₦airaland Forum

Chuvin22:
for those of you that dont know, This is a Lie

MrPENIS:
you should post this on quora because we nigerias are the ones doing it and already know about it

OboOlora:
Babe are you related to Obasanjo?

Newguyhere:
'Baby pls can you get me an iPhone'
I was like bitch we just met 2 f**king days ago!!!
And you Don already dey Bill me
Even guys wey dey press sef don't bill clients that early

LesbianBoy:
I don't if it's just me that has noticed it, but there is something not quite right with this khloe girl. She seems to know lots of celebrities and they love her to the extent they give her things (Remember the car Martins gave her). Funny thing is, Fine she no fine! Nyansh she no get! Even her brezz no too big! What could be wrong? Could it be her social skills? But others are social too na!

Mayydayy:
There is something I try so hard to understand about the issue of Igbo and the Nigerian presidency.
Has any tribe in Nigeria ever felt better than the others because their own tribeman is the president or head of state.
The Fulani ethnic group has had the highest number of heads of state/presidents ruling this nation,are they better off socially and economically than the Igbos.
The Yoruba too has had their own share of leadership at the apex in this country, are they better off than the igbos too?

I think it doesn't matter who becomes what in this godforsaken country.what matters is who is better off in this hell called Nigeria.people like the emperor,Rochas only work for what benefits them and not what will benefit the larger populace.
He thinks himself the best and most qualified Igbo man for the post of Nigerian presidency.
He failed in IMO and will keep failing.He had an opportunity to prove his own difference in IMO but failed.let him cry over spilled milk for the test of his life. Who cares.
And my advice to the Igbos:
1.know yourself
2.no tribe is exempted from the hell we are going through in this country including the people in the presidents backyard,Daura.
3.Individualism is the king in this country.make money,build house/s,marry a fine wife,have beautiful children and above all,be happy.
4.sit back and watch. This current system will eventually swallow itself and you will have nothing to lose.

Bighead9:
Nnamdi Kanu, IPOB terrorist and Biafrans right now.

CyynthiaKiss:
Empty skulls are very easy to spot.. Commenting because others are commenting even when they have nothing reasonable to say . This is how they are both online and offline.. Meet them offline and engage them in debate, you will weep.
Infact , you will give up because while discussing with them, they will be telling you "I heard ", "My Iman told me", "Allah said " bla bla bla.. No meaningful response from them.. They can't do ordinary research even when they have access to internet...That is how they were created.. Just like when you give a blind man Television.
Meanwhile, Whether Igbos rejected Abiola who was backstabed and killed by one of his own, rejected by one of his own and shared his meat as well by his kinsmen, it's nobody's business.. This is democracy and no apology will be renderd to any body or group who is not satisfied with their choice of candidate..
Ohaneze rubbed it on Buhar's face that they will reject him again if there is anything like third term despite knowing the fact that Buhari has a dictatorial tendency, na bloody civilian like Abiola go give Igbos sleepless nights ?

And for the purpose of records, the attached below is the result of states won and Lost by Abiola and Tofa .. The person I quoted is a myopic Yoruba Muslim. He's one of the reasons why Yoruba Muslim re suffering on nairaland..

lordraiden:
The way this ppl thing sm times...like Africa is a very timid place ...look at that statement “they don’t have water”

lefulefu:
she looks sweet..full thighs ,smooth lovely dark skin and d makeup its not much and judging from the shape of the hips its like she go carry back.my future wife must look choppable like this. i wonder why she no flaunt her back small make d boys enjoy d view small.

MrMumu:
Ugly hoe

QueenSekxy:
What can I say? Some men would clearly see a slay queen and still go about to date her.

There are many decent girls out there but no, some will prefer drunkards and smokers like them and later come here to complain.
I don't pity him, he must be a smoker himself.

AwkaetitiBabe:
I heard he's supporting omo agege

AwkaetitiBabe:
Uzor Kalu should be deputy.

