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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 3:09pm On Oct 17, 2009
[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=200489.msg4684013#msg4684013 date=1254916015]QUICK DROP:

You know i'm a vet - pro, i'm the best. . .only known with respect.
Flowin wit text that got ya eyes buggin like i'm chokin ya neck!!

Like you owe me a debt - i read ya shyt n felt dead when i stopped
How can you say you are sick when ya feedbacks are better than ya drops?

This retard is a wussie - you'll lose if you push-me, dude-youse a rookie
And the only reason you get 'all cats' is cuz your posse is full of pussys!!

Few who mistook me now know i'm a legend with letters n scripts,
Plus i'm sure you never heard of a verse worded better than this!!

Cuz i'm a veteran n yet you are average with this battle rap
Sauron's the dominant species and you are rappin in our habitat

You dope? Nah, best bet again and 'make room' like a 'wonder bra'
Becuz my 'beats got more brass' than the 'knuckles of you underdogz

I finish my business, so sick of these gimmicks with the medals
Sauron ain't hatin, just 'losing more patients' than 'clinics in the ghettos

You are dud, i'm on top, my raps are hot, y'all sound like knobs when you drop
Just ask God. . . . .i'll 'leave you in stiches' like you have been 'laughin alot.[/quote]How many times you gonna keep dropping the same shit?

This isn't a quick drop, this is a recycled drop!

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-157494.1152.html



@ Eldee/lalaboi. . . . . one of you'se should open up the freestyle thread abeg. . . . Im gonna be dropping verses there constantly to crank up the pressure on mother.phockers. . . . grin grin grin
Investment › Re: Stockbrokers Condemn Publication Of New Debtors' Lists by Ibime(m): 2:57pm On Oct 17, 2009
Was it not the shareholders of the banks who called for the lists to be published?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Aston Villa - Chelsea On Saturday October 17th [2-1] by Ibime(m): 2:54pm On Oct 17, 2009
Pure rubbish!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Aston Villa - Chelsea On Saturday October 17th [2-1] by Ibime(m): 1:25pm On Oct 17, 2009
We look like we're suffering a hangover from International week.
Rap Battles › Re: ************WARCRAFT:XENOPHOBIA- (Streetwize Vs Mailmalc)********* by Ibime(m): 1:27am On Oct 17, 2009
Who locked the freestyle thread. . . . abeg make una open am. . .I got some fresh spit. . . . lalaboi?
Sports › Re: U-20 World Cup Final: Ghana Wins Brazil [4 - 3] on Penalties by Ibime(m): 9:49pm On Oct 16, 2009
My fellow Ghanaians!

Pls join me in celebrating this victory for our great country. Our boys have done us proud today!

Winner oh oh oh winner
Winner oh oh oh winner
Ghana we don win oh, winner
kpata kpata we go win again oh, winner!
Politics › Re: Bankole To Niger Delta: Your Leaders Failed You by Ibime(m): 7:25pm On Oct 16, 2009
It is not surprising that whenever the name Niger-Delta is mentioned, idiots cannot wait to show their stupidity on a public forum.

They say we should hold our leaders accountable.

How would they like us to hold our leaders accountable? Through legal means or through the use of violence?

It is funny that those who decry violence the most would be the first to tell us to hold our leaders accountable.

As far as I know, the only legal means by which we can hold our leaders accountable is by prosecution, a method which is rendered void by the immunity clause, voted into law by Hon Mr Speaker Bankole and his thieving cohorts in the House of Reps/Assembly.

I know of no Niger-Deltan who loves Odili, Ibori, Alams etc.

So where do idiots get the idea that our leaders steal because we allow them to?

Our leaders steal because the Nation allows them too.

After una sort out una legislative process, then you can throw stones in our backyard.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Football League 2009/2010 by Ibime(op): 3:33pm On Oct 16, 2009
whoa. . . . . so Gerrard and Torres are injured?

