difference being amassed!

Fantasy points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

Drogbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

Nice one!

Decooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

Whats happening to DD?. . . . did he miss open goal?

ritchboy:
I was disappointed not to see nasri come on. I think he should take diaby's role when he regains full fitness. He's some player, i tell ya.

There's no chance of Nasri taking Diaby's place mate. . . Diaby's presence is what gives Fabregas licence to burst forward whenever he needs. . . . playing Arsenal with Nasri in central midfield would be like slicing a hot knife through butter just like Anelka did last season.

I dont know why I put Song on the bench for Michael Turner. . . . Song scored 6 points whilst Turner is on -1. . . . he better score a goal in the 2nd half. 

Nice one!

nateevs:
Hey you've got Myp2p2 . .
Game's on there. .

Im not home bruv. . . .

how are we playing?. . . . I cant watch the game. . . . any working links (Media player only)

Is the peace in Niger-Delta secured?

One or two islands of Cape Verde have some foilage, but most Islands are desert. . . . c'mon bruv, I was in Boavista in Cape Verde only 3 weeks ago.

Ikomi:
I think you should look at it as another form of social correctnes.

Why should flat women make vulnarable men think they are busty. You tell me.

There next move should be on make ups and hair extensions, I myself am tired of make believes.

No woman is ugly these days.

I mean there was a time when you could look a woman in the face and without a second thought you could say "that girl is ugly", and the whole neighbourhood would agree with you.

You just dont say that anymore, cause the next minute she could come out looking gorgeous all because of make ups.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA. . . . . this is NL post of the year!

hehehehehe. . . . . niggas will do anything to get their hands on a pair of titties.

They need to first worry about getting the Rwandan militias and Lords Resistance army out of their country before worrying about going to space. . . .

If only 60% of Botswana live above the international poverty line of $1.25/day, they should hang their head in shame.

Cape Verde, a group of desert islands where they even have to import water has only 20% of people living below $1.25 a day.

Ignorance. . . .

debosky:


Ibime are you joking? So you associate with criminals and southern scum players?

Anyways, Redknapp's comments will be rammed in his throat by a pulsating Arsenal performance today.

I aint joking bruv. . . . Lennon was sitting in the cell with a £50,000 watch on his hands. . .

Only an idiot would pour scorn on the considerable talents of Alex and Ivanovic. . . . Ivanovic and Alex are both better than Carvalho, and would easily make the list of top 7 or 8 centre-backs in the EPL.

One of ma acquaintances just phoned me to tell me he was banged up at Hornsey Police Station for disorderly. . . . . guess who was in the next cell. . . . Aaron Lennon!. . . . .Aaron says he didnt do anything wrong. . . . I guess we'll find out in the papers soon enough. . .