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BlueDiva:
New money will bow to old money. 

I like that!


[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=226259.msg3593753#msg3593753 date=1236983411]As a kid, i hated posters on ma wall.
I had stacks of United dirty magazines but never had any poster on me wall.[/quote]You hated posters on your wall, but you liked magazines under your bed!!! 

Tayo-D,

mechonu dia!!!

Enough salivating over the blockhead called Sarah Palin.

The bitch pulled a fast one, whilst her daughter was out hobnobbing knob hopping with terrorists rednecks. At least Obama-types have no pretensions to purity.

The bitch is stupid and so is her mother. This is not the first d1ck she received and it wont be the last! Its cold in Alaska!

No apologies for turning the air blue. Some blockheads deserve no civility.

doyin13:
***sighs

if Niger Deltans can't speak English after all these centuries . . .

E caralho!

Para falar merda. Yoruba e pior, especialmente com os H-factor!  

doyin13:
Pray tell. . . .who won a trophy most recently.  Pompey or Chelsea ??

Repete, repete, me no speak inglais!

E-bay,

Better stop yarning moroseness and address our Queen Diva with proper respect before I slap spittle out of the side of your mouth.  


Doyin,

Better take Cristalz advice. Lonely is the road of the deviant . . . . and solitude is the ever-present condition of a Pompey fan.  


Crizzle,

How can you travel to UK to visit SAF and you can't drop by London to say hello to moi. Take time o!

Bluediva,

All joking aside . . . . . Man Utd is a super team with a super squad. . . . every week they change the team, still they remain rock solid. . . . . last year, I thought Man Utd was a one-man team, but this year, they have proved that their squad is their strength. . . . their defence is the best in Europe. . . . Ferdinand and Vidic are beasts. . . . Jonny Evans comes in and there's no difference. They have 3 or 4 players for every position. Nani and Anderson cannot even smell first team for them, yet they are top youngsters. Forget story. Lets give credit where its due. Chelsea have a lot of work to do this summer. Man Utd are OK for the next 5 years, even without any additions to their playing staff.

Its a promise!!!

I gave someone from Nairaland tickets to France vs England last year.

My friend's brother inlaw is a manager at Stade and always gives him tickets, but my friend doesn't watch football anymore, so I get them from him.

Thank God for Surulere indeed!

Akolawole:
@Ibi

U get connection with Stade?

I got the hook upz. Anytime them give you visa, holla.

Tayo-D, your piss-taking for the year is done!

Only an extreme-rightist would call me a leftist. I have always been a centrist. What would you call RichyBlack if I am a leftist?

there is no such thing as jargon[b]s[/b], only jargon.

Why is this thread sticky?

Can we have some democracy on Nairaland sports section?

MrCrackles:
Hehe!!

Nor mind IBIME, getting carried away with his RED PASSPORT

Yo IBIME, cool off, we Brit too but dont need to hype it!

PHOCK OFF!!!  

You guys are painting a false picture here.

I will defend the UK cos I'm from the UK.

I have travelled extensively to almost all continents and the UK is the most tolerant country to live in.

If you dress like a hoodie or chav and have a bad attitude or a complex, what the hell do you expect?

Before yarning dust, guys should name a more tolerant country outside Black Africa.

Chelsea stars ask Hiddink to stay 


http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/c/chelsea/7940549.stm

Chelsea stars Michael Ballack and Petr Cech want interim manager Guus Hiddink to stay at Stamford Bridge beyond the end of the season.

The Dutchman continues to insist he will return to his role as Russia boss in May, despite an impressive start at Stamford Bridge.

Ballack said: "I would love for him to say he is staying for three years. Everyone feels he is a great manager."

Cech added: "He is a very good coach and we want him to stay."

Chelsea won their first six matches under Hiddink, the seventh being the 2-2 draw with Juventus that took them into the Champions League quarter-finals.

They have reached the FA Cup semi-finals and climbed to second in the Premier League, seven points behind leaders Manchester United.

Didier Drogba, who has been revitalised since Hiddink replaced the sacked Luiz Felipe Scolari, has scored four goals in five games and the team's fighting spirit has returned.

Ballack added: "Even in a short time he has had a big influence on the team."

The Russian Football Union, who allowed Hiddink to take on the Chelsea role in addition to his job with them, have admitted the situation might change in the summer.

"We have an agreement with Guus Hiddink that he will combine the two posts only until the summer. Of course, everything can change," said Union President Vitaly Mutko.

"I don't think he would agree to join any club other than Chelsea, and that is not because of his special relationship with (owner) Roman Abramovich, but because Chelsea are the kind of global side that any coach would like to manage."

Cech added: "It is a difficult political situation and we will have to wait to see what happens."

MY FRIEND SHATTAP!

Steven's very good. He's a bit of a d1ckhead though. Im sure you remember the story with his grandmother.

I'm not concerned with him cos we got Lamps already for his position. Plus, the only natural successor I see for Lamps is my boy Gourcuff. Infact, we should have sold Lamps last summer (as much as I love him) cos Gourcuff was going for £11m.

