₦airaland Forum

BlueMann:
Same person whose performances were giving many of you orgasm last season, to the point many proclaimed he was worth the price tag, and that we should even pay Benfica more.

Same person that came second in the club's player of the season voting, despite joining in January.

Because of a dip in form, he is now a fraud, barely worth 50m, should not be in the same sentence as Pedri, blah blah blah

"Best young midfielder in the world, Fabregas Regen, Golden boy"... everything don vanish because of a few games

I no go too talk cos some complaints are valid. But fraud? Lol when he regains his form, some of you best guard your balls.

Enzo is doing too much big boy

Have zero problem with his shooting, that's not what we bought him for

But we can see he is feeling like senior man on the pitch and not putting in effort

BlueRayDick:
If ur parents no really hold bar or u no get job wey dey cater for ur needs and still chop remain, CFA is not for u.

CFA will practically lift u out of poverty once u have it. Even if u pass just CFA level 1 alone, u go get better job not more of when u eventually pass level 3 and hold the charter .

The naira-dollar wahala would definitely make CFA more expensive now . Even ACCA is affected by exchange rate and it’s also a good certification that allows u practice home and abroad. U go just watch out for opportunities in Naija to get ur first break .

Bros, which kain job you fit get with CFA in Naija and whats the salary range

Asking for a friend who has ACCA. Also if you can kindly brief me the opportunities open to Level 1 holders only within the Nigerian space

Biggest mistake was transferring out Watkins on wildcard in GW7

I done bring am back with serious points hit

Jodera:
With this docile Jorginho against press and compact Chelsea? Anybody will struggle in No8. What's amazing is how Rice still showed himself even with two poor Midfielders.

If Odegaard and Jorginho was poor in the first half against Man city, tonight they were 5 times poorer. It's that bad

You like to chook mouth in Jogginghoe matter at Chelsea then. Na who wear shoe know where e dey pinch am. Taste and enjoy

Lamentations about Jogginghoe not being able to beat press on Arsenal thread. Things leprous fingers forming intellectual would not agree to at Chelsea

Havertz10:
Chelsea fan but Havertz remains an agenda for me.

How is the agenda going? You should have been disturbing Arsenal fans weekly but you have gone mute

Jodera:


The question is that would Jorginho rush and intercept the ball the way rice did.

Jorginho in Rice position and we won't even know Sanchez made a mistake sef

Itsrm:


Rice has been a steal for you guys. He was the standout player.

Rice that Jogginghoe Stans used to scoff at. Jogginghoe and Havertz stanning leprous fingers forming intellectual really did us strong ting

How these mumus take troway 2 goal lead

Thunder go fire Sanchez for that first goal

raumdeuter:
Nice

I'll look for it

Omo the whisky too smooth. I google am, na like £80 or so. E worth am

I been plan to sip am slow for like 2 weeks, but unfortunately I can only speak for 1/3rd of it. I forget say my wife been done invite neighbours for lunch and these 2 old connoisseurs help me finish am.

One of these old soldiers get 200+ bottles for house dating back to 1965 so I go pay am back in kind. Do me, I do you.

AdisaOwala:
Jackson is a glorified Benedict Akwegbu

What a useless striker

You be old school. No dey use terminology like Akwuegbu wey 95% of these youngies can't relate to

Ballzproblemm:
Gallagher dey ball abeg

Every tongue shall confess about chaos causer

Amigoss:
German politicians suddenly discovered that the United States had cheated them with gas supplies

“Russian gas is profitable and environmentally friendly, which cannot be said about current supplies - primarily liquefied gas from the United States. Germany pays three to four times more for these supplies, but fracked gas from the United States does not meet our environmental standards,” said Bundestag member Steffen Kotre

Dem eye don dey clear one by one....Ukraine and zelensky will come out losers...

Dey whine yourself with quotes from far right AFD politician who has always supported Russia. Nobody eye dey clear except Russia. Europe did not freeze, Russia lost their gas market and price of gas is now half what it was just before the war even despite the recent uptick from the Hamas attack, and gas storages are full in all EU countries. Talk about bluff being called.

Don't be like the fools in Naija shouting dedollarisation for the last year only for power of dollar to drive them to the brink of hunger while their local currency dey do moonwalk like Michael Jackson. Some fools were even shorting dollar instead of buying. Life decisions informed by Putard propaganda will only lead to poverty.

Wahala for iamoyindamola this week

I pity who no get Salah

Let's pray capo Haaland comes close to matching him though

Izzou,, itsrm, this should be why fuel is "evaporating" in the tank. Dem done already mix the ethanol

https://www.nairaland.com/7884819/blending-petrol-ethanol-save-n49

pocohantas:
Yes, it can.
I received inflows all the time via GT and Access.

Thanks I will test it. The account na Zenith

raumdeuter:
There were too many Glens that I started thinking maybe na photocopy. Some of them cost over $2k dollars

I just received this one now, sent from my boss. I will drink this slow, it look like something expensive

Appleyard:
Let Ibime breath.

I think dollar need to let you breathe. Kharma is shouting "dedollarisation" for the last 18 months, only for Dollar-Naira rate to push you to the brink of hunger. Time spent shouting "dedollarisation " should have been spent buying dollar to protect you from present hunger

seankafor:
tell th person to open binance naa.. e no hard

This na payment on invoice, nothing consign Binance with this

seankafor:
even now that it is 1200.. any careless naira that mistakenly enters my hand, na dollar 💵💰 straight up..

