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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by Ibime(m): 2:00pm On Oct 07, 2009
Eastbay:
Richardson kicked the ball away,to his left. To touch.
Liar, liar, pants on fire!

Back it up with video.

The Man Utd player tried to play the freekick 10 yards in front of where the offence took place. Richardson kicked it back to where the foul was committed.
Politics › Re: Liquidity Crisis: Nigeria To Pump $2 Bln Oil Money Into Economy by Ibime(m): 1:55pm On Oct 07, 2009
What is the purpose of a stimulus if not to pass money from government to market through purchase of labour and raw materials?

Will the $2bn proposed ever touch the common man or will it be eaten by councillors, Governors and Ministers?

How about their budgetary allocation which the respective tiers of Govt receive every month? Have they ever used it to stimulate liquidity or do they stash it in Swiss banks?

The only stimulus Nigeria needs is the forced appropriation of assets of all former and serving politicians and leaders. Put that back into the economy and the economy will be buoyant overnight.

Bloody thieves!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by Ibime(m): 1:44pm On Oct 07, 2009
Emperoh:
[color=#550000]Ibime
U lie. . . . .Richardson's case was that of dissent.
A Sunderland player was booked just about 5mins ago for the same offence he got a second yellow card for
It was inevitable he got a yellow. . . . . Wiley stopped play for an infringement and instead of backing off, he kicked the ball away.
What was that? Not many referees will tolerate that and unfortunatel for Kieran, Wiley was one of them.
Thats wrong. . . . Richardson simply tried to kick the ball back to where the original foul took place, but it was misconstrued by Wiley as dissent. . . . that was the only mistake Wiley made on the day.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only. In Wenger We Trust! by Ibime(m): 1:30pm On Oct 07, 2009
Can you blame Diaby for his incompatibility with Arsenals brand of "give I give" passing.

Diaby isnt a player who should be taking too many touches on the ball. He is an off-the-ball runner like Renato of Sevilla and those type of players. He is a player who's style of play is perfect for the counterattack, not Arsenals style of chilling on the edge of the box, passing the ball around until they manage to probe an opening.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by Ibime(m): 12:14pm On Oct 07, 2009
[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=319383.msg4683719#msg4683719 date=1254913618]It is about Wiley too far away to spot the match-deciding incidents.[/quote]All of which he got 100% correct except ironically the sending off of Richardson.


[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=319383.msg4683719#msg4683719 date=1254913618]Besides, it took him forever to book players and he was always stalling for time to catch his breath.[/quote]Thats his style. Wiley never rushes his decisions. I prefer when a referee takes time to make his decisions so that players can calm down.
Rap Battles › Re: ***WARCRAFT 2-CHAOS IN NAIRALAND** OFOKA VS STREETWISE*** NO HOLDS BARRED by Ibime(m): 12:11pm On Oct 07, 2009
hehehehehehe. . . .
Rap Battles › Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by Ibime(m): 12:10pm On Oct 07, 2009
Nice verse H.J.

You know, I know a lot of Jumbos in PH. Perhaps your cousins and all that.
Politics › Re: Death Penalty For Kidnappers - 36 Govs Advocate by Ibime(m): 11:20am On Oct 07, 2009
We have had death penalty in Rivers State since 19 kporodim, thats why kidnapping has gone down in Rivers State.

They should implement it cos it seems kidnapping done reach Kaduna sef.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Fans by Ibime(m): 11:16am On Oct 07, 2009
toba:
Guy toni kroos is on loan to leverkusen.As for d best wingers i tink ribery, robben&simon rufels of werder bremen
so far this season. Robbery has barely played.

Rolfes plays for Leverkusen, and is he a winger sef?

From what I've seen so far, the wingers killing it are Obasi, Elia and that Marko Marin.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by Ibime(m): 9:33am On Oct 07, 2009
The senile old fool called SAF must have recoiled in embarassment yesterday when it was revealed that Alan Wiley covered more km in the Man Utd vs Sunderland game than all but 7 of the players on the pitch.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Fans by Ibime(m): 9:28am On Oct 07, 2009
DK, what is Toni Kroos doing at Leverkusen? I've been seeing him in their matches. Did you sell him?

Am I correct in saying that Eljerio Elia and Obasi Ogbuke have been the best wingers in Germany so far this season?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by Ibime(m): 5:05pm On Oct 06, 2009
Nani just needs to cut his hair and the press will get off his back. The English press dont like sleek looking greasy mothaphockas so they give him stick, informing everyone elses opinion in the process.

Nani had been playing well up to the Stoke game, and definitely representing more than Valencia.
Politics › Re: Editorial: Amnesty, MEND And The Need For Further Dialogue by Ibime(m): 3:45pm On Oct 06, 2009
Chidi Opara is a right-thinking individual.
Rap Battles › Re: *********-WARCRAFT-*********: -ANARCHY- (Ibime Vs Streetwise) by Ibime(m): 12:49pm On Oct 06, 2009
I think this sudden surge of interest calls for a tournament to crown the king of NL rap.