Besides, Man City got more $$$ than us, so forget about Ireland.

Oya Branded, make you open floor now.

lol. Common area boys went to collect free money and education, they call them militants.

[quote author=Tayo-D link=topic=246491.msg3586183#msg3586183 date=1236877802]@all,

I am amazed by the sheer hypocrisy and self-righteousness you all have expressed so far.  Can anyone here tell me if they do not know anyone within their extended family or circle of friends who got knocked up before marriage? 

This is a tragic family issue that should transcend political posturings![/quote]My friend shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!!!!

You oddball fanatic of Palin, Limbaugh, Annie Coulter, Adolph Hitler

Shebi we told you the bitch was only playing happy families for the media since last summer, yet you were yarning nonsense!

Why do you rush to defend these extremists all the time?

ogie, I am in the UK with you.

I also never studied any economics before uni. I only decided to add a little economics to diversify my options

Just like you, the only subject I was comfortable with was Mathematics.

There is a breadth of possibilities with Maths, whether its finance, engineering, modelling, decision sciences or the computational side, so dont even worry about the future yet.

There is nothing to fear about university maths. In my second year, I was still doing matrices which I had been doing in SS1 Further Maths.

I always knew this Sauron was a violent homophobe. Bloody thug!

Personally, I am happy that the ninny's stormed the assembly. These are signs of a burgeoning democracy, and it shows that private citizens in Nigerian now have the audacity to request their rights.

All homos should be allowed to do whatever they want as long as its in the privacy of their own homes.  

As for legal marriage, they should just forget it. As someone says, this is a moral issue, not a legal one. Nigerian people are not ready to accept open homosexuality.

Nateevs, I will send you tickets to any match of your choice in Stade de France.

tayoccu:
back your claims up with evidence

Rank these performances out of ten:

losing in the group stage:
reaching second round:
reaching quarter final:
reaching semi-final:
losing finalist:
Winner:

Assign whatever score you wish and I will show you why UEFA indices rank Liverpool & Chelsea as no 1 and 2.

Lemme see if your brain is working. Olodo!

Jin Kazama:
Which dirty Maths!!!! Solving R squared + P P P, will never help you. Business is the way to go, study economics, it is well rounded, my father studied economics and worked for THe United Nations Economic Commisson for Africa (ECA). As for maths, you will just become a teacher and earn 15,000 a month, why do you think the teachers went on strike.

Don't talk about what you don't know! 

ogie5:
i applied for maths with economics and i've got my offers already, the thing is i heard maths is difficult at uni and i dont want to do a course that might reduce my chance of getting a 2:1 or better still a 1. cheers

Guy, Maths is easier than Economics. If you want to get a 1st, go for Maths anytime. I also did Maths with Economics, and the Economics side of things nearly wrecked my chances of a 1st. With Maths, you either have a 'yes' or 'no' answer, hence it is easier to predict and forecast your grade. With Economics, you are doing mostly theory, so you can never predict your score and your grade is more subject to the lecturers feelings and political views.  As for the Nigerian job market, it doesn't matter which you study as long as you shine. What matters is your extracurricular learning. If you are interested in finance, go to http://www.informedtrades.com/f197/ and start learning the basics, otherwise check out their lectures on youtube. Just take your time and decide what you want. Alternatively, if you are interested in handling peoples savings, why not study Actuarial Science?

edoyad:
Of all 7, it would make alot of sense to meet chelsea cos they're the most winnable team left.

WHATTTTTT!!!!!

You must be joking! Chelsea and Liverpool are the most consistent teams in UCL for the last 6 years!

Why Times dey phock up na? I always trust their news.

They probably meant Niger, not Nigeria.

Check out this quote from Tmoni a Man Utd fan:

Tmoni:
me, i like things d easy way except otherwise so i would want us to be drawn against either:

1. Porto
2. Villareal
3. Arse-anal,

we are almost guranteed a semi- final spot

Everybody knows Arsenal are chumps!!!

You better hedge yourself against currency exposure cos I am holding the cost of my trip to Gambia against today's exchange rate!

debosky:
Let's do this though - I'm gonna do my best to get tickets for the game at Wembley - whoever loses will refund the other party's ticket cost. Deal?

Come on man! Thats chump change!

I shall be in Gambia during that period. How about this - if you win, I refund the cost of your trip to London, and if we win, you refund the cost of ma trip to Gambia!!!

Just set up the direct debit now! 

Do you want accumulator bet or a series of independent bets?   

Even though my risk management is strong, I am EXTREMELY confident of the accumulator!!!   

@ Debo,


We will MURDER you at the Emirates!!!

My dream is to draw Arsenal in Champions League quarter-final. We will knock you out of UCL, FA Cup and beat you at Emirates.

This summer, Arsenal fan thread will be DESERTED!!!

This Chelsea is not the Chelsea of LFS, and you will not get your bloody offside goals again.