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“What is Jonathan that I will envy him?"

LWKMD

Never knew "Mr. Fix it" is a retired police officer as reported in this story!

4. Size really doesn't matter (to men)?

Big LIE!

40DD for life

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]Take care of that pain and find a job so you won't have time to follow me all over Nairaland.

You looks desperate.[/quote]So, you didn't get a proper education?

Get a life!
Lifeless Ms. Chima, born out of wedlock to a destitute mother, raised without a father figure, bereft of affection as a teenager, and lacking in love as an adult!
Brace up hun, there's hope, even for a hopeless soul like you!

Makes some sense.

Enegod:

You dey mind the autistic patient?

Gift19: I know

You know what?

Enegod: You need to discuss exhaustively

A situation whereby boyfriend dey for obodo naijiriya and WOMANfriend girlfriend dey for Amelika! You gerrit now?

Do you not have your own boyfriend(s)? Start inviting them over to pass a night after the other ASAP! That way, man no go vex, na do me I do you

OYO

Bad experience! Met in a chat room, exchanged digits and agreed to hang out. Picked her up l8r in the evening and my car was immediately filled with BO, which happens to be my greatest turn-off in a loot. Reluctantly dropped the BBQ I bought for her and gave an excuse why I have to leave immediately. She dropped a line the next morning and I ignored her. I'm sure she caught the drift immediately and moved on. Not sure of another trial though!

Hey, I rep team Giddy!

The days of Ikebastronomanatomicology!

Wetin Jona know 'bout finance?

caramel007: Over time, in the course of looking for jobs, I ve had cause to submit my passport as part of the application requirements.
After submitting the passport and one is unsuccessful, what happens to the passport photograph at the end of the day, is it possible to request for the passport? This is because they might likely dispose it since it is useless to them.

What's your highest qualification?

Bad guy Fred, could you spot his right hand?

This was never about your job!

Wonder why everyone is quick to suggest the guy is likely to be the one at fault. What if it was actually the lady that made the attempt and the dude declined just like the proverbial Joseph?

adaobi123: ^Do you think all NL girls are ugly ?

Most are!

lekkycee: @ op u sound very ill mannerd,wateva happnd 2 decency?n watz ur biz wit d fat ladies?everybdy has got his choice n its nt in ur place 2 change deir minds...#nt really a fat person though#

*Yimu*

Truckpusher: For once i can agree with you ,but doesn't still change the fact that you're ovulating

One more word from you again ,i'll squeeze those crazy niipples of yours until your milk forms a mini pool

Now, this got me cracking! Serves her right

Orji Uzo Kalu....

Tonitelli: Stfu mumu!!!the guy has nagged out more sense than you ever have in your miserable life of existence on nairaland and beyond!!!we are here talking abt issues of importance you are comparing record sales......following wizkid at your age..u need deliverance!!!ode!!!

Spot on!