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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:21am On Jun 06, 2022
Godx:
You think people who sell their entire inheritance and savings in Nigeria to go abroad are not serious and willing?
You are already giving excuses why abroad will not work so you must be part of the unwilling

In UK here, you can live on N0.7m monthly and there is no way you will not earn N1m monthly after tax just working minimum wage. That's living as a freshie off the boat. Once your leg done dey strong, you will see what pays more and gravitate towards that as most common-sense Nigerians do. Your spending will then increase substantially, as will your take-home pay. But you are focussing on the cost of bills, converting to Naira in your head and being intimidated by it, instead of focussing on the income that make such bills possible.

The girl who can't dance will say the band can't play
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 8:48am On Jun 06, 2022
onyemaair:
We pay very low taxes in Nigeria. In America my poultry farm would most likely be taxed. My wife's salary is not taxed at all. Mine is deducted from the ministry but my tax is just 15k monthly. But federal government pays emoluments and allowances.

I also don't go to work everyday. The same thing with many of my colleagues. We have a system that covers for each other. I go to work only 3 times in a week.
You can't have such laxity abroad. You will work through your nose.

Lastly let me tell you the icing on the cake, I haven't paid nepa bill in 3 years. Around us we have people that rig the meter, so it doesn't read. When the nepa people come much later, we settle the staff and he goes. This cannot happen in abroad.
At each point, you are stealing from Nigeria, yet you say people should stay and join hands to make Nigeria better cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 8:45am On Jun 06, 2022
Godx:
Bro I have heard life experiences from people who went and returned. A cousin of ours who have B S from an American university returned last December after completion of his education and gave us first hand account of how Nigerians, blacks are going through hard times there. When you are broke in America you will realize how easy you have it in Nigeria. If you go abroad you will see people that sold their inheritance to travel and they are stuck. If there are 100 people abroad , maybe 5 may be successful but the other 95 will be full of regrets. The high cost of living there negates any perceived positive.
Where the heart is willing, it will find a thousand ways, but where it is unwilling, it will find a thousand excuses
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:17pm On Jun 05, 2022
Skimpledawg:
Big man, see eh, Nigeria is a hole for reals. It can make you go mad and crazy same time.

Around December last year, I was driving interstate with my wife to go for a Christian program I was invited for at Makurdi from PH.

Using Google map made me not to drive on full speed plus my babe no dey gree make i fire as I been dey fire when I single.
Omo, after Enugu, heading towards Otukpo around that 6.30/7pm, I saw scores of scantily dressed young men numbering about 15 with locally made guns and cutlasses coming out of the surrounding thick bushes and hills towards the roads. Few started running towards my car from the other lane

If I been no kpai that day, forget. In split seconds, I increased speed and zeroed my mind that any bastard that enters my front will have a date with his maker that evening.

My hands, legs and every part of my body shook for 10mins. It started to dawn on me that this was how people die on the highway; kidnappings, rape and the likes.

For church program wey I dey go? I told God, "Baba, we gats reason o, shey na like this we go dey"?

The thought that I could have lost my life or my wife or even both scared the shiit out of me. Wife wey I just marry now now now I never chop well grin grin
Going to Benue by road because of program invite? Oga stop this recklessness please.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russian-Major General Roman Kutuzov Killed By Ukrainian Forces. GRAPHIC PIC. by Ibime(m): 11:03pm On Jun 05, 2022
Kingsnairaland:
Putin is waging a war against over 40 countries and still advancing. One country holding the entire western world to ransom. Donbas is almost completely liberated. 20 years all of nato country's could not liberate Afghanistan from Taliban lol

And in 100 days Russia took the size of UK from Ukraine.
40 countries are not waging war with anything. Most weapons haven't reached Ukraine, only low range missiles to be provided, no Airforce cover, and Ukraine is not allowed to enter Russian territory before big bully release nukes.

