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Ashley only got drunk to keep his mind from wandering to all the beatiful lekee's at the party. . He is already on his last warning.

Muki, I dey reach Banjul next month o. Shebi we fit connect?

eldee:
You need to learn to think outside the box, especially if the box is Peckham and Hackney.
What the eff are you saying??
How can you come here and compare real jobs to those bank-staff (cashier) jobs y'all are goin for??

Do you know how many Oxford and Cambridge graduates are in the House of Lords??
Do you even know what Eton is??

BTW . . . Bill Gates and Obama were Harvard students
Tony Blair and David Cameron are Oxford Graduates

Nigeria's Former President . . . National Open University

GBAM!

HNIC:
Rumour monger.Just give us a single link on the web that takes us to that.

Give me £10,000 and I will tell you the story. . . . you can then sell it to a National Newspaper for a tidy profit. 

Just look at his eyes!  

HNIC:
Cashley has slowly moved from being arguably the best left back in the world to one of the most despised footballers in England.
So sad!

Nonsense! If your boss promised you £30,000 p.a and only offered £25,000, wouldn't you also crash your car? 

Hola Hovito - Jigga (easiest beat to flow on)
Whoa - Black Rob (Banger)
All about the Benjamins - P. Diddy (Crazy beat)
Aint Mad at' ya - 2Pac (Classic beat, always being remixed)
Me & U - Cassie (Not a HipHop track, but a crazy beat all the same and can be used for HipHop)

How about Van Persie that used to smoke weed? No talk say na me tell you o!

Speaking of drunks, what would Arsenal fans call Tony Adams and Paul Merson?

Tithing is the biggest 'money all ya life' type stick-up.

There are no Levi's to support anymore, just a bunch of ill-educated crooks with no alternative career, parading as men of God.


Using Malachi 4 as a bribe/ and force you to tithe/
We ought to be wise/ to see, these preachers are falling in pride/
The people can't afford a ride/ but check the porsche they drive/
Its twisted. . . but soon the Lord shall arise/ and cause a divide/
and seperate the whores from the brides/ as prophesied/
Forget those buildings with a steeple/ We shouldn't be building Cathedrals/
We should be on the streets building people/ Don't let the thieves deceive you/
Jesus said you'd sooner see a Camel squeeze through/ the eye of a needle/           - Jahaziel



Tell me why every pastor wants to get on already 'over-subscribed' God TV which isn't reaching out to anyone but the saved?

Cos thats where all your tithe money is going.

I went to a church the other day and the pastor said he need to raise £100,000 to get his TV show to air.

Why do you need a TV show?

So you can make your name, people can buy your books, cassettes etc so you can generate more revenue and bla bla bla.

You are just following the same old "BUSINESS MODEL"

You are not reaching out to anyone. You're just another charlatan.

Forget tithing to these fake pastors. If you must tithe, dispense the money yourselves to whatever cause you see fit.

I tithe every month - by sending money home to my folks in Naija so they can enjoy a better life!

Is Mourinho's big mouth getting him in trouble again?


[center]Inter Chief Massimo Moratti Furious With Shambolic Display Against Sampdoria[/center]

Inter president Massimo Moratti is still bitter after his side were given a beating by Sampdoria in the Coppa Italia on Wednesday night.

The Nerazzurri capitulated at Marassi as goals from Antonio Cassano and Giampaolo Pazzini saw the semi-final first-leg end 3-0 to the Blucerchiati.

Coach Jose Mourinho tried to play down the defeat after the game, but Moratti is furious with the result, and he has expressed his disappointment.

"Yes, I am angry, but to be honest getting slammed can happen every now and again," Moratti told Sky Sport Italia.

The chief was asked for his views on all the recent hype surrounding the Mourinho comments saga, but he did not want to elaborate too much.

"You have seen the stories, now we will see what happens. Thank you," concluded Moratti.

The 'Special One' has been called in by the Italian FA to explain allegations he made during Tuesday's press conference.

The latest reports from Sky Sport Italia suggest the coach could be suspended for some games as he attacked the Italian football institutions by claiming Inter's rivals received help from referees.

Salvatore Landolina, Goal.com


[center]Report: Inter Patron Massimo Moratti Wants Roberto Mancini Back[/center]

The Beneamata chief has allegedly contacted ‘Mancio’ with an offer that would allow the former Italian international forward to regain control of the Inter bench next season.

According to Italian daily Il Giorno, Inter president Massimo Moratti approached Roberto Mancini a month ago with a sensational proposal to retake the reins of the Nerazzurri at the end of the current season.

