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Scenes when Zakaria matches Jogginghoes Chelsea open play goal record within 30 minutes. . .

A40:
Dollar is now 855 .

The Abokifx is now offline. I wonder who FG will blame this time

Rahimi

Mbappe on the beat already

Jogginghoe done lose ball on slight press, leading to that Koulibaly injury

Ballzproblemm:
@ibime

Thanks

Ballzproblemm:
Carney chukwuemeka is not fit ,omari Hutchison,,casadei are not eligible because they're not registered ,so omari and casadei won't make any UCL match will play this season ,maybe league and cup games

They should be. . . Under21 players are usually registered to the B squad for Europe and are allowed to play even if not in the registered 25, unless I am mistaken

Ballzproblemm:
squad looks good,must win ,then arsenal, a win too ,COYB!!!!

Why won't Potter allow these guys rest at least let's see Casadei, Carney and Omari in this dead rubber game

lordfalcao:
he is changing game from the bench. Why is he not starting?

Is he not robust enough? Abi he don lean ?

He came into a system with two good DMs with an established relationship. He is not competing with RLC over there like Jogginghoe

24 hours to fabricate more shïts

I'm 5ft 11, just learning I'm 5ft 6. Body and dance steps like Wike. I must have danced with your mother for you to know.

When the cock crows thrice, you will face reality. If you are Kawhi Leonard age (31), then at the age of 29, you disappeared off the face of the earth like a nigga committing life insurance fraud for a N20k debt. At the age of 31, you were denying who you are, denying you've ever been a Barca fan and that you don't know your 29 year old self.

At the age of 29, I was already married, had bought first property, had taken my wife to various destinations around the world, same time you were creating a new Identity as a fully grown man, including new football clubs to support just because of N20k, and lying through your teeth about who you are.

Elruditor, retype all the above with your Elruditor account after making restitution to those you owe

Get this nigga out of here man.

A001:
Why is that so? Is Israel going through a political crisis like the UK?

Parliamentary system of Govt is prone to frequent turnover especially in places like Israel and Italy where no one party has clear majority. Israel, Italy, UK, Japan, fear these places. If you fall in coma for 12 months, you can wake up and find their PM has changed 3 times

lordfalcao:
bissoma nko.

How many bench in how many matches?

Fantastic. Absolutely changed the game when he came on

Hojberg 8th GA of the season

Perisic 7th assist of the season in 12 starts

So Bentacur fit attack like this?

When it comes to crossing, after KDB na Perisic

CoolUsername:
He was Canadian, of course he was going to blend in with Americans. It worked in the cases of MF DOOM (rip) and 21 Savage for decades who were black BTW, and weren't even aware of their situation.



Those are no-no thoughts, comrade.

Cool points to you for knowing about MF Doom. Twale

I hope Potter rests the whole defence and midfield tomorrow cos those boys are thin on the ground.

Make Gallagher, Casadei and Mount/Havertz handle midfield and let's see starts for Carney, Omari and Broja among the front three, and let's see that Dione Rankin and Lewis Hall at fullback with some development guys at CB

A001:
I just read the kid was under water for 2 hours and the nine people in the house, including Davido and Chioma, didn't notice his absence for that long.

Davido and Chioma were said to be out out of town when the incident occured, according to LindaIkeji

It's a tragic situation, and the minders have rightly been arrested for negligence. This incident makes me respect DBanj more because he applied a lot of grace and forgave his wife a strong ting. That could wreck any marriage but he built that woman back up and gave her further kids

Android22:
You have tried the broke shaming, we don't know your location, and who you are angle. I laughed all through because protecting my identity is more important to me than settling for your NL games. Just because I have decided to defend myself a little, you are now claiming I am responding because I am trying to lie. Don't other Nigerian Americans travel back from time to time mumume?

I told you to believe what you want. Why must you engage me? Why must I see your point? Mental illness is not transferred by replying NL posts so no matter how you quote me I won't be contracting it from you. You are almost 40 man, act your age. If you are not ashamed for yourself I am sometimes ashamed for you.

Post what you want, throw shade, just don't quote me while at it. I don't know why that is too hard for you. I am happy with my life. I am content. I don't try to engage you or respond to your posts yet you are always looking for me. Do I look like your psychiatrist?

Mumume, for the umpteenth time we have nothing in common. I am not a short bow-legged obese looking bastard with documented manic episodes who is too prideful to admit he was wrong. .

You can fabricate any shíts you want about me like a drowning man, but when the cock crows thrice, you will snap back to real facts and reality - that your whole existence is a fraud, and N20k is the price of your honour.

Saul Goodman still dey learn work where you dey. Imagine a nigga depriving and denying himself of his lifes passion because of a peppersoup bet

Android22:
Believe what you want but I have never been a Barcelona FC fan. People will just make up stories when they can't find one.

Oh what tangled webs we weave, when first we set out to deceive.

When you wake up in the morning, do you look in the mirror and say to yourself "Nigga, you did for N20k what very few men have done for life insurance fraud". Congratulations, your life is a movie. 