Afghanistan is larger than Ukraine and was taken in 2 months. Taking and Governing are not the same thing. It's the Governing that lasted 20 years and only 3,500 troops died in that 20 years, there was no carpet bombing of civilian areas in order to "claim territory" they are supposed to be liberating. Compare to Russian losses in 102 days in Ukraine

Russia have embarrassed themselves in this war. Without a shadow of doubt, Denmark alone will defeat Russia in a conventional war without nukes.

Russia is using $60bln army budget to try to compete with US that has ten times that budget, meaning Russia is using most of it's budget to fund nukes, big missiles to compete with someone with big budget. While this is going on, regular combat weapons and training are being ignored, reducing Russia to a laughing stock that many European countries will defeat in conventional combat. Even regular maintenance and small details like night vision goggles etc seem to be missing from their regular toolkit. No be by big missiles alone
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:35pm On Jun 05, 2022
donjazet:
This video was the pure definition of a massacre. I believe that's why this particular incident has made national news. The scene is just too gory. It's really a shame. I hope to leave this country soon.
This pic got me bro. A man shielding his son. May the young man and the heroic father rest in peace. It shall never be well with those bastards. I apologise for the gory image

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:04pm On Jun 05, 2022
Godx:
You say tribalism/religion is dividing Nigeria yet in your own family you are already having secondary and primary priority.
As a kid I always ask myself why in the neighborhood, you will see one big man and his brother is struggling in life or living in his BQ. When you reach that age you go know why.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:01pm On Jun 05, 2022
raumdeuter:
Do you have kids of your own? IMO those are your primary responsibility. Cousins, nephew nieces are just secondary and dont take over your immediate family
Leave that young man. His age is speaking.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:30pm On Jun 05, 2022
liveLongNprospa:
My youngest sibling just turned 5yrs old..

Oga tell me how I can look at him and think he is secondary when he can practically pass for my son..

Like I said, it's a different reality for all of us.
Wait till you born your own pikin

Nuclear family becomes extended when you have your own children.
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: 2026 Midterm Elections Live! by Ibime(m): 9:26pm On Jun 05, 2022
benalvino3:
They will think it's a conspiracy. See Timiofak saying the deepstate is not real. Denying reality.

Sometimes I see what's going on in the US and realised how the TV series: prison break was trying to tell us there is an elite that runs a lot of things. In that TV series the deepstate is called : the company.
If you want to know how brainwashed and useless someones brain is, watch for these key words:

Deep State

Global elite

Globalisation

New World Order

Great reset

MSM

Mass formation psychosis

Fake news

Hunter Bidens laptop

You will never hear these words from a true conservative mouth, but check the zombies, they can't write a sentence without these. I have never seen Raum.deuter use these words as an example


These kind of talk used to be for far left conspiracy theorists until the orange man walked into town
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:11pm On Jun 05, 2022
andrewbaba44:
It doesn’t matter

I am letting his fan boys know how its easy playing against European farmers

Memphis Depay can relate
We should see that in Ligue2 if so. Abi some farmers use tractor while others use hoe?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:09pm On Jun 05, 2022
izzou:
[color=royalblue]Uba got 240,000 votes during the APC primary

Election gan gan, he got 40k votes

Una go dey yarn as if these figures written with pen and paper cannot be manipulated with pen and paper[/color]
The APC primary is the aberration here, not the election result.

That APC primary was a joke. They wrote millions of votes for Buhari in the primary so when the election comes and he gets millions, no one will claim wuruwuru. In writing millions for Buhari, they had to give hundreds of thousands to the rest. When did millions of people start voting in primary?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 8:58pm On Jun 05, 2022
nihilistjnr:
You said it yourself.

You're a father of 3 on 128k monthly salary. I don't mean to be insensitive so I will try to pick my words carefully.

I cannot imagine the struggle, but I can recognise and empathise with you. I cannot in all good conscience though ever insinuate that there is hope for Nigera, as there is none.

