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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:20pm On Jan 16, 2019
nihilistjnr:
Marcelo Bielsa is a different kind of G ffs grin
By admitting all, he is mitigating against further exposes and regulatory punishment. EFL should slap Leeds with 6 points fine and close the matter.
Politics › Re: MC Oluomo Discharged From Lagos Hospital (Photos) by Ibime(m): 9:15pm On Jan 16, 2019
mankand:
Well shit just got real. Warlords are now been celebrated
Real Warlords who use bombs and machine guns and commit untold atrocities have been celebrated in Niger Delta for over a decade. Lagos just started celebrating a common agbero who uses knife and shotgun and you are already complaining. Welcome to the reality of Nigeria. South-West is finally catching up to the rest of us who have to kowtow to thugs daily. Rivers State House is 99% ex-militants, all of them more deadly than Oluomo.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:01am On Jan 16, 2019
FBS:
Australian Open 2019!.

#Team.Serana #Team.Dayana. cheesy
Who be Diana?

Good morning Serena Willian
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 11:06pm On Jan 15, 2019
JigsawKillah:
Ibime abeg check your Nairaland mail.
Bros I wouldn't even know how to access the email I use for Nairaland. Drop your email and I'll email you.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:56pm On Jan 15, 2019
BlueAngel444:
My ultimate EPL eleven of the past 3seasons (2015-2019)

Alison;
Walker, Stones, VVD, Alonso;
Kante, KDB, Erikson;
Salah, Kane, Hazard.

grin unbeatable
Swap Alison for De Gea
Swap Stones for Aldeweireld
Swap Alonso for Robertson

The rest is fine
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:13am On Jan 15, 2019
timbros:
Leandro Paredes deal is as good as done.

Chelsea players have started following him on social media sef... Rudiger, Emerson, Morata etc
Rudiger and Emerson played with him at Roma. They have probably been following him since then.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Ibime(m): 11:28pm On Jan 14, 2019
A40:
Bahahahahaha. Legend!!
Which one is Rashford and which one is Mbappe?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Ibime(m): 7:14pm On Jan 14, 2019
A40:
Like Katt Williams said. A Chrysler 300 look like a Bentley till an actual Bentley pulls up beside it
That bïtch do look like a Phantom till a real Phantom pull up. Then you just be at the light like. . .

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:44am On Jan 14, 2019
airmark:
Pogba : ''The manager told me to get in the box, get goals. My best example is Frank Lampard. He’s the one who makes those runs.’

‘That’s what we want. That’s why we play. We need to keep it up. We won today and got three points.''


This one we want to bring a bag of beans from Italy again, Sarri should tell Barkley and Kovacic to do the same. They should stop forming Iniesta up and down, we don't have Messi, Suarez and Neymar upfront. We only have Hazard.
Please help us beg Kovacic to take cue from Pogba oooooh.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Ibime(m): 1:55am On Jan 14, 2019
Pogba starts watching Lampard videos and aiming to emulate him, suddenly Pogba starts scoring and assisting every match. Pogba is a wise man.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:23pm On Jan 13, 2019
Lana1:
Cannon fodder team like Spurs wey don beat you twice already?

Shey this one come mean u don dey fear United? Or are you still waiting for IGG to end??
We go take notice when una reach within one game of toppling us.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 8:03pm On Jan 13, 2019
BlueAngel444:
Ake fans where are they

The Cherries signed Ake for a club record fee of £20million in June 2017, but a £40million buy-back clause was inserted in his contract. Chelsea to make move soon.
Ake should be brought back as DM or LB. He is too small for CB, although with Sarri system where CBs are supposed to be passers first, that may not matter.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:45pm On Jan 13, 2019
macjireh:
Y should u be trying to pull down those under u....a manU win today is better for Chelsea.. unless ur asnal
Because we don't have a striker to bank on unlike the others. We are winning by single goal margins too often.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:19pm On Jan 13, 2019
homesteady:
So their player ratings for one match translates into player ratings for the whole competition? Another post, another lie.
Below is Whoscored team of the tournament. Can you point to his name?

I see Xavi, Alonso there and other cats that delivered that tournament to Spain while the impotent one was dancing shakushaku. If I pull Spain team ratings for that tournament, he will be their lowest ranking midfield regular.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:07pm On Jan 13, 2019
So these Spurs bastards cannot even do us a solid and beat Manure?

Since they are allowing Manure to creep up, we have no choice but to catch Spurs then and send them to Europa instead.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:04pm On Jan 13, 2019
homesteady:
If this is what you wrote (specifying the league), would there have been any issue?
That is what I wrote. Is it not shameful enough?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:01pm On Jan 13, 2019
homesteady:
Haan!! Ibime you and I know English is not hard for you. You claimed Iniesta scored 1 goal in the tournament, meanwhile he scored 2.