Oga we are not interested in anything you have to say at this point. You have zero credibility. Even your life and moniker is a Conspiracy Theory debunked.

You have been on Nairaland for years alluding to being Americana. When challenged, you said your 'return" flight is more than my heating bill. Abeg the return leg of that flight never expire till now? Guy no dey show yourself

Everybody talks freely about their location here from London to Lagos, PH to Australia, Abuja to Texas, but one Peter Iscariot22 is "protecting his location", scared to even say he's American with his chest, worried we might find him amongst 300m Americans. More like he can't even convince himself of his lies.

As of 7 years ago, you alluded cunnily in your usual lying way to being a senior manager in the oil industry. 5 years later you were struggling to pay N20k debt. You can tell us intimate detail of Barca matches going back to mid-2000s. Elruditor, you are not a young boy. Yet when people with lives in Obodo Oyigbo are concerned with houses, pensions, investments, kids ISAs, vacations, and have been on these things for a decade plus, you are putting "return" flight tickets from Naija as proof of being in Obodo Oyinbo like an Obalende dreamer still hustling in the VISA office. Keep hustling, as long as cassava turn to garri, I'm respecting your grind.

Please do well not to reference, allude or "chook mouth" indirectly, by proxy, or roundabout in any conversation I'm having, and I will reciprocate by letting you spout your conspiracy theories unchallenged. Diagnosis is not my calling

Android22:
My only sadness is that Davido's son died and not you

I understand. Words can cut deep in the soul to engender such feelings. I wish comfort for the Adelekes, psychiatric healing for you. . . and restitution for your creditors.

benalvino3:
Ibime does not think straight na. He follows any narrative the left(liars) and the media(worse than liars) puts out. I have told him he can't reason else he will know non of this is making sense.

The only thing not making sense is your rent boy theory. Court papers, charges, witness statements, the attackers testimony have been published in the court papers and nothing in there supports your poppycock

Court documents, witness affidavits and even the attackers testimony in court documents have been published.

Attacker was spotted approaching the house with a black bag. He was not picked up as a rent boy, and the lunatic gave statement that he wanted to interrogate Nancy Pelosi and break her knees if she told lies. An unhinged lunatic acting out his delusions

Nairaland resident lunatic conspiracy theory is in the bin within less than 24 hours, till he make up a new one like this one never happened. . . just like his nonexistent life and Nairaland ID that he make up when the previous one done cast

This kids is why you should protect your brain from lunacy and from information sources that drag you into their web, asking you to ignore a wide range of sources and official investigations. It is too late for the Elruditor lunatic unfortunately, his brain is already gone

nihilistjnr:
Ibime read am again...they said the police were Let in...as in them don enter inside.

How I go open door for you, you enter inside, and you still discover me for entryway? The phrasing is odd.

Infact I went to check the Wikipedia article just now, and person don reword the whole thing. Now Wikipedia is saying an unidentified person opened the door, but police observed the fight from outside the property...which aligns more with your position imo than the original wording.

Check am yourself.

Anyhow e be, we go get the minor details in the trial

All na English. E be like you want enter house, you know say your wife dey house, but you "discovered" her mopping the floor. Na just something wey you no expect.

nihilistjnr:
There's something weird about this your screenshot though.

2nd paragraph says police were let into the property through the front door.

3rd paragraph says Police discovered Pelosi and Depape fighting


So who let the police in?

The use of the word 'disvovered' is very peculiar. If Pelosi opened the door for the police, how can they discover him again?

You missed the keyword - discovered them fighting at the "entryway".

So na instant discovery

The bobo go done blow gasket when he saw it was Police and not Nancy he was expecting, and fighting commenced right there and then

Meanwhile the Police came for a "wellness check", not instant gbas gbos, so e shock them too like discovery

Android22:
This bellend can see the words written there and is still calling it conspiratorial. No be mumu you be?

I don't know who he is. . .but I know his name and he is my friend.

I have told you, you are a lunatic who will form a theory and even when founding principles of that theory are debunked like the underwear stuff, you will hold on to any piece that will justify your deranged theory

Paul Pelosi is confronted and held hostage by a lunatic with two hammers and zipties who is there for Nancy. He convinces the lunatic Nancy is coming home, manages to get a call to a dispatcher speaking in code. In the dispatchers words "he doesn't know him, but he (attacker) advises he is a friend called David and they are waiting for Nancy. Paul then goes on to discreetly code the dispatcher, saying to the lunatic "Who are you, what are you going to do to me".

They then wait for Nancy and when they go to the door and it's not Nancy but the Police, the attacker realizing he's been tricked starts shouting "Where is Nancy, Where is Nancy" bashing him over the head with the hammer.

The Police having reviewed the evidence, probably phone records, CCTV and all available things on site have charged the attacker with attempted murder, kidnap, etc and most importantly burglary, further throwing your crazed rent boy gone wrong theory in the bin. Now you are telling us to wait for conviction before we confirm. Are you not ment? Are you willing to bet your remaining arm and $1k this time on the outcome of the trial?