It is never late to buy dollar. Never in the history of niggadom has Naira appreciated against dollar. CBN is totally defenceless against dollar. Todays price will be cheap in 6 months

raumdeuter:
Yes. Send a wire. Sometimes can hit the account same day or max next business day

You'll pay like $40 wire fees

Wire fee goes to the Nigerian bank or the service provider?

What of Revolut?

The person will be earning like £250 a month for services rendered, $40 is a bit much to take off the top, he might want to receive in Naira and convert himself if that's the case.

Does anyone know if a dollar account in Nigeria can be credited straight from abroad?

CallTheCops:
why would an actual dribbler stop dribbling at age 21? Does this make any sense to you? Haba 😂

Yeah, some people leave dribbling for goalscoring. He is not the first and won't be the last, but he is the most prominent example because he used to dribble for dribbling sake from 17 to 21. We no dey talk from Google, na wetin eye take see we dey talk.

toluxe0075:
All of you claiming Ronaldo is a better dribbler than Hazard few weeks back should come out. Ronaldo has played far more matches than Hazard, yet his most completed dribbles stat is not still up to 1000. He is not even a better dribbler than Zaha.

Let’s not even talk in comparison to Messi because it’s an insult to Messi.

All those Ronaldo at Man United was a dribbling beast are balderdash.

As usual, Messi is in the league of his own.😎

Ronaldo stopped dribbling in 2006 so counting stats from 2006 onward is useless. 2003 to 2006 are Ronaldo's dribbling years. From 06/07, nothing consign am with dribbling

It's simple. He spent the money OBJ saved up to keep the Naira stable

OBJ left over $60bln in Foreign Reserves and $40bln in Excess Crude Account

By the time Jonathan was done, only $40bln was left in foreign reserves and zero in Excess Crude Account

By the time Buhari was done, the Foreign Reserves had all been mortgaged as PWC told us

Government is a continuum. OBJ is the star who built the savings, Jonathan started the rot and Buhari finished it

BlueRayDick:
Maybe there’s nothing Tinubu can do about it , but he should not be making it worse with his head scratching decisions . All we’ve seen since he was sworn-in is Nigeria slidding even downwards into economic abyss . It’s been more of people falling below the poverty line .

Even some of my friends that will not allow person rest on whatsapp with his pishures and chants of “City boy “ have carried mat to sleep on the floor as dem no get energy to stand with him anymore .

All those campaign talks no consign me. I dey only look numbers and make my judgement from there.

I don't see any material decision Tinubu has made that is central to the koko of wetin dey impact Nigerians standard of living. Barring strict capital controls and steep interest rate hikes (which will only delay the inevitable), there is no immediate succour. Right now, demand for dollar has gone beyond sourcing FX for import. Smart Nigerians are simply using it as a hedge against dropping living standards having realised their central bank no longer has the tools to even remotely defend Naira. Lebanon and Argentina levels of devaluation are at play here and accelerating quickly. Nigeria may have to bite the bullet and fully dollarise the economy now while we have not dropped below the famine line.

E get reason why I dey advise all Nigerians that ask for business advice to simply forget Business and buy dollars. Business can't give you the same % return. One of my mentee is still thanking God he bought $1k earlier this year when I told him to, same thing I told you earlier this year.

Nigerians will be understandably angry, upset at drop in living standards but like Sanusi I can only pray they abide.

Nigerians suffering has just started. Wait till $ hits N2k. There's nothing Tinubu can do about it. A country that relies on Foreign Exchange reserves to maintain it's standard of living having no foreign exchange reserves will only lead to an inevitable outcome. Nigerians should have known there was fire on the mountain when Nigeria was trying to defacto borrow foreign reserves from Afrimex. That means say water done pass garri and PWC calculations on the state of our reserves is true.

Sanusi words come to mind.

“I can only plead with the people to endure the hardship, and those who have the means to help the downtrodden should do so.

Theflint1:
You should try reading his blog too, you get to really see his ideas proper. He may or may not be best for Lagos practically, but as regards his ideals, I respect him for that.

Ideals don't pay bills. Nobody disagrees with his ideals. Stating the obvious does not make one a functional leader.

raumdeuter:
There were too many Glens that I started thinking maybe na photocopy. Some of them cost over $2k dollars

Hehe, Naija man, always suspicious. Those $2k Glen have been in barrels since the days of Napoleon Bonaparte

Glen Livet and Glen Moray are the cheapest Glen that still give smooth taste. Glen Moray is borderline, thats for when your pocket is light. Jameson is slightly above that in price. I never go higher than Glenfiddich in price. Most times I have it on the rocks, or mix it with water when I'm at home. At parties, I go one step further and make an Old fashioned which is basically adding bitters, orange peels, icecubes and brown sugar.

raumdeuter:
I was in a store trying to buy and saw so many and got overwhelmeed, I just picked the ones I am familiar with

You generally can't go wrong with anything starting with Glen that is not priced too low. Just check it's single malt and triple distilled which it generally is with most whisky starting with Glen. But Jameson never fails.

Cognac, Brandy, Rum and other sweet spirits are not for me. My taste buds won't agree with any spirit except single malt, triple distilled whisky

raumdeuter:
Ibime which of these single malt whiskey do you recommend

Which ones

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Can we listen to Naira Marley's songs now?

Or are we still cancelling it/him?

YouTube Music suggested Aye for me. [/color]

Nigerians done nearly lynch Marley like Barrabas the thief

Itsrm:
I hear the official window closed at 980

Black market heading to 1500

Which one is I&E following