What is MEND FC gonna do? huh huh huh

Time to make some changes!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Weekly Football Match Threads: How Well Can You Pre-analyse? by Ibime(m): 3:19pm On Oct 16, 2009
Cristalz:
@Ibime
I remember you once made fun of a pre-match analysis I did.
You were probably kiddin' but now here's your chance to do better or take what you get. grin
Who is Chelsea playing next week?

I'll provide the pre-match bla bla bla for that game.

Who is providing the analysis for the Chelsea-Villa game?
Politics › Re: Bankole To Niger Delta: Your Leaders Failed You by Ibime(m): 3:14pm On Oct 16, 2009
As speaker of the house, Bankole has the power to pass the laws to fight the corruption which plagues us both inside and outside the Niger-Delta. Therefore the failure of "Niger-Delta leaders" is the failure of Bankole.
Politics › Re: MEND Say No More Ceasefire: by Ibime(m): 1:09pm On Oct 16, 2009
MEND never accepted amnesty so why are people shocked?

Have the underlying issues been addressed?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Weekly Football Match Threads: How Well Can You Pre-analyse? by Ibime(m): 11:22am On Oct 16, 2009
Pre-match ogini?

Save job for the mods abeg.

How much are you people paying for the courtesy?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Football League 2009/2010 by Ibime(op): 11:19am On Oct 16, 2009
MEND FC is back with a vengeance!

I took my boys to training camp during the international break and we're back to wreck shop.

Who want it?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Obama Wins 2009 Nobel Peace Prize by Ibime(m): 2:52am On Oct 16, 2009
Obaman, more grease to your elbow jare!

Dont hate, congratulate! No long ting.
Rap Battles › Re: ************WARCRAFT:XENOPHOBIA- (Streetwize Vs Mailmalc)********* by Ibime(m): 2:45am On Oct 16, 2009
Regardless of the drop-off in level from Streetwise, I still think he won this battle, especially because of this line:

Now your on all fours/ cuz ma rhymes knock ya socks off
I spout acid. . . your below my base. . . so convert. . . or log off.



Perhaps there are too many arts students on NL, but I think thats a very nice line.


Anyway, y'all can go ahead with the re-match since wise heads claim this a draw.



Meanwhile, Im back from my travels and Im ready to rumble. Eldee set it up before I force your hand. cool

Ibime vs Streetwise (Revenge of the Master) is the real box-office that can take the WarCraft brand to a global audience. cheesy

I dont see anyone else too overeager to battle Streetwise after MailMalc.
Business › Re: Amnesty: Nigeria Earns N18b From Oil Daily by Ibime(m): 2:37am On Oct 16, 2009
The next wave of disquiet in the Niger-Delta will make yesterday's pale in comparison, just like Saro-Wiwa made Adaka Boro look like chicken-feed and MEND made Saro-Wiwa look like chicken-feed. This N18bn per day or whatever is temporary reprieve for Naija and a pyrrhic victory for Yar'Adull. A false peace bought by a false amnesty. You will hear from ND soon enough. Dont cross your fingers.
Celebrities › Re: Where Is Agbani Darego? by Ibime(m): 9:57pm On Oct 07, 2009
Heads up Agbani.

Pressure got too much for her at one stage, thats why she started avoiding Nigerians. She's doing well for herself now though. She was never into all the hype, just a shy girl who got thrown into the limelight.
Sports › Re: Germany Vs Nigeria (U-20 World Cup) [3 -2] Ouch! by Ibime(m): 9:51pm On Oct 07, 2009
rasputinn:
DOWN WITH NIGERIAN FOOTBALL,DOWN WITH GREEN EAGLES,AWAY WITH PAPA EAGLES,
You all (including your okpolor eyed coach) will watch SA 2010 on your TV screens or from the stands,useless buncha footballers
Amen!
Sports › Re: Drop Ur Prayers Here Ahead The Clash.(nigeria Germany) by Ibime(m): 9:46pm On Oct 07, 2009
Father Lord, Almighty Savior, The defender of our faith.

Why did you not defend our faith O Lord?

Since you did not defend our faith, why did you not teach our defenders how to defend?

They say Heaven suffers violence and the violent take it by force.

Father right now, we are feeling violent.