Inflation will continue to eat at your income, and as you're a career civil servant, you are unlikely to easily transition to private sector in Nigeria. You are now at the mercy of your governor assuming you're a state civil servant, or whoever it is at federal level.

It's salary and pension they are using to pay delegates and campaign over the next few months.

I'm sorry if you feel insulted by the japa talk, but if you think it's going to get better, then who knows.

I will leave the subject now out of respect for your post. I wish you all thr beat though.
Make una try dey understanding. That salary is actually high up the salary scale on civil servant banding meaning he is doing well within the constraints of his environment. It should serve as motivation for the younger ones to Japa. If I'm onyemaair, I won't lie, you should be advising me to loot wotoporiously
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 8:47pm On Jun 05, 2022
andrewbaba44:
Messi playing the European farmers pendu has been stat padding against in his international career and already scored an hatrick grin
Pendu has two goals already at halftime against Switzerland
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:09pm On Jun 05, 2022
Segedinho:
If i have the means...none of my children will school here but the issue is where is the fundhuh

I am not against japa at all...i am just saying shouting japa every now and then even without the funds isn't normal
For the fact you have two brothers in UK, japa is more within your reach than others.

Japa usually starts with raising a few $k for down payment on a Masters. When you reach you pay the rest through hustle. Not saying you have it to hand, but if you have the will, with your family connections, only you can deny yourself.

I have a cousin that was admitted straight into British Army from Naija. Nigga was simultaneously applying for National Defence college when someone told him British army takes straight from Naija. That was 10 years ago. In the 10 years since, bros has married a doctor, bought a house outside his army accomodation, had 2 children and currently sponsoring his brother for PHD in Aberdeen, so that's two members of his family japa'd, and he funds that by doing Amazon deliveries or truck driving in the evening after army work. Infact there are many Africans in his regiment straight from Naija, Ghana, Gambia etc. Most those boys leave work 12pm (British Army na cruise) and they do lorry driving and deliveries all evening. Some of those guys own car lots in their home countries from the hustle.

What Roland is saying about having willpower has some truth to it. I was here on Nairaland when Dayo and Afrodoc japa. Afrodoc route took him through Trinidad, same with my cousin who had been trying to Japa for years. Afrodoc from there blended Aussie while my cousin blended UK and is now a GP. Ogbeche our mod of this section Japa with nothing in his hand but pure willpower. All he had was a degree in Agric and nigga was applying for various scholarships. I helped with some applications, next thing a PHD in Germany clicked. Last time I spoke to Ogbeche, he was solidified over there with a German wife and was touring Europe, with plans to visit here before pandemic took over.

I can never say I had to hustle to Japa because it was easy for me, but I have seen enough people do it even without Canada laying on easy work visa for them. If you are aged 20 to 30 with a decent education mehn, you'll be doing yourself a disservice not trying to Japa through education route
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 6:35pm On Jun 05, 2022
donjazet:
Just saw the video, it's truly heartbreaking.
My God! What a country. cry
https://twitter.com/sholmayt02/status/1533424712176521217?t=LPjxbPdrTV5rE7S1evt-LA&s=19[/quote]The guttural screams in this video is enough to freeze the blood. How can humans be this heartless?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 6:28pm On Jun 05, 2022
seankafor:
I have a childhood friend in same Manchester too, dude doubles as Uber driver and also Amazon drop shipper..

When you wake up to your bills, no be person go tell you to get your ass to work..

But man, you gotta work through your nose to live over there..