Chamotex is still holding on to his throne but his claim to the throne is weak  grin

Eldee is mandated to organise a tournament with the rappers we have on board:

Sauron
Streetwise
Chamotex
Mailmalc
Ibime
Mykali
Ofokasibe

Possible entrants:

Prince 82?
lalaboi?
MrCrackles?
Malthus?
Wordsmith?
Manickal?
Dyabman?

If we can get 8 emcees, or sixteen emcees, we're good to go.

Battles will be drawn on a seeded basis at Eldee's discretion.

With one battle a week, we can wrap this up by mid-November.

What say ye?
Politics › Re: Tompolo To Guard Oil Pipelines by Ibime(m): 12:03pm On Oct 06, 2009
Beaf:
Tompolo is a very decent and reliable guy.
Dont bet ya house on it. . . . Tompolo is an illiterate who can easily be influenced to play to his masters tune. . . . if he ends up "guarding the pipelines" as this story says (not sure if its true), will that not bring him into conflict with the next wave of MEND fighters. . . . I hope you would know by now that MEND is not the fighters on the ground, but the people who call the shots in the background. . . .
Politics › Re: Imagine This:senator Laments Low Birth Rate Among Ndigbo by Ibime(m): 12:00pm On Oct 06, 2009
hehehehehe. . . . . bush man.
Rap Battles › Re: *********-WARCRAFT-*********: -ANARCHY- (Ibime Vs Streetwise) by Ibime(m): 11:21am On Oct 06, 2009
eldee:
@Ibime & BJ
We can't give Ibime a rematch just yet. . . .He has to join the waiting list like everyone else.
For now Ibime is now a bleeping mere mortal.

We need to get Streetwize to build his cred and update his CV.
He might just be a flash in the pan like people we've seen in the past.

Sauron's already offered a challenge . . . I'll try to see if Wordsmith or Mailmalc would mind too.
This bloke is a bleeping Pacquiao bruv . . .
Nah nucca!

I want my rematch.

Im going on holiday in couple of days. Ill be back the upper week to murder this kid.

In the meantime, he can battle Sauron or whoever.

Lets see if he got more punches, or if he hit me with his lifetime collection.


BTW, Im Spitzofrenik, not Streetwise. . . . check your ring announcement again.
Politics › Re: Elombah.com Says Soludo Implicated In Polymer Naira Notes Bribery Scandal! by Ibime(m): 10:17am On Oct 06, 2009
[quote author=Gold-mind link=topic=332857.msg4673893#msg4673893 date=1254783547]Also remember that the Prof is a forex investor.[/quote]Which kain reasoning be dis? Have you never heard of conflict of interest?
Politics › Re: Amnesty: Militants Drag Yar’adua To Court by Ibime(m): 10:11am On Oct 06, 2009
stiyke:
In affidavit in support sworn to by one Daddy Mac-harry of Buguma City, Asaiga, Rivers State,
hehehehe. . . . . these Kalabari people their names sef.

Asari, kudos for your stance. . . . but be careful o. . . . they are coming for you.
Politics › Re: Still On Sacked Bank Ceo's - What Happens To The Vanguard Newspaper Claim? by Ibime(m): 10:08am On Oct 06, 2009
Afam:
Now, people are manufacturing reasons to include sacking additional 3 just to prove that the Vanguard report was wrong. Why must we get to this?

So, the number 5 is the only important parameter to support a newspaper report even when the report claimed there was a plan to take over the 5 top banks in the country by the North.

Meanwhile, how many of the new MD/CEOs are from the North?

Let us for once stick to facts, logic and common sense. Present the facts let the reading public make up their minds. Do not attempt to think for anybody and more importantly do not try to convince anybody. Just the facts.
GBAM!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only. In Wenger We Trust! by Ibime(m): 10:05am On Oct 06, 2009
Where is Adeballz?

He owes me several apologies for dissing first Song and now Diaby!

Can we now conclude that Adeballz is a "fickle" analyst and does not have an eye for players like moi?  grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by Ibime(m): 10:01am On Oct 06, 2009
duduspace:
Where is that guy who was making noise about the future "World Class players" in the Chelsea team? our reserve team just dealt with your reserve team in the Reserve league. 2-0 was the final score. All those guys yu were hypeing Borini, Hutchinson and more importantly Joe Cole were in that team that was given a soccer lesson by our young lads.
look at this doodoo face. Only Gaynners make noise about reserve team football. Who told this guy that the main objective of reserve team football is to win?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Unskilful Michael Essien In Mtn Sa 2010 Advert by Ibime(m): 9:58am On Oct 06, 2009
Wetin concern you?

