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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:34pm On Aug 19, 2022
andrewbaba44:
But it’s you guys that are all against the Aubameyang signing nah ,many of you forgot how you got giroud who is not even on auba level but he did well at Chelsea
Except Chelsea level is Europa league or parading a tactically limited striker who couldn't allow Chelsea to play a high pressing game, nor a counterattacking game, nor hit 9 league goals a season, I don't consider Giroud signing a success
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:31pm On Aug 19, 2022
lordfalcao:
you like making lots of noise..

Did the profile you described match aubameyang's YES..

Is he good for a back up striker, who wouldn't disrupt match rythm or gruntle for been on the bench. YES.

you are crying it's madness buying aubameyang even if it's for a Fee, while I am telling you , if he is going to fit the description you , yourself mentioned a year ago. Let the club buy him.

I believe the club have checked his salary before going for this deal, which they deem okay for them..


You have been talking of Bowen as a target for that role. Bowen at 25 years old. ?
If you agree with paying £200k salary and £25m transfer fee for backup thats your business. Like I said, don't extend your simple way of thinking to me.

At that price, Auba is coming to start which means big investments in other players like Havertz will suffer. That's called using depreciating assets to chase away assets you should be maximizing.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:56am On Aug 19, 2022
lordfalcao:
A decent wing striker and havertz is enough to prosecute the season. This is very clear..

Which decent striker have the characteristics you mentioned that Chelsea are going for currently, AUBAMEYANG.

Why are you saying the club is mad for going for the same player you mentioned a year ago


When you talk from both sides of your mouth. You come with your lines and cheap insults that you are responsible for what wrote.

Of course you are responsible for the many things that doesn’t make sense that you wrote..
There are two occasions I have recommended Auba to Chelsea. In 2013 when he moved from St Etienne to Dortmund and 2018 when we gave Arsenal £18m for Giroud so they could use the money to buy Auba

I said a a wing striker and Havertz is Ok, someone asked me to define a wing striker and I said Rashford, Anelka, Henry, Auba and Mbappe.

If you had more than two brain cells you will know that was a definition that describes their style of play, not a recommendation. I used Auba, Henry and Anelka because they are the most prominent examples and describes their younger years, not a recommendation for that transfer window. For two years, I have been holding up Jarrod Bowen as a specific transfer target for that style of player.

I am not responsible for how single cell organisms interpret information. I can only give information. I expect Auba at this age to settle in to a no9 position as he has done for the last 18 months, not chasing fullbacks down the wing. I know Auba was on £350k salary at Arsenal and will expect no less than £200k at Chelsea. I know he is costing about £25m and has no more than 2 years of decent football to offer, meaning his yearly amortized cost will be around £22.5m per season. For comparison, the Arnautovic I directly suggested last summer is on a £3m yearly amortized cost which is his yearly salary. Ontop of that, I know Auba may even want 3 year contract of which the last year is a definite write-off, and Tuchel won't care about anything more than the immediate future. These are what people who handle budgets and know how to process information will consider. Don't extend your hand to mouth or "is it your money" way of thinking to me. I did not recommend Auba to Chelsea last season, and now Tuchel wants him, I have said I can stomach a free transfer, but anything more than that is madness.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:29am On Aug 19, 2022
Trevor012:
Casemiro never even land and there's already so much tears and lamentations. Calm down please cheesy cheesy
If you think Casemiro alone will solve your problem, you are on a long thing. We will just add him to Varane as evidence of your haphazard transfer policy.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:58am On Aug 19, 2022
lordfalcao:
you like having them as back up, because they can simply play no9 easily. Without disrupting match rhythm or gruntle about been on the bench..

Having a decent player with the profile in aubameyang as back up is okay by you.. plus havertz to prosecute the season.

The club is trying to do what you wrote one year ago. You are saying they are mad.

It seems you didn't understand what you wrote
I understand perfectly what I wrote and at no point did I recommend Aubameyang, Henry, Anelka or Rashford to Chelsea last season. I am responsible for what I write, not for what imbeciles understand.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 2:02am On Aug 19, 2022
lordfalcao:
for something you wrote a year ago?

What was his age last year? Did you only talk about wing here?
In that post I also mentioned Henry and Anelka. Does that mean I was suggesting we should go and sign them from retirement home? It is obvious to anyone with brains, I was describing my preference for a profile of a backup striker with the ability to play wings, and explaining what a wing striker is, by giving Anelka, Henry, Mbappe, Rashford, Auba as examples, not recommending a particular striker. Like I said, you have never been very bright.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:54pm On Aug 18, 2022
lordfalcao:
if aubameyang will offer us this things you wrote here. Let the club buy him..
Auba playing wings at 33? You have never been bright
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 6:36pm On Aug 18, 2022
BlueRayDick:
This is why I dey look that UK student visa Japa route with one corner eye. Most times when I sit in my quite time I do imagine what UK will look like in 2 to 3 years time when most people must have been through with their Masters and everyone will be job hunting.

