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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m):
Android22:
You have tried the broke shaming, we don't know your location, and who you are angle. I laughed all through because protecting my identity is more important to me than settling for your NL games. Just because I have decided to defend myself a little, you are now claiming I am responding because I am trying to lie. Don't other Nigerian Americans travel back from time to time mumume?

I told you to believe what you want. Why must you engage me? Why must I see your point? Mental illness is not transferred by replying NL posts so no matter how you quote me I won't be contracting it from you. You are almost 40 man, act your age. If you are not ashamed for yourself I am sometimes ashamed for you.

Post what you want, throw shade, just don't quote me while at it. I don't know why that is too hard for you. I am happy with my life. I am content. I don't try to engage you or respond to your posts yet you are always looking for me. Do I look like your psychiatrist?

Mumume, for the umpteenth time we have nothing in common. I am not a short bow-legged obese looking bastard with documented manic episodes who is too prideful to admit he was wrong. .
You can fabricate any shíts you want about me like a drowning man, but when the cock crows thrice, you will snap back to real facts and reality - that your whole existence is a fraud, and N20k is the price of your honour.

Saul Goodman still dey learn work where you dey. Imagine a nigga depriving and denying himself of his lifes passion because of a peppersoup bet


Android22:
Believe what you want but I have never been a Barcelona FC fan. People will just make up stories when they can't find one.
Oh what tangled webs we weave, when first we set out to deceive.

When you wake up in the morning, do you look in the mirror and say to yourself "Nigga, you did for N20k what very few men have done for life insurance fraud". Congratulations, your life is a movie. 

Oga we are not interested in anything you have to say at this point. You have zero credibility. Even your life and moniker is a Conspiracy Theory debunked.

You have been on Nairaland for years alluding to being Americana. When challenged, you said your 'return" flight is more than my heating bill. Abeg the return leg of that flight never expire till now? Guy no dey show yourself

Everybody talks freely about their location here from London to Lagos, PH to Australia, Abuja to Texas, but one Peter Iscariot22 is "protecting his location", scared to even say he's American with his chest, worried we might find him amongst 300m Americans. More like he can't even convince himself of his lies.

As of 7 years ago, you alluded cunnily in your usual lying way to being a senior manager in the oil industry. 5 years later you were struggling to pay N20k debt. You can tell us intimate detail of Barca matches going back to mid-2000s. Elruditor, you are not a young boy. Yet when people with lives in Obodo Oyigbo are concerned with houses, pensions, investments, kids ISAs, vacations, and have been on these things for a decade plus, you are putting "return" flight tickets from Naija as proof of being in Obodo Oyinbo like an Obalende dreamer still hustling in the VISA office. Keep hustling, as long as cassava turn to garri, I'm respecting your grind.

Please do well not to reference, allude or "chook mouth" indirectly, by proxy, or roundabout in any conversation I'm having, and I will reciprocate by letting you spout your conspiracy theories unchallenged. Diagnosis is not my calling


Android22:
My only sadness is that Davido's son died and not you
I understand. Words can cut deep in the soul to engender such feelings. I wish comfort for the Adelekes, psychiatric healing for you. . . and restitution for your creditors.
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: 2026 Midterm Elections Live! by Ibime(m): 9:51am On Nov 01, 2022
benalvino3:
Ibime does not think straight na. He follows any narrative the left(liars) and the media(worse than liars) puts out. I have told him he can't reason else he will know non of this is making sense.
The only thing not making sense is your rent boy theory. Court papers, charges, witness statements, the attackers testimony have been published in the court papers and nothing in there supports your poppycock

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m):
Court documents, witness affidavits and even the attackers testimony in court documents have been published.

Attacker was spotted approaching the house with a black bag. He was not picked up as a rent boy, and the lunatic gave statement that he wanted to interrogate Nancy Pelosi and break her knees if she told lies. An unhinged lunatic acting out his delusions

Nairaland resident lunatic conspiracy theory is in the bin within less than 24 hours, till he make up a new one like this one never happened. . . just like his nonexistent life and Nairaland ID that he make up when the previous one done cast

This kids is why you should protect your brain from lunacy and from information sources that drag you into their web, asking you to ignore a wide range of sources and official investigations. It is too late for the Elruditor lunatic unfortunately, his brain is already gone

Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: 2026 Midterm Elections Live! by Ibime(m): 12:55am On Nov 01, 2022
nihilistjnr:
Ibime read am again...they said the police were Let in...as in them don enter inside.

