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Smart woman! You’ll have a happy home�


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Preciousgirl:
After he uploads this Ghana fufu into his stomach, case is closed

No need for apologies again

Luv you husby

The term South South is a misnomer. There’s nothing like South South, or else you’d have North North and West West. It doesn’t make sense.

South South was devised just to divide the South East. It’s all about divide and conquer.


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This is in my hometown gogo. I know our people, they will never burn down that Police station.

Stop calling them unknown gunmen. These are Boko Haram insurgents.


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SlayerForever:
I know this police station. I was even there last December!



But the pictures posted are not enough to assess the situation.

You’ve said it all, my brother. Op, please listen to what samso247 has written. It’s full of wisdom.

Nigeria is becoming worse than Sodom and Gomorrah. May God have mercy on that country. But remember to buy him a copy of this book once you get your new job.

https://www.amazon.com/Homosexuality-Explaining-Zeitgeist-Emmanuel-Ekwo/dp/1452047618

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samso247:
It is well, What a world we leave in, Thank God you were able to Overcome such temptation, I see no reason telling ur kids, but ur wife ought to know what transpired, and y u didn't get the job.

You will discover that when you tell her, it will be as if a burden was lifted up from ur chest.

Now get ready, a greater offer is coming ur way soon, one that is far better than this. Just be a father to your kids, a loving husband and serve God genuinely.

I have never seen a man that serve God genuinely and God forsakes such a man..

God bless ur home

KPOM! You’ve said it all.


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EJanni:
The bond between mother and child is devine. Imagine being inside someone for 40weeks and two years of nurturing while father comes and goes. In other words mothers are always there for their children.

Rivers makes sense, but Akwa Ibom has the most oil deposits tho.


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Fairandlovely:
River will swallow the rest

KPOM!


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Fairandlovely:
U mean pple still follow dat mennequin on twitter??

My sista, no be say dem no sabi good thing, na condition mek crayfish�


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Fairandlovely:
clean and beautiful
I just hope those guys getting married to their ancestors sees this and take a clue from it

Yup. I have said it several times, Nigeria is cursed. I think it’s all the innocent blood they shed during the civil war that brought a curse on Nigeria.


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Fairandlovely:
just like a generational curse

LOL. Homo bish alert.

*yuck*


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Blueelf:
Since it is rohr, I am not surprised

Simon the carpenter: you cannot surprise me also. You showed everyone what you really do on the pitch for a living - football carpentry. The National stadium Abuja currently undergoing a facelift needs your carpentry expertise.

Ekong and awaziem - If only physical beauty won matches

Its alright......Nothing surprises me as a Nigerian anymore

He gets me loling, mhen. But it looks like their satellite is having problems now�


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minfelix:
Meehn d guy behind d pidgin commentary is very good swears!

Link? The NFF YouTube channel isn’t working for me. Thanks


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Rockyrascal:
Onuachu with a powerful header

Haha! Trouble maker


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AndSunGorilla:
Bia abeg who be the houseboy u dey refer to? I bin think say house and home na the same tin o.

Yes o, check my signature. Anyway, I will holla atcha when next I get on there. But if you get there first pls holler. And I follow back too�


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TheSuperNerd:
Lol.... My good man, the O pari master. Howdy? You dey that bird app too? Honestly I don't know.

Hope you've been good.

Bia Nerdie, so you’re on Twitter and you’re not following homeboy? Kilo happened?


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TheSuperNerd:
Mehn... Just seeing their report now sef. Na wa oooo... Lol... Time will tell shaaa.

Haha! You know the rules now. Start using them for pepper soup �




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Faraday1997:
Please fellows help in giving any tips or ideas on how to get rid of snakes around the environments.

Here at where I work as a security guard is fully infected with lots of snakes and they are now on the move. Probably the mother have hatched her eggs and they're now on the move around the facilities. Mainly on daily basis I have been encountering and killing them.

But please if there is anything else I can do to help get rid of them please kindly share with me please.

BS upon BS. He could Cristiano Ronaldo be the best forward in Serie A when Romalu Lukaku, also a forward, was announced as the MVP.

Doesn’t make sense.


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Messi - total stats:

917 games
741 goals
310 assists
35 trophies
56 freekicks
54 hattricks
7 Pichichi
6 Golden Boot
6 Ballon d'Or
6 FIFA Best Player
2 UEFA Best Player


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My dear, I really don’t understand what’s going on in Yoruba land. I think it’s some type of sex perversion territorial spirits keeping some folks there in bondage.


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Julianaa:
Some yoruba men and their evil sexual desires

This guy should rot in a jail for sexually abusing that girl, if fould guilty

For those quoting me with abusive words, watch the video and see how he is begging, before typing trash

LOL. I will definitely tell him if I know where he lives. Is he on Twitter so I can tweet him what I think about him, let him try me and he’ll know that power pass power.


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udemzyudex:
Somebody should go and tell him? no naa, go and tell him by yourself.

This man is a FAKE prophet. Somebody go and tell him I said that. Let him come and “deal with me” and fire � will burn him!

By their words you shall know them. No true man of God can issue such threats as he just did.


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jaybenugo:
Prophet Odumeje Vows To Come For People Accusing Him Of Performing Fake Miracles (Video)

Popular Nigerian clergyman, Prophet Odumeje has vowed to deal with persons accusing him of staging fake miracles in his church, IgbereTV reports.

A video shared on Actress Rita Edochie's Instagram handle shows the prophet issuing the threat. The video was shared days after comedienne, Ada Jesus passed away.

Ada Jesus had a quarrel with the clergyman and Rita Edochie after she accused them of staging fake miracles in his Onitsha-based church. She sought their forgiveness before she passed on April 21.