Why did you turn your back on us O Lord like the proverbial virgins who did not oil their lamp.

Why O Lord did you forsake us in our time of need?

May God punish you O Lord.

Amen!
Politics › Re: Imagine This:senator Laments Low Birth Rate Among Ndigbo by Ibime(m): 9:41pm On Oct 07, 2009
Dede1:
I could not believe the number of haters of Ndigbo that came out of wood-walk to audaciously attack the personality of the Senator from Ebonyi State and heavy-handedly impugned the character of the statesman.

I do not give a slightest hoot about the comments of the non-Igbo cretins that characterized the statement of Senator Agbo as sacrilegious. However, I am totally piqued by brainless and goofy comments towards the Senator from chaps that may called themselves Igbo.

Believe me, the aforementioned Senator might not be a prophet but his comments regarding the dwindling population of Ndigbo could be regarded as a lamentable gospel from the creator.

There are few incoherent drivels posted by couple of latent idiots whose main stock of trade is hatred for the Ndigbo. One such slowpoke alluded to a constituted public nuisance at Alaba market and another fool pointed out how the Ndigbo may have issues feeding their kids. What an irony of malign idiosyncrasy? Typical Igbo parents, if required, will crack palm kernel all day in the process of seeing their offspring through university studies. To these morons, I pledge that you jump off cliff and break a neck.

In the history of the cesspit called Nigeria, there is no healthy Igbo person that turned a pan-handler. But this could be said about certain ethnic groups in Nigeria and yet the men from these ethnicities are found with at least two or more wives. As always with case of Nigeria, some of loudmouthed maggots would feel happy to jump on the back of the Senator from Igboland but tend to keep blind eyes on the composition of the pan-handlers on the streets of Nigeria and its correlation with ethnicities other than Igbo.

In the lure of impending disintegration of the colonial contraption called Nigeria, the resultant nation states must engage in wars of attrition and expansionism. Ndigbo should need able bodied men to withstand the carnage that would trail the demise of the jungle called Nigeria. Olusegun Obasanjo alone could supply the Oduduwa Republic with a battalion of infantry soldiers and the same goes to Alhaji Atiku to Arewa. But Dr. Ekwueme could not supply the Igboland Repubulic with two soldiers.

My people say that Igwe bu ike.
My friend sharrap dia! cool

Igbo land is already overpopulated!
Sports › Re: Germany Vs Nigeria (U-20 World Cup) [3 -2] Ouch! by Ibime(m): 9:22pm On Oct 07, 2009
chamotex:
Ibime can you please tell me what John Terry woulda done as the last man in that situation?
That defender shoulda brought down the goal scorer, get a red and GAME ON . . . .  lack of experience!!!
As the slowest (and one of the tallest) men in the team, Terry will NEVER be the last man from a corner. The last m[b]e[/b]n will be Bosingwa and Ashley Cole. . . . fast enough to stop any counterattacks.

Does SiaSia phocking practice set-piece positioning with his team at all?

This is simple ABC.

Fortunately I have learnt never to expect any modicum of sanity from any Nigerian.


Thank God the boys are out. From day one, I never put my heart in this team. I never support any underaged Naija team. I prefer they lose sef. . . . until MRI scans are introduced.
Sports › Re: Germany Vs Nigeria (U-20 World Cup) [3 -2] Ouch! by Ibime(m): 9:12pm On Oct 07, 2009
[size=14pt]SOMEONE TELL MY WHY THE SLOWEST (AND TALLEST) PLAYER, OBIORAH WAS OUR LAST MAN BACK FROM THE CORNER?

WHERE WAS THE SHORT RIGHT BACK ABE. DONT TELL ME HE WENT FORWARD TO ATTACK THE CORNER AND LEFT SLOW OBIORAH AS THE LAST MAN![/size]
Sports › Re: Germany Vs Nigeria (U-20 World Cup) [3 -2] Ouch! by Ibime(m): 9:05pm On Oct 07, 2009
ayodede:
For Siasia, managers have a reason why they make their captains midfielders and defenders. Siasia still has to learn somethings, most especially about Defense and Discipline.
Good point.