How I go open door for you, you enter inside, and you still discover me for entryway? The phrasing is odd.

Infact I went to check the Wikipedia article just now, and person don reword the whole thing. Now Wikipedia is saying an unidentified person opened the door, but police observed the fight from outside the property...which aligns more with your position imo than the original wording.

Check am yourself.
Anyhow e be, we go get the minor details in the trial

All na English. E be like you want enter house, you know say your wife dey house, but you "discovered" her mopping the floor. Na just something wey you no expect.
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: 2026 Midterm Elections Live! by Ibime(m): 12:47am On Nov 01, 2022
nihilistjnr:
There's something weird about this your screenshot though.

2nd paragraph says police were let into the property through the front door.

3rd paragraph says Police discovered Pelosi and Depape fighting


So who let the police in?

The use of the word 'disvovered' is very peculiar. If Pelosi opened the door for the police, how can they discover him again?
You missed the keyword - discovered them fighting at the "entryway".

So na instant discovery cheesy grin

The bobo go done blow gasket when he saw it was Police and not Nancy he was expecting, and fighting commenced right there and then

Meanwhile the Police came for a "wellness check", not instant gbas gbos, so e shock them too like discovery
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m):
Android22:
This bellend can see the words written there and is still calling it conspiratorial. No be mumu you be?

I don't know who he is. . .but I know his name and he is my friend. grin grin
I have told you, you are a lunatic who will form a theory and even when founding principles of that theory are debunked like the underwear stuff, you will hold on to any piece that will justify your deranged theory

Paul Pelosi is confronted and held hostage by a lunatic with two hammers and zipties who is there for Nancy. He convinces the lunatic Nancy is coming home, manages to get a call to a dispatcher speaking in code. In the dispatchers words "he doesn't know him, but he (attacker) advises he is a friend called David and they are waiting for Nancy. Paul then goes on to discreetly code the dispatcher, saying to the lunatic "Who are you, what are you going to do to me".

They then wait for Nancy and when they go to the door and it's not Nancy but the Police, the attacker realizing he's been tricked starts shouting "Where is Nancy, Where is Nancy" bashing him over the head with the hammer.

The Police having reviewed the evidence, probably phone records, CCTV and all available things on site have charged the attacker with attempted murder, kidnap, etc and most importantly burglary, further throwing your crazed rent boy gone wrong theory in the bin. Now you are telling us to wait for conviction before we confirm. Are you not ment? Are you willing to bet your remaining arm and $1k this time on the outcome of the trial?

I have told you since your Elruditor days that when you decide to live with an alternative world view, just know mental illness is involved. The kind of illness that will make a man deny he is Elruditor then forget himself and start taking credit for Elruditors arguments. The kind of illness that will make a man start saying he was correct on far-right talking points in his head that you never discussed with him. The kind of illness that will make a man deny himself over N20k.

The kind of illness that will make a man speak in code, acting shady as to whether he is in America, not speaking freely about where he is like every other normal human being. Now you are talking about the cost of your return flight ticket to America like your travel to America is in question. Na today you go America? Wetin concern Yankee man with return? Nobody will question you being in America except that you seem to be trying to convince yourself. If a man can lie about his whole identity like you have done for 2 years, lying about location is nothing sha.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 11:07pm On Oct 31, 2022
Android22:
Nobody brags about flight ticket but you are bringing up 20 thousand naira to broke shame me?

Are you not a clown like this?

Yea, being charged for burglary is proof that said person will be convicted of it. Especially when Police Dispatch has the victim saying "he is a friend. . .his name is David".

Buahahahaa. Oga leave talk till they confirm I am right again. I will be here to read your excuses. That is if your partner does not recommit you to a mental health facility. . .again.
Type this again with your Elruditor account. A man who denies himself because of N20k (or shame of being wrong) is not worth taking seriously

And lie softly to fit your lunatic conspiracy. The dispatch words is below

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 10:55pm On Oct 31, 2022
Android22:
We know who the mental case is. When you ask them to point out the facts now we will start getting shalaye about I was only called a nutcase many years ago but now me and him are best friends so . . .

