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We usually don't take pix with our dumbass side chicks.

After sweeping d whole apartment, getting new air fresheners, cleaning d couches/tables/shelf, mopping d floors, taken ur bath, wore nice threads...put on a sexy cologne....


.....den d fone rings
Me: hello, where Ave u gotten to?
Gal: am sorry something came up, can we reschedule??
Me: silent
Gal: hello U dere?
Me: silent
Me: y?
Gal: am sorry I just had to wash/cook etc
Me: hangs up!

Diddyydiva:
You are one in a trillion

Nice ideology.

See me blushing like a virgin bride on her wedding nite...tanx dear

Galacious1:
@op Who cares wat u think? Just because Man utd had a goal keeper didn't stop Pedro, Cahill. Hazard and Kante from scoring.

Worst match dis year....felt like entering d TV and whooping some asses.

Diddyydiva:
Same goes for ladies too

This way immortality will be reduced!!!

Definitely dear

I flirt around, I tap some asses here and there...but one thing I don't do swtie is I don't look in Deir eyes to say "I love u" d way I do u, I'm not scared of loosing dem...but u am always scared of loosing, cos I respect u as a gal, lady and woman. U own my heart, odas are just paying rents. U know my strength and weakness...odas only know d strength of my manhood, notin more....I'm sorry for hurting u, I feel d pain myself but one ask of u is to forgive ur baby boo....ur sugar, ur hardman...I promise no more side chicks, no more side ass taping...I'll tat ur name on device and brand it urs....for my LOVE for u is crazy!

Met dis pretty gal online and first question was "yo u got a bf?" she confidently sed no. So I laid down my plans, went on few dates and den we in my apartment but naked ready to connect and browse her network....wen her fone rang and I saw "sweet boo" as d caller ID and a not so good looking guy as d caller's pix...."wat d hell? U got a man?" she sed yea but we're aving issues I love u more....am like "I give u 10mins to get dressed and get d hell out my house".
As guys we need to stop screwing gals who's got bfs...its wrong, some guys see it as an ego thing but its so wrong....I wuldnt want some dude poking my woman so I wuld poke anoda dude's woman.
Just a piece of my twisted mind....takia fellas.

mizzbouqui:
Eleribu- An unfortunate being
Na to report you straight

Se sumbori can not be playing with u again?? U be pressing p like personal manager!

mizzbouqui:
You are doing that because you are possesed by some strong demons Radarada

Bukky emi ni radarada abi? Igbe e o ni ro o, ISO e oni run...ito e ma Le ni.
Eleribu.

Why do I always wanna sleep with every gal I meet?
Weneva I see a girl...I'll always wanna chyke her, lie to her just to sleep with her and when am done I disappear.
I so need to change my ways....e no pure atoll.

Mustiboy:
hmmm. Bro she tells me she's not single but me I just ignore it. I do tell Her I love Her but she doesn't reply positively. She said no problem shebi we're friends

She's not single and u wanna "win" her over? Ure an idiot.

Mustiboy:
Guys pls help o. Due 2 my shy nature(I've been trying to fight it with the help of fellow nairalanders here), I decided to find a girl on Facebook and on getting her no, we started talking on phone and sometimes, chatting whatsapp.
I got to know her sha, she's a student of uniosun. Then I asked Her to come visiting me, she said she's not that free but she'll try but she said if I could come to Her place, it'd be fine.
So, today I visited Her in Her father's house and we started talking albeit watching a movie. I nervous, I wanted to tell Her how I felt but i was just sacred. Fortunately, she came close to me and we started checking pictures on our phones whilst laughing.
Minutes later, I summoned courage and collected both phones from Her. I told her to gimme her hands which she did. So, we were both holding hands and I started telling Her everything with my voice trembling. She told me she doesn't see our relationship happening that we can just be friends. I didn't bug her any further though. We laughed again and she saw me off and called me when i got home thanking me 4 my visit
so, guys. What do you think i can do? I really love this girl. Somebody help me pls

Since ure shy to express urself in person, why not do it online.
Tell her u love her and u like her...she gonna ask u y u do...tell her cos she's homely.
U did a good thing no initiating any kind of intimate moves at her home, she's gonna respect u for u....but btw now and d nxt time u meet, flirt with her online....and make ur move but make sure she's single or u mite just get hurt cos u seem like a Jew!

When a girl loves you her bf....she loves u, oda guys become like a "broda" to her. Y'all need to stop been insecure....my gf keep male Frnd more Dan female frnds and am so cool with it....I only caution her not to put herself in "rape" situation.

Doctorfitz:
This write up is devoid of any bias be it race,ethnicity,religion,social status, e.t.c..The post doesn't put into cognisance wealth,physique and all that even though they are essential...I'm simply going to share universal features of a player notwithstanding the planet he's from.its sort of an almighty formula.....Not to sound insensitive permit me to use certain words stead e.g predator(player),victim(prey)





A player's motives are simple from the outset; keep his prey guessing and hit unexpectedly..these features enable him ;




1.)He's sleek; when I say sleek I dnt mean having 1 fake british or american accent,e.t.c...what I mean Is a player knows what to say,whom to say it to,how to say it and when to say it..some of u guys jst av a crammed patterns (textbook style) u keep giving a pretty lady compliments over and over again,bros u knw hw many guys dey talk to her in a week saying d same thing like u? The predator tells her something she hasn't heard or heard and knws when to say it,his compliments are like gold rarely says them and when he does his pRey is elated in such a way that it feels unprecedented..A player knws hw to dish it hot and not burn her throat..