Considering the way Mancini was shown the door last summer, despite guiding the Beneamata to a third straight Scudetto, it is unsurprising to hear that he was shocked by the request.

But it is suggested that it was not by chance that the 44-year-old was in the stands sitting just a few rows away from Moratti to watch Bologna - Inter at the Stadio Renato Dall'Ara on February 21.

‘Mancio’ has a running contract with the Via Durini-based club until 2012, with wages of €6 million per season. He apparently rejected a €9m severance package last June, but there have been reports in recent weeks that the parties were close to coming to an agreement over such a payoff.

But this was before Jose Mourinho’s seven-minute rant against the whole of Italian football. Il Giorno claims the Portuguese could leave the peninsula to return to England at the end of the season, having evidently failed to come to terms with the pressure cooker that is the Calcio world.

Vince Masiello, Goal.com



Make of it what you will. Of course these stories may lack any substance, but Methinks its Champions League or bust for JM.

debosky:
It is very plausible that he is better than Song even at tracking back.

Nonsense!

I haven't been watching Arsenal closely enough to tell, but from the ANC, I can tell you that tracking is one of Song's strong points.

On a real though, Song is not his usual self for Arsenal. Of course Denilson is playing better than him. Denilson is more confident. Song looks excruciatingly shy and seems cowered at playing for such a big club with many international superstars. His play for Cameroun is completely different.

This Lagosboy dey drink ogogoro!

They should lock Bashir up and auction his children out.

My friend sharrap dia! Crase man!

adeballz, I can see your yahoo mail password from here! Local man!  

How many of these 'interceptions' are crucial?

It is not everytime you track a run that you make an interception.

Tracking runs actually deter the pass from being played as the opposition will look for a better pass.

You only need to make interceptions if you didn't track your man well enough and the opposition believe that there is a chance the pass might get through.

The way Alex Song tracks his opponents, his opponents team mates would even bother passing to him, denying Alex Song the chance to add to his 'interception' stats.

Now, can you give us statistics as to the amount of times Denilson didn't track his man and allowed the opposition to play a pass?

Thats the analysis Alan Hansen provided for us, in which you keep falling short.

What the hell is Sauron talking about "mention one DM before Makelele?"

WTF would you call Dunga, Deschamps, David Batty, Mauro Silva etc?

lol. . . . . Debosky don turn to Becomerich aka Nigeria1  

Pray tell Debosky, how much did you pay for such state of the art analytical tools. Is that a Bloomberg terminal or is it Reuters and how much is the subscription fee?  

What nonsense!

Since we're at it, maybe your fancy analytical tool can tell me why Makelele never made tackles. If we use that nonsense as a tool for measuring players performance, then Makelele would be the worst DM that ever lived cos he only makes one or two tackles per game.

Besides, what does tracking runs have to do with tackling? Is it tackles we use to judge DM's nowadays?

Why don't you pull out 'interception' stats? Abi you don't know these analytical tools differentiate between 'tackling' and 'interception'?

I REPEAT: TRACKING RUNNERS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT DEFENSIVE ASPECT OF BEING A DM!

Besides, how can you compare Song who played for 78 minutes with Denilson who played the full 90.

Don't make me call Negro Nuts to come and sort you out for statitical misrepresentation o!  





Denilson is no DM. Only a local maga would call him that. Who dash monkey banana? I would actually call him a CM.

Since tkb and Debosky are lacking basic comprehension, I will pull out my original quote:

Ibime:
Whilst Denilson (good offensive midfielder) was playing DM

I wanted to show that I consider Denilson to be a good player, but a bad DM, hence I inserted brackets.

Offensive is his style of play. Attacking midfielder is a position, maybe not his position, but traditionally players with his kind of talent have played there.

What would you call Carlos Valderrama, the midfielder who hardly scored goals or burst forward?

Whatever you would call him is what you should call Denilson.

Is this the same Debosky that called Joao Moutinho a defensive midfielder?

JD thinks his best position is DM?. . . . . hehehehehehehehehe. . . . . .

Wait let me laugh again. . . . . . .

Sorry, I have to laugh one more time. . . . . . .ROFLMAO!

Wastepipe that cannot sort out his feet thinks his best position is DM. . . . .

Arsene Wenger is a wise man because if JD was to play DM, he would quickly find his level - playing in Moldovan league!

BTW, Song did play against Cardiff.

And if Denilson is a DM, then I am Japanese!

Denilson is an offensive midfielder! Maybe not one who scores goals, but that is his natural position.