As if it excuses you from being the bow-legged schizo that you are.

We will be here when you will swear you entertained the possibility of David Depape being Paul Pelosi's escort gone bad. No be you again.

Anu mmpama.
The only fact we are concerned with is the fact you are Elruditor, the shameless debtor. Go and change the charge sheet from burglary to Rent boy gone rogue

Mr Americana that can't pay few tens of thousands debt.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 10:46pm On Oct 31, 2022
While Nairaland resident nutcase is at it, he should go and convince the Police to withdraw the burglary charge since the assailant was a rent boy invited into the home

Elruditor was a sick boy and it seems the years have not been kind to him. See him talking about stuff in his brain I never discussed with him like midterms etc

Skimpledawg and HewlettPackard should come and claim their money owed. I'm done with this lunatic.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 10:39pm On Oct 31, 2022
See comedy

After two years of denying he is Elruditor, Nairaland resident nutcase resurrects to argue that he was right when he was Elruditor

We are not concerned with that oga. Go and pay your debt. Nobody who is living abroad will be bragging about flight ticket
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m):
Android22:
Remember when the CIA confirmed Sars-COV2 was completely natural and had nothing to do with a lab in Wuhan? Buahahahahaha!
I discussed CIA statement on origins of Sars-Cov2 with Eruditor not no Android or Iphone.

GO AND PAY YOUR DEBT. I understand poverty is a natural byproduct of mental illness, no wonder N20k had you shaking like a leaf and deactivating. Focus on growing what will add to your pocket and leave the conspiracy theories aside.


https://www.nairaland.com/920248/official-chelsea-fan-thread-champions/8802#89152868

And no, it is not agreed that Sars-Cov is man made, though it may be leaked from the lab which I acknowledged as a possibility. There is a difference between both concepts if you have an iota of intelligence

As for all the other nonsense you typed, they are easily debunked. Paul Pelosi does not have Secret service protection, he was not in his underwear, he was knocked by the hammer as Police entered the house and did not wake up from hammer blow to go breaking windows to fabricate evidence, and you will have to wait for Police to tell you what they saw on CCTV as I doubt they will release CCTV of the home of a public official for security reasons just to satisfy your conspiratorial mind. And yes the attacker was someone with mental illness whose mental illness has taken him from hippie to far-right with his online footprint well documented

But none of the above matters. What matters Eruditor is that you be a man and GO AND PAY YOUR DEBT

Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: 2026 Midterm Elections Live! by Ibime(m): 7:14pm On Oct 31, 2022
benalvino3:
Those blogs and 4chan posting are fake. Keep up.

Go do some research. He is not anything they say he is from the right wing
These are some of his archived blogs. Stop talking nonsense. His Youtube, Facebook, WordPress have been taken down as they do any extremist

https://archive.ph/AJCRs

Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: 2026 Midterm Elections Live! by Ibime(m): 6:45pm On Oct 31, 2022
basilico:
He is a 4chan extremist now?Extraporated. Right wing. Trump supporter.
Hiding your lies.
The guy is 42, He attended his wife nude wedding where he was wearing nothing. Show me any Republican who will attend a nude wedding
He's been divorced from that Lady ten years after suffering mental illness. His blogs and 4chan postings were extensive and recorded. He was a left-wing hippy turned right wing extremist. There are many of them. Such is the journey of human life
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: 2026 Midterm Elections Live! by Ibime(m):
benalvino3:
You are not a reasonable person. No one is denying the story. But what the police report, the dispatch call and everything so far is not making sense. How can you not see this?