Will the UK Labour market be ready to absorb many Nigerians who by then will be carrying a UK masters degree after spelling cars and other properties back here to facilitate the degree program?

What will be the fate of those who will be unfortunate to land jobs? ( Because definitely the competition will be rife between Nigerians, graduates of other African countries who went to the UK for the same purpose and UK citizens with British passports)

It's looking like the system was designed to make as much money for the UK economy and u are left to Ur own fate to sort things out.....Literally " GO HARD OR GO HOME"

As I dey I dey reason Scandinavian countries like Finland and co but I don't know much about their immigration paroles and moving with family and stuff. Then I don't know how receptive to a blackman in those places and how prosperous they are economically sha
My advise to Nigerians is to prioritise Canada over UK

UK is still big on accent except you are in the medical field or maybe IT where they have little choice. Most Nigerians cannot speak with a passable Western accent after couple years study and that does harm job prospects in the UK. Canada/Yankee has less of a class structure and more used to immigration and different ways of speaking, plus their accent is easier to pickup.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 6:27pm On Aug 18, 2022
timbros:
Aubameyang will do well in Stamford Bridge. It's a gamble I feel we should take.

Arnautovic is actually 33.
Na last year I recommend Arnautovic na, he was 32 then. 2 year contract would have taken him to 34. And again, you are not taking cost into account
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 1:06pm On Aug 18, 2022
timbros:
Arsenal let go of Aubameyang because of disciplinary issues, not footballing reason.

Arnautovic is 33 also but you have no problem him being a short term fix for us.

The price quoted is crazy but then, if we can bid £75m+ for Fofana, buy Cucurella for £62m+ then why not pay for a proven goal scorer who has EPL experience? This is a Chelsea team who has midfielders as the last 2 EPL top scorers Mount (11) and Jorginho (7).
Arnautovic is 32 and does not depend on pace. His hold up play is 10 levels above Auba, plus he was 31 when I recommended him on free transfer, super low wages in comparison to Auba, and only considered as a backup Incase Havertz fails. And Auba had stopped scoring for Arsenal for 18 months. The poor form preceded the disciplinary and tactical issues. If Auba had been scoring for Arteta there would be no disciplinary problem
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 1:04pm On Aug 18, 2022
andrewbaba44:
And you signed a 31 year old koulibally for more than 40 million who is a classy defender ,but it’s wrong to sign 33 year old auba for half koulibally amount who is also a classy striker cheesy

Aubameyang is at Barca because of disciplinary issues .
A 31 year old CB conceivably has 4 more years of football. A 33 year old striker is a gamble as to whether he has much time left, especially striking position that depends on sharpness. Much less a striker with poor hold up play like Auba. And I don't even agree with KK signing from a financial perspective
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:24pm On Aug 18, 2022
We done mad for this thread, accepting a 33 year old man for £20m+ that Arsenal chased away and paid £5m to tear up his contract just 7 months ago
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:32am On Aug 18, 2022
BlueMann:
Seems Aubame-bloodclaat-yang is really coming.
How many years contract dem want give the old man? Tuchel want bankrupt Boehly
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:30am On Aug 18, 2022
Kantebets:
tell them
Burna wey hustle tire for PH before him release him first break away song in 2012

So burna was 21 in 2012
How possible
Burna no hustle tire anything. He was arrested and deported in his first year at Uni at 19, returned to PH and blew by 21.

He left Naija at 16/17, did 2 years A Levels in UK and was in first year of Uni when his street activities caught up to him.

He is on the same passport he used to travel to do his A Levels at 16/17, same passport that UK Government sanctioned that didn't allow him to return to UK for 7 years

Burna is not a poor boy nor a cult boy. He is a UK road man that is intelligent enough to assimilate street slangs that would make you think he is a cult boy. His parents could afford to send him to Montessori, Corona and to school in UK. His age is legit.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:41pm On Aug 17, 2022
£22m for Auba? They are mad
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:40pm On Aug 17, 2022
forgiveness:
Chelsea should sign Caicedo. Dude is very good. Let us forget de jong.
Caicedo is not a sitting DM
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Ibime(m): 6:10pm On Aug 17, 2022
This legend is going home to Palace for only £10m

We shall miss him.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 6:01pm On Aug 17, 2022
lateefGRDT:
Ryan Higgs sef dey face him own..
Giggs is an animal and a woman beater, always has been
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 6:00pm On Aug 17, 2022
Trevor012:
Nothing like reckless. He is a predator and knew exactly what he was doing. 7 women accusing him of either rape or attempted sexual assaults says it all. The nigga even used panic rooms to commit.
Panic rooms is just the girls lawyer painting picture to jury. His room is a panic room that only opens from inside by someone who knows how to open it. It's to protect him from home invaders
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 4:28pm On Aug 17, 2022
NinjaXmetahuman:
what is proper way or acceptable way seek consent in UK?