2.)He's proud but humble; No lady likes a proud guy hmmmm scrap that if u've ever been with a player then u've fallen for a proud guy u jst didn't c it clearly,hmm think bou it there were times u'd ask urself "wats dis guy feeling like?" Who does he think he is?" Emm buh later u were on his bed.av u bothered to ask hw?.....U were like I never liked u initially o I dnt jst knw hw " most ladies have found themselves asking this..well its plain and simple we desire wat we can't have and despise wats in our reach its human nature..the player pounces on this and he's humble today,proud 2moro and believe me it stirs confusion even in d strongest of hearts....






3.)He's compassionate yet carefree; fallacious buh true, a player is best at throwing mixed signals its simply a tool to make u pay attention...This minute he's all smiles at his prey the next min he's indifferent like u dnt exist, he leaves his prey with questions like "did I say smth to upset him"? "Y is he frowning?" "He's seeing my thread and nt even commenting as usual y?"...if u're a lady and u find urself @ dis stage then knw u're closer to his bed than u think he has ur attention now.





4.)Self confidence; Be it a bend down select or a versace this guy jst exudes an aura of self worth,pls its self esteem in this case and not pride a thin visible line exists which the predator knws how to navigate..he believes and acts out the most powerful in a room not with noise or screams buh with confidence..every prey desires a confident predator its jst nature..that's y ur girl falls for him there's an aura nt swag, an aura..hmm.





5.)THE PACKAGE; He knows how to position himself,he's more than a chameleon,he knws hw to pacify u,he knws how to infuriate u,he knows how to make u dependent and act beggarly for his attention forgetting he stole your attention and he turns the table around on u,there's jst somth to hate and at d same time irresistible about him..he's like gift u want to unravel buh the problem is the closer u try the nearer u get and the harder u fall for him..he's a walking trap and he knws hw to catch u cos he's THE PACKAGE.




Feel free to add urs

N.b;
Even if u read an encyclopedia on dis topic my sister u will still fall for a player its jst nature though as we get older we get wiser.....lols

U got it bro.
This is exactly how to get a gal and keep a gf.
Be cold today, hot tomorrow, be a good/bad boy....form quarrel frm nowhere and settle it later....makes her hate/love u.

sure its very possible, infact a know many guys who are besties to females.
but me id rather not.

jake2much:
is not shameful dearie
swear u dont like sex. frankraj maxi112 ifakiland let hear

Op different gals for different uses.
D most important thin is not to treat a hoe as a queen. U fork a hoe and treasure a queen. D problem with most guys is dey can differentiate eida. So u see guys valuing a hoe and maltreating a queen.

Why is that we are never truly able to be with d ones we really love madly....its eida dey taking us for granted and we had to let go or dey weren't ready wen we wanted to settle down....there is always dat one person we love like mad, we ain't dating or married to.

In conclusion...u sha dint fork her dat night abi Y won't she block u.

markemmi:
I have organic fertilizer in any quantity you want, reach me at markemmi@yahoo.com

Abeg send ur fone number joor....

If u like pick call or even do conference calling, quiet like a mouse, call all ur ex bfs name, me o I no send as long as my rod is inside d rodholder....till I step down...ure forgiven all misbehaviors.

1) You apply more than one cream on your body everyday.

2) You rub powder, lip gloss, eyeliner, gel ur hair, etc

3) You wear clothes dat are too tight even when u aint a body builder...u wear skinny jeans, glossy tops, pants.

4) You care too much about ur looks, u don't like getting ruff and dirty...u look at every reflective surfaces u walk pass, u walk with one foot infront of d oda on a straight line.

5) You get turned on and blush when a guy greets u, u av a lot of platonic female frnds.

Bonus sign....*ur frnds and peeps around u always tell u "y u too dey do like woman like DS?"

Piercedclit:
Feck off! Germs colony na inside ya boxers be that. Go baff

Wat has my boxers got to do with bathing? Guess dere are lots of things u don't knw, we guy don't bath with boxers on...sotungbo?
How was brkfast today in ur clean toilet

Smacking numerous pvssy is like hoarding awards...it just feels good frm ur inside and it also boast ur confidence around gals....d more pvssy ure able to knack and dump...d more valueless dos gals become. So no gal can take u for a fool.

Piercedclit:
Oponu, you think every one stays in face me i face you? Abi when you hear toilet, you dey remember the one for the public yard wey you dey line up go sheet?
Think about conveniences, restrooms etc. Think big. Ozuo!

Pele olodo I guess uve never heard of germ's colony. My dear keep eating inside "clean" toilets sogbo Eleribu sumbori.

The best way to get a gal still remains...make her laff! Be a shoulder to cry on....but don't get carried away and forget to make her ride on ur ddicck.

Piercedclit:
Yes i can eat in my toilet cos it's always clean

Elede...dirty human being

The gal dat did dat with me...paid for her food on d date. And we never spoke again. I've got zero chill for cattle's dung!

The craziest thing I've done for love was to do nothing wen she started misbehaving....I simply got a new gf.