The main focus is not about the man and Paul pelosi now. It's about Jan 6, republicans, maga and Donald Trump. Election is close.
What is not making sense about it

A mad fella broke into Pelosis house and hit him with a hammer. Nobody is saying he's a sane Republican, he's just a mad man. Mental illness usually takes the form of extremism. 10 years ago, the guy was a hippie extremist, today he's a 4Chan extremist. Mental people tend to go from.one extreme to another once a sickness takes hold of their brain. There are many far right people.right now who used to be far left. Their underlying illness is conspiracy against organised Government.
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: 2026 Midterm Elections Live! by Ibime(m): 5:44pm On Oct 31, 2022
basilico:
Neither will I argue with you. Number 3 in line deserves protection.
Are you saying thugs can attack you. I have 2 loyal dogs, wont get a pit bull just some shepherds. I have CCTV too , three Motion detect cameras. Poor Umudike man, Pelosi cant affrord what I have.
I am sure you live in council houses where you cant do improvement.
What is your zeal to protect Paul. Ill ask this one. Is he a homo, with 2 gays in his house at 3 am?
So it's 2 gays now, not one? Shame the Police didn't report that

As for your theory of the broken glass, I doubt Pelosi got up from the hammer blow sustained as Police were entering and started breaking glass to manufacture evidence. Third of your foolish theory that makes no sense
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: 2026 Midterm Elections Live! by Ibime(m): 5:25pm On Oct 31, 2022
basilico:
Paul made the call. Then instead of locking himself he walked out to the living room to face the attacker.
Cry me a river.
wikipidea should be never be relied on as a source since leftists took it over
Pelosi likely has the largest security detail of any lawmaker in Congress. Here's what we know about her and her husband Paul's protection

https://africa.businessinsider.com/politics/pelosi-likely-has-the-largest-security-detail-of-any-lawmaker-in-congress-heres-what/wl4nhn8
I will not argue with your mental illness today

If security detail was with Paul, then they would be around when the Police came calling and your theory goes poof

Security detail follows the person of Pelosi who was out of town

This theory was of course kicked off by a right wing journalist who claimed they were in underwear and has since retracted claiming it was incorrect

Wikipedia has links to source materials and Police statement and you can click through and follow. It only brings the whole sequence together with backup links, not the far-right sites where information is cherrypicked to indulge your mental illness.
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: 2026 Midterm Elections Live! by Ibime(m): 5:06pm On Oct 31, 2022
All you need to do is plant a conspiracy in the brains of these mentally deranged people and they will build on it and run with it

No the Government does not provide security for Pelosi husband, only Pelosis person

The full report and breakdown is on the Wikipedia page for anyone without a mental illness to decipher. The highlighted alone should tell you this was a deranged fella with a target list


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attack_on_Paul_Pelosi

Education › Re: Survival Tactics You Must Know by Ibime(m): 3:59pm On Oct 31, 2022
VeryWickedMan:
Bunch of rubbish!!

We don't have snow here, no bears, no subway, no jelly fish. Just rubbish!! angry
The rip tide one is useful to know. Even good swimmers drown by not allowing the tide to take them
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:04pm On Oct 31, 2022
Our academy was good until last season. The current bunch barely survived relegation. All the good players like Mount, James, Chaobah, Broja, Gallagher, Lamptey, Guehi, Livramento, Gilmour have graduated and others have gone on loan. The new set is not of their level
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 11:20am On Oct 31, 2022
Those who don't like thugs as tax collectors should consider the prevailing alternatives in other states and accept them as kidnappers
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: 2026 Midterm Elections Live! by Ibime(m): 9:27am On Oct 31, 2022
saxywale2:
You somehow have it stuck in your head that I have issues or problems with his post. Well I don't, and I also said I have no problem with his post. Maybe I need to bold my earlier post. He goofed, corrected his mistake and moved on.
He did not correct his.mistake, he amplified a.conspiracy and he knew what he was doing and who he was signalling. Correcting a mistake means publishing a retraction in the field of information
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 9:24am On Oct 31, 2022
Amoto94:
The PM didn't answer the question he was asked sufficiently he was merely joking and dancing around with his retorts.
Nairaland banter dey learn work when it comes to Prime Ministers questions. Those guys are comedians
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 9:21am On Oct 31, 2022
Roland17:
E. Musk who is trying to recoup money lost in the acquisition of an overvalued Twitter is their new savior. Baba see news from Santa Monica Observer wen go help am run traffic...