Literally na for naija Dem fit flex muscules owing to exchange rate..
But over there, no body send their papa.. na why Dem dey prefer to come naija come flex small muscle
E go be Amazon deliveries not drop shipping

But guess what, that guy children will excel in the future even if it's too late for him to forge a more lucrative career. And I guarantee you he can still have some financial peace of mind even in what he is doing, while being the sacrificial lamb for his children's uplift

Sometimes in this life it's not about blowing but being the bridge on which your future generations can walk to the other side.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 6:07pm On Jun 05, 2022
Segedinho:
Bros..i am living comfortably that i don't think about japa..
Although it is somewhat insulting for people to talk like japa is a yes or no decision, but if you are comfortable enough that japa is a personal decision, then the message is for you, for the sake of your children and grandchildren if not for yourself.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 5:16pm On Jun 05, 2022
So even Ondo is not safe from indiscriminate ethnic killings. There was a county
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 5:09pm On Jun 05, 2022
BlueMann:
Only two? cheesy
This babe need to clarify the time period in question, make some innocent men no go down
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 4:45pm On Jun 05, 2022
For the avoidance of doubt, I never "japa'd". I only returned 'home" to Obodo Oyinbo where I was born.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 4:40pm On Jun 05, 2022
donjazet:
Are you ready to work under a transgender boss like Ibime said he once did?? Would you be comfortable walking on the road and seeing 2 men kiss everywhere you went??
Hian! grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 8:46am On Jun 05, 2022
afrodoc2:
Zidane that has been patiently waiting for Deschamps to retire after this World Cup so he can take over his dream France job.

Also as a Marseille fan it would be quite tricky for him to take the PSG job.
I no even reason that side. Thanks
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 8:21am On Jun 05, 2022
hensben:
PSG should go for Mou, he knows how to use old and experienced players, he will win ucl with them by playing low block and counter attack with a them.
Not sure about the link unless Zidane is having second thoughts
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:44am On Jun 05, 2022
This beast of a defender is in hospital with heart attack. Wishing him a speedy recovery

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:40am On Jun 05, 2022
Roland17:
Buhari don serve half-done breakfast this night grin
Be like he's been outfoxed. He will need to work on those Governors before Tuesday. It makes sense for them to support Southern candidate as they are all eyeing VP ticket as none of them is realistically eligible for Presidency.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:28am On Jun 05, 2022
raumdeuter:
Players whose claim to being good are by what people say not what they do on the field
After how many years, Popi has not learned that what people said about a player is not acceptable evidence. Neither of the prevailing schools of thought, ApariSports nor Citadel, would subscribe to that metric of judgement.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:27am On Jun 05, 2022
PDPGuy:
Oh
I’m not an Atiku supporter. My moniker was a random choice and doesn’t imply I’m in PDP’s camp
I know. Just be say you dey forget your moniker sometimes
Politics › Re: Buhari To APC Aspirants: Consult, Build Consensus, Produce Formidable Candidate by Ibime(m): 12:17am On Jun 05, 2022
Ojuntana:
No. Bubu can still have the final say. Anyone he chooses from the south, the northern govs will have no choice but to support. Something like horse-trading.
Muslim-Muslim ticket will always be difficult in this Nigeria. The era of 1993 is gone. Deborah was just killed last month. Christians so how Muslim politicians refrained from condemning that act. El-Rufai has a bigot's baggage which makes it worse
Thanks
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:16am On Jun 05, 2022
PDPGuy:
??
Check your moniker and you'll understand his comment - he's assuming you want Atiku to win the race, and making up scenarios that lead to Atiku victory
Politics › Re: Buhari To APC Aspirants: Consult, Build Consensus, Produce Formidable Candidate by Ibime(m): 12:10am On Jun 05, 2022
Ojuntana:
Buni? Tinubu guy? That's a new one. El-Rufai is even more pro-Tinubu than Buni.
It's friendly to him since it cedes the ticket to his zone
We can take it that Tinubu has outfoxed Buhari then and will probably take the day.

But this ticket no go funny especially if El-Rufai takes the running mate slot. How you see am?
Politics › Re: Buhari To APC Aspirants: Consult, Build Consensus, Produce Formidable Candidate by Ibime(m): 12:04am On Jun 05, 2022
Ojuntana:
Yobe gov and Kwara too
Kwara na Otoge now, Tinubu people. Or maybe they don't want to upset their neighbour Bello.

Buni is also a Tinubu guy.

So you think this Governors declaration is friendly to Tinubu or not?

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