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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 10:20pm On May 16, 2023
izzou:
[color=royalblue]Everybody here can relate with this, including our mothers and grandmothers

Let me assume you can for 12 hours. Can you do it for 100 hours?

Hilda's record is based on HOW LONG, not what she cooked.

How people are downplaying the HOW LONG, is what is making me to laugh[/color]
She did well, it's a great feat but is not beyond the capacity of any young person (under 50) who put their mind to it. Obaino told us how he goes from security work to lectures back to security work from Monday till Friday. Many prisoners in war camp are subjected to worse. The human body can take it easy. On the scale of difficulty it's not 10% as difficult as the hundreds of people who have swam from England to France across the English channel and didn't make Guineas record.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 10:09pm On May 16, 2023
izzou:
[color=royalblue]You stood for 8 hours?

I get it if we get carried away while cooking, but it doesn't translate to being monitored every second.

Have you stood for 12 hours to cook, only to take a one hour break?[/color]
That's easy work na. I have cooked over 12 hours last Christmas. If someone say they will pay me not to sit down, I won't sit down.

Last Xmas I made Egusi, Banga, Efo, Stew, Jollof, Peppersoup and African salad same day from morning till night. These are some of the process.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 9:50pm On May 16, 2023
izzou:
[color=royalblue]Just merely standing up for 4 days looks hardest than all what is on that list.

Record na record, but i can understand why that boy's record didn't make any wave.

Like....wetin be this? grin[/color]
Cooking is one of the easier ones. It is one of the activities for which I easily lose track of time. 8 hours cook is normal for me once a month when I cook enough food for the whole month, and I'm still as interested in the 8th hour as the first
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 9:46pm On May 16, 2023
BlueRayDick:
So this Nigerian boy has 7 Guinness World Record to his name 😳

Las las , na who blow him own trumpet our people dey follow dance for this country called Nigeria .

https://www.instagram.com/p/CmitHGVogbP/?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==
Hilda obviously has big backers

I've never seen a country go so mad over common Guinness record

If you browse well this night, you can surely find record to break easily. It could be first nigga to play draughts for one week without stopping
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 8:27pm On May 16, 2023
Melvyn11:
This man behavior is not normal.
When the Government/people are sponsoring his lifestyle, why not?
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by Ibime(m): 8:18pm On May 16, 2023
$49 barrells of oil to India working out really well

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 4:38pm On May 16, 2023
Incognito9:
Pochettino is a coach that use 4-3-3 or 4-2-3-1 and Gallagher(goal scoring midfielder) thrives well in that formation, so he's on the right track.
These guys go soon know wetin coaches see in Gallagher, whether at Chelsea or elsewhere
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 3:09pm On May 16, 2023
A001:
Nigerian Police Force talk say the policeman Seun Kuti slapped is in a coma and undergoing treatment in a hospital. Lols, a civilian slapped a policeman into a coma, NPF lie pass Lie Muhammad
grin grin grin

Either the prosecuting officer is an obidient or this is a shameless shakedown
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 1:55pm On May 16, 2023
lordfalcao:
colwil and perisic better than cucurella.

If ibime na our coach , he will relegate us with 2 for 5 naira players
Mumu, I say make I remind you. Boehly could have saved himself all the hassle and millions last summer heeding my advice below.

Ibime:
Saiss has been in the top 3 defenders in this world cup. I watched him closely at Wolves, the guy is rock solid.

Saiss could have done a job for two years while we develop Colwill without demotivating him

Same way Perisic could have done a job while Lewis Hall is being developed

That's how you plan squads and finances, balancing cost as well as the aspiration of youngsters

It shall never be well with Tuchel. May his ex-wife collect 80%!
Ibime:
I honestly don't know why we are spending crazy millions on defenders

Romain Saiss on free transfer with Levi Colwill should sort that Rudiger spot in the team for the next two years. Saiss is rugged, decent on the ball, knows that LCB inside-out, and very deadly at set-pieces. Give him two year contract to take him to 33 while opening a pathway for Colwill to take the spot immediately or in the next two years, depending on how Colwill performs, with the insurance of Saiss if Colwill is jittery.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 6:19pm On May 15, 2023
Roland17:
@Ibime, and other handles from the South South, what is your take on this post?

https://www.nairaland.com/7689347/every-nigeria-city-should-learn
Read it earlier

Same thing PH is going through

All roads lead to Lagos
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2022/23 by Ibime(op): 6:02pm On May 15, 2023
pamcode:
iamoyindamola was so lucky. Man climbed out of the million rank two weeks ago or so, I was shocked the day I saw it. Anyways that's that's the beauty of cup competitions.

You and brutallion were the shocks of the tournament sha. Brutallion especially has been a bit poor for his standards.
Iamoyindamola and Obainojazz don't deserve any playoffs. At least Iykmora and Timbros have been consistent Sevilla/Villarreal level performers for a while

Barca and Madrid aka Ipukulu and Brutallion decided to ease up this season, let the paper tigers claim some glory
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 5:20pm On May 15, 2023
izzou:
[color=royalblue]4 days, no sleep?
[/color]
I've skipped 2 nights during exam time, multiple times, easy

I don't usually sleep the night before exam. Last minute cramming things after playing all year
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 5:17pm On May 15, 2023
izzou:
[color=royalblue]She overtried abeg.

I cannot do what she did. [/color]
Exam time, I've done similar things but not 4 days in a row. I usually use Kola nut those period
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 4:46pm On May 15, 2023
izzou:
[color=royalblue]1 hour

She has a 5 minute break for every hour

Or she can take 1 hour every 12 hours[/color]
A sleep cycle is 20 mins, then 90 mins

If you pass through the 20 mins first stage and don't reach the 90 mins, it will be like you haven't slept

She try abeg.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 4:42pm On May 15, 2023
Melvyn11:
She has a rest period. An hour break every 12hours so she must have slept.
It was 30 mins. Not enough time to sleep unless you are Japanese that can sleep for 10 mins on demand
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 1:25pm On May 15, 2023
andrew444:
With Jorginho you won’t be below top 10 ,Jorginho would have even dragged Chelsea to conference league

You won’t be playing in Europe next season because Jorginho is not there to carry the midfield

Throughout Jorginho stay at Chelsea you where making it to the ucl and he now left you where battling relegation

How many of your players have made ballon d or top 3 since lampard ,even fraudzard didn’t make top 3

No Jorginho no Chelsea progress
Lamba

Jogginghoe left us in 10tb position with one win in 13 matches
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:28pm On May 15, 2023
lordfalcao:
while your robust partey is failing.

None robust DM is strolling to 3 straight premier league win
Where was Arsenal before Partey (8th position) and where is Arsenal now

Where was City before Rodri (99 points) and where is City now.

That's impact
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:50am On May 15, 2023
swiz123:
That's because he is busy challenging in Europe.
You were hoping to troll with Jogginghoe league title off the back of Partey work. Cry more

Jogginghoe will never win a major league title. He has too many flaws in transition that will be exposed at least 10 times a season
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 10:47am On May 15, 2023
All those Maggi sponsorship and co will be fighting over Hilda now

90 hours of pain for a lifetime of pleasure

https://www.nairaland.com/7689600/vesti-zaron-reward-hilda-baci
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m):
swiz123:
Your robust DM Partey was 70% culpable for losing those points and handing City the league. What is happening now is no different from the dead rubber games your legendary thief was brought in to oversee.
Partey is responsible for them being in that position in the first place

When has Jogginghoe ever taken a team to challenge for title in England
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:16pm On May 14, 2023
Sportsweb:
When Jorginho joined Arsenal from #Chelsea in January, Arsenal were five points clear at the top of the Premier League with a game in hand.
No Jorginho mention from Swiz123 this week? The thunder that will fire him is training for Olympics
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 10:09pm On May 14, 2023
nihilistjnr:
And LED light inside POP ceiling, coupled with golden baroque furniture that looks very uncomfortable...

I blame the Italians for this sha. Nigerians have always looked to them for interior design inspiration from terrazzo and paladiana flooring to suspended POP celinings.

With new money, came new levels of ostentatiousness, and if you've ever watched an Italian soap opera or mafia show like Gommorah or Suburra, you would have seen the senior brother of the contemporary Nigerian sitting room, with every dial turned up to 11.
I swear down. And some girls are making millions from putting these monstrosities together in the name of interior designers
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 9:43pm On May 14, 2023
TrebleChamp:
So today is mother's day again? How many mother's day have we celebrated this year sef? Well the world no kukuma rate us Father's...
Omo messef I tire. It's hard enough remembering my own birthday, much less all these dates
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 9:42pm On May 14, 2023
Roland17:
Murphy Afolabi don die? Jesu! This life no pure at all.

I don’t understand why Nigerians use tile flooring for the entire house, worsestill, bathrooms and stairs.
Most Nigerian interior design is disgusting. Too much gloss and too much chrome
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2022/23 by Ibime(op): 7:41pm On May 14, 2023
2 paper tigers knocked out, 2 to go

Paper tigers were lucky they faced each other, if not all 4 of them would have been knocked out
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 5:52pm On May 14, 2023
raumdeuter:
Before Boehly almost every season Chelsea finishes double digits behind Pep

Pep is a coach Boehly and Glazers are not coaches. The equivalent of Glazer Roman and Boehly is Mansoor
Before Boehly Chelsea net spend was £200m to Pep £700m
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 5:48pm On May 14, 2023
Taguchi:
So when it comes to Man U and Chelsea na the owners dey make the decisions

but in Man City is Pep and not Sheik Monsour...Dey Play
Mansoor only decision is appointing Txiki, Ferran and Pep. They do the rest.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 3:05pm On May 14, 2023
raumdeuter:
For some reason netspend FC don quiet

Since netspend carry them go 11th place
So Pep decisions better than Boehly and Glazers decisions, no surprise there
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 2:05pm On May 14, 2023
lordfalcao:
at 32 years..

Ọ chịm
It is what it is
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 1:34pm On May 14, 2023
BlueRayDick:
I know cooking is not easy that’s why I don’t see the need for cooking for days straight just to break a record that gets broken every now and then.

We have hard copy of Guinness book of records 1996 edition in my house while growing up . Most of the records in that book have long been broken with time and people have even long forgotten some of the people featured in that 1996 edition . Maybe that’s why I don’t really see the need for going through all those stress just to enter the book .

As for Kaffy truly breaking the record helped her to attain fame but it’s just mostly in the Nigerian entertainment industry . It’s not like she started performing for major big artists all over the world . Same way I see this Hilda own will just make her more popular here . Not like the queen or pope or Biden will invite her to be their personal jollof rice chef after breaking the record
It's working for her. I never knew of her before now. Even Atiku and Tinubu are tweeting her. The contracts she will get for catering official Govt functions after this alone will be worth the stress

Meanwhile all the food has to be served for free. Big ups to the lucky niggas at the venue. Is it too late to go there?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 1:32pm On May 14, 2023
BlueRayDick:
At this point, I think Sowore is delusional and needs help. Instead of condemning Seun’s act like most reasonable people have done, he’s been trying to blame the assaulted officer , and even Peter Obi & supporters for wahala wey Seun use him hand create .

Perhaps that’s his way of showing Marxist comradeship love to a “brother in need “.

To think at some point we ever thought this guy would make a good president in a democracy 🤦‍♂️
Sowore has been fighting too long, his brain is starting to knock. He can't handle the emotional aspect of Obi being the preferred revolutionary candidate when he has stood in the trenches for decades without receiving that love
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 1:25pm On May 14, 2023
iamoyindamola:
I no gree oo, the ancient Egyptians are white they are descendants of modern Israel, Jordan, Turkey
They had a period of being ruled by the Nubians from Sudan before being overthrown by Syrians, Greeks and Turks

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