Do you know that Enoch Showunmi was used as a body-double for Patrick Vieira in an advert.

Its quite normal to have freestylers standing in for professional footballers.
Rap Battles › Re: *********-WARCRAFT-*********: -ANARCHY- (Ibime Vs Streetwise) by Ibime(m): 7:58am On Oct 06, 2009
We no go gree o! We no go gree! grin grin grin

All's fair in love and war. You cant defeat Floyd Mayweather and not give him a rematch.

Streetwize, how about it?
Rap Battles › Re: *********-WARCRAFT-*********: -ANARCHY- (Ibime Vs Streetwise) by Ibime(m): 11:37pm On Oct 05, 2009
Hold da fuccccccccck up!

Im gonna take this kid apart.

Give me one more chance like the Jackson 5!!! grin
Rap Battles › Re: Rap Lines You'll Never Forget by Ibime(m): 11:27pm On Oct 05, 2009
[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=18479.msg4673779#msg4673779 date=1254781464]Who do you think will win a battle between Bis and Immortal Technique?[/quote]Who the phock is Immortal Technique in the stratosphere of battle emcees?


BTW, have you seen that new kid on the board called streetwize. . . . he just handed me my ass on a silver platter. . . . nucca got punchlines for dayz!!!
Rap Battles › Re: *********-WARCRAFT-*********: -ANARCHY- (Ibime Vs Streetwise) by Ibime(m): 10:56pm On Oct 05, 2009
sheeeeeet. . . . . I dont usually big-up opponents but I just gotta comment on these lines:


streetwize:
My reign leaves you sour/ cuz I dictate to devour
He squares up to d king. . . . . but gets no[i] raise to d power[/i]

I'm blessed with skill/ and u best quickly learn
dat an attempt to school d devil . . . only yields first degree burns

Those old verses you penned are skilless/ and show proverbial weakness
and ya current flow. . . Im sorry!! . . . shows no potential difference

Dis z Overkill/and be sure voters will/ choose d flows dats real
His bore. . . they dig mine. . . ya'll know da drill
grin grin grin

This shit is priceless!!!

I didnt know what this nigga was holding. I want a mothaphocking rematch!!! angry
Rap Battles › Re: *********-WARCRAFT-*********: -ANARCHY- (Ibime Vs Streetwise) by Ibime(m): 10:10pm On Oct 05, 2009
Sheeeeeeet!  grin lipsrsealed undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Drogba Vs Torres. Who's The Best? by Ibime(m): 7:42pm On Oct 05, 2009
[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=331646.msg4672688#msg4672688 date=1254766768]Steve Wilson's(BBC) verdict:

More arguments, please.[/quote]What do you expect from an English journalist.

Steve Wilson is an idiot.

We are comparing Torres and Drogba, this one dey call Rooney name.
Politics › Re: Elombah.com Says Soludo Implicated In Polymer Naira Notes Bribery Scandal! by Ibime(m): 4:49pm On Oct 05, 2009
naijaking1:
When 'reasonable' people you begin to imply that the evidence against the former CBN governor is because he sent his kids to expensive schools, and had 2 houses in UK, then the deep seated hatred and unwarranted aggression against Igbos begin to show themselves.
Dont be silly now. . . . I was reacting to a newspapers report questioning Soludo's wealth, detailing that he only earned about N10m a year or so as head of CBN. . . . when I was informed of the fees he earns from consultancy, I retracted my position.

In your usual reactive fervour, you have seen this as an anti-Igbo agenda despite my oft-stated support for the Biafran cause. Why should I not have a right to question Soludo knowing the corrupt practices that went unchecked under his watch at CBN? According to the Australians, a bribe was paid under Soludo's tenure. I dont know if he was in charge of procurement of contracts, but I am subscribing to the thread all the same to see what becomes of the case. . . . am I not allowed to have my suspicions?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Football League 2009/2010 by Ibime(op): 4:38pm On Oct 05, 2009
mukina2:
Mend Fc go soon run down grin
They all cant wait to see MEND FC go down. The downfall of a lion is cause for jubilation amongst the weaker animals in the jungle.

Fortunately, Ibime Tamuno's promise to all fans of MEND FC still stands: Beyond any shadow of doubt, MEND FC will win the league this season.
Politics › Re: Elombah.com Says Soludo Implicated In Polymer Naira Notes Bribery Scandal! by Ibime(m): 4:34pm On Oct 05, 2009
naijaking1:
If only people could control their anti-Igbo rhetorics for one second, then we would all focus on getting to the bottom of this case. My recommendation of parading a convicted bribery taker naked in handcuffs around the market square should be applied to all and sundary without regards to tribe, religion, or political patronage. This ideal may seem too high for some tribalistic mudrackers in this forum like ndu chucks and Ibime, but that is the proper approach.
Is this necessary?

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