This same site notoriously claimed Hilary Clinton was dead and it was her body double that debated their savior St Trump in 2016

The same site catered to QANONS and their like minds sold zobo that sunlight cures COVID while their Lord & Master St. Trump received proven (remdesivir) medical treatment at the Walter Reed Military Medical Center after he contracted COVID. Why did St. Trump not sit under the sun for 7 hours make we check something.

We are talking about a news site that admitted most of their stories are posted as "Satire"..Look up the meaning of Satire...lol

We are still waiting for Obama to grow the 2 horns they promised us..I wonder why they gave up on Obama's birth certificate sef.

We are talking about people who gathered in Dallas in anticipation of the return of John F Kennedy Jr who according to them is still alive and was supposed to reappear..

You can't write this script...
The journalist who kicked off the foundation of the conspiracy theory has long since retracted his story that the men were in underwear. The police confirmed same. But by now the conspiracy theory was already being built based on that lie for the mentally ill to consume as usual

Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: 2026 Midterm Elections Live! by Ibime(m): 9:11am On Oct 31, 2022
benalvino3:
no... I am referring to you who has been delusional since the sale of Twitter. since then it's hysteria upandan from you folks.

Unless Oga Pelosi wants to make it clear then they should release more info.

Musk simply said there is more that meets the eyes. He thinks there is something fishy and that was your response.
You are very foolish

Musk tweeted a lie from a website that claimed Hilary died 6 years ago land is using body double

The journalist who first published that both men were underwear has now retracted it saying he was NOT in his underwear. This was the basis of the whole theory

And Musk promptly deleted the nonsense

A lie would travel halfway round the world faster than the truth will travel one mile

So this is the standard of moderation and 4Chan level dissemination to be expected from Musks Twitter? But most importantly, we expect the CEO of the site to lead in flying such nonsense into the public domain?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 3:22am On Oct 31, 2022
patrickmuf:
Western Media...
Give us Eastern media own na cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 1:24am On Oct 31, 2022
Unlimited22:
Signed Lakaka for 100m. Manyoo signed DJ Spinall for same.
In this day and age 80m is a fair price. See how much we paid for Fufunna
Price done pass 80 since. Na 120 Moyes dey talk now. Because we mumu before on Fufuna no mean say we must mumu again. I rather use example like Spurs signing Bentacur for 25m
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: 2026 Midterm Elections Live! by Ibime(m): 1:16am On Oct 31, 2022
Bolsonaro is just unlucky to be President at the end of a Business cycle while Lula was lucky to come in at the start of a business cycle in 2003 and was able to remind voters of the prosperity of those years. Presidents do not determine boom and bust in developed economies, they are simply beneficiaries of, or hostages to the business cycle.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:36am On Oct 31, 2022
Unlimited22:
A definite no.

Wait till summer and sign Enzo Fernandez instead. Along with a DM like Shinkafa from West Ham. Midfield go use him head correct.

And we MUST sign a backup for James. We fall apart whenever he gets injured.
Na, Shinkafa no worth that price. If say we sign Aaron Hickey wey go Brentford, we for no dey worry about James or Chilwell now
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 10:49pm On Oct 30, 2022
GloriousGbola:
And this folks is why the internet needs to be regulated. I have a friend who spouts the same bs. Dude was deep into infowars and other shit. One time he was telling me Obama was born on the moon.

The internet was supposed to share knowledge and enlightenment. Instead humans have it amplifying in your face out and out lunacy. sad
I can't argue with people with diagnosis. I will.just tell them they are mad. I'm still waiting for Ukraine to unleash biological weapons on the Russians, or the Russians to release the evidence since Nairaland Kanye West told us about it
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: 2026 Midterm Elections Live! by Ibime(m): 10:42pm On Oct 30, 2022
benalvino3:
What does free speech have to do with this?
Good question, refer it to Elon
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: 2026 Midterm Elections Live! by Ibime(m): 9:41pm On Oct 30, 2022
If this is Conservative "freedom of speech', then Musk is in for a long ride

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 9:34pm On Oct 30, 2022
Android22:
Nancy Pelosi's husband attacked? Is that the narrative by the mainstream media? Nah. He is a finook who invited a male prostitute to the house and things went south. Don't worry, give it time, I'll be right again. grin wink
Stay off drugs.

The attacker is mad as you are and reads the same nonsense you read.

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