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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 3:06am On Oct 26, 2022
seankafor:
Newly elected British pm of Indian origin observes his rituals before resuming office

Try this in naija and watch them term you fetish and bla bla bla sad

https://twitter.com/instablog9ja/status/1584969303090429952?t=7uwKwR3DoPCjAxg2z02YcQ&s=19[/quote]Mehn, this society is too tolerant and advanced. You can't try this anywhere else
Foreign AffairsRe: “I'm 43% Nigerian” - Duchess Of Sussex Meghan Markle Stirs Reactions, Opens Up by Ibime(m): 12:22am On Oct 26, 2022
She behaves like a Nigerian girl too, chasing men for money
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:21am On Oct 26, 2022
Sterling is playing wingback, I think that should temper expectations, but no.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:42pm On Oct 25, 2022
Now we can watch Barka go to Ulokpa with relaxed mind

Good turnaround after the first two games. Unless Zagreb beat Milan tonight, we have won the group. First team to defeat Salzburg at their home ground in 40 games
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:40pm On Oct 25, 2022
It's me, lordfalcao Ibime reporting live from Salzburg with Lacazette Chalobah alert

29 starts, no defeat

30 is sure this weekend

Nwa Chukwu!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:17pm On Oct 25, 2022
How Pulisic take miss that ball
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:13pm On Oct 25, 2022
Kepa dey struggle with corner
CelebritiesRe: Adidas Terminates Partnership With Kanye West by Ibime(m): 6:01pm On Oct 25, 2022
Ibime:
Yeah, maybe in Iran

The journey from billionaire to millionaire is complete

Kanye's valuation is based on the value of his Yeezy brand, which would be valued at multiples of future earnings. In cash and property, Kanye does not hold up to $1bln

Michael Jordan wins again
I had barely typed this when Forbes did the needful

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 6:00pm On Oct 25, 2022
When your valuation is based on paper (multiples of future earnings) and not on cash and convertible assets, it's best to keep mouth shut as a business man

CelebritiesRe: Adidas Terminates Partnership With Kanye West by Ibime(m): 5:05pm On Oct 25, 2022
Teslalover:
He would get another endorsement
Yeah, maybe in Iran

The journey from billionaire to millionaire is complete

Kanye's valuation is based on the value of his Yeezy brand, which would be valued at multiples of future earnings. In cash and property, Kanye does not hold up to $1bln

Michael Jordan wins again

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:20am On Oct 25, 2022
Android22:
Romano has repeatedly said every club offered Erling the same money. All the journalists that are usually 100% on City said same but you'd rather believe gossip columns like daily mail that can't get their story consistent?.
“I’m aware of reports circulating around Erling Haaland’s wages at Manchester City, with some crazy numbers out there!” Romano said.

“Honestly, I can’t be 100% precise on Haaland’s salary as there are so many clauses and bonuses."

Romano doesn't know Haaland real salary yet is being cited as knowing the salary every club offered Haaland. Meanwhile the people who actually negotiated with Haaland said they couldn't offer him the crazy money that was demanded.

The agenda is strong on this one.

EducationRe: The 'Anti-Cheating' Exam Hats Used By Students In Philippines (Pictures) by Ibime(m): 10:38am On Oct 24, 2022
This guy is focussed cheesy

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:36am On Oct 24, 2022
izzou:
[color=royalblue]How many percent VAT be this?[/color]
Maybe 30%
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:35am On Oct 24, 2022
A001:
He may not exactly be 23 since he was born in Nigeria, but I don't think he's closer to 30.
I think he is approximately 2 years behind whatever age you think Ndidi and Kelechi are as he was 2 years behind their set at under 17 level

If we agree that 20-23 is a fair age for a Nigeria Under17 player and he played under17 in 2015, we can guesstimate his age now
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:02am On Oct 24, 2022
A001:
I want Chelsea to sign Osimhen. He's just 23 and is a complete striker.

We should go all out for him.
He is not 23, and closer to 30
Foreign AffairsRe: Gov. by Ibime(m): 12:44am On Oct 24, 2022
This TritNg guy done ruin Uprightness thread
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:40am On Oct 24, 2022
Ballzproblemm:
finally, somebody has said that thing on my mind for a very long time,cause I didn't see the Same energy for Mateo,truth is many so called current Chelsea fans want boehly and Potter to fail , cause how the hell do you judge a coach other one month,is weird man
We must have a lot of very young fans then. Not surprised with some of the takes I read here about Chelsea when people speak about events and issues that go further back than 8 years ago.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:06am On Oct 24, 2022
Hakimi is good enough, but only a rabid James hater will contemplate replacing him with Hakimi or anyone

It's like asking a Bayern fan to pay multimilions for Ashley Cole to replace Phillip Lahm, or asking a Chesea fan to sell Cech and buy Buffon for multimillions, or an Inter fan to replace Zanetti with Cafu.. They will ask you if you are sick in the head.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m):
Athletic did not lie

They only reported the headline stats. It is true that Haaland base salary is £375k. It is also true that there are easily achievable incentives that push that close to £900k. They reported transfer plus agent fees of £85m which is the same as everyone has reported on transfer fee to Dortmund plus Raiola cut. They did not speak on the father's cut nor Haaland sign-on fee. There is no contradiction.