Elesta:
Hello family, I have a long post about my terrible marriage. Please bear with me, I just have to pour everything out because it's killing me slowly.
I am in my mid 30's ,got married to this man in his mid 40's who has never been married before.We attend the same church although different branches, so the pastor of his branch and the pastor of my branch brought us together. We started dating and he seemed head over heels and started talking about marriage immediately. At first, the way he was talking and his reaction to things I wasn't interested and I even told him, but he begged me and the pastor begged me so I overlooked and continued especially considering my age. If I wasn't in my mid 30's and if I hadn't done fibroid operation and so, eager to take in, I won't have made this terrible mistake. We also work in the same place so everything seemed perfect.

Now we started making wedding plans just after one month of dating and we got married 4months after because of church process. It seemed blissful but I stumbled on his messages with a lady he was saying before me and eventually at the same time with me. I discovered he kept begging n begging her even while me n him were dating .he kept telling her to agree to attend his church or dey can be going to their separate churches but the girl kept insisting that they should attend the same church. I. e. he should leave his church and she will leave hers. Don't get me wrong, if this had happened before we started dating, I wouldn't have gotten angry. but all these happened while we were serious and even after he came to see my father, I discovered he was still pleading with her as per church matter. Who does that?? So what if she had agreed for the church matter, he would have dumped me n embarrassed my dad??

I brought it to his notice and he kept saying he never meant it, he was just using it as an excuse not to marry her.

Now in the marriage, emotional abuse never ends. Just fewonths into the marriage, he started behaving somehow bcoz I hadn't taken in. all kinds of insults oh. one day, he said if he knew I couldn't have children he won't have married me. this was just 4months into d marriage. any little thing he complains. on weekends, he expects me to get up by 7am m start preparing his breakfast oh. weekend which is supposed to b for resting since we work Monday to Friday. Every little thing, he keeps saying if he knew he won't have married me.
I still remember how he slapped me several times, he insulted me n i insulted him back, that was what caused d slap. even when he saw me crying he wasn't moved. I have complained to family members and friends ,they have spoken to him, he will change for a while and later go back to his terrible ways.
I have never seen this kind of acrimony between couple. I am not a bad looking person, I have dated people in d past, they didn't treat me half as badly as this one. I was just too unserious. I want to leave this torture. but we work in the same place and I am trying to avoid wagging tongues. I just tired. I have seen and experienced mutual love and it's not like this. I long to share love with someone that loves me just the way I am. I don't deserve to be with this animal. When it comes to food, he eats so angry if his food isn't ready on time.

Please I need advice. he went for test n it was discovered he has low sperm count. that made him humble for some fine but recently he started saying again that if he had married a younger lady, d lady would have been pregnant by now. just imagine this kind of torture. God knows I have absorbed so much from this man

kehinde1588:
Come tomorrow, Lawan will be the Senate President while Gbaja will be the speaker.

IPOBS will cry tire

kaen1317:
If only Dbanj stayed with Donjazzy I bet he would have still be trending. Now those small boys, Wizkid and davido, have picked up the belt and they're gone bye bye
Gone so far that the kokomaster can't catch them in this life anymore. Especially that Wizkid. Yoruba Amaka!

frbona:
[s][/s] calm your fears bro
Not all girls are like your sisters

joebeckz:
No one should even find this funny, someone even said this little little madness keeps us going. No it keeps you going.
A Wrong does not cease to be wrong because the majority like you and your likes share in it.”

The agency responsible for keeping lagos neat should do something about this.

They might be homeless, but why come to Lagos to be homeless when you have a place to sleep in your village and farm?
We can't justify this wrong out of sympathy.

Cherrybae:
I am surprised that Atiku is still chasing shadows, no way Atiku can rule Nigeria.

I wonder why Atiku will allow the yebos deceive him knowing fully well that anybody backed by the yebos or ipobs remains a failure.

I'm glad GEJ, saraki, Fayose, Adeleke, Izi Iyamu have all learnt there lessons and can never associate with the yebos or ipobs

mutco:
Patoo my next door neighbor

Liliyann:
Ugly dude!
Face full of eczema