Spain had only three scorers that year, everybody knows how Spain preferred to pass the ball around and that they were a low scoring side. Yet, despite struggling with an injury during the competition, Oga Iniesta still netted twice.
Nothing like that. I only refer to goals and assists in knockout stage, not group games vs Saudi Arabia or Kazakhstan.

Xavi assists took Spain through 1-0 wins in every knockout stage, 2nd round, QF and Semi. Hence I said Iniesta just popped up in the final to claim glory where Xavi had been carrying him through the whole tournament.

That's why Forlan and Sneijder were rated in that tournament and not Iniesta, cos they knew he was only pulling Eder stunts.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 6:57pm On Jan 13, 2019
homesteady:
See you grasping at straws after been exposed!!!

If UEFA gives an assist after a rebound goal, they would have added it to Xavi's total, but sorry Bros, they don't. Or do you want to argue with UEFA?
A shot at goal that keeper palms to another player to tap in is an assist in any league. I don't care what you pull up from Google, I speak from memory and normal interpretation of the game. FIFA definition of assist includes

After goals from rebounds those players were awarded an assist who had shot on target.

Transfermarkt and Whoscored also counted it as assist.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 6:40pm On Jan 13, 2019
homesteady:
Ibime has been screaming upandan that Iniesta was carried all through 2010 Worldcup until he just popped up and scored the final goal. And some of his minions have taken it as the gospel and they have been using it to attack Iniesta.
My posts are facts. You are the liar.

World Cup 2010:

2010 WC semi vs Germany 1-0, xavi assist,
2010 WC QF vs portugal 1-0 xavi assist.
2010 WC 2nd rounnd vs Paraguay, 1-0, xavi assist

Can you tell us Iniesta contribution, let us see if it does not tally with what I said above.

homesteady:
Just like he said Iniesta went a whole year without a goal or assist, when it was even during that period that Iniesta gave one of the most memorable assists in UCL history.
Again, you lie. Iniesta went 365 days without league goal or assist.

22nd March 2014 to 22nd March 2015.

A self respecting AM should have retired at that point for pure shame at being carried along for a whole year.

Or is it a lie that either now or at some point in the recent past, Sergio Ramos and John Terry had scored more goals than the impotent AM?

I will keep exposing these facts, you will continue to get ashamed at your so called greatest AM, if you like you can call me liar.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 6:30pm On Jan 13, 2019
homesteady:
In John 8:44, Jesus had you in mind! Ibime, Father of lies.
Xavi had only one assist!

Iniesta had 2 dead rubber assist?
1)So the first assist in a semifinal after a goalless 50 minutes in a torrid condition is a dead rubber assist?
2) An assist that led to Xavi's only goal in the competition is a dead rubber assist? BTW, you guys should go and see the Shaku Shaku that lead to the goal

3) The 3-0 was Spain's easiest match when they didn't score until close to 60 minutes, a semi-final at that?

And you started your post so strongly with a strong accusation that would have thrown me off balance if not because of my strong faith. May God save us from Ibime.
You are a liar because you said Iniesta outproduced Xavi in 2008 by cleverly leaving out Xavi assists.

Now I know you are a Google analyst as well with no actual experience of watching the tournament, just googling nonsense to tell me Xavi only had one assist

Xavi had 2 assists. In the final against Germany and in the first round against Russia.

Mr Google analyst, can you watch min 7:30 of this video and tell me who assisted Fabregas goal against Russia?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHrXGhT5Ofo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m):
homesteady:
I remember Ibime once said Iniesta won Euro 2012 best player because of the emotions he caused by scoring the goal that won Spain the world cup. Ibime, I hope you are laughing at this ridiculous nonsense you said?
Why else would a nigga dancing shakushaku on touchline with no contribution win, when his teammates like Xavi were the ones winning games. Your bros Debroslink said I should check Whoscored to validate Messi's WC2014 Golden ball, but the same Whoscored put Iniesta as the worst performing Spanish regular in 2012. I wonder if na LindaIkeji.com that validated Iniesta as player of that tournament.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m):
homesteady:
During Euro 2008, Xavi had just one goal, while Iniesta had 2 assists, you know who won the tournament best player right? So why are you now wailing that Iniesta won it with less output in 2012?
Sharrap you liar. Xavi had more output than Iniesta in 2008 and every other tournament they won. So you counted Iniesta assists, but didn't count Xavis? I've never seen a more dishonest twisting of history. Xavi had 2 assists and 1 goal, Iniesta had 2 dead-rubber assists

Xavi assisted the only goal in the final plus scored in the semi and assisted in the group stage

Iniesta only impact was an assist in the 3-0 whitewash of Russia which was Spain's easiest game, plus an assist in the group stage
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: 51yr Old Japanese Player Sign New Contract With Yokohama Fc,his 34th Season(pics by Ibime(m): 10:49am On Jan 13, 2019
They should test his blood for steroids
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 1:54am On Jan 13, 2019
raumdeuter:
So you are in agreement that Drogba was a woeful striker even below Lukaku in EPL since he was producing miserable numbers like the above not the excuse of age or injuries