Below is the same Athletic corroborating the true cost of the deal at the time of negotiation with Peps direct words in quotes.

We would not trust those with an agenda like City, nor journalists who receive information that City want to give out.

We would believe the clubs who negotiated with him, and even Peps words at the start of negotiation, not the numbers that City window dressed to calm DeBruyne and other players down. City have agency in the matter to downplay the figures.

£30m a year after tax is £1m a week Gross in the UK. Thats from the trusted Athletic. Also corroborating the release clause in 2024 which City went out of their way to deny. It is clear that City have cause to lie in this matter, so we will take independent sources not City or their journalists they feed information to. Every figure quoted rhymes with exactly what Raiola asked Chelsea for ($1m a week) and what other managers who negotiated with Haaland team are saying and what Pep himself said. You must be mad in this day and age to think you will sign Haaland and not pay something at least reasonably close to what you expect to pay for Mbappe. Any other talk is pure agenda.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:18pm On Oct 23, 2022
User09:
I'ld welcome anyone who has a contrary opinion and wants to take me on on my (footballing) James criticism up there.
Footballing opinion hailing Havertz as a genius and James as a dunce in same sentence. This post should get you 1,000 lashes of koboko on a normal day. This is trash and hatred, not football opinion

User09:
Every Image u put up is testament to Havertz brilliant mind and moves.

Go back 2seconds and see how he makes the brilliant run. Kimmich incidentally was meant to follow up with a similar run. Positional play at its finest. This he realises when he eventually gets there. This is one of the reason why some of us heavily criticize James. These final moves are usually lacking in his case


Every other thing is just your usual agenda
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:08pm On Oct 23, 2022
No Chelsea fan in right mind will contemplate a like for like replacement for James except for intense Anglophobia

Who doesn't know that James hater. I prefer Havertz10 style of openly saying with his chest that he hates English people, than someone who will be speaking plenty grammar while dripping with hatred

User09:
Every Image u put up is testament to Havertz brilliant mind and moves.

Go back 2seconds and see how he makes the brilliant run. Kimmich incidentally was meant to follow up with a similar run. Positional play at its finest. This he realises when he eventually gets there. This is one of the reason why some of us heavily criticize James. These final moves are usually lacking in his case

Every other thing is just your usual agenda
User09:
With James, maybe it was a deliberate high line. Cos his awareness as usual was shockingly poor
User09:
With Tuchel, Players who are Positionally indisciplined and cannot keep up the shape are probably gonna get dropped.

Brace up guys - Time for more Jorginho.

Players at risk - James, Mount, Zouma, Chilwell, Emerson, Kovacic, Abraham, except of course they improve and show it in training

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:47pm On Oct 23, 2022
User09:
2 things.

1. James has improved so far; possibly cos he plays more in front of the 6's

2. Hakimi is a better WB and would always penetrate the last cm. Also, he's very flexible and can play on the left
English man stole.this guys babe

I don't doubt it
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m):
Someone wants you to believe Haaland choice is a simple Sporting decision and listed 6 clubs, any of which they could have signed for, and money was not an impediment to signing with any of the 6 as they could afford it. Liverpool was "high on the list" according to their marketing propaganda

Let's hear directly from Liverpool and Barca manager from the list of 6 clubs then

One must be very naive to bring players own marketing documentary here, as if player will talk about rabba when introducing themselves to new fans. Then expect us to suspend disbelief and accept that Haaland will happily accept 1/3rd of his mate Mbappe asking salary.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m):
If you believe Haaland chose a club not based on financial deal but on criteria they told you in a marketing documentary after signing for the club, you must be as gullible as the City fans who bought the propaganda of Haaland father posting pictures of Haaland in City shirts as a child, claiming it's a transfer of passion, when Haaland has always been on record as a Leeds fan where his father did his best work.

Imagine buying marketing propaganda as if a player ever signed for a club and said "I came here for the rabba" grin grin

I made my points clear and it's corroborated by many including the demands made to both Chelsea and Manure when they chased Haaland, and corroborated by Xavi who chased Haaland. My statement that Haaland has release cause in order to satisfy his father and agents need for future payments is corroborated by the rush to offer Haaland new contract after just one month. If you believe Haaland is on same salary as KDB, I have a bridge to sell you. Even the demands of $50m paced on Chelsea a year ago work out to $1m a week and corroborate the Daily Mail figure of £900k a week in easily achievable incentive based salary, which City dressed up as £375k a week base salary so as not to hurt KDB feelings. One must be beyond naive, or an agendist to believe Mbappe will collect £1m a week and Haaland will ask for 1/3rd of the going rate

As for that mumu User09, stick to writing plenty English to campaign how all English players are wack, how.Chelsea should sell James and buy Hakimi, and all similar foolish talk you use to disguise Anglophobia. Nobody is fooled.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2022/23 by Ibime(op): 8:52pm On Oct 23, 2022
Twice in a row, FPL has autocancellled my bench boost. This week wey my bench scatter 30 points, e choke
CelebritiesRe: Felicitations As AlexReports Son Named After Godwin Maduka Clocks 1 (Pictures) by Ibime(m): 7:12pm On Oct 23, 2022
Alexreports pikins dey always answer another man name

This baba no Ike poverty at all grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 6:26pm On Oct 23, 2022
lordfalcao:
this is total of what haaland deal cost.. as reported by a very reputable the athletic..

