₦airaland Forum

WhoDeyHause:
Martinez is not bad though he looks like a poor man's tevez. He turns up in big games and I really liked his performance against dead barka where he used one goal and assist to send them back to ulokpa. The enemy of my enemy is my friend so I want him.

TLona1:
Eden Hazard vs Getafe:

62 minutes
30 touches
18 passes
0 shots
0 dribbles
0 crosses
0 long balls
0 key passes
5 possession lost

Better than Saint Maximin?

Allow Hazard earn his retirement funds in peace please

Borntosmoke:
Lukaku pls avoid this useless team at all cost!!!

Has he lost weight? Weight held him back last year

Amoto94:
BREAKING : Chelsea are working with Pochettino on recruitment with Lautaro Martinez, Declan Rice, Emiliano Martinez and Alexis Mac Allister are targets. (
@draper_rob
)

Happy with all of these except Lautaro

They should not dare try bidding for that poor mans Tevez

Amoto94:
🚨 Chelsea’s owners are said to be reflective on mistakes made. #CFC

• It’s accepted that it might have been better to retain Tuchel for a season, even though it would never work long term

• Boehly never wanted to be sporting director but had a failed approach for Michael Edwards

• There is a feeling that they overcompensated in appointing Graham Potter because he was so adept at working the executives and owners.

(
@draper_rob

@MailSport

Boehly leaks too much to press. He needs to STFU

swiz123:
Lampard bringing out the best in Sterling.

Ibime, what's your opinion on Lamps getting the permanent deal?

Let's clear road for Android17 to roast Airmark first

Amoto94:
Chelsea are ‘ready to offer’ what it takes to sign defender Kim Min-jae from Italian champions Napoli this summer.

{II Mattino via Sport Witness}

So the mumu people couldn't see him last summer or the summer before when he moved to Fernebahce. He is not new. His name has been ringing bell since Chinese league days

Unlimited22:
He's more comfortable on the left, as is Badiashile
Fofana with his glass legs and nwa Jehovah are the guys who operate on the right.

I'm assuming CSO is also leaving, but it's unlikely both will be let go of.


Omo we have too many players and we still don't have a DM GK or CF.

All these are enough. A left footed CB will not die if they have to cover the rightjust as right footed don't die when covering the left

WhoDeyHause:
Who will we sign as his replacement?

Levi Colwill

BlueRayDick:
Two disturbig things about this news:

1. The news piece gave a vivid description of the identity of the informant thereby putting his life at serious risk. It's more like the author of the news article wants the criminals behind the bunkering know with certainty the person who ratted them out.

The informant is not clean himself. He was involved in the bunkering

Amoto94:
According to Gilmar Ferreira, Thiago Silva already ‘decided’ about his return to Brazil, and is set to speak to Chelsea on the 28th of May, when Chelsea play their final Premier League match of the season against Newcastle United.

{Sport Witness}

Better to go home than finish his career in Europe not playing UCL. No glory in that

WrriterNig:
🤡 Ibime 🤡

Russia GDP has been shrinking nonstop since April 2022 and these are even their propaganda ministry figures which IMF is accepting at face value for now. Reality is much worse

Help us with Naija own while crying into your soaked garri this morning

frankson1:
Is it shameful that one man is standing up to all these countries

West a$$ sniffer, Russia says, Hiii

They ain't standing up to nothing. If e sure them, they should attack one NATO company

Russia ground game is weak, they only have nukes. If Ukraine was given long range missiles, aircrafts, ships and allowed to attack Russian territory, all options which the Russians are using against Ukraine, they will be pushed back in matter of weeks.

Russia is using all these and still struggling in ground game. Russia only focuses on big stuff, they don't have conventional capability

new2012:
When two Elephants fight.... South Africa has forgotten that the US still have case against several of their companies in court, they said MTN funded terrorism in Terhan and other middle East countries, it's still in court. Ramaphosa isn't thinking straight on this

Ramaphosa iis the most stüpid President ANC has produced thus far. All these are being marked

May God punish the Xenophobic nation if they provided arms to support the killing of innocent civilians in a sovereign country

Ramaphosa should not act dumb, talking about he will appoint judge to investigate. You either know what you did or you don't.

frankson1:
Which WhatsApp group did you read this from

The Watsapp group that told me Russia has been on offensive for the last 7 months and barely covered a few miles, though aim sure you Putard will say different

Appleyard:
It's not a problem? But the Reps are up in arms against extending the runaway debt ceiling,and you think it's never a problem.

Alright. Since they can shift the inflation to other countries whose foreign reserves are denominated in Dollars.

The frost use it to play politics as always

Reps caused the debt to balloon with massive tax cuts. Go and check when the debt ballooned, coincide with the Trump tax cut of 2017

NWC Committee rejects Playoff Draw

The National Working Committee of FPL have rejected the primary results submitted for the Nairaland FA Cup playoff draw

League heavyweights such as twice league winners and four time FA cup winners, Ipukulu FC is conspicuously absent from the draw as is FPL luminary and 2 time league and FA Cup champion Brutallion FC managed by OAM4J

In an interview with Thisday, Ipukulu manager TamunoIbime Ayapripri rejected the playoff outcome, describing Playoff contenders Obainojazz, Iamoyindamola, Timbros and Iykmora as paper tigers. Ayapripri noted in particular that Ipukulu scored more overall points than Jazz FC yet Jazz FC managed to dollarise their way into the playoffs

Brutallion manager OAM4J has put together a legal team to challenge the results in court which may lead to expulsion of all playoff contenders. At time of writing, the kitchen cabinet and cabals around Ipukulu camp are urging their patron to petition league administrator Mukina2 to delete the league.