That was who Drogba was
11 goals a season striker

Morata has 5 goals by half season everyone dey shout for am, the same numbers Drogba posted in full seasons not once not twice
You are just typing this to console yourself. Drogba stats till age of 32 are much better than Lukakus and when we add assists, totally shït on Lukaku. Drogba is greater than Lukaku, but Lukaku still has many years to change that.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 1:33am On Jan 13, 2019
raumdeuter:
Drogba

Age 26 10 goals
Age 27 12 goals
Age 29 8 goals
Age 30 5 goals

These are the goal records of Drogba under age 30
If Messi and Villa produce this sort of goal return, Iniesta would have relegated Barca.

Yet Chelsea won the league in 2 of these seasons and finished 2nd twice, thanks to Lampards contribution.


airmark:
Iniesta was good, but Lampard was better. Messi and other attackers at Barca, made us forget the fact that Iniesta lacked what Lampard had.
Truest talk.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 1:21am On Jan 13, 2019
airmark:
Lie, from the pit of hell. You argue on fallacious foundation, that's why you always sound stupid.




Despite your distortion of facts, you would have made sense, if you didn't add the seasons Drogba played when he was battling with fitness, after recurring ligament injuries and also when he was 33 and 34.

Let big Rom score 37 goals in a season first, then we can talk.
Forget age 33 and 34, Drogba came back to Chelsea to do a yeomans job for one season at age of nearly 37. He played 28 games, mostly as sub and scored only 4 goals. Apari still counted that one.

Apari sports journalists are so shameless and dishonest. I'm so ashamed.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:52am On Jan 13, 2019
Melvyn11:
Context like 24% of lampard epl goals where penalty. Am sure iniesta would have also loved to boost his stats with pen like lampard did lol.
Even if this stat is correct, which I highly doubt, remove 24% of Lampard goals, let us see if the difference is still not as wide as Dangote vs E-Money.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:40pm On Jan 12, 2019
Melvyn11:
How can you destroy a fact I don't follow. Does lukaku not have more goals than drogba in less games in the epl? Thats the only fact we are interested in. You didn't add context when it came to iniesta and lampard but you want to add context to drogba and lukaku yeye
What's the context of an attacking midfielder that has half the assists of Lampard and 1/6th the goals. A Barca AMF that has lower goal return than John Terry and Sergio Ramos.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m):
Melvyn11:
Stop jumping . Tell us the season iniesta didn't score any goal in all competition apart from 2014/2015
Correction, don't forget to add OR ASSIST

We can pardon 365 days without goal if he claims goalscoring is not his thing, but we can't pardon 365 days without assist.

No wonder Joaquin with just 74 assists is topping him in LaLiga assist table after 16 years in LaLiga

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 8:34pm On Jan 12, 2019
Ibime:
Unproductive Willian - 48 goals in 5.5 years in England

Productive Iniesta - 57 goals in 16 years in Spain

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Extra ! Extra! Read all about it!

Update after Newcastle game:


Unproductive Willian - 48 49 goals in 5.5 years in England

Productive Iniesta - 57 goals in 16 years in Spain

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 6:52pm On Jan 12, 2019
Debroslink:
Why not show us Xavi in Euro 2004, World Cup 2006 stats
Is it Iniesta that entered Xavis mind like Dr Xavier and made him make all those assists in 2008, 2010 and 2012?

It's bad enough they had to carry him along by scoring and assisting where he failed to do so, now you want them to carry him along by even crediting their assists to him.

Xavi cook soup, Iniesta want chop. If Iniesta can control peoples mind to make them make sumptuous assists, why can't he make assists himself?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 6:13pm On Jan 12, 2019
larride:
4. What was Iniesta contributions to Euro 2008, World Cup 2010 and Euro 2012 Spain’s win? Bring out the stats to back up your claims.
Xavi:

7 goals and assists in Spain knockout matches including 3 assists in finals.

2008 Euro final vs Germany 1-0, xavi assist,
2012 Euro final vs Italy 4-0, 2 xavi assists,
2010 WC semi vs Germany 1-0, xavi assist,
2010 WC QF vs portugal 1-0 xavi assist.
2010 WC 2nd rounnd vs Paraguay, 1-0, xavi assist


Iniesta:

Assist against Russia in 3-0 win and 1 World Cup final goal after being carried along all tournament with no contribution.

That's it.


larride:
Xavi had everything more than Iniesta, more passes, more goals and assists, more key passes per game, more chances created than Iniesta, so I ask again, what exactly is Iniesta doing or what is he complimenting? It’s better you concentrate your arguement on other shaku shaku AMF like Iniesta and stop comparing him with a midfield god like Xavi
Wise advice!

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