I no know where una dy get una own figures…
Athletic only reported his base salary. Nothing contradicts anything I've said here as they did not disclose his full salary and agents fees. And if you believe Athletic, then you should corroborate my statement that he has £150m ($200m as reported by Athletic) release clause, for which Man City will soon pay tens to hundreds of millions to his father to get rid of. Like I said, he is.just being parked at Man City till ether they, PSG or Madrid finally buy out the father and agent who really own him.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 6:18pm On Oct 23, 2022
Jodera:
He has an opportunity to extend in Jan with either PSG or sign new contract with some else, yet he signed with PSG. So I ask, how was he free??

All players have agent yet I never see person talk say Havertz agent get even if na £1m pounds for his move to Chelsea or Werner. But e don reach Haaland turn and we should now be looking into it.

Most clubs include performance related bonus to their salary and availablity (esp Liverpool players) but it isn't a problem until Haaland came into the fray.

Like I said, on this thread nobody is talking about those things until Haaland came, so we should just keep the same energy
If you know anything about football contracts, you will know agents typically get 10% of the transfer fees so you can apply that to Havertz, Lukaku and whoever

Everybody except the dumbest rock knows Haaland is majorly owned by his father and agent, and they are the ones you really pay when you sign Haaland, just like many contracts for Brazilian players where the agents own the equity. Only a fool will be talking about the release clause paid to Dortmund. The person to buy out is the father and the agent. They parked Haaland at Dortmund with low release clause for that very reason, same way Brazilians often get parked in Portuguese league until the agent can cash out. Let me even shock you, Man City have not paid off the father and Agents equity in the player which is why they agreed to £150m release clause in 2 years, so the father and agent can chop again from their equity. Man City is on a similar deal to Dortmund, that's why they are already trying to sign new contract with Haaland just two months into the season, so they can finally buyout the agent and father's interest. . . despite already paying Haaland £900k per week.

Haaland on the open market is a £300-£400m player and the father and agent will expect to cake out £150m to £200m from him before handing over all his contractual rights, since they loosely own 50% of hlm.

If you don't know how football contracts work, just be quiet on Haaland matter. Neymar transfer from Santos to Barca should have taught even the most casual.football follower what it's like to buy out 3rd party interest in a player. The fee paid to Dortmund is just to buy out Dortmunds minute interest in the player. His father and agent have leveraged out portions of their interest 3 times (to Salzburg, Dortmund and City). His.next transfer or next contract will be their final leveraged buyout. Between these 4 contracts, they would expect to have recouped half the true market value of the player, then the contractual relationship going forward will be strictly between the player and club.

Consider Haaland only half-purchased by City and just to get to this stage they have paid €70m combined in agents and father's fees, €70m in transfer fees, who knows the sign-on fee, and £900k weekly wage.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m):
Jodera:
When was Mbappe ever a free transfer last summer?

Na wa ooo
Mbappe was a free transfer since January for any club willing to pay him what he wants. His contract expired last summer

Like I said, keep foolish takes to yourself. Haaland transfer has never been in the category of Richarlison. Clubs that have the werewithal to sign Haaland no pass 3 - PSG, City and Madrid at a stretch. That transfer comes with £900k salary, €40m agents fee, €30m father's fee, God knows what sign on fee for Haaland himself, and a release clause. Same reason they kept the release clause low at Dortmund so they would be the ones to profit from the sale, not the selling club. Same thing Neymars dad did with Santos fee, until we later saw the real cost of the deal to Barcelona
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 3:08pm On Oct 23, 2022
donstan18:
L
We sold Tomori for peanut to buy Fofana, sold Abraham because of Fraudvertz, some mugus here wanted us to sell James for Hakimi too.
The one that suggested the bolded likes to speak much English to hide his anglophobia
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:27pm On Oct 23, 2022
The difference between Bellingham and RLC na packaging
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:25pm On Oct 23, 2022
Jodera:
Why then are you people now interested in Haaland contract and annual salary and Papa fees again when e no dey included in the net spend?

Halaand's official bid is £51m same way Sterling's official bid is £47.5m. Any other thing na conspiracy theories just to make themselves feel good.
Mumu take, the type that says Mlbappe was available for free transfer this summer and nobody was wise enough to sign him

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