₦airaland Forum

nateevs:
I am not against teams parking the bus if they have to do so. .
I was complaining about our own tactics and how we need to vary things sometimes when we find ourselves in a spot. . .

We dont have to worry about teams parking the bus if we start with the right formation or personnel. . . . its funny how the diamond gives us no width. . . . until they take Mikel off. . . . soon as Mikel comes off, we start seeing Ashley Cole, Anelka and Bosingwa pulling out wide to provide width. . . . perhaps because Mikel is too slow in possession. . . . by the time he releases the pass, the fullbacks runs have already been spotted by the opposition and their runs checked. . .

Drooooooooooooooooooooggbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

@ All Chelseans,

Are you enjoying this nonsense?

I have never seen an idiot like CA who would try to convert Drogba into Dennis Bergkamp.



Players who are neutralised by CA's diamond formation:

Lampard: No chance to get into the box

Drogba: Has been converted to Dennis Bergkamp, always coming deep to receive the ball. . . . and subsequently losing it.

Essien: The formation just doesnt fit him

Anelka: Ineffective upfront, lacks the strength to lead the line.


CA will be gone by Christmas.

Beaf:
I want to know where the bank of England or UK govt sacked any banker.
Everybody knows the UK is the worst hit country in this downturn, yet they didn't behave in these strange ways we're hearing from Nigeria.

Guy, stop making a fool of yourself. . . . Sir Fred the Shred as well as many others have been sacked by Mervyn King and Gordon Brown. . . . not to mention Obama sacking the CEO of general motors. . . . once again, I gbadun Sanusi for this move!

Only 3.5 hours to go. . . . last train leaving. . . . sign up or miss out!

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=300838.msg4351487#msg4351487 date=1250259646]Where were you when i battled Ibime and NLers felt he won the battle with poetry?
Ibime doesn't land hard-hitting punches. . . . .He entertains.
U can call his style [b]Arsenal[/b]ish. . . . . . .His style is pretty and fresh but he won't win a battle.[/quote]booohooooo!

Im only giving this battle to Mailmalc out of sheer magnanimity.

RichyBlacK:
Because at the heart of the health care debate is RACE!

The health care reform is being viewed by the evangelicals as Obama's plan to take money from hardworking white people and give to lazy black people in the form of health care.

Yes o. . . . . you said it all.

InterContinental Bank have always been known for shady accounting practices.

Dayo Coker wrote a brilliant piece. However, you have to wonder how someone with such obvious intelligence, a policy analyst like Dayo Coker could form and chair a Dangote Support Group. This just shows that our journalistic community in Nigeria has been compromised.

Good job by Sanusi so far in sacking those mothaphockas.

Jarus 1 - 0 daviddylan

The clock is ticking mothaphockas!

12 hours to go.

Buy one, get one free!

We have 24 people in the league so far.

Expecting the following names online by tomorrow: Cristalz, Adeballz, FBS, HNIC, Hemp, Gay Pumpkin, etc etc etc

Im start to believe that Nex na Hausa man. . . . perhaps his momsie or something. . . how did he instantly know that Al-Hakubarah is not an Arabic word. . . .

For this move, I gbadun Sanusi!

Phock ups!

tkb417:
are we sticking to some prize money or we shld jettison the idea
i dont mind footing it tho

GBAM!

Lets see if tkb is a man of his word.

@ Everyone,

£25,000.00 (N62m) going to the winner of this competition, courtesy of tkb!

JeSoul:
You're beating a dead horse brotha. I want reform and I think most Americans do. The current system hoses the payers and lines the pockets of the insurers - that's armed robbery without a gun. We just need to hear a clear, concise and common sense plan as to how the govt plans to achieve this reform without sending us all into permanent bankruptcy.

Hold up, I think you are being brow-beaten into submission by Faux News. No bill has been announced, and yet you guys are already opposing it. A framework has been sent to congress which divided itself into several committees, all of them producing seperate recommendations which have to be correlated into a single bill. So far, nothing has been established, but I am willing to bet that Obamas bill will be a bill to create a non-profit National Insurance company which will significantly reduce the price of health cover and force other insurance companies to compete with it on price! Insurance premiums for the co-op will be means tested, meaning those who have no cash will be covered, whilst those who do will still pay significantly less.

nex:
See why I keep saying that Nigerians are the problem of this country.

Banks have clearing problems with one another, instead of going to the independent regulatory bodies being the CBN or NDIC, they are calling on or petitioning the President of the Federal Republic.

Very soon household quarrels will require petitioning the President.

Stupidity sha is a very powerful thing.

They know they are corrupt, thats why they cant go to the CBN or NDIC. . . . can you go to CBN to retrieve your money from Mike Okiro?. . . . you have to put political pressure on him. . . . again, personalities trump institutions in Nigeria and this has always been our problem.

Imagine a country where the banks have to go to the President to beg for loan repayments from individuals. The individuals should either declare bankruptcy and forego repayments or should have their assets seized by the banks. So the power of bailiffs in Nigeria are not recognised where big men are concerned?