Cos it seems everything is disputable now.
I have even heard written consent can be questioned. Cos the person consenting may be under the influence or threat.

Also heard even after consenting, the woman can still change her mind during sex and you must stop.

Have I been hearing nonsense or they are true?
Oh boy, na to pray say you stumble across evil chïck. I can't see niggas stopping føreplay to sign piece of paper. Thank God I hung boots before me too era
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 3:48pm On Aug 17, 2022
nihilistjnr:
The guy didn't rape any of these bishes. He's been setup to open door for a civil lawsuit and huge payouts.
Hahaha. I no want talk, make we give everybody benefit of doubt, but you know say every guyman done experience similar party situations. Most niggas we know will be serving at her Majesty's pleasure if babe paint the wrong picture from some party situations
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 3:35pm On Aug 17, 2022
Kantebets:
Koulibaly isn’t 31 real age
He is at least 4 or 5 years older
Hahahaha
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 3:31pm On Aug 17, 2022
Kantebets:
theres no way in this planet koulibaly is 31

It doesn’t matter where he was born anyone can simply go to national population commission and falsify age

That guy looks older than Burna boy who am sure is past 31
Which one you dey?

Have you not heard of National Insurance number?

Someone who has been in French youth football system since the age of 8. All his football clubs as a youth player know his age and which class he's in. In Western Europe, by your age, we can tell you what class you are in from Primary to Secondary school, your doctor knows, your dentist knows, the Government knows. They will write to you throughout your childhood at each age when your various innoculations fall due. Only someone wey never experience Europe can claim a Western European is faking age. Their age is always real. Know this and know peace.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 3:21pm On Aug 17, 2022
West Ham signed Thilo Kehrer for £15m. He rejected Sevilla
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 3:18pm On Aug 17, 2022
Puli is the only proper dribbler we have in the squad. I'd rather Ziyech and Odoi go, but if Manure is offering an obligation to buy at decent price, we should go for it. Maybe the replacement is Gordon's dry gin, no wonder
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 3:14pm On Aug 17, 2022
In every case, the girls came back to his house to party. This is rockstar lifestyle gone wrong. It's a thin line between partying and rape, young gees should be careful and seek proper consent each time
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 3:11pm On Aug 17, 2022
raumdeuter:
Is that Louis Saha? How is he involved in these? Shey money still dey Saha hand like that?

These footballers and athletes need to be trained and educated on this. There is literally an industry dedicated to seeking athlete to date and offer sexual favors to these athletes

Go around their training facilities of any sporting team(I have been in some training sessions before) and see young ladies hanging around, Some do anything to break into the clique of groupies that hang around them. Its why you see one girl has been with 5 different athletes before
No be Louis Saha na

Na one fixer wey dey bring girls for celebs
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 2:48pm On Aug 17, 2022
Who is following Benjamin Mendy trial?

The stories coming out look like the girls accusing him are all groupies, and he threw caution to the wind when dealing with them

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 8:38am On Aug 17, 2022
lordfalcao:
I can show you the big chances created for RLC which wasn't converted to become an assist.

But if stats shows through ball, you will say it's a useless stat
RLC ultimately didn't reach that ball. It was too far in front

But the clear one-on-one chance that Kane missed was from Hojberg through ball. Bet you didn't see that one.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 8:26am On Aug 17, 2022
iamoyindamola:
Type Mia khalifa on Google I want to see something
Khalifa has transcended porn and is the protagonist of a major religious controversy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 3:29am On Aug 17, 2022
GloriousGbola:
dude, like wtf?

i just googled tory lane to see her material

now i have to wonder about your particular fetishes - onlyfansemcees? cheesy cheesy

these are not the bangers i was looking for
Google will never suggest a pørn star to you even if you type in a pørnstars full name

You are a connoisseur who pulled this out of your long and treasured memory of Tory Lane cheesy

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 3:24am On Aug 17, 2022
FBS:
I actually think the Gordon kid is good. Speed and drives the ball forward.
Only thing is the asking price but other than that not sure what the problem is.
We are not paying £45m for any Gordon's dry gin

But I agree he has something about him, he gets past players when least expected with a burst of acceleration you won't think he has

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