See video below.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7scmNxKf6Fg

See Rita Edochie's post:



https://www.instagram.com/tv/COCcGskAVyN/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

You’re truly a CONFIRMED ZOMBIE!

Wow, what a perfect moniker!! Describes you to a T�



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Confirmedzombie:
This is a welcome development. I support the raid and arrest.

The Army should lock all in cage and starve them of food.

Until the masses in SE begin to condemn ESN / IPOBS, the SE will never see peace.

They burn police stations, kill police, kill Army and they hail them.

How do we know those arrested are innocent.

Kudos to the Nigerian Army.

I urge Wike to close our Borders with the SE so they dont flee into Port Harcourt

Looks like a small village in Anambra state sef ... such as Agulueri. Truth is, except for the cities that were developed by the federal government: Abuja and Lagos for instance, the cities in Igboland (Enugu, Onitsha, Abakaliki, Owerri, Aba, Awka, Umuahia, etc) are way better than any other city in Nigeria.

#IgboAmaka



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Jalaw:
I'm not impressed

Please don’t tell me that you actually believe this trashy report from goal.com?

Are you guys that naive or something



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robosky02:
In a sane environment you can't be under contract and be talking of going take over another club or country


Who does that...... Ask Julen Lopetegui ex Spain coach and ex Real Madrid coach

Woe-men




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All those women with issues, eh.

May God deliver His children from all daughters of Jezebel.


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pocohantas:
“Best friends” for a decade.

Married for few weeks.

Reminds me of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. What changes?

Huh?? Her bum bum, isn’t that her a$$? Of course, a lady’s a$$ is a private part. Abeg, don’t go around touching women’s a$$. That’ll get you in a whole load of trouble, trust me.


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scofield114:
so her bumbum is private part ? arrest the girls on tiktok that shows and shake their bumbum to get likes

That might be the case with some women (I dare say, with many women) but not all women are like that. And as a woman, even when you carry yourself with decency and respect, some men often try to try to see how much they can get away with.

If any dude does that to my sister or my wife, I will make sure he loses a few teeth. Mark my words!


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uuzba:
If a woman is always professional in the professional environment of the school, no lecturer will have the chance to say such nonsense.
In fact, the lecturer will accord such lady with respect. But when you make yourself like a play thing, the lecturer will key in.. in fact other foolish guys will key In as well and start saying rubbish.
But it's because you made yourself a plaything in the first place.

Where’s the pepper soup pot now?


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micellgevity:
Last week I said my goat gave birth to a premature https://www.nairaland.com/6491217/goat-gave-birth-premature-kid and it couldn't suckle breast, which I had to feed the kid with syringe.

Yesterday, it started suckling and began wandering about. It went out with its mother this morning and it didn't return, we searched and searched before we could find it. Again this night, it has gone out and we can't find it. As I was searching, I saw this tiny black snake and I gave it one broken piece of block on the spine.

It’s definitely a sexual harassment. You don’t touch anybody especially on a private part. He can get away with it in Nigeria but if it’s in the US, he’ll definitely lose his job.


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Hintona:
Some weeks ago I was writing exams, the exams venue was one of the school's laboratory, and the stools were quite uncomfortable, if you've ever been to a school's laboratory you would know what I'm talking about and sometimes the stools are too high for the lab bench and it causes great discomfort. The most comfortable position for me after sitting erect on the stool for over an hour was to lower my back and arch it.

So as I was writing the exams, I can remember I was trying to draw a pathway, when the lecturer invigilating us tried to pass behind me and he touched my butt and said "shift this your small bumbum from the road" and laughed. I found it very offensive. I was so focused on writing that exam that I didn't want to answer him, it's not the kind of course students would like to write twice.

I wasn't the only one on that row who was blocking his path but he told the others merely to shift.

So today I was telling a friend about it and he laughed and said it was nothing. Nothing? Was it your butt that was touched? Right it wasn't and so it's so easy for him to say it is NOTHING. A stranger's hand on your butt is SEXUAL HARASSMENT.

What sort of world am I living in?

Amen and amen!!


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sapphiere:
I pray every female out there. May you not be a victim of rape IJN.

How men enjoy force sex still beats my imagination.

Truer words have never been spoken, my beloved brother!

I was about to post something until I read your piece. Anyway, you’ve said it all. This vaccine may not be the mark of the beast, but it’s definitely the harbinger to the mark of the beast. The mark of the beast will utilize the same messenger rna.

No thanks. I am definitely not in a hurry to take a vaccine that can alter my dna and that can send messages into my body 10 years down the road. I really can’t understand how most people can’t see through this charade!


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Righteousness2:
We said it long ago that Covid is the Red Carpet to the Beast System.

We said it long ago that Covid is Real but the Agenda behind it is Much more bigger.
If it's not an agenda, then those who take the vaccine should be Contented that they are So called "Protected" and not Directly or indirectly force those who do not want the Vaccine.

If the Vaccine protects you , why should you be afraid of those who refuse it? It is not about the Virus, it's all about Control! 2 Forms of Controls are in play . Mind Control and Population Control.
The Mind of many are being Conditioned/ Controlled to what is ahead.
Others will be victims of Population Control.

We said it long ago that it will come to this, they said we are blabbing..

No Mask, No Service!
No Vacc, No Service!
The target is
No Mark, No Service! Which will come into play After the Rapture!

When you begin to Hear and see things as these, then you begin to see where it is Headed!

The Conditioning for the Beast System is Real!
If you Cannot see that we are in Unique and Strange times with all the Biblical Endtimes Prophecies all over the World Flipping off the pages of the Bible , there is nothing else you will ever see.
We are at End of the End of days.

My Dear, for now, make use of all the legal means that you can as it is an infringement on your Human right. commit it to GOD in Prayers and Most Important do not trade your Soul For anything or For anyone under any Guise.