₦airaland Forum

Ymain:
im nt in nigeria,,, do i look local to u

U don't look local, u actually look like an slowpoke....look at how far down and fallen ur boobs are?

CuteSOLJA:
alaye... o ti gora'e

Awon idile re lo go....eleribu sumbori.

Tommfrench:
drop 30k airtime na

U dey mind d mumu!!! When she receive alert of 30k before

So buhari and him wife dey whine us...she dey fight against him hubby for BBC (so she no fit go nta or ait or tvc or channels TV) no she preferred BBC....den her hubby replied her from Germany.
People are complaining abt how hard d country is, dats y dey cooked up a "fight" to make us feel like "oh u see even d wife isn't happy"
Madam first lady park one side and stop d pretending....all na format....u and ur hubby na same same....fucck y'all.

Prettygarllardo:
Dude u no F-up disease full everywhere

No mind d fool...if u like no dey use CD...rip to u in advance.

Softcurls:
What do u mean... what am I?
I'm a human...

I doubt dat, cos every human know how dangerous it is to av unprotected sex.

Softcurls:
I agree... ok fair enough... but it's normal to want to have unprotected sex... it's not advisable though...

Wat are you exactly??

dapsonlou:
Most girls cheat this days meaning when she cheat on him she's not going to use a Condom. Let her go bro

Naso o my broda...even with CD sef man pikin dey fear, not to talk of no CD. I no do abeg, carry ur pvssy to d nxt guy...especially dat zombie barackodam "fuccking me" upandan.

Softcurls:
I would be so pissed...
Call her back and apologize... and ask to get tested together

Y wuld u be pissed? She sed we shuldnt use a CD and I sed no!

barackodam:
Dude, Fucck you!

Fucck me?? Sorry gay, I don't do guyz...go fucck ur papa!

Softcurls:
Wise move .... why didn't you just to go get tested with her?
How long were you dating?

A month.

So I met this gal and she doesn't wanna use CD...sed her pvssy reacts harshly to CD.
So I wore her pants bk for her, wore my own boxer and sed "u av 10 mins to leave my room".

Under her dad's bed while her dad and mom were ontop of it...

Cessa0:
d girl in d scnd pix is practically n@ked! goodness!
how cn u b comfortable in ds dress

what happened to decency?

Decency was denied visa into Nigeria...dats y!

chris2face:
Op is this real or what I don't get it

Very real my broda

Baby dey fink its a made up story...u see how magical we are?

Lovelynature:
See ya lips. If I grab those lips ama kiss it wella till you beg for more.

Madam Naija dey recession. Make the guy talk as e take dey em mind. Better still transfer the money to him

U dey mind her....30k is a private pry teachers salary for 2mnths....a corper's allowee for a mnth and half.

We met at an eatery, I was waiting at a table for my gf, she was seated at anoda table waiting for her bf.
Few mins later d fool called me to cancel, "damn wat a bitch", looked at ur face and u were looking sad all of a sudden also...I walked up to ur table...."can I pls keep u company, my date kinda bailed on me and am idle at d moment" and u replied "me too my guy just cancelled on me again".
And every since then our love has grown stronger and stronger by d day, week, months and years....we 3yrs today, but feels like we fell in love last min. Ure d stars, d moon and d sun....d gravitational force of love towards u is overwhelming...u turn me on uniquely...can't wait to bring kids frm between ur legs and form a family.
I owe u a lovely marriage life.
I say a big tanx to our exes for canceling on us dat day!

KissChris:
Lmao
Xmas gift

Bros no bi laffing matter o.

Ymain:
but ur here complaining abt 30k?,, ur nt fooling anyone,, pm me let me pity u nd get u some connections

Don't worry wen u start earning money and see how hard it is to earn...u'll know d value of every naira...but how wuld u know? Ure jobless!

Ymain:
is it my fault ur broke get a job nigga

I pay people's salary my dear...I create jobs, I don't search for it. Now run along and go and watch zee world.

she sed she will "help" me save d balance and use it to buy Xmas gift for me.
No bi her fault sha, na me wey wan do surprise. I'm so deleting mobile money off my fone!

Ymain:
broke nigga wat is 30,000 naira forget it. pocket change

See ur mouth like dog pvssy...."pocket money" olodo!

So I wanted to surprise my gf and send her a token for d weekend o, dat was how I mistakenly transferred N30,000 to her stead of N3000 on mobile money!
Now I'm telling her return d balance, she's telling me one thing do one thing wey do one thing wey no concern me....that so I av money am forming broke to her.
Omo which can wahala I chuck myself inside so
I need my forking balance oooooo madam!!!!!

makydebbie:
here in the romance section

Sue me!

Hi peeps am lag based, I av a vegetable farm and I'm in need of a fertilizer...preferably NPK 15:15:15.
Also how long dos it take d following to germinate;
Ugwu
Ewedu
Green vegetable
Okra.
Tanx.

TreasuredLeidy:
Oooh Yea! I remember.
U were d roadside Mechanic dat was quarreling with a driver saying he wanted to destroy ur small workshop cos of impatience.

Lolzzzzzz....I don suffer.
Y so much evils??
Lolzzzzzz

TreasuredLeidy:
really? well yea. I stay in Nigeria

yea really....u look like d gal dat sold bottle water to in traffic yesterday.

Xensity:
I wonder what you'd transfer your anger on, if your girlfriend upsets you in a public venue, like a restaurant for instance.

If this story is actually true, then you seriously need to work on controlling yourself when you get angry. The compulsion to hit a woman when you are incensed shouldn't be something that must be transfered unto some other object. It's a compulsion that should be resisted. Learn to resist it. Because one day, there won't be a wall to hit.

are u done talking?

TreasuredLeidy:
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Hi do u stay in Nigeria? U look familiar

wellstryme:
There is this girl that use to come watch movie in my house,so when we are watching movie,she will start hitting her legs together in slow motion.then later she will start doing it very fast,that I get irritated,then she will jump up shouting in excitement,I read on google a girl can masturbate and get orgasms this way..

IS IT POSSIBLE?

I'm here wondering y a gal has to masturbate in ur house...nigger are u impotent? Or u don't av a diicck??

So my gf and I entered into a small argument and suddenly she slapped me, den in split seconds two knocks on my head followed by yet another slap....I was dazed so angrily stoodup...throw d glass cup in my hands on d floor....told her I'll show u today....I locked d door, dashed into d room....tied clothes around my fist...gave her clothes to tie around her own fist...she laffed, but I wanted to teach her a lesson...she wrapped d clothes around her fist. So I told her to lemme me warmup...I started punching d wall...I transfered my anger on d wall...I started bleeding and she rushed to hold me and apology.
After helping to dress d wound...she gave me warm pvssy for dinner!