Again, another case of Personalities triumphing over Institutions in Nigeria.

Did anyone say failed state?

May God save the jungle called Nigeria.


On the other hand, the banks should have known what kind of nuccas they were lending money to.

It serves them right because the premise on which they lent these people the money was that these people can repay the money only because they are in a position to steal the money from the public purse.

Corrupt bedfellows deserve what they get.

Ribery is a 30 game a season man. . . . so so injury here and there. . . forget him. . . I wouldnt cross £25m for him.

JeSoul:
Some hot shot british politician was on Fox last night (Daniel something) wondering why in the world America would want to go down the British route  

What the phock do you expect a dude on Fox to say?

NHS is the pride of Britain. If you wanna get the general view of the NHS, you must know that the overwhelming percentage of Brits are happy with it. Of course, Fox would invite the statistical outliers to come and give you guys a distorted view of the story. There was a debate on this on BBC last night and everyone agrees that all Brits are happy with the NHS.

And since when does Universal Healthcare exclude the right to private healthcare if you so wish?

Imagine a country where you have to be middle-class to afford healthcare. Have you asked any nucca on minimum wage whether he can afford those inflated prices?   The existence of Medicaid and such already shows the Governments guilt that a significant proportion of full-time workers in Yankee cannot afford healthcare. What a state of affairs in a so-called developed country.

The Republicans have made this into an emotional issue again. We are not surprised at their tactics. Motherphockers lose all sense of reason when the word socialism is suggested to them on talk radio and Faux news.

In just six months, Obama has achieved everything he was mandated to do:

(1.) A bailout for main street - Keynesian stimulus passed!

(2.) Redirecting military resources from Iraq to Afghanistan - Done!

(3.) Cutting defense spending - Done!

(4.) Tax cuts for lower paid - Done!

(5.) Health reform - Currently trying but Republicans are starting a riot.


So far, Obama has a 100% record of achieving his promises. Infact, he has delivered on all his promises in only 6 months, healthcare not withstanding. This alone would get him the 2nd term mandate. I only wish Yar'Adua would match just 5% of his achievement


By the way, these rednecks in townhalls shouldnt feel they are in the majority. The majority are not so emotionally tied-in to this issue as these rednecks who have been whipped into a frenzy by far-right radio and TV hosts. The vast majority of Americans do support the bill.

BTW, I have not even seen one black face in any of these town hall meetings. I hope Tayo-D would not go to these meetings to show solidarity with his redneck brothers cos he might mistakenly get lynched! 

Essien is quite right about the players looking up for it this season. . . . I have never seen Drogba come back from the holiday looking so fit. . . . last season, one would have thunk he was eating amala three times a day the way his belly was protruding when he came back. . . . however the proof will be in the pudding when we see what Ancelotti has to offer. . . . Drogbas interview the other day said that the new formation requires everyone to run a lot more than the old one. . . .

With a name like P.techniQ, you will lose any battle against any decent emcee. . .

For example:

You must be the most stupid ape/ in the human race/
Your P.TechniQ. . . is that you squat down to urinate!/

etc etc etc

Change your name to avoid receiving cheap shots. 

The same Thierry Henry who within 3 months of moving to Spain was crying his heart out that he misses his daughter and he wished he was closer to her in London; the same person left Arsenal because of what was happening on the home front?

I can see that Gaynners are feeding into self-delusion. Henry left Arsenal because the grass is greener on the other side. Whilst he is no clairvoyant, he knew there was at least a probability of UCL success and international acclaim at Barca. On the other hand the probability of UCL success with Arsenal is virtually non-existent. To hijack a phrase from the great poet Canibus, Arsenal winning the UCL is not impossible, its just highly motherfucking improbable!

I have been watching the idiots in the town-halls trying to drown out reasonable debate.

Lemme be the first to say that they remind me of the same hate mobs that used to congregate in Sarah Palins rallies.

Tayo-D would not wanna be caught dead with any of these guys in a dark alley, lest they give him the Emmet Till treatment.

Americans are so stupid. I even saw one bitch crying in the town hall meeting, claiming that Obama is trying to take away her freedom. I couldnt help but say a prayer for these misguided people. I am happy that those of us in the civilised world have "had our freedom taken" by universal healthcare. Its quite obvious that America is not in the civilised world.

Cristalz:
Tkb will be back in the next few hours.

Empirical evidence shows that behavioural adjustment requires a time-bound system of corrective action. I believe that by letting tkb back into normal society so early, we may be jeopardising his chances of a sustained long-term recovery! Hence I recommend another 2 weeks of intensive treatment for the patient.

Emperoh:
This warning don late ooh!! Feelers from IM dey tell me say dem don ban the dude arse!!
I hope its not true though. This Blue film na temptation!!!