Ighalo as captain? what a joke? How can he organise his team from the front. The guy is a wastepipe sef. Who put the idiot in the team?

The most damning thing about SiaSia's tactics is that he put the slowest (and tallest) player (Obiorah) as the last line of defence when we are taking a corner.

Shouldnt a fast player like Abe (who is also short) be the last line of defence. What the fuuucck was Abe doing attacking the corner.

Fullbacks are supposed to stay back when their side have a corner, not slow centre backs.
Sports › Re: Germany Vs Nigeria (U-20 World Cup) [3 -2] Ouch! by Ibime(m): 9:01pm On Oct 07, 2009
[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=332306.msg4687918#msg4687918 date=1254945538]I still blame SIASIA.[/quote]The truth is that Nigerian players are simply uncoachable.

Gone are the days when we had intelligent players like Oliseh, Keshi and Finidi.

Same thing happened against Ghana in ACN 2008.
Sports › Re: Germany Vs Nigeria (U-20 World Cup) [3 -2] Ouch! by Ibime(m): 8:58pm On Oct 07, 2009
All we are witnessing from these animals are the dividends of democracy.

These players no go school.

I have never seen so many baboons on the pitch at the same time.

The only players who went to school there are Obiorah and Rabiu.
Sports › Re: Germany Vs Nigeria (U-20 World Cup) [3 -2] Ouch! by Ibime(m): 8:55pm On Oct 07, 2009
"David Ginola is the murderer of the team ,  he sent an Exocet missile through the heart of French football ,  David Ginola committed a crime against the team, I repeat, a crime against the team."(Gerard Houllier)

"Lukman Haruna is the murderer of the team ,  he sent an Exocet missile through the heart of Nigerian football ,  Lukman Haruna committed a crime against the team, I repeat, a crime against the team."(Ibime)
Sports › Re: Germany Vs Nigeria (U-20 World Cup) [3 -2] Ouch! by Ibime(m): 8:52pm On Oct 07, 2009
"David Ginola is the murderer of the team , he sent an Exocet missile through the heart of French football , David Ginola committed a crime against the team, I repeat, a crime against the team."(Gerard Houllier)

"Lukman Haruna is the murderer of the team , he sent an Exocet missile through the heart of Nigerian football , Lukman Haruna committed a crime against the team, I repeat, a crime against the team."(Ibime)
Sports › Re: Germany Vs Nigeria (U-20 World Cup) [3 -2] Ouch! by Ibime(m): 8:36pm On Oct 07, 2009
These animals are proof that education is vital for success even in football.

The stupid right back instead of heading the ball out, let it drop to the winger behind him, which is what led to Germany's equaliser.
Politics › Re: Liquidity Crisis: Nigeria To Pump $2 Bln Oil Money Into Economy by Ibime(m): 5:06pm On Oct 07, 2009
Seun:
Heh. Idiocy. And I'm not talking about politicians,
I'm talking about the reporters who report propaganga as news.
Are you saying this story is a fib?
NYSC › Re: My NYSC Experience In Rivers State by Ibime(m): 5:01pm On Oct 07, 2009
Welcome to Rivers State.

Be sure to sample the local delicacies  wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by Ibime(m): 2:40pm On Oct 07, 2009
Emperoh:
Ibime,
Be truthful for once. you are about the only Chav who makes sense
Coming here to paint white black will not be condoned. . . . .you will be utterly and mercilessly punished tongue grin
You are warned!! grin Richardson kicked the ball off the spot where he commited a foul!!
Be Warned!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZgb0HMF9oc

Watch the video at 5.20 mins
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by Ibime(m): 2:35pm On Oct 07, 2009
Eastbay:
Oga Ibime,
you saw the game,why do I need to back it up with video?
Produce the video, lets see where Kieran kicked the ball to.

I watched the match, and he kicked it back to where the offence was committed. The Man Utd player tried to cheat by taking a quick freekick in advance of where the original foul took place. Kieran had no option but to impede on the unfair advantage accrued to Man Utd. Every player would do the same.

Now, either produce the video or be branded a liar!  cool

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