I have told you since your Elruditor days that when you decide to live with an alternative world view, just know mental illness is involved. The kind of illness that will make a man deny he is Elruditor then forget himself and start taking credit for Elruditors arguments. The kind of illness that will make a man start saying he was correct on far-right talking points in his head that you never discussed with him. The kind of illness that will make a man deny himself over N20k.

The kind of illness that will make a man speak in code, acting shady as to whether he is in America, not speaking freely about where he is like every other normal human being. Now you are talking about the cost of your return flight ticket to America like your travel to America is in question. Na today you go America? Wetin concern Yankee man with return? Nobody will question you being in America except that you seem to be trying to convince yourself. If a man can lie about his whole identity like you have done for 2 years, lying about location is nothing sha.

Android22:
Nobody brags about flight ticket but you are bringing up 20 thousand naira to broke shame me?

Are you not a clown like this?

Yea, being charged for burglary is proof that said person will be convicted of it. Especially when Police Dispatch has the victim saying "he is a friend. . .his name is David".

Buahahahaa. Oga leave talk till they confirm I am right again. I will be here to read your excuses. That is if your partner does not recommit you to a mental health facility. . .again.

Type this again with your Elruditor account. A man who denies himself because of N20k (or shame of being wrong) is not worth taking seriously

And lie softly to fit your lunatic conspiracy. The dispatch words is below

Android22:
We know who the mental case is. When you ask them to point out the facts now we will start getting shalaye about I was only called a nutcase many years ago but now me and him are best friends so . . .

As if it excuses you from being the bow-legged schizo that you are.

We will be here when you will swear you entertained the possibility of David Depape being Paul Pelosi's escort gone bad. No be you again.

Anu mmpama.

The only fact we are concerned with is the fact you are Elruditor, the shameless debtor. Go and change the charge sheet from burglary to Rent boy gone rogue

Mr Americana that can't pay few tens of thousands debt.

While Nairaland resident nutcase is at it, he should go and convince the Police to withdraw the burglary charge since the assailant was a rent boy invited into the home

Elruditor was a sick boy and it seems the years have not been kind to him. See him talking about stuff in his brain I never discussed with him like midterms etc

Skimpledawg and HewlettPackard should come and claim their money owed. I'm done with this lunatic.

See comedy

After two years of denying he is Elruditor, Nairaland resident nutcase resurrects to argue that he was right when he was Elruditor

We are not concerned with that oga. Go and pay your debt. Nobody who is living abroad will be bragging about flight ticket

Android22:
Remember when the CIA confirmed Sars-COV2 was completely natural and had nothing to do with a lab in Wuhan? Buahahahahaha!

I discussed CIA statement on origins of Sars-Cov2 with Eruditor not no Android or Iphone.

GO AND PAY YOUR DEBT. I understand poverty is a natural byproduct of mental illness, no wonder N20k had you shaking like a leaf and deactivating. Focus on growing what will add to your pocket and leave the conspiracy theories aside.


https://www.nairaland.com/920248/official-chelsea-fan-thread-champions/8802#89152868

And no, it is not agreed that Sars-Cov is man made, though it may be leaked from the lab which I acknowledged as a possibility. There is a difference between both concepts if you have an iota of intelligence

As for all the other nonsense you typed, they are easily debunked. Paul Pelosi does not have Secret service protection, he was not in his underwear, he was knocked by the hammer as Police entered the house and did not wake up from hammer blow to go breaking windows to fabricate evidence, and you will have to wait for Police to tell you what they saw on CCTV as I doubt they will release CCTV of the home of a public official for security reasons just to satisfy your conspiratorial mind. And yes the attacker was someone with mental illness whose mental illness has taken him from hippie to far-right with his online footprint well documented

But none of the above matters. What matters Eruditor is that you be a man and GO AND PAY YOUR DEBT

benalvino3:
Those blogs and 4chan posting are fake. Keep up.

Go do some research. He is not anything they say he is from the right wing

These are some of his archived blogs. Stop talking nonsense. His Youtube, Facebook, WordPress have been taken down as they do any extremist

https://archive.ph/AJCRs

basilico:
He is a 4chan extremist now?Extraporated. Right wing. Trump supporter.
Hiding your lies.
The guy is 42, He attended his wife nude wedding where he was wearing nothing. Show me any Republican who will attend a nude wedding

He's been divorced from that Lady ten years after suffering mental illness. His blogs and 4chan postings were extensive and recorded. He was a left-wing hippy turned right wing extremist. There are many of them. Such is the journey of human life

benalvino3:
You are not a reasonable person. No one is denying the story. But what the police report, the dispatch call and everything so far is not making sense. How can you not see this?

The main focus is not about the man and Paul pelosi now. It's about Jan 6, republicans, maga and Donald Trump. Election is close.

What is not making sense about it

A mad fella broke into Pelosis house and hit him with a hammer. Nobody is saying he's a sane Republican, he's just a mad man. Mental illness usually takes the form of extremism. 10 years ago, the guy was a hippie extremist, today he's a 4Chan extremist. Mental people tend to go from.one extreme to another once a sickness takes hold of their brain. There are many far right people.right now who used to be far left. Their underlying illness is conspiracy against organised Government.