Thank God for Alan Hansen who did an expose on "how many times Denilson fails to track runners from midfield" and completely debunked all of his pretentions to that position. Song can never be accused of failing to track runners. This is the most important job of a DM, besides if Arsenal fans say Song has poor distribution, it must be because they keep getting on his back cos that is not what I saw when he was playing for Charlton.

Since when did Djorou become a prospect?

I laugh in Kirike  

I see - Arsenal fans have not seen a good defender in years, thats why they think Djorou is a don.

Fan no be A/C.

Djorou has been a wastepipe from day one and is still a wastepipe. He was a wastepipe on loan at Birmingham and he is a wastepipe still.

Positionally, he is wack. Communication is wack. Passing wise he is wack, plus he looks like Bambi on ice with his giraffe legs. It would take him two seconds to control a ball and clear it when under pressure, unlike top defenders.

A good defender is not made, he is born.

When Terry stepped into the Chelsea team, we knew he was the real deal. Jonny Evans is the real deal. His age-mate Djorou is a wastepipe! As soon as Kolo and Gallas (two average defenders) stepped back in the team, Arsenal stopped conceding goals.

Whilst Denilson (good offensive midfielder) was playing DM, Arsenal midfield was open like water. Denilson never tracked anybody's runs. Now Diaby/Song are playing, Arsenals midfield is locked watertight. Is that not their job? Yet Arsenal fans still hate on Song and Diaby.

Arsenal fans must have lost all sense of analysis. Having spent the last three years watching 5-a-side football, they can no longer tell the functions of different positions in an 11-a-side game. They think everybody should be passing ball like Fabregas.

It is not to late to re-orientate your warped mindsets.

Sack Wenger!!!

Interesting discourse.

I never understood this Kalabari claim that they are not Ijaws.

Surely most Kalabaris have outgrown that by now.

Thanks to Asari-Dokubo, Kalabaris are not only part of Ijaw, but are leading the emancipation fight.

When Kalabari showed up in Rivers State and bumped into Okrika and Ibani people, the Ibanis and Kirikes listened and understood the Kalabari language perfectly and they said "surely, we are the same people".

Pure Ibani language is not at all dissimilar to Kalabari language. Any subsequent divergence must be due to the Igbo influence.

The notion of the Ijaw nation is a new one. We mostly identified ourselves as Ibani, Okrika, Nembe, Kalabari etc rather than Ijaw. It is time to embrace the future as one people.

Whats all this over-analysis.

Bitch-ass Arsenal fans were not complaining about Eboue when he came from nowhere to win European defender of the year.

Eboue is still a great defender. Fickle fans always hating on him cos he is forced to play in midfield all the time. If I am Eboue I would go on strike till they return me to my right-back position. All this change of position isn't doing the boy justice.

Same goes for Song. Bring Song to Chelsea and we will turn him into one the best DM's in the prem. His only problem is that he is too shy.

Arsenal fans still hoping on Djorou? Djorou is shite! One of the worst defenders I have seen in prem. Mr baby-giraffe. If he is not careful he will soon trip over his own legs one day.

Oops

Another one bites the dust !

Man City next.

See you all tomorrow.

Criz & Sauron, thanks for dropping by. We will be on your thread to celebrate JM knocking you out of CL next week.

[quote author=ijaw_girl link=topic=239065.msg3540557#msg3540557 date=1236114449]

 I grew up with Opobo people, Andrew-Jajas

Dagogo, diddy? that family is very popular[/quote]Nah, not those. Their popsie used to work for Shell. I no go mention their name.

link down! link down! Get help!

Drogba, I love you baby!

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssss!

I am really dissapointed with Guus today.

If he had brought off Drogba and Malouda for Di Santo and Stoch at half-time, this game would be over by now.

Mr Hiddink, what is Malouda still doing on the pitch? We have only 20 minutes left!

Lawd have mercy!

Where are the defenders there?

Man, we need to be practical. Its not about big names. This pitch is slippery. Stoch and Di Santo would have solved this problem long time ago. Now we only have one substitution left.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=227275.msg3540553#msg3540553 date=1236114377]I can read Hiddink's mind. [/quote]What does Hiddink know?  

How can Kalou come off whilst Malouda is still on the pitch  

Sauron, warrrrrrrrever!

When is this Malouda of a guy coming off?

Sauron, I would have you know I was a Champion Under-13 coach in Camden & Islington Youth league whilst you were busy dodging immigration officials. 

nateevs:
@Ibime. . .


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