If this is indeed true, then I would like to congratulate Agent Bluefilm for a job well done. Of course, we have had our eyes on tkb for sometime and we are happy that our objective to neutralise him has now been achieved. tkb417 is like a tinderbox, and we knew that any slight provocation would set off a chain of events as combustive as the mixing of water with any Group 1 element on the periodic table. Let us henceforth celebrate this achievement, safe in the knowledge that tkb hath followed in the footsteps of eminent Sports Forum acolytes like Sauron and Dayokanu who have also just served a sentence under the "behavioural adjustment" program. tkb417 will be back after the ramadan season is over. He who has ears, let him hear!!!

Unfortunately this thread has degenerated into tribal chest-thumping. I would hope that my ND brothers learn to deal with debates with our Igbo cousins without resorting to ethnic jingoism. In present day Nigeria, there is no bigger supporter of the Niger-Delta cause than the Igbo.

BlueDiva:
I like your loyalty.
Unlike one militant who decamps when a transfer doesn't suit him.

I am guessing that you live very close to the telephone exchange and the radiowaves are phocking with your cognitive processes right now.

Out of deference to your considerable seniority, I will not put you in purdah today. Even at his most piqued, an ant should never consider charging at an elephant.

What can BlueDiva tell me about loyalty to Chelsea or anything to do with football infact?

Fall back or ama push your weight back!

chic2pimp:
Hey listen mumu of the highest order abi is it bone head . Ramires is not a winger, never has been and never would be. He interchanges position in the team. He is an excellent man marker and a tireless worker. Brazil do not play wingers(they have wing backs dullard). It takes a member of the monkey clan to recognise another.

Gerrard is not a winger but he plays left-wing for England. . . . Elano is not a winger but is also known to play right-wing for Brazil. . . Ramires is not a winger, but he occupies the right side for Brazil. . . .and Nani would take his position!

Theres nothing like wing-backs in a 4 man defence, all you can say is that Brazils full backs have licence to attack. Infact the skilless Ramires is only in the team cos they know he is a nigga that would bust his gut to cover Maicon when Maicon goes too far forward, not because he is skillful or anything.

chic2pimp:
see dis mumu olorigbeske talking oooo if u watch south american qualifiers ramires plays box to box midfield for brazil(he defends and attacks ). I know ur thick skull would allow u to process that information DULLARD.

You are chimpanzee. . . .how many South American qualifiers has Ramires played. . . . I am telling you where he plays for Brazil mostly and you are yarning opata. . . . Ramires has only 7 caps. . . . 5 of those from the Confed Cup where Brazil lined up like this:


                                           Fabiano


                  Robinho                Kaka                 Ramires


                                   Melo               Gilberto


Since you are so smart, rearrange that formation to tell me where Ramires plays mostly for Brazil. . . . an idiot like you would perhaps move Giberto Silva to the right-side and put Ramires in central midfield! 

chic2pimp:
na wa ooo. U are comparing ramires who is a box to box midfielder to nani. Comparing a world champ(camoranesi) and a juve great to an upstart . Boi I am speechless.

You are an idiot. . . . I know you watch football upside down. . . pray tell, what position does Ramirez play for Brazil. . . . you would soon tell me central midfield . . .

Nonsense Camoranesi na im you dey big up like this. . . who the phock is Camoranesi. . . you might as well tell me Fabio Grosso is better than Gael Cichy. . .

BlueDiva:
Thats what they do here.
Compare Oliseh to Maradona.
Bloody Mancs.

Birds of the same feather flock together. . . . I am not surprised at bird-brained Divas.

Nani may not start for Spain (due to their preference of having playmakers on the wing - Iniesta, Silva), but he will SURELY start for Brazil and Italy. . . . Goddamnit, even Joe Cole would start for Brazil and Italy. . . .it is not hard to replace Ramires and Camoranesi. . . .

BlueDiva:
Am i surprised?
The same guy who says he is suspending his membership cos of a transfer.
Pray, what sort of fan are you? You better sit ur ass here cos this is where you belong.

I'm sure the likes of Sauron will welcome you.
mess what you think, J. Cole is miles ahead of that rat Nani.

I can't count how many times Cole has rescued Chelsea in the past.
The boy is simply underrated.

I had expected no less reaction from the fiery one! The Oba Egbema of Benin herself!  

Joe Cole? Please. . . . go and ask Somze and Akolawole what they think of Joe Cole. . . . judging players has nothing to do with club affiliation. . . .

By the end of this season, myopic individuals such as this one would consider themselves slightly embarassed to make such a comparison. . . . infact this thread should be bookmarked for posterity. . .

Nani is a beast. . . he has the skill of Joe Cole (x2) + the pace and the bullets to go with it. . . . he is extremely fit and can also play a physical game. . . . he was Utds top assist maker in his first season despite playing only a few games, and was only held back because he and Ronaldo cannot play together in a 4-4-2 without sacrificing defensive stability. . . . and by the way, Barcelona have been making enquiries about buying Nani to replace Thierry Henry. . . . similarly, Tottenham have been making enquiries about buying Joe Cole to replace David Bentley!