It promises to be an interesting time in FPL over the coming weeks


OluwaGbenga Olowoporoku
Thisday

Kingsnairaland:
you will use dollars as toilet roll when the rest of the world stops using it for trade.

Story for the Gods.

Appleyard:
Ibime my homie...

Are you aware that the United States boasts both the world's biggest national debt in terms of dollar amount and its largest economy, which resolves to a debt-to GDP ratio of approximately 128.13%? The United States' government's spending exceeds its income most years, and the US has not had a budget surplus since 2001.

In summary, the US national debt is bigger than its income/GDP. Isn't that an abberration?

That is never a problem for USA, but is for Russia

USA does not use, nor need to use surplus to defend it's currency unlike Russia

Badassniggga:
so mere 25+ tanks is what you call the largest tank battle of this war? . I wonder if in your deluded mind you think you're addressing foøls here .

and giving me Wikipedia as the source of the facts on ground is the funniest shyte ever.

Where did you read 25 tanks

If Russia even has tanks in substantial numbers left, they are useless against Javelin

Badassniggga:
lol. Russia is the tank capital of the world having at least 13000 tanks. They haven't lost more than a thousand so far. Let's see how Ukraine's donated 350 tanks wants to win against Russia's 700 deployed to counter the counteroffensive by Ukraine. Let's learn the art of war from Ukrainians

Story, that's why they got decimated in battle of Vuhledar, the largest tank battle of this war in a failed offensive. No tank no offensive. All they can do is shoot missiles at infrastructure, you can't move men forward without tank battle.

They've so many tank and brought only one museum tank for victory day parade. Jokes on you

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Vuhledar

Wagwanbrethren:
Omo
More Wagner wailers to kpai! 🤣
Uk no get joy oo. Wotowoto.

This counteroffensive go choke Putin army. No be childs. All preparation on ground?

Russia is not capable of any offensive, they've lost too many tanks and you can't advance boots on ground without tanks. Let's see if they can defend entrenched positions though. Dnipro river is in their favour

WriiterNig:
🤡 Ibime 🤡

Never argued with you about US national debt

Why is your oil to.India at $1k per barrelly causing 48% drop in revenue?

Appleyard:
You're damn hilarious and highly ignorant. Russia never set out to capture the whole of Ukraine. Your major undoing is repeating what you saw or heard from the headlines of MSM platforms without applying common sense and logical reasoning. Ukraine is the second largest country after Russia in Europe; you don't capture a country that size with 109k troops. The Russian mission was very clear; to denazify and demilitarised Ukraine as such that it would no longer have the ability to produce large-scale offensive weaponry and wage widescale frontier war. And that mission has been achieved. As of today, there is no single Ukrainian military-industrial complex standing churning out weapons. The only thing keeping current Ukraine floating is NATO.

Wagner PMC is NOT the main assault force, but part of the main assault force. And the musicians have been fighting in the war even before the Russian partial mobilization started. They have been on the LPR and DPR sides since 2014, fighting in their ranks. Get your facts right. You have much to learn, brother.

Clown, Russia just opened up a longer border with NATO in Finland few miles from St Petersburg and you are drinking zobo

Kherson is part of "Russia", if mission is achieved they should go and take it.

Wagner is the only fighting force of Russias capable of making any kind of offensive, and they have been struggling with Bakhmut for over 6 months

Selling oil to India at $1,000 per barrel must be really lucratiive

.🤡🤡🤡 Writernig


https://tass.com/economy/1613549

https://tass.com/economy/1615655

TASS - MOSCOW, May 10. /TASS/. Oil and gas revenues of the Russian budget plummeted by 46% year-on-year in January - April 2023

TASS - "The federal budget’s additional oil and gas revenues are projected in the amount of minus 8.1 bln rubles in May 2023," the report said

The deviation from virtually received oil and gas revenues from the expected monthly amount of oil and gas revenues in April 2023 totaled minus 32.4 bln rubles ($412 mln), the ministry added.

WriiterNig:
⚡️🇷🇺 Russia is acting slowly in 🇺🇦 Ukraine because it is carrying out a special military operation and not a war, Kremlin spokesman Dmitry Peskov says - TASS

Clown, no wonder they only had one tank at Victory Day parade

Roland17, take ♥️

WriiterNig:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_home_ownership_rate

🤡 🤡 🤡

Why not travel to Siberia. Land is free. Cut some woods and you are a homeowner

Or live in Soviet apartment block like a rat

Keep writing about others while wondering how to pay rent in your face me, I face you. Clown

WriiterNig:
🤡 Ibime 🤡

When you finish, you cry into your soaked garri tonight. 65% of Brits live in their own home.

No one cares about the 1 in 20 of the 35% of population who missed rent. Probably Russian immigrants

lordfalcao:
all the clubs Lampard coached were drinking goals

Rudiger drank goals under Conte and Sarri

lordfalcao:
but you said he is on the bench most of the times..

Since he left Chelsea after been termed the deficiency in defense? Have you stopped conceeding ?

Go and ask Koulibaly

Although our defence